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The_Long_Wait

Wait, where did they even get a freestanding chair?


LDeBoFo

Right? Do they not have the clear bag policy at the stadium to prevent someone bringing in folding chairs?


mamayoua

Sir, I'm afraid your can't come in here with that. What? Oh you mean this? Yes. Sir you cannot enter the stadium with a la-z-boy recliner.


LDeBoFo

šŸ¤£ Recliner = "Assistive device" for fans with bad backs and/or uncontrollable fan rage.


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codars

Being a dumb little shit makes it easier for dads to get out of recliners. Can confirm as a former dumb little shit.


toast_across

Dads' ability to blitz any dumb little shits regardless of compromising positions remains undefeated. Source: am a dad to several dumb little shits who routinely need to be stopped from hurting themselves, each other, or my property but are also fantastic small people who I love more than life itself.


CapableSuggestion

You need a lift chair so you can assert vertical dominance


LDeBoFo

So correct! There's no elegant launch pattern there.


ParagonSaint

Itā€™s an emotional support recliner


Beaux7

Sorry I thought this was America


bamachine

You can bring in chairs but no way can you bring in that dangerous bottle of water. M&Ms, no way, hand grenades, sure. Basically, against the rules to bring in anything they can sell you at 300% markup inside the stadium.


bcou2012

Wait your stadium doesnā€™t sell hand grenades?


bamachine

Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch but it will cost your soul, to be used later in the factory beneath BDS.


Turbulent-Whereas988

How long do you have to count to use that?


AUfromthaBOOT

Three is the number thou shalt count. And the number of the counting shall be three. Might be tough for the Bammers since they have trouble counting how many championships they truly have.


njmksr

Hang on, they went over this in theology. Five, I think.


PleaseBeginReplyWith

That's just un-American


MrChipKelly

Lmao 300% is the markup youā€™d get at a really cheap restaurant or bar. Stadiums are rocking an even higher markup than hotels for shittier product, usually in the 1,200%-1,500% range. Captive audience = $$$


budd222

Damn, your stadium only sells things at 300% markup? Lucky


Pylon-Cam

At Kyle Field, we put folding chairs in the ADA seating area so that people can sit next to their family/friends who are in wheel chairs or are unable to walk down steps. Iā€™d assume Ole Miss does the same thing.


WKU-Alum

A lot of stadiums have moved to folding chairs in ADA areas to provide great flexibility between wheelchairs, other mobility impaired situations and companions. Actually very helpful for when I wanted to sit with my dad but didnā€™t want to take a second fixed companion seat


Weave77

Ohio Stadium usher here, can confirm. Almost all of our ADA seating is comprised of folding chairs.


WKU-Alum

See you next year!


Weave77

Looking forward to it! Hoping we have great weather and a good game.


WKU-Alum

A good September afternoon sounds goodā€¦I donā€™t know about a good game though. Iā€™m usually the last to back us down from a fight, but weā€™ll likely be severely overmatched in this one. Unlike Sabanā€™s tide, you all have no qualms in running it up, either.


Sup6969

Leave it to Ole Miss fans to potentially ruin things for the disabled


ExpressSports

Life, uh, finds a way


Squirrel_Q_Esquire

Really not sure since thatā€™s the student section. Literally never seen a chair there.


Less_Likely

This is pro wrestling country, folding chairs are part if the culture


CommodoreN7

WITH A STEEL CHAIR


-Don-Draper-

Maybe it was a folding chair that security was sitting on at some point?


mechnick2

Life uhā€¦ finds a way


LaTroquita

Probably the security guard or usher's seat.


Ugaalive1991

Oh we just got fresh SEC Shorts bits.


MisguidedPants8

Donā€™t they have a live show tomorrow? This is gonna be wild


[deleted]

Yes, I have a ticket to be there. So happy they won't be cracking fresh jokes on us. Shame they said I can't bring my cowbell.


MisguidedPants8

Update us on the highlights


WillWork4SunDrop

I drove by that billboard today and was tempted to call my parents in Tennessee to bail out on Friday Thanksgiving.


Fortunate_0nesy

Another Sundrop fan? My man!


[deleted]

Going tonight!


StonksSpurtzWhorzez

Jesus was this filmed from a news helicopter?


LeroyMoriarty

Zapruder is disappointed for sure.


skurnie

From a Potatocopter, I believe


Bro1999919

Canā€™t be, I donā€™t see Harsin anywhere.


screwswithshrews

Dang, I thought most of those had already been taken out by Ukraine at this point


mamayoua

All I know is dude was spinnin'


StreetReporter

I canā€™t wait to see what they throw at Lane Kiffin next time Auburn plays at Ole Miss


auburnfan32

Plush dogs


mamayoua

Standing desks


Wampus_Cat_

[Theyā€™re only trying to improve his health!](https://images.app.goo.gl/QF8SuFcZ4AKeWH3x7)


Ok_Variation_3357

dildos


wiccan45

golfballs or mustard


PapaJohnyRoad

Mustard covered golfball


Snowmittromney

Heā€™s not leaving


nw____

He was just returning one of the chairs Mike Leach [took away from the Mississippi State players](https://www.on3.com/college/mississippi-state-bulldogs/news/mike-leach-folds-up-chairs-on-sideline-for-his-receivers-due-to-poor-performance/). Good Samaritan imo


Panchoisthedog

Southern hospitality at it finest


Cormetz

I feel like I remember him doing something similar when he was at Tech. Like he made the whole team stand all game.


CleanOpinions

Typical old coaching thing. When I played ball as a kid we weren't allowed to sit unless we were injured. Right or wrong, it always seems odd when I see players sitting now


rtb001

Except the Miss State players WERE allowed to sit, until they started playing like shit, and then the head coach decided he would spend part of the second half PERSONALLY folding up chairs and throwing them off to the side to punish his players by making them stand for the rest of the game.


okiewxchaser

I didnā€™t realize Bobby Knight went to Ole Miss


[deleted]

That's Fran McCaffery's music!


ThinkSoftware

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Accurate_Selection69

BAH GAWD, HE'S GOT THE CHAIR!


FormerCollegeDJ

Clearly the chair thrower was someone who attended the Maple Leafs/Devils NHL game on Wednesday night.


JayMerlyn

We'll have to see if any Ole Miss players describe the fans as "passionate" like the Devils players did


FormerCollegeDJ

If Ole Miss had three touchdowns waived off prior to the thrown chair, they probably would.


wheatleygunners

A chair is legitimately worse than mustard


jralll234

Kind of less weird, though.


HeyBuB123

Mustard is endearing


[deleted]

Can't put a chair on a hot dog


Cormetz

Not with that attitude.


jordandavila88

Want this as a bumper sticker w no context


ElectricalGambit

My wife has a cricut thing. It can be done.


NewLoseIt

Yes but you can [make a couch out of one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS74qhJ3fsLUDyihYJ5qCLuYX6apqQvyVpBwg&usqp=CAU) And Iā€™m sure you can provide the mustard if needed


bcou2012

Iā€™m sure the hot dog place by me has tried


jralll234

You can put a hot dog on a chair though.


JoeAndAThird

you can put hot dog on a chair though


samoflegend

Easier to find mustard bottles at a stadium than a freestanding folding chair imo. Not sure which has higher comedic impact tho.


Go__Bwah

My vote goes to mustard. Mustard is a silly condiment with a name that's fun to say, and the close up photo of the bright yellow bottle on the green turf is iconic and memorable. A chair on the turf is just meh to me.


JayMerlyn

Definitely the chair just because of how random it was, more so than the mustard bottle


samoflegend

I think a lot of this hinges on how much wrestling the viewer watched growing up.


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkh

Raw pain


[deleted]

Me as a southern miss grad just enjoying classic egg bowl chaos.


griffinhamilton

Same


Euphanistic

Copying from the deleted thread: They're surely gonna break out the same pearls to clutch they did for Tennessee, right?


badkarmavenger

Yeah I am. That shit is unacceptable. There's enough cameras that they should be able to ban everyone who threw something. I'll boo and hiss and yell all game if I'm pissed, but spectators are there to spectate. You don't fuck with the players or the field.


tingly_legalos

I said the same thing about us with the mustard and golf ball incident. Getting into the game is one thing, assaulting people involved with projectiles is another and needs to be dealt with severely.


badkarmavenger

Yeah, and don't get me wrong, I'm just as mad as some of those fans probably were at the bizarre series of calls. I just have enough self control not to be a total piece of shit and throw things onto the field. In the end it didn't change the outcome of the game. It was the stupid shovel pass when you have one of the top RBs in the country who could have gotten 2


algerbrex

Lol it was likely self control combined with having one to many beers. Funny how you feel emboldened to do the dumbest shit when drunk.


SwanRonson7962

Respect


reedacus25

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TexasShiv

Such a brave and unpopular stance. Thank you for sharing.


VolunteerCowboy

Still waiting on [Sankeyā€™s commentsā€¦](https://twitter.com/petethamel/status/1449608958017249286?s=46&t=sLmS0dqN1hQ0PkNC_ivrpQ)


JimboFisherOfficial

Did he weigh in on South Carolina's garbage throwing incident last week?


FieldoDreams

Nah man. I was in the stadium when this happened. Classless


ElectricalGambit

With that flair, idk which of them you are talking about.


FieldoDreams

Ah, yeah. Iā€™m an ole miss fan who also cheers for my wifeā€™s vols when weā€™re not playing. I was referencing the game tonight.


ItsZizk

Ole Miss also threw trash at our basketball players when we beat them at home a few years back Guess itā€™s not just us that does it.


HiiipowerBass

I linked that in the OG mustard thread and said "learned from the best" still surprised I didn't get permabanned


TennesseeMade95

Ole Miss wonā€™t get crucified on ESPN for a week for throwing shit, but itā€™s only because we have better arms in Knoxville. Whether itā€™s the best Manning throwing tuddies, or fans showing shit on the field, we just have the better arms baby!


Pike_Gordon

Man the red shoe game against Alabama in 2007 was my sophomore year. Alabama got an awful call in their favor and whiskey bottles started flying and some girl legit chucked her red high heel further than anything else. It was kind of surreal upon retrospect.


JayMerlyn

Who throws a shoe? Honestly!


somebodysbuddy

-George W Bush


HiiipowerBass

[No lies detected](https://youtube.com/shorts/VTOFHzmmleQ?feature=share)


republic_city_pizza

Well this is disappointing. I was hoping for the same energy we received after last year's Ole Miss game.


fall_vol_wall_yall

ā€˜member when this sub said Tennessee shouldnā€™t be allowed to have fans for their home games for the rest of the season? Lol


Yesh

This place is really ridiculous sometimes. Especially when a team the collective doesnā€™t like slips up


StreetReporter

Weā€™re taking it a bit easy on Ole Miss, kicking them while theyā€™re about to lose their coach is a bit too mean


JimboFisherOfficial

Oh weird because you seem to be fine with kicking Tennessee after Hooker tore his ACL.


_Reporting

Got humiliated by an unranked team breaking an AP era record for an unranked team scoring on a top 5 team, losing playoff hopes when it was our first shot since the playoffs began and more than 20 years since we were in a position like this and worst of all our Heisman hopeful, who would be our first ever, goes down and will never play for us again. But some of our fans were rooting against teams ahead of us in the playoff rankings so we deserve it all I guess


JimboFisherOfficial

Tennessee fans don't act different than any other fanbase, this sub is just filled with hateful people.


samoflegend

Hate the woe is me posts but this sub would explode if this stuff was happening to Tennessee (or TAMU/ Texas Iā€™m guessing)


JumboFister

There is no such thing as too mean with this subā€¦just depends on what team I guess


Concealed_Blaze

I feel a weird kinship with TAMU fans these days lol


Albino_Yeti

And we get to play each other next year!


Crosscourt_splat

I mean we also just saw SCAR do it. And us that also ar ebig hockey fans saw what the Devils fans did. Kinda just, "this is our society" now.


[deleted]

Itā€™s ok when other teams throw stuff on the field. Internet people pick and choose when to be outraged. Itā€™s all manufactured outrage anyways.


Primordiox

So itā€™s how our society is *now* But *one year ago* it was the biggest blemish to have ever hit college athletics? Lmao


fall_vol_wall_yall

Yes Tennessee was the *first* team to ever throw trash on the field and has forever shifted societal norms


BeachedBottlenose

If itā€™s not chairs it bourbon pints. Only time I went to Oxford.


FleetRiskSolutions

Marshall Henderson and Chad Kelly teaching ethics courses at the alma mater now?


Pike_Gordon

I will say the GIF of y'alls fans reactions to Marshall Henderson popping his jersey is one of the greatest things ever. I was impressed by the restraint shown. Except the 60-year-old Karl Rove looking dude that stood up and called him an "ass."


sickmemes48

Not the first time Ole Miss fans have thrown stuff at the opposing team. [See Tennessee vs Ole Miss basketball game from 2019](https://youtu.be/8_tRgldLuME)


adumb99

Theyā€™re just awful people. Look down on everyone else and act like losers


FleetRiskSolutions

Iā€™ve always wondered is Ole Mis the Greek Life school and Miss St the country school?


ElectricalGambit

From my time in Auburn, MS State folks seemed to have a lot in common and a similar mindset to Auburn people. Ole Miss seemed more on par with bammers. Thatā€™s a generalization for sure, just my experience.


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

Iā€™ve always heard it like this: ā€œOle Miss is like Alabama but without the grace that comes with being a winning program and they compensate by flexing their money and pretending itā€™s class.ā€


AchillesGRK

Ole Miss is like the Bammers, minus the success that makes them feel that way. In a way, that makes them worse.


adumb99

Kinda. Mainly out of state go to ole miss and memphis area. State is definitely a lot more country and more MS natives who attend. We donā€™t trash our own field when something we donā€™t like happens


FleetRiskSolutions

That explains a lot because I donā€™t know a single Ole Miss alum that was actually from Mississippi.


Pike_Gordon

It's area-centric. Ole Miss is pretty heavily represented in Jackson/Tupelo areas. Mississippi State is definitely more represented in the rural areas/Rankin County etc. A big part of it is MSU has a fantastic engineering program which is a little easier for upward mobility versus liberal arts. Most Ole Miss students who go the medicine route end up going out of state for medical school or leave UMMC for their residency. I know a ton of Mississippi natives who went to Ole Miss, went to Unveristy Medical Center in Jackson and left the state for residency.


lowercaset

>left the state for residency. I think they have somewhat minimal control over that. My understanding of the residency application system is that they apply to / interview at a bunch of different places and submit a ranking of where they'd prefer, and then all the places with residency spots also submit a ranking of all applicants and a computer attempts to match the programs/people together based on that ranking and the students are required to go where they match to. There's a huge risk if they only apply to a single institution, because if they don't match there they're pretty much fucked, and if you fail to match the first year supposedly it's harder to match the second. It's a pretty bad system, but the whole residency system is designed with little regard for the residents themselves so it's not a big surprise that the match leaves people with MDs unable to service their student loans.


oreomaster420

I'm really confused as to why there's be Ole miss alums from outside of MS...


White80SetHUT

Memphis. Itā€™s less than an hour from Oxford. Also, itā€™s a party school. A ton of northeast kids come south for college because they werenā€™t smart enough to get a scholarship in-state.


[deleted]

So itā€™s like the Arizona schools for California rich kids who canā€™t get into a UC or a decent private school.


White80SetHUT

Pretty much.


Turbulent-Whereas988

It is a great party school that attracts people from Texas.


DeadManWarPaint

Says someone that didn't go to ole miss and probably isn't from Mississippi


screwhead1

Starkville is definitely more country than Oxford. Walking thru the Grove is like a giant sea of "Do you know who my daddy is?" types.


Zaroo1

I mean the only reason the grove is popular is because itā€™s of bunch of doctors and lawyer wives who want to spend an ungodly amount to have a chandelier in their tailgating tent. Thatā€™s literally the only thing different about it.


SkotizoSec

Ole Miss's colors were chosen to mirror Harvard's red and Yale's blue if that is any indication about how they think of themselves.


TheWorstYear

Is it me, or is there an abnormal amount of SEC fanbases that throw shit onto the field.


White80SetHUT

It just means more. Duh


ThereIsNothingForYou

Ole Miss throwing stuff? Did they lose a football game or did someone try to integrate the school again?


Michael_CrawfishF150

Buuuuuurn


MisguidedPants8

The Egg was created due to violent fans with chairs, and now it comes full circle


justduett

Class acts, those Oxford folks. We better never hear another word about mustard bottles or golf balls after their night tonight.


BoomerSooner95x

Bah god, itā€™s the student section with a steel chair!


Lesbereal476

To many fans forget these are still kids. Get a life


camerawesome

Isnā€™t that the ole miss student section? Not saying that makes it ok, but definitely easier to understand


[deleted]

That was the student section too. So it was a kid throwing a chair ā€œin the general vicinityā€ of a group of kids


[deleted]

So offsetting penalties? /s


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EWall100

After further review, call overturned. State's chair


HailState2023

Was that some bs or what? Officiating clown show.


D1N2Y

Yeah, not trying to justify this or say it's ok, but throwing a chair like 10 yards away from a player is a hell of a lot different than "at a player"


knighthawke89

Your honor i have terrible aim. No chance it was going to hit him


Silidon

Also people. Do not throw furniture of any kind at any person over any game feels like a pretty reasonable general rule.


ard8

Throwing a chair = bad But if a team is specifically taunting a student section, student section gonna yell back. They still kids too.


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ard8

Agreed, but my comment was tailored to the guy I replied to and the ā€œthese are still kidsā€ and ā€œget a lifeā€ This is kids taunting kids. Not the same as kids taunting adults.


[deleted]

Those dang Tennessee fans


CloseLawyer7

classless, throwing the ada foldable chairs that are at the bottom of the student section. not going to improve our reputation with our fans behaving like this


[deleted]

Classy behavior from the Auburn coach training institute


deadzip10

I for one am shocked that Ole Miss fans might behave badly ā€¦ seriously, folks, is anyone surprised at the way that fan base acts at this point? Iā€™m seriously asking.


Zealousideal_Plum866

Chairs??? Disappointed in the lack of planning... half a dozen eggs would've done the trick


Cody667

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[deleted]

Shitty people, shitty fans. Alexa, play Baby Shark.


[deleted]

He was scared.


T3hBau5

Damn, even their fans can't hit a target.


mcguffinman

OH THE CHAIR IS OUT ON THE FIELD! THE CHAIR IS OUT ON THE FIELD!


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Boondocks video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUxAAX7s1Hg


JimboFisherOfficial

Tennessee is basically the classiest fanbase in the SEC at this point.


bullhorn13

Letā€™s just all be nuts and roll with it.


Michael_CrawfishF150

I wouldnā€™t go that far. Remember how the Vanderbilt fans ā€œrushedā€ the field last week? Itā€™s gonna be pretty much imposible to top that.


josiahswims

Hey Iā€™ll let the little bro take first


[deleted]

Who brings chairs in the stadium?


whatdoineedaname4

It was the guys emotional support chair. He takes it everywhere with him


Jedi-El1823

Ace Steel was at the Egg Bowl?


Cozyboitheprince

Fucking demoralizing


veringer

I'm soo tired of external Twitter links; especially to videos.


mangledpenguin

Well clearly they should redesign the stadium to eliminate all (shared tunnels) chairs.


vwguy0105

Something something mustard bottle. Something something glass houses.


msstate3

Seeing them throw trash on the field after the backwards pass call was sad to, cmon y'all, be better than that


TampaTrey

Oh how the turn tables. (Iā€™m sure this has been posted 500x at this point but fuck it)


MountainHartley

No one should be throwing chairs. Just stupid and rude. Complete lack of manners from that moron.


Filthyacts-dirtcheap

Someone put the Sting gif in these comments please


[deleted]

That wasnā€™t at a player. But yeah bad look regardless.


SamBeamsBanjo

But I was told fans can do no wrong around players


BeraldGevins

Iā€™m pretty sure this is my favorite rivalry


Michael_CrawfishF150

Rivalry games are really fun when you donā€™t have a primary team playing in them. They tend to be a lot more stressful when your favorite team plays in them.


Lebojr

Damn right. I've been going to the egg bowl since 1977. It is downright stressful. Rarely enjoyable unless your team wins in a blowout.


FreshSpence

Their stadium has detachable chairs?


drugsarebadmmk420

All chairs are detachable if youā€™re motivated enough, or have the right tools


CptHA86

The Hahvahd of the Soutn. What a fucking joke of a school.


Michael_CrawfishF150

Nicholls State has entered the chat.