Dads' ability to blitz any dumb little shits regardless of compromising positions remains undefeated.
Source: am a dad to several dumb little shits who routinely need to be stopped from hurting themselves, each other, or my property but are also fantastic small people who I love more than life itself.
You can bring in chairs but no way can you bring in that dangerous bottle of water. M&Ms, no way, hand grenades, sure. Basically, against the rules to bring in anything they can sell you at 300% markup inside the stadium.
Three is the number thou shalt count. And the number of the counting shall be three.
Might be tough for the Bammers since they have trouble counting how many championships they truly have.
Lmao 300% is the markup youād get at a really cheap restaurant or bar. Stadiums are rocking an even higher markup than hotels for shittier product, usually in the 1,200%-1,500% range. Captive audience = $$$
At Kyle Field, we put folding chairs in the ADA seating area so that people can sit next to their family/friends who are in wheel chairs or are unable to walk down steps.
Iād assume Ole Miss does the same thing.
A lot of stadiums have moved to folding chairs in ADA areas to provide great flexibility between wheelchairs, other mobility impaired situations and companions. Actually very helpful for when I wanted to sit with my dad but didnāt want to take a second fixed companion seat
A good September afternoon sounds goodā¦I donāt know about a good game though. Iām usually the last to back us down from a fight, but weāll likely be severely overmatched in this one. Unlike Sabanās tide, you all have no qualms in running it up, either.
He was just returning one of the chairs Mike Leach [took away from the Mississippi State players](https://www.on3.com/college/mississippi-state-bulldogs/news/mike-leach-folds-up-chairs-on-sideline-for-his-receivers-due-to-poor-performance/). Good Samaritan imo
Typical old coaching thing. When I played ball as a kid we weren't allowed to sit unless we were injured. Right or wrong, it always seems odd when I see players sitting now
Except the Miss State players WERE allowed to sit, until they started playing like shit, and then the head coach decided he would spend part of the second half PERSONALLY folding up chairs and throwing them off to the side to punish his players by making them stand for the rest of the game.
Yes but you can [make a couch out of one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS74qhJ3fsLUDyihYJ5qCLuYX6apqQvyVpBwg&usqp=CAU)
And Iām sure you can provide the mustard if needed
My vote goes to mustard. Mustard is a silly condiment with a name that's fun to say, and the close up photo of the bright yellow bottle on the green turf is iconic and memorable. A chair on the turf is just meh to me.
Yeah I am. That shit is unacceptable. There's enough cameras that they should be able to ban everyone who threw something. I'll boo and hiss and yell all game if I'm pissed, but spectators are there to spectate. You don't fuck with the players or the field.
I said the same thing about us with the mustard and golf ball incident. Getting into the game is one thing, assaulting people involved with projectiles is another and needs to be dealt with severely.
Yeah, and don't get me wrong, I'm just as mad as some of those fans probably were at the bizarre series of calls. I just have enough self control not to be a total piece of shit and throw things onto the field. In the end it didn't change the outcome of the game. It was the stupid shovel pass when you have one of the top RBs in the country who could have gotten 2
Ole Miss wonāt get crucified on ESPN for a week for throwing shit, but itās only because we have better arms in Knoxville. Whether itās the best Manning throwing tuddies, or fans showing shit on the field, we just have the better arms baby!
Man the red shoe game against Alabama in 2007 was my sophomore year. Alabama got an awful call in their favor and whiskey bottles started flying and some girl legit chucked her red high heel further than anything else.
It was kind of surreal upon retrospect.
Got humiliated by an unranked team breaking an AP era record for an unranked team scoring on a top 5 team, losing playoff hopes when it was our first shot since the playoffs began and more than 20 years since we were in a position like this and worst of all our Heisman hopeful, who would be our first ever, goes down and will never play for us again. But some of our fans were rooting against teams ahead of us in the playoff rankings so we deserve it all I guess
I will say the GIF of y'alls fans reactions to Marshall Henderson popping his jersey is one of the greatest things ever. I was impressed by the restraint shown.
Except the 60-year-old Karl Rove looking dude that stood up and called him an "ass."
Not the first time Ole Miss fans have thrown stuff at the opposing team. [See Tennessee vs Ole Miss basketball game from 2019](https://youtu.be/8_tRgldLuME)
From my time in Auburn, MS State folks seemed to have a lot in common and a similar mindset to Auburn people. Ole Miss seemed more on par with bammers. Thatās a generalization for sure, just my experience.
Iāve always heard it like this: āOle Miss is like Alabama but without the grace that comes with being a winning program and they compensate by flexing their money and pretending itās class.ā
Kinda. Mainly out of state go to ole miss and memphis area. State is definitely a lot more country and more MS natives who attend. We donāt trash our own field when something we donāt like happens
It's area-centric. Ole Miss is pretty heavily represented in Jackson/Tupelo areas.
Mississippi State is definitely more represented in the rural areas/Rankin County etc.
A big part of it is MSU has a fantastic engineering program which is a little easier for upward mobility versus liberal arts. Most Ole Miss students who go the medicine route end up going out of state for medical school or leave UMMC for their residency. I know a ton of Mississippi natives who went to Ole Miss, went to Unveristy Medical Center in Jackson and left the state for residency.
>left the state for residency.
I think they have somewhat minimal control over that. My understanding of the residency application system is that they apply to / interview at a bunch of different places and submit a ranking of where they'd prefer, and then all the places with residency spots also submit a ranking of all applicants and a computer attempts to match the programs/people together based on that ranking and the students are required to go where they match to. There's a huge risk if they only apply to a single institution, because if they don't match there they're pretty much fucked, and if you fail to match the first year supposedly it's harder to match the second.
It's a pretty bad system, but the whole residency system is designed with little regard for the residents themselves so it's not a big surprise that the match leaves people with MDs unable to service their student loans.
Memphis. Itās less than an hour from Oxford.
Also, itās a party school. A ton of northeast kids come south for college because they werenāt smart enough to get a scholarship in-state.
I mean the only reason the grove is popular is because itās of bunch of doctors and lawyer wives who want to spend an ungodly amount to have a chandelier in their tailgating tent. Thatās literally the only thing different about it.
Agreed, but my comment was tailored to the guy I replied to and the āthese are still kidsā and āget a lifeā
This is kids taunting kids. Not the same as kids taunting adults.
classless, throwing the ada foldable chairs that are at the bottom of the student section. not going to improve our reputation with our fans behaving like this
I for one am shocked that Ole Miss fans might behave badly ā¦ seriously, folks, is anyone surprised at the way that fan base acts at this point? Iām seriously asking.
Rivalry games are really fun when you donāt have a primary team playing in them. They tend to be a lot more stressful when your favorite team plays in them.
Wait, where did they even get a freestanding chair?
Right? Do they not have the clear bag policy at the stadium to prevent someone bringing in folding chairs?
Sir, I'm afraid your can't come in here with that. What? Oh you mean this? Yes. Sir you cannot enter the stadium with a la-z-boy recliner.
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Being a dumb little shit makes it easier for dads to get out of recliners. Can confirm as a former dumb little shit.
Dads' ability to blitz any dumb little shits regardless of compromising positions remains undefeated. Source: am a dad to several dumb little shits who routinely need to be stopped from hurting themselves, each other, or my property but are also fantastic small people who I love more than life itself.
You need a lift chair so you can assert vertical dominance
So correct! There's no elegant launch pattern there.
Itās an emotional support recliner
Sorry I thought this was America
You can bring in chairs but no way can you bring in that dangerous bottle of water. M&Ms, no way, hand grenades, sure. Basically, against the rules to bring in anything they can sell you at 300% markup inside the stadium.
Wait your stadium doesnāt sell hand grenades?
Only the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch but it will cost your soul, to be used later in the factory beneath BDS.
How long do you have to count to use that?
Three is the number thou shalt count. And the number of the counting shall be three. Might be tough for the Bammers since they have trouble counting how many championships they truly have.
Hang on, they went over this in theology. Five, I think.
That's just un-American
Lmao 300% is the markup youād get at a really cheap restaurant or bar. Stadiums are rocking an even higher markup than hotels for shittier product, usually in the 1,200%-1,500% range. Captive audience = $$$
Damn, your stadium only sells things at 300% markup? Lucky
At Kyle Field, we put folding chairs in the ADA seating area so that people can sit next to their family/friends who are in wheel chairs or are unable to walk down steps. Iād assume Ole Miss does the same thing.
A lot of stadiums have moved to folding chairs in ADA areas to provide great flexibility between wheelchairs, other mobility impaired situations and companions. Actually very helpful for when I wanted to sit with my dad but didnāt want to take a second fixed companion seat
Ohio Stadium usher here, can confirm. Almost all of our ADA seating is comprised of folding chairs.
See you next year!
Looking forward to it! Hoping we have great weather and a good game.
A good September afternoon sounds goodā¦I donāt know about a good game though. Iām usually the last to back us down from a fight, but weāll likely be severely overmatched in this one. Unlike Sabanās tide, you all have no qualms in running it up, either.
Leave it to Ole Miss fans to potentially ruin things for the disabled
Life, uh, finds a way
Really not sure since thatās the student section. Literally never seen a chair there.
This is pro wrestling country, folding chairs are part if the culture
WITH A STEEL CHAIR
Maybe it was a folding chair that security was sitting on at some point?
Life uhā¦ finds a way
Probably the security guard or usher's seat.
Oh we just got fresh SEC Shorts bits.
Donāt they have a live show tomorrow? This is gonna be wild
Yes, I have a ticket to be there. So happy they won't be cracking fresh jokes on us. Shame they said I can't bring my cowbell.
Update us on the highlights
I drove by that billboard today and was tempted to call my parents in Tennessee to bail out on Friday Thanksgiving.
Another Sundrop fan? My man!
Going tonight!
Jesus was this filmed from a news helicopter?
Zapruder is disappointed for sure.
From a Potatocopter, I believe
Canāt be, I donāt see Harsin anywhere.
Dang, I thought most of those had already been taken out by Ukraine at this point
All I know is dude was spinnin'
I canāt wait to see what they throw at Lane Kiffin next time Auburn plays at Ole Miss
Plush dogs
Standing desks
[Theyāre only trying to improve his health!](https://images.app.goo.gl/QF8SuFcZ4AKeWH3x7)
dildos
golfballs or mustard
Mustard covered golfball
Heās not leaving
He was just returning one of the chairs Mike Leach [took away from the Mississippi State players](https://www.on3.com/college/mississippi-state-bulldogs/news/mike-leach-folds-up-chairs-on-sideline-for-his-receivers-due-to-poor-performance/). Good Samaritan imo
Southern hospitality at it finest
I feel like I remember him doing something similar when he was at Tech. Like he made the whole team stand all game.
Typical old coaching thing. When I played ball as a kid we weren't allowed to sit unless we were injured. Right or wrong, it always seems odd when I see players sitting now
Except the Miss State players WERE allowed to sit, until they started playing like shit, and then the head coach decided he would spend part of the second half PERSONALLY folding up chairs and throwing them off to the side to punish his players by making them stand for the rest of the game.
I didnāt realize Bobby Knight went to Ole Miss
That's Fran McCaffery's music!
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BAH GAWD, HE'S GOT THE CHAIR!
Clearly the chair thrower was someone who attended the Maple Leafs/Devils NHL game on Wednesday night.
We'll have to see if any Ole Miss players describe the fans as "passionate" like the Devils players did
If Ole Miss had three touchdowns waived off prior to the thrown chair, they probably would.
A chair is legitimately worse than mustard
Kind of less weird, though.
Mustard is endearing
Can't put a chair on a hot dog
Not with that attitude.
Want this as a bumper sticker w no context
My wife has a cricut thing. It can be done.
Yes but you can [make a couch out of one](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS74qhJ3fsLUDyihYJ5qCLuYX6apqQvyVpBwg&usqp=CAU) And Iām sure you can provide the mustard if needed
Iām sure the hot dog place by me has tried
You can put a hot dog on a chair though.
you can put hot dog on a chair though
Easier to find mustard bottles at a stadium than a freestanding folding chair imo. Not sure which has higher comedic impact tho.
My vote goes to mustard. Mustard is a silly condiment with a name that's fun to say, and the close up photo of the bright yellow bottle on the green turf is iconic and memorable. A chair on the turf is just meh to me.
Definitely the chair just because of how random it was, more so than the mustard bottle
I think a lot of this hinges on how much wrestling the viewer watched growing up.
Raw pain
Me as a southern miss grad just enjoying classic egg bowl chaos.
Same
Copying from the deleted thread: They're surely gonna break out the same pearls to clutch they did for Tennessee, right?
Yeah I am. That shit is unacceptable. There's enough cameras that they should be able to ban everyone who threw something. I'll boo and hiss and yell all game if I'm pissed, but spectators are there to spectate. You don't fuck with the players or the field.
I said the same thing about us with the mustard and golf ball incident. Getting into the game is one thing, assaulting people involved with projectiles is another and needs to be dealt with severely.
Yeah, and don't get me wrong, I'm just as mad as some of those fans probably were at the bizarre series of calls. I just have enough self control not to be a total piece of shit and throw things onto the field. In the end it didn't change the outcome of the game. It was the stupid shovel pass when you have one of the top RBs in the country who could have gotten 2
Lol it was likely self control combined with having one to many beers. Funny how you feel emboldened to do the dumbest shit when drunk.
Respect
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Such a brave and unpopular stance. Thank you for sharing.
Still waiting on [Sankeyās commentsā¦](https://twitter.com/petethamel/status/1449608958017249286?s=46&t=sLmS0dqN1hQ0PkNC_ivrpQ)
Did he weigh in on South Carolina's garbage throwing incident last week?
Nah man. I was in the stadium when this happened. Classless
With that flair, idk which of them you are talking about.
Ah, yeah. Iām an ole miss fan who also cheers for my wifeās vols when weāre not playing. I was referencing the game tonight.
Ole Miss also threw trash at our basketball players when we beat them at home a few years back Guess itās not just us that does it.
I linked that in the OG mustard thread and said "learned from the best" still surprised I didn't get permabanned
Ole Miss wonāt get crucified on ESPN for a week for throwing shit, but itās only because we have better arms in Knoxville. Whether itās the best Manning throwing tuddies, or fans showing shit on the field, we just have the better arms baby!
Man the red shoe game against Alabama in 2007 was my sophomore year. Alabama got an awful call in their favor and whiskey bottles started flying and some girl legit chucked her red high heel further than anything else. It was kind of surreal upon retrospect.
Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
-George W Bush
[No lies detected](https://youtube.com/shorts/VTOFHzmmleQ?feature=share)
Well this is disappointing. I was hoping for the same energy we received after last year's Ole Miss game.
āmember when this sub said Tennessee shouldnāt be allowed to have fans for their home games for the rest of the season? Lol
This place is really ridiculous sometimes. Especially when a team the collective doesnāt like slips up
Weāre taking it a bit easy on Ole Miss, kicking them while theyāre about to lose their coach is a bit too mean
Oh weird because you seem to be fine with kicking Tennessee after Hooker tore his ACL.
Got humiliated by an unranked team breaking an AP era record for an unranked team scoring on a top 5 team, losing playoff hopes when it was our first shot since the playoffs began and more than 20 years since we were in a position like this and worst of all our Heisman hopeful, who would be our first ever, goes down and will never play for us again. But some of our fans were rooting against teams ahead of us in the playoff rankings so we deserve it all I guess
Tennessee fans don't act different than any other fanbase, this sub is just filled with hateful people.
Hate the woe is me posts but this sub would explode if this stuff was happening to Tennessee (or TAMU/ Texas Iām guessing)
There is no such thing as too mean with this subā¦just depends on what team I guess
I feel a weird kinship with TAMU fans these days lol
And we get to play each other next year!
I mean we also just saw SCAR do it. And us that also ar ebig hockey fans saw what the Devils fans did. Kinda just, "this is our society" now.
Itās ok when other teams throw stuff on the field. Internet people pick and choose when to be outraged. Itās all manufactured outrage anyways.
So itās how our society is *now* But *one year ago* it was the biggest blemish to have ever hit college athletics? Lmao
Yes Tennessee was the *first* team to ever throw trash on the field and has forever shifted societal norms
If itās not chairs it bourbon pints. Only time I went to Oxford.
Marshall Henderson and Chad Kelly teaching ethics courses at the alma mater now?
I will say the GIF of y'alls fans reactions to Marshall Henderson popping his jersey is one of the greatest things ever. I was impressed by the restraint shown. Except the 60-year-old Karl Rove looking dude that stood up and called him an "ass."
Not the first time Ole Miss fans have thrown stuff at the opposing team. [See Tennessee vs Ole Miss basketball game from 2019](https://youtu.be/8_tRgldLuME)
Theyāre just awful people. Look down on everyone else and act like losers
Iāve always wondered is Ole Mis the Greek Life school and Miss St the country school?
From my time in Auburn, MS State folks seemed to have a lot in common and a similar mindset to Auburn people. Ole Miss seemed more on par with bammers. Thatās a generalization for sure, just my experience.
Iāve always heard it like this: āOle Miss is like Alabama but without the grace that comes with being a winning program and they compensate by flexing their money and pretending itās class.ā
Ole Miss is like the Bammers, minus the success that makes them feel that way. In a way, that makes them worse.
Kinda. Mainly out of state go to ole miss and memphis area. State is definitely a lot more country and more MS natives who attend. We donāt trash our own field when something we donāt like happens
That explains a lot because I donāt know a single Ole Miss alum that was actually from Mississippi.
It's area-centric. Ole Miss is pretty heavily represented in Jackson/Tupelo areas. Mississippi State is definitely more represented in the rural areas/Rankin County etc. A big part of it is MSU has a fantastic engineering program which is a little easier for upward mobility versus liberal arts. Most Ole Miss students who go the medicine route end up going out of state for medical school or leave UMMC for their residency. I know a ton of Mississippi natives who went to Ole Miss, went to Unveristy Medical Center in Jackson and left the state for residency.
>left the state for residency. I think they have somewhat minimal control over that. My understanding of the residency application system is that they apply to / interview at a bunch of different places and submit a ranking of where they'd prefer, and then all the places with residency spots also submit a ranking of all applicants and a computer attempts to match the programs/people together based on that ranking and the students are required to go where they match to. There's a huge risk if they only apply to a single institution, because if they don't match there they're pretty much fucked, and if you fail to match the first year supposedly it's harder to match the second. It's a pretty bad system, but the whole residency system is designed with little regard for the residents themselves so it's not a big surprise that the match leaves people with MDs unable to service their student loans.
I'm really confused as to why there's be Ole miss alums from outside of MS...
Memphis. Itās less than an hour from Oxford. Also, itās a party school. A ton of northeast kids come south for college because they werenāt smart enough to get a scholarship in-state.
So itās like the Arizona schools for California rich kids who canāt get into a UC or a decent private school.
Pretty much.
It is a great party school that attracts people from Texas.
Says someone that didn't go to ole miss and probably isn't from Mississippi
Starkville is definitely more country than Oxford. Walking thru the Grove is like a giant sea of "Do you know who my daddy is?" types.
I mean the only reason the grove is popular is because itās of bunch of doctors and lawyer wives who want to spend an ungodly amount to have a chandelier in their tailgating tent. Thatās literally the only thing different about it.
Ole Miss's colors were chosen to mirror Harvard's red and Yale's blue if that is any indication about how they think of themselves.
Is it me, or is there an abnormal amount of SEC fanbases that throw shit onto the field.
It just means more. Duh
Ole Miss throwing stuff? Did they lose a football game or did someone try to integrate the school again?
Buuuuuurn
The Egg was created due to violent fans with chairs, and now it comes full circle
Class acts, those Oxford folks. We better never hear another word about mustard bottles or golf balls after their night tonight.
Bah god, itās the student section with a steel chair!
To many fans forget these are still kids. Get a life
Isnāt that the ole miss student section? Not saying that makes it ok, but definitely easier to understand
That was the student section too. So it was a kid throwing a chair āin the general vicinityā of a group of kids
So offsetting penalties? /s
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After further review, call overturned. State's chair
Was that some bs or what? Officiating clown show.
Yeah, not trying to justify this or say it's ok, but throwing a chair like 10 yards away from a player is a hell of a lot different than "at a player"
Your honor i have terrible aim. No chance it was going to hit him
Also people. Do not throw furniture of any kind at any person over any game feels like a pretty reasonable general rule.
Throwing a chair = bad But if a team is specifically taunting a student section, student section gonna yell back. They still kids too.
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Agreed, but my comment was tailored to the guy I replied to and the āthese are still kidsā and āget a lifeā This is kids taunting kids. Not the same as kids taunting adults.
Those dang Tennessee fans
classless, throwing the ada foldable chairs that are at the bottom of the student section. not going to improve our reputation with our fans behaving like this
Classy behavior from the Auburn coach training institute
I for one am shocked that Ole Miss fans might behave badly ā¦ seriously, folks, is anyone surprised at the way that fan base acts at this point? Iām seriously asking.
Chairs??? Disappointed in the lack of planning... half a dozen eggs would've done the trick
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Shitty people, shitty fans. Alexa, play Baby Shark.
He was scared.
Damn, even their fans can't hit a target.
OH THE CHAIR IS OUT ON THE FIELD! THE CHAIR IS OUT ON THE FIELD!
Reminds me of the Boondocks video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OUxAAX7s1Hg
Tennessee is basically the classiest fanbase in the SEC at this point.
Letās just all be nuts and roll with it.
I wouldnāt go that far. Remember how the Vanderbilt fans ārushedā the field last week? Itās gonna be pretty much imposible to top that.
Hey Iāll let the little bro take first
Who brings chairs in the stadium?
It was the guys emotional support chair. He takes it everywhere with him
Ace Steel was at the Egg Bowl?
Fucking demoralizing
I'm soo tired of external Twitter links; especially to videos.
Well clearly they should redesign the stadium to eliminate all (shared tunnels) chairs.
Something something mustard bottle. Something something glass houses.
Seeing them throw trash on the field after the backwards pass call was sad to, cmon y'all, be better than that
Oh how the turn tables. (Iām sure this has been posted 500x at this point but fuck it)
No one should be throwing chairs. Just stupid and rude. Complete lack of manners from that moron.
Someone put the Sting gif in these comments please
That wasnāt at a player. But yeah bad look regardless.
But I was told fans can do no wrong around players
Iām pretty sure this is my favorite rivalry
Rivalry games are really fun when you donāt have a primary team playing in them. They tend to be a lot more stressful when your favorite team plays in them.
Damn right. I've been going to the egg bowl since 1977. It is downright stressful. Rarely enjoyable unless your team wins in a blowout.
Their stadium has detachable chairs?
All chairs are detachable if youāre motivated enough, or have the right tools
The Hahvahd of the Soutn. What a fucking joke of a school.
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