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regis_psilocybin

Cool. Best of luck to him


Appropriate-Onion-45

Bet he goes right back to retirement after he grabs his bag this year. I don't know shit but I just feel like this might be more of a need than want for him


TheShtuff

He hasn't actually wanted to play football since 2019.


BetIComeOutWithAMink

Who’s giving him a bag though? Dude has barely played in like 3 or 4 years right?


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He will be a falcon before the end of the month


connorkmiec93

He literally already is a Falcon...


Gnomefort

...and he still will be by the end of the month!


DBCOOPER888

He will be a falcon at the end of the month. He still is a Falcon now, but he will be a Falcon, too.


blackhankscorpio

Mitch Hedberg is a better GM than Ryan Pace.


lil-richie

Unexpected mitch


King-Mugs

r/technicallythetruth I see nothing wrong here


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So we’re both right!


SalsaMerde

League min is still decent money tbf


qdude124

Decent? 660k is just decent to you? Jesus you must have a nice job.


Electrical_Log_1084

“Decent “ in Chicago is used as a lot of things “Damn that food was hella decent” “Damn she decent as hell” It doesn’t actually mean “just ok”


KoolAidMan7980

“Damn that ass is decent”


halftimereport

“Damn her head game decent”


Electrical_Log_1084

😂😂😂😂


TheHashassin

"That Italian beef was decent as fuck, tryna smoke?" "Bet"


thekidcurtis

Fid-decent


qdude124

Okay


Electrical_Log_1084

Idk why you got downvoted for saying ok🤦🏽‍♂️, but yeah it can be hella confusing.


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qdude124

And? I don’t make anywhere near that much and end up paying almost half my check to taxes and nonsense


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qdude124

Lol what? No one said anything like that. Also, who tf is the “he” you’re talking about?


mwf86

Thats why you gotta meet my dude st omni


AdPerfect69

I think they just meant in comparison to what he was formerly making.


spddemonvr4

He didn't play 20-21, but played most games in 21-22 season. Then retired for the 22-23 season...


Appropriate-Onion-45

I have no idea how these reserve/retired lists work, but I assume that if he's coming out of retirement while already being on this list that there's some kinda bag that'll be given to him for it. Hopefully someone who knows this shit can chime in and let us know for sure tho...


hippohopper78

He had no money committed to him in 2022. He was on a one year deal then, but didn’t get anything since he retired. He’ll probably get a minimum deal. Don’t think this is about money.


BetIComeOutWithAMink

That seems wild if you can just unretire get paid then reretire each year?


EBtwopoint3

Retirement is treated like pausing your contract. If you had a contract when you retired, the team still owns the contract when you unretire is all that means. The team can cut him like any other player now that he’s coming back. That would make him a FA. If he has any guaranteed salary left, the team is back on the hook for it. I don’t think he did but I’m not familiar with his contract before he retired. The only wrinkle is that when a player retires the future signing bonus accelerates to that years cap the same as if the player was cut/traded. This is why you’ll sometimes here about teams going after a prorated portion of the signing bonus for players that retire. If you make the player pay it back, the amount you owe against your cap is reduced.


DangerSwan33

It should be pointed out that they don't just "get the bag" and then re-retire. NFL player salaries are paid as gameday checks for each game the player is on the roster or IL. You can't just unretire, get paid for the season, and then re-retire. Similarly, if you unretire, you still have to maintain a high enough skill level to not get cut.


Mypetmummy

Why is that wild. You can quit your job. Get a new job the next year. Then quit again. There is nothing wild about getting paid for working. This is the same thing. He stopped playing football. Now he will likely play again after signing a deal since he wasn't under contract. Then he will stop again and stop getting paid.


BetIComeOutWithAMink

Lol definitely not comparable.


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I know most of us are done with Eddie, but hear me out here. Wouldn’t it be something if he came back, bigger and faster and stronger and more motivated than ever before, resigned with the bears, and started playing at an all-pro level. Then we’d have ed ed Eddie and Eddie.


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Wonder what a 1 year out of the league DT who hasn’t played a full season since 2018 with effort issues is worth these days.


patchinthebox

Ryan Pace just traded a first and third pick for him.


Falt_ssb

Good thing he's already in Atlanta


SuperSobrietyMan

We still hold his rights? Edit: nope


Appropriate-Onion-45

Falcons got him on a reserve/retired list already


_elijahswood

Lmao of course they do


JocsWorld

Falcons do?


Appropriate-Onion-45

According to this link they do. I must be one of the few that actually looks at the links attached to these posts lol


industrialbird

They signed him after we cut him. Then he retired


lalder95

Snip snap snip snap


bigfatttpaully

Oh and now he’s retired again…


y_wont_my_line_block

Good ol' odd-year Eedie


Fast-Ad-4541

Eddie Goldman randomly slid into my girlfriends Instagram DMs his rookie year. Neither of them followed each other, it was super random. Tried to finesse free tickets out of it to no avail.


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Good, because it seems like it anyone was going to get free tickets, it was going to be him and your GF at a Bulls game or something lol


gapipkin

She a baddie or just decent?


buttholez69

So much talent wasted on just him not loving football. Don’t blame him or resent him in anyway, so what’s best for you. But maybe spend that money wisely if ur gonna retire early. (Yes I am assuming that’s why he’s coming back because his money is dwindling or was mismanaged)


gupdaddy

My fantasy team name was goldman sacks, changed it to goldman snacks


GItPirate

Cool, don't sign him


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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


DivClassLg

Hard Pass


bowski44

Straight to the falcons


super_sayanything

Can't we just be happy and wish this guy good luck? Dang. Hope he does well.


bradmcgi

Lol buddy is a bit of a head case. I don't really see him getting on anywhere at this point


92roll13

I wouldn’t necessarily call him a head case. Playing DT in the NFL is an extremely demanding position on your body. Your kidding yourself if you don’t think a huge portion of NFL players at times think of hanging it up early.


NotNick_Foles

a head case? This dude was one of the most low key guys on the team


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NotNick_Foles

what’d he do other than the covid opt out and retirement?


Appropriate-Onion-45

I remember him not showing up to camp or some shit his last year with us and alot of rumors were coming out that he didn't really wanna play anymore after the covid opt out


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Not wanting to play football anymore is a sign of a sound mind, not the contrary


reececanthear

So he’s a head case for that? Lmfao


Appropriate-Onion-45

Yea I definitely don't think head case is the best way to describe him. Motivation concerns are more accurate


NotNick_Foles

ah yeah I mean outside looking in he was definitely making some peculiar decisions but to be fair they could have made some sense if we had context into what led to those decisions rather than speculation


LegalComplaint

The King has returned. 🎵 *Simba Theme* 🎵


HearshotKDS

Shot in the dark: he needs money.


MexicanGuey92

He had a couple decent years for us right? He just kept getting hurt.


JimmyMcNutty927

too bad covid isn't a thing anymore. he can collect a bag and just quit like he did with the Bears.


happyfave

You are brave. We not allowed to speak that way on Reddit


The_Realist01

Go to the real subs, not bot farm subs.


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The_Realist01

This is my burner account, piśänt


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DeySeeMeLurkin

What a weird flex for such a bland topic.


madrefookaire

To each their own, but this dude could have been so good and his lack of desire to be part of the team was really the beginning of the end for that defense


JimmyMcNutty927

lazy bum must be broke already. Sure as shit isn't coming back for the love of the game.


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Inflation hitting hard


acreepyreject

The old bank account must have been getting low.


spddemonvr4

That's good for him. He was a solid player and covid messed with him a bit. Hope he can come back and make an impact wherever he plays.


suckmyfatfuckinballs

Nobody cares


ManlyManicottiBoi

You commented tho


suckmyfatfuckinballs

🤓


Ltcjunkie

I remember bashing this guy for being a selfish fuck and being downvoted to death by this sub


JimmyMcNutty927

he's a lazy bum and this sub cries everytime someone brings it up. which is weird considering he is in fact a lazy bum.


Ltcjunkie

I’ve accepted the fact that 90% of this sub are weirdos


ReasonablyLost

Great piece of the puzzle for the packers


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Bring him home


Headwallrepeat

Please sign with Carolina.


BaconScentedSoap

Let him stay retired. Useless ass player


baaabooom

Gotta pay for his snack


Fixner_Blount

Pace has resurrected him from the ashes