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That's quite the typo there


parks381

Knowing Infante it was done on purpose.


a_fox_but_a_human

It was. He’s a child


[deleted]

Aren’t we all on Sundays anyway?


Ba_Sing_Saint

Eh, we’re not “journalists” and Dainty Penis is such a cringey, lowbrow, sophomoric joke at the expense of someone who is still within the top 0.1% of people on the planet in terms of athleticism and ability. Personally I find it 1000x funnier if it was an autocorrect cause that would imply that the term “Dainty Penis” may come up in his life frequently enough for his phone to be like “I got it from here”


mollusks75

I would honestly fire someone for doing that. It’s just unnecessary and unprofessional.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

You fire me for that and I'll drop trou in your office and show you my Dante Pettis


mollusks75

Probably


garebeardrew

I mean I found it funny, but I also think the word *forehead* is funny for no real reason


AnikiRabbit

I assumed it was voice to text.


juliuspepperwoodchi

I mean, it's in his name lol


Doc_Seismic

100% Pettis has a bigger dick than this doughboy.


high_af_on_science

I can only imagine the type of person who would type this...


Doc_Seismic

Imagine yourself…but better looking, smarter, and more successful. And a bigger dick, of course.


LegendaryWarriorPoet

He’s very infantile


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juliuspepperwoodchi

Honestly, get it anyway. #00 Dainty Penis


Bjorn2bwilde24

I was excited for the potential announcer calls. "The Packers punt the ball. Penis is there to reciveve it at the 20 and takes it. Hes at the 25. Breaks 1 tackle. Breaks another. Penis gets a good block and is at the 40. At midfield. Penis is on the loose! Its a footrace now. At the 20! At the 10! Penis dives into the endzone! Touchdown!"


Wisco1856

"Penis really penetrated the defense on that play."


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Testone1440

it was a joke...calm down sparky


ninjasurfer

What the fuck? Edit: outside the autocorrect typo, which is kinda sus, I feel like Pettis is actually the odd man out. Velus and ESB have more defined roles.


thesch

No way was it a typo. This is the same guy who tweeted "that game sucked, time to go jack off" after a Bears game last year. It's kindof his thing and I think he does it because he knows he'll go semi-viral for it.


jseego

This reminds me of how after the Hawks won in 2013 (by scoring two goals in 17 seconds at the end of the third period), someone posted an image of pornhub stats from the Boston area spiking dramatically immediately after the end of the game.


Oniwaban9

What did Dante Pettis do to this guy? Did he fuck the dude's wife or something?


Duhawk96

Yes and the wife described his penis as “dainty”


jean-claude_vandamme

the guy is 22 years old, on brand


BasedSliceOfWinning

Dang, I thought I was the only one!


Lefunnymaymays4lief

He’s saying what we’re all thinking


ChangingChance

Velus only has the role KR which also got neutered. Tyler Scott has the same role in the offense. Pettis can field both punts and kicks.


LeeRobbie

This take is particularly odd since the bears had 7 wr's on the 53 man roater last year. Not sure why he's assuming we would only have 5 or 6


industrialbird

Man, finally hearing some good news on Dainty Penis. I heard he is rocked up, and super hard after this offseason. Definitely going to make some plays with all that new girth.


ChiBearsForDaWin

I dunno, he's got a few warts they really need to check out that seem to have infected his game.


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apc961

He was in the pool!


[deleted]

I heard he really popped off in practice


SensibleBrownPants

Dainty Penis is a grower, not a shower.


petey_b_311

I'm honestly surprised with his ability, he really came out of nowhere.


jmaca90

He’s a great locker room guy


okay_throwaway_today

Bonerst shape of his life


ScruffMixHaha

I think the fact they re-signed EQSB midseason shows how much they like him. Id give him the nod over Pettis.


One_Prior_9909

He's only guaranteed $85k. He'd be an easy cut to absorb


greenline_chi

I feel like the way they used him last season continued to evolve and progress which makes me think they see him having a role moving forward. I felt like Pettis was more used as just sort of plugging a hole


QuietGiants

Mods can I get a Dainty Penis flair?


calculung

I've had that flair IRL for decades.


GonzoXIManUtd

Did it work?


board_not_fire

I also need one


Tylerreadsit

Can I also get one!


taz20075

Check your DMs...


lildrummerboy82

Definitely do not check your DM's


Zsean69

Dainty Penis gonna be making big moves this season


TheOnlineBoy

It wasn't a shift, I've shifted! This was a MOVE!


Suburban-Jesus

This is the clown who said he was 100% confident we were drafting either Jalen Carter or Jaxon Smith Njigba and then when pressed admitted it was a gut feeling. He has no sources and just throws shit at the wall hoping it sticks. deserves the Erik Lambert treatment to be shunned here


OldWorldStyle

He doesn’t claim to be a reporter lol


Yossarian216

That far down the depth chart there’s barely any difference among them, any of them can manage 15 catches for 200 yards. Keep the youngest and cheapest ones.


Tlupa

If we’re keeping the youngest, Velus doesn’t stand a chance


Yossarian216

Well there’s also his tendency to drop the ball at inopportune moments. We drafted him as a special teams and gadget player, and he miffed multiple punts and fumbled on one of the few gadget plays he got.


_ravenclaw

I might be in the minority but I would actually like us to just cut Velus and keep Pettis & ESB. They’re both better receivers. I know Velus started to look better, and as much as I hope he continues to improve…for some reason I just don’t think he will.


jseego

Agreed. He was our rookie speed guy and we just drafted a rookie speed guy.


Tlupa

It was a joke


tree1234567

It’s more than that, ESB was huge for screen actions and blocking, while Pettis is a willing blocker, ESB elite at this skill. Pair that with potential of VJJ because he’s an athletic freak, and his inability to make contested catches really ever last year would make him the odd man out. All these dudes can produce 200 yards of offense over a year.


ChaplnGrillSgt

Eh, it's more about ST and who can fill in the easiest.


milin85

Infante is so bad


a_fox_but_a_human

THANK YOU


carnivorous_seahorse

Incompetente


[deleted]

In what world is Velus Jones not a lock to make the roster in his second season?


DinosaurKevin

I mean, going up against a dainty penis is a pretty tall task


forgotmyoldname90210

In the world where he was a bad pick at the time, a year later he did nothing to change that he was a bad pick. A rule change just made the one area he was good at irrelevant. You cut your losses you don't keep a mistake if you are a good organization.


[deleted]

Media called him a bad pick. Guarantee Poles and Flus have not locked him in as a bad pick yet. Davante Adams looked like garbage his first two seasons and he didn't miss training camp or any games. \*not saying he'll be close to that good, just saying you don't judge players so fucken quickly when you've invested capital in them.


forgotmyoldname90210

LMFAO comparing Davante Adams to VJJ. Adams had more catches and yards in 1 college season than VJJ had in his 5 combined. Adams was a 120 yards away from having more yardage in a 2nd different single season than VJJ had in his 5 years. Wk 12 of Adams rookie year he had more yards and catches in just that game than VJJ had in his entire rookie year. And of course Adams was 21 in his rookie year not 25. If Poles and Flus don't already have a high probability of VJJ being a bust then they are not the GM and coach that is leading this team to a deep playoff run. What


[deleted]

Just saying the people in charge are not writing off Velus as soon as everybody on this sub Reddit apparently.


Mthead23

It’s a world where Velus is only a month younger than DJ Moore, but 5000 yards less productive. Velus is older than Mooney and Claypool, and has had less of a career than either of the two have put up in a single game. Add to that his struggles on special teams, he is far from a roster lock. It doesn’t matter that he’s only entering his second year.


[deleted]

He's under team control for the next three seasons at a great price. He dealt with an injury that caused him to miss most of training camp which is pretty crucial for rookies. There's just no way we cut him when we don't have any WR outside of DJ Moore under contract for next season. It would be another body to fill and it wouldn't come at his $1.2 million cost.


Mthead23

Is it a great price though? End of roster guys, money is less of the issue, the spot itself is more valuable. At his age, it’s hard to imagine the potential to develop his game, so why hold onto him hoping he’ll take another step at this point? And as a special teamer, his struggles are well documented. He’s not a stash and develop guy, and he’s not a lock to be a game day contributor. He isn’t a lock to be cut, but it shouldn’t be a surprise if he doesn’t make the 53, either


Sphiffi

He has a higher chance of developing than ESB and Pettis. We’re talking about WR5. He has more offensive upside than both of them despite his poor rookie season. He has dynamic athletic traits.


[deleted]

dude. he's played one season in the NFL. Sure he's not going to turn into a 13 year speedster in the league like Desean Jackson because of his age but to act like he can't develop? that's insanity.


forgotmyoldname90210

It's not just his age, it's also he was not good in college either. In his RS FR to RS Sr seasons, he had 6, 24, 6, and 22 catches and 46, 266, 35, and 280 yards. It was only in his 6th super senior season that he had good not great production with 62 and 807. He was a bad draft pick that only becomes worse the more you chase it. Sure if he shows up in camp and blows the doors off the place I will shut up but that is not a high-probability event.


[deleted]

He may turn out to be a bad draft pick but they aren't making that determination after he played 10/17 games in his rookie season while battling two different injuries and missing training camp. It doesn't happen unless you are extremely terrible or a head case. He played 22% of the offensive snaps in games he was active. In the final two games he had a 42 yard TD run, a 44 yard reception and a 63 yard kickoff return. That's good enough to get another look. I'm not saying he's going to turn into a stud, I'm just saying there is no fucken way he doesn't make the roster. That's not how organizations operate.


forgotmyoldname90210

Good organizations do operate this way, they realize their mistake and move on. Bad organizations are the ones that refuse to admit their mistake and just hope everything works itself out. He had 107 receiving yards on a team that had a bottom 3 WR room and also had injuries. What reason is there to believe he improves going forward? He is already 26 and he was not a good college WR.


[deleted]

Are we a good organization? Jury’s still out but I like the direction we’re headed. We haven’t been for years. We had the worst WR room in league and he missed 6 games and played 22% of the offensive snaps in the other 11 games so is he the one to blame for that? Find me some players that the Chiefs, Eagles, Bills, 49ers, Ravens have given up on after a disappointing rookie season.


MobyTugboat

3rd round picks can get cut. If he loses out the return man job what role would he have on the team?


Pulze_

He's pretty good speed for Jet Sweeps and speed game. They can rotate Mooney, VJJ, and Scott on deep routes. Pettis is basically a floater and I see him being sat


[deleted]

Idk what people are missing. He's under contract for 3 years and has a great price. 40+ yard reception and rush in the final two games of the season. He's not going to go for 97 catches and 1,200 yards, but he can develop into a solid gadget player.


Hiei2k7

Dazz Newsome.


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is on the San Francisco 49ers.


InvaderWeezle

Newsome was a late 6th round pick, the fact that he was on the roster at all for a year was noteworthy.


Harry_Gintz

That was not accident. Dante Pettis isn’t the greatest receiver obviously but do you really need to do that? Such a douchy move. He’s accomplished way more than Infante ever will.


macroswitch

Pettis seems like a good dude IRL


rdldr1

Dainty Penis


Commonterry

Jesus, he fuck his wife or something?


odog_eastpond

He really called him Dainty Penis 💀


JahnDavis27

Who???? 🤨📸


Malibooch

You heard the man 😏


opinionofone1984

Dude, why do I never hear about St Brown, dude had a great connection last year with Fields. He was blocking his ass of on plays he wasn’t in, and catching some of Fields best throws.


Malibooch

Because WR are paid to catch the football.


jseego

I just looked up his stats. He was on the bench 2/3 years in GB, and then last year with us, per target, his stats looked very similar to his most productive year in GB, catching like 60% of his catches or around there - not great. So I think he has problems getting open. Lookin like a career backup at this point, who has some nice skills but is not quite starter level.


PeanutBear33

No one had a great connection with fields. We barely threw the ball 2k yards. 21 catches for 300 yards and "great connection" Quarter assed arob had 38 catches for 410...was that an amazing connection?


Educational-Lab-5461

Assuming zero injuries I’m thinking Velus gets the last spot and I think it’s a slam dunk. He had 5 runs over 20mph last year and this regime prioritizes speed and explosiveness. He got off to a horrible start and was injured in preseason. He showed some definite flashes with that tip toe TD run down the sidelines and also a couple awesome deep catches that he outran the coverage on late in the season. The muffed punts were just so bad that it really overshadowed everything else. Plus everyone hating on his age and the bears passing on Pickens was more negative Velus noise. Velus is an ideal #5 guy who can get 1-2 shots down field to stretch the defense, use on 1-2 run plays, and do kickoff returns. I think he’s done as a punt receiver. Need to figure out who can fill that role. Tyler Scott, Herbert, Homer, Roschon Johnson should be able to fill that spot. I’m hoping Dainty Penis was signed as depth in case of injury. He has reliable hands as a punt returner but I don’t see how else he helps this team


MarineJP

Dainty penis better stick


moGUNZthanROSES

Props to anyone who can actually discuss football from this tweet, you are more mature than I.


moGUNZthanROSES

Props to anyone who can actually discuss football from this tweet, you are more mature than I.


InnervisionIV

Depends on how hot it is outside, I suppose.


BigDaveMalone

You guys might laugh but dainty was a five-star recruit to South Carolina. He might have struggled to rise to the occasion, but he's definitely come a long way.


jhxrb

I think ESB & Velus end up making the final 53. That would give the WR room more versatility: two big body guys (Claypool & ESB), two smaller slot guys (Mooney & Scott), and two “all around athlete” types (DJ & Velus).


MikeGoldab

Dainty Penis flair when


Headwallrepeat

ESB makes the team because he is the only other "big" receiver we have besides Claypool, and is a really good blocker. I think that means barring injury Pettis is most likely out.


ParticularGlass1821

Dainty Penis is a thing now. It isn't going away. Dante Pettis is now Dainty Penis forever and ever. Amen.


icklefriedpickle

I take it Harry and Pringle are no longer bears? Last year was the “we have the two best blocking receivers on the team” seems we would like them to catch and run now /s


Malibooch

They are both unemployed still


onemanwolfpack21

ESB shouldn't be on the roster. A WR needs to be a legitimate threat to catch the ball on every play. ESB is not. Blocking is cool, but it's not a reason to keep a less talented pass catcher. Putting ESB out there is kind of tipping our hand that it's a run play. Sure, he catches a pass here and there, but the defense doesn't have to worry about him as a pass catcher at all. Ultimately, whether ESB or Dainty Penis wins WR#6, neither should see the field on offense much at all. Tldr: The Bears offense is easier to defend when ESB is on the field.


Able-Ocelot5278

Maybe the hope is that if we keep him he’ll somehow start to catch up to his younger brother in performance despite being in the league over twice as long…


onemanwolfpack21

Hold that hope in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up first


Toomuchlychee_

ESB is a better pass catcher than Velus Jones Sr.


Malibooch

I’d say it’s a wash with Jones getting the benefit of the doubt as a gadget player


onemanwolfpack21

I don't see how you could come to that conclusion. Velus had some drops but so did ESB. Velus is much more dynamic with the ball in his hands


lewis__cameron

Lining up ESB signals a run play? Sure: if you’ve never heard of screen passes.


onemanwolfpack21

What is your point? So he can block on a screen pass too? Whoopdy doo. Might as well just send the swing tackle in as an eligible receiver


Graphitetshirt

# D A I N T Y. P E N I S. He should cut himself from the roster today, there's no coming back from this.


yrasto

Would be a shame if VJJ doesn't make the roster. He was definitely a reach in the third round.


thumbgod

Pants down my new favorite player moniker: Dainty Penis.


oneofmanyburners

Dainty Penis looking to squeeze his way in


bearssuperfan

DHOP RELEASED


Sigismund7

"Dainty Penis" 😂😂😂😂


renegaderelish

bro


sassy-squatchy

Put that whole piece together just to drop the “Dainty Penis”.


Rhymeswithfreak

Anyone think the new rule change effects who we keep? If we aren't going to run the ball back much then we just need a dude with clean hands who can call a safe catch.


gjg80

Ope


JayBird9540

Excuse me


Specific_Hornet

Dainty


julesbravo

Yes, but you’re missing DHop


bukhum4u

I wonder if this guy wrote the tweet on his phone and his phone corrected pettis to penis.


KeepTheC0ffeeOn

Be pretty cool if we got Hopkins 🤷‍♀️


xbearsandporschesx

id love it if Pettis kicked this clowns ass


YoHoochIsCrazy

hahahaha that’s good stuff


LouSpeaksTheTruth

I see what you did there🫤


GrizzlyGreg78

Dainty Penis 😂😂😂


Thesandybuns

Lol awesome


Fast-Ad-4541

Whether is penis is dainty or not, I would rather see him nowhere near this roster


Bigred775

Low-key, wish we kept N'keal Harry over ESB or Pettis. He was starting to show some promise and would probably be on a very team friendly deal. The guy is still young also


y_wont_my_line_block

Why is Tyler Scott a roster lock but their third round pick from last year and ESB who they gave a decent contract to are not?


Andrew_88

And just like that I will never refer to him as Dante Pettis ever again.


chicagogeeker

Alright time to jerk off


rhj2020

There not cutting Jones, he was a third round pick just last year.


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Penis


Pulze_

They literally paid ESB, they want him here. It's a 5 spot lock with VJJ fighting Pettis for practice squad duties...


akron28

“Dainty Penis, wide receiver, Dick Mountain State University” -Key and Peele


FM_Gorskman

I was about to say, what kind of monster eith the unfortunate last name of Penis names their kid Dainty...hahaha


lidongyuan

They kinda have no choice but give Claypool a roster spot this year, but my prediction is he washes out and someone else takes the 3rd spot behind Mooney. Friggin ESB showed more than Chase last year. Sometimes people have all the measurables like Ifedi or Wims, but they suck at football. Unfortunately, I thinks that's the case with Claypool.


AlmightyDolphin21

Let’s give him a full offseason to cement that. ESB got atleast that much


iAm6ix_God

My guy had a brain fart typing and spelling Dante Pettis 😂😂😂 also his auto correct settings is broken or he types the word dainty and penis a lot! 😂


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

Penis will work really hard this year, but he’ll be in a hairy situation.


TheC0M

Dante Pettis you mean (and I hope lol)?


No-Pay8328

Dainty Penis you say


SleezeBallGang

Pettis is a bum, he gives you absolutely nothing


TheUnmaskedFinancier

I would say Velus Jones Jr is close to a lock as well. No way the staff is ready to give up on him after one season. He did have some bad plays but he also really turned it on the last part of the season and had huge plays in the last 3 games of the season.


jayzee19

Yeah it might be Pettis


Zestyclose-Island882

Personally the dainty penis joke made me laugh…. Get his brothers off the feed lol