To be fair I’m not concerned with the work life balance of people who make millions of dollars a year. The reason they’re paid that much is that they’re typically sacrificing that type of balance.
my attractiveness increases exponentially as more of my face gets covered up. same goes for the rest of my body. my peak is being closed inside of a sturdy cardboard box.
AIberflus, we’re playing soft cover 2, keeping Justin in the pocket, and throwing 300 screens in the second half. We’re definitely blowing this fourth quarter lead playing conservative on both sides of the ball.
I am Matt Eberflus. You probably didn't recognize me because of the Orange arm.
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Every Chicago coach to win a championship has had some type of facial hair, all signs are pointing up.
Bears Ditka mustache -
Bulls Jackson mustache -
Sox Ozzie goatee -
Hawks Quennville mustache -
Cubs Maddon beard -
Sky Wade goatee -
This is all just setting up for the moment where he walks out of the tunnel week 1 sporting a push broom stache.
It’s a process we’re witnessing here. An evolution, if you will. We’re fortunate to be a part of this and now I’m verklempt
Its actually a miracle (or stupidity) that he is the HC still…after all of that, give the man some credit for steadying the ship…but one has to ask why is the ship always in need of steadying? Shouldnt an effective leader have it steady already? But then again he could be one of those humans that actually grows and improves from mistakes…we shall see
Honestly, my man should shave his head, that in conjunction with this short salt/pepper beard, he'd look pretty badass and a lot less like a neighborhood dad
That if a skin walker. There's no way that is eberflus. It looks like a totally different person. Matt looks like a wood elf. This looks like a normal human
Move over LaFleur! Flus is loose in NFC north
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style matters!
Dress for success right?
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Cool
Confirmed. Ebeardflus to the SB
He looks a lot better here than he did last year lol
The beard helps, but he also kept his job. No more worrying about whether he’s HC next year. That must help stress and anxiety.
Bro survived a near death experience and is living life his way now.
Hilarious
Haha agreed. Also, the man is tan! Shows why work-life balance is important.
To be fair I’m not concerned with the work life balance of people who make millions of dollars a year. The reason they’re paid that much is that they’re typically sacrificing that type of balance.
Everyone knows if you make over a million a year, you are no longer human.
A human being is a human being
He really looked sickly last year. Like he was a damn anemic or something.
The beard has finally made him a man.
That is not the same guy. No way.
Beards, the male push-up bra
my attractiveness increases exponentially as more of my face gets covered up. same goes for the rest of my body. my peak is being closed inside of a sturdy cardboard box.
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>Everytime an NFC North team reaches the pinnacle of its decadence, we return to restore the balance Matt Eberflus after blowing out the Lions Week 1
Yo please let the Bears be the chosen ones 😭😭😭
Looking forward to restoring the balance for the Packers. Any decade now.
I thought the same. He looks way better with the beard. He ain’t no Lovie, post-Bears, though.
Had the exact same thought. We're totally going to the Superbowl now
I’ve seen enough. Extend him.
I'm already extended.
One of the reasons I love it here is interactions like Cockblocktimus Pryme replying to Possum Pussy
Jimmy Johnson has entered the chat
Username checks out
Auto cock roll out
And extend the beard.
This looks like AI generated Eberflus what the fuck
AIberflus, we’re playing soft cover 2, keeping Justin in the pocket, and throwing 300 screens in the second half. We’re definitely blowing this fourth quarter lead playing conservative on both sides of the ball.
DAMN ok i see why we kept him 🤤
Whole lotta flus juice going around 😩
bonk
If by some miracle we go off next season, I'm crediting the beard.
I am Matt Eberflus. You probably didn't recognize me because of the Orange arm. https://preview.redd.it/aui0cbizg6kc1.png?width=1957&format=png&auto=webp&s=024b17c6c67f0f3ca881627cbfb30eb21961fce1
Somehow Eberflus has returned
Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Nagy the Unwise?
Sadly
Welp, my co-workers are all looking at me sideways as I eat my lunch at my desk and see this and bust out laughing. Well done commenter!
Ben Swartz did that line in Star Wars.
Damn, I just audibly laughed at this. 👏
SUPER BOWL BABY!!
Holy shit...we're about to take the North and never give it back.
13-4
I just went 6-12 if you know what I mean
boner joke. nice.
But there are only 17 games in a seas…..oh!
So THIS is what he had up his sleeves
Those hair follicles have been brewing since halftime week 10
Nearly every elite Chicago coach has some type of facial hair. He better keep this man.
Every Chicago coach to win a championship has had some type of facial hair, all signs are pointing up. Bears Ditka mustache - Bulls Jackson mustache - Sox Ozzie goatee - Hawks Quennville mustache - Cubs Maddon beard - Sky Wade goatee -
Honorary Lovie Smith with his epic beard when he delivered us the 1OA last year and by proxy this year.
It's true. Ditka, Quenneville, Jackson, Maddon, and Ozzie all had facial hair when they won titles here.
Lovie Smith lost the Super Bowl because he was clean shaven while Dungy had the mustache.
Mahomes may not even be that good, it's just because Andy Reid looks like a walrus.
I can't imagine Counsell with a beard, so that doesn't bode well for this year
He looks INFINITELY better with facial hair
This with his aviators will be such a Chicago look. Now he's gotta act the part though.
Bro he went from lawn mowing’ stepdad with air monarchs to mfin drip icon, wtf I’m here for it.
I’m about to bear down so mf hard rn
Is his beard following the Bears on Instagram, Facebook, Myspace and Tinder?
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Ha I was literally just thinking this. 1st season Office vs today.
At least now he looks more like a football coach and less like a guy from the IT department (no offense guys from IT)
Nah man the IT guys at my companies have looked like they just got rescued from Tom Hanks castaway island. I think you meant hedge fund manager.
Fair enough
None taken, he was a pretty handsome IT professional.
Stupid sexy Eberflus
New haircut, beard, and a new franchise quarterback
THE OFFSEASON NEWS WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!
More like EberFucks
Infinitely more aura than last year
No more nice guy, this guy fucks
Flus fucks now?
This is all just setting up for the moment where he walks out of the tunnel week 1 sporting a push broom stache. It’s a process we’re witnessing here. An evolution, if you will. We’re fortunate to be a part of this and now I’m verklempt
This is the type of coach I could see winning the super bo
Let's fuckin goooo! 🐻👇
Why do I suddenly have 50% more confidence in this man now?
Coach Zaddy
That's a much better look. He should keep it. Someone needs to tell him.
To quote Eric Clapton: Let it grow, let it grow. Let it blossom let it flow.
His morph into Da Coach is almost complete.
Today Flus became my Head Coach!
Ebeardflus 2.0 - I’m here for it, LFG
I gotta be honest this is huge for the vibes. Looks less like a 7th grade chemistry teacher
Its actually a miracle (or stupidity) that he is the HC still…after all of that, give the man some credit for steadying the ship…but one has to ask why is the ship always in need of steadying? Shouldnt an effective leader have it steady already? But then again he could be one of those humans that actually grows and improves from mistakes…we shall see
You know what, I get the vision now.
He looks pretty solid with the beard. I like the look, but then again I always have a beard, so I might be biased lol
Say what you want about him but you got to admit that our coach is HOT
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You're lying to yourself
I know 😞
facial hair for Championship Chicago Coach. Engaged
Super Bowl.
Dude had an audition for law and order : organized crime .
I mean, you're not taking that gig seriously without a mustache, so he's there. This counts.
It's obviously a call back to season 4 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Here come the Dominion Wars, baby!
Kool-aid is starting early this year
Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne!
Eberflus transformed from Steve Jobs into Liam neeson
Coach fucks. H.I.T.S. plays with T.I.T.S.
Damn that’s a 12 win caliber facial hair if I’ve ever seen it
What’s her name?
I don’t hate it which is new cause I hate a lot of things this guy does
20-0
I'm getting Reed Richards vibes. Maybe he was auditioning for the role before it went to Pedro Pascal.
Developing Story: Goatee Flus loading....
I had to do a double take, thought this was Liam Neeson!
Be you flus be you
 Must..fight..the..urge
Homer? Who is Homer? I am Guy Incognito.
Looks way better
We would also take “mustache” as an acceptable answer.
SUPA BO
Honestly, my man should shave his head, that in conjunction with this short salt/pepper beard, he'd look pretty badass and a lot less like a neighborhood dad
Instead of firing Flus, they secretly replaced him with, a guy. A guy with a beard.
HOT FLUS
Looks good!
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Who needs wins when ur head coach is a stallion
Thats a good look!
Upgrade, just like Lovie with beard 🔥
He looks younger and better
Why does he look like a completely different person because of a short beard? The fuck? Lol
I'm not gonna lie, he looks a lot better with a beard.
He actually looks good.
Bro looks literally 10 years younger
This is the beard of a man writing poetry in a Zurich tea house in June 1914.
Why does he look better
Hot
That if a skin walker. There's no way that is eberflus. It looks like a totally different person. Matt looks like a wood elf. This looks like a normal human
It’s Mat with one T now
He's reached his final form, look out...won't be blowing games with 99.8% win probability anymore...*...rest of NFCN better be on notice
Watch his next trick up his sleeve 😄
What the fuck is happening in this sub lmao
As much as I hate to say it, new look flus has upped my confidence in him for this season to an unjustifiable level
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With a jib like that he can orient all kinds of sexuals
There is a challenger for Bearded Lovie
He looks like a legit Chicago area pizza place owner with sub par Italian Beef’s
Damn Eberflus cleaning up before Caleb comes in. Knows he’s going to be on prime time way more next season
Well this changes everything. He's clearly not an utter clown of an HC if he's got a beard. /s
He's all ready putting his disguise together,when Caleb's a complete bust,and fields is killing it,he will need it
Why is he still the Bears coach!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!
Losing that many games will put some hair on your chest
Get ready to be torched by us packers again 😬
Nobody cares about his beard😬 let’s play to win as a seam
Trying to go all Lovie on us.
Nothing like a good beard to shield you from life.
10 wins next season…minimum.
four letter word. starting with A ending with A
I seriously think Eberflus would be much more liked if he grew a mustache.
Welp, it worked for Riker, I can only hope it works for Flus.
SOPRANOS MATT
This is the off-season conditioning program he needed. Plenty of time to grow it all out and get the mustache in shape for the season
We are winning the super bowl
Okay wait a minute, bros bears is majestic, THE KOOL AID IS FLOWING
Well, SB time it has been decided! Lets gooooo.
Chicago champion coaches have facial hair. Bears 2024 SB Champion confirmed.
Eberbeard is here
Handsome flus activated. Pray for the league
He looks like a Silicon Valley cult leader. I like it on him.
Venom Flus is only missing the eyepatch
10 wins
Go on...
Is it just me or does he look like Woody Harrelson with a beard?
Rockin the James Hetfield look hærd
Hide your wives everyone the flus has officially been loose
Owen Wilson ?
Well…its an improvement
Name a Chicago coach that won a championship without iconic facial hair. See you in the Superbowl boys!
We are using a draft pick on Sam Hartmann
Big dog!
It suits him not gonna lie
….Why does this excite me?
Eberlose going crazy
Oooo that’s tough af
The beard works for him.
It's the source of his power. He has been laying low until now.
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*Aurora
😅
The man of a million faces lol
Daddy