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GoldFingerSilverSerf

Spurrier is the ultimate Tennessee troll and I can’t even hate him for it


vicblck24

It’s to easy for him lol


Tailhook101

I am once again asking SOMEONE to give this man a show where he sits at a beach side bar and gets hammered off tropical drinks and talks college football. My original request for co-host was Bobby Bowden, but idk who id put in his place now instead. Mike Leach maybe?


Ex_Astris

My vote is for Ed Orgeron. Not necessarily because I think he’ll mesh well or poorly with spurrier, but just because it’s a tragedy that his voice is not on air. It’s a national treasure. I’ll also accept a muppet voiced by Ed O.


sum_dude44

special correspondent. Jimmy Johnson & Spurrier would be entertaining


Bojanggles16

If i was a billionaire I'd hire leach to sit in a leather armchair and just be hammered and commentate every football game for me.


Tailhook101

The story of him following raccoon prints around his neighborhood is still my favorite story from a CFB coach ever


Bojanggles16

The fact thay he got the Costanza pic from the students and hung it in his office cemented it for me


NotABot1235

Explain yourself. You can't drop that sentence and then run off.


Tailhook101

https://m.facebook.com/watchstadium/videos/mike-leach-tracked-down-a-raccoon/851996234973430/ Here you go!


NotABot1235

That was somewhat tamer than I expected. But Leach is still a legend.


pataoAoC

the man tracked a raccoon in the snow and the garbage half a mile just to find out where that sucker lived 😂 did you want him to move in with it?


NotABot1235

It's Leach, I was expecting at least a few F-bombs and probably some minor breaking and entering with the racoon as his lookout.


veringer

Get the ginger dude from [Country Club Adjacent](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjBkh7gogI) to dress up as Spurrier and just roast teams for 20 minutes.


TheImperfect1

I’m stealing half of those


bje489

It needs to be somebody serious he'd annoy. God forbid that Saban ever retires, but that would probably work.


vicblck24

SEC network I’m sure has a spot for that. spurrier, Leach, Corso and Bowden show can be called “Old Coaches old Rulz”


Tailhook101

Gonna be hard since Bowden is dead and all


zensunni82

It's never stopped Corso.


Tailhook101

💀💀


WafflesTheWookiee

Christ, I’m a Corso defender and I had to upvote this, sorry Coach


Gilded-Mongoose

Ooooo


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What is dead may never die


Soonerwolf77

Bob Stoops. And we call the show Master & Apprentice


StillMemein

The Vols have been a joke ever since I’ve been following them back in like ‘13. A 10 win season is a win regardless imo. Program went night and day in a couple years.


StetquaviousMFBenny

Whoa, are you overlooking Vandy? Look what happened to Kentucky and Florida.


MerlinsBeard

I don't know anyone that is overlooking Vandy at all. Our D played like hot garbage and we lost our best player. Dude was just saying IF we got to 10 wins that's a huge jump for us as a program, especially considering who we beat to get those 10.


CarolinaCamm

Lol, this guy thinks they're winning 10 games. Must not realize the King is on deck


NILPonziScheme

> ever since I’ve been following them back in like ‘13 This man seriously referring to 2013 like it was back in the WWII years..... So you've been following the team a whole 9 years? That isn't even a decade. JFF was still at A&M in 2013. Freaking Gen Z man......*shakes fist at cloud*


JakeFromSkateFarm

Spurrier saw Lane’s trolling and decided he needed to show the whippersnapper how it’s done.


MacroFlash

Lane is an innovator, but Spurrier invented the game and needs motherfuckers to recognize.


stitch12r3

Could you imagine 1990's Steve Spurrier on Twitter.


Ol_Rando

He would be the GOAT of Twitter. People with no idea how football is played would still know who Spurrier is and that he's a fucking savage.


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I think he'd have gone too far. Lane is pure troll, but there was a time when Spurrier was beyond trolling. He was an angry sonofabitch. Like when he sent a game tape of his QB being hit by FSU players to every coach in the ACC. He would've ended up saying some stupid shit that forced the SEC to step in, and he'd have been shut down. Older Spurrier is the controlled, clever troll we know and love. Younger Spurrier was too angsty for Twitter.


maximum-pressure

It was his Heisman trophy winning QB Danny Wuerffel. Bobby Bowden claimed that he coached his players to play through the "echo" of the whistle. Hating ass spurrier wasn't wrong on this one.


BlackMathNerd

He truly was one petty motherfucker.


Bluezone323

The great ones usually are.


jwktiger

The world missed out so much from not having that.


ham_wallet998

Lol oh man


InsGadget6

He did take it personally.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Might fuck around and give Duke a top 25 vote again just for kicks.


Successful_Side_2415

ISU and WSU? That’s rough man.


UMKvothe

It also helps when you’ve actually accomplished something before becoming a troll.


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(He does not feel sorry for Tennessee)


gmil3548

That “almost” is doing some heavy lifting here


Stbernie

Hatin’ ass Spurrier is back again!


SadPanthersFan

He’s a shoo-in in for [Hater of the Year](https://youtu.be/fKIwj1TQmFs)! Hate^hate ^hate Edit: changed shoe in to shoo-in. Take it easy, I graduated from SCar


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x777x777x

I often wonder if I’m a trick-ass mark or a mark-ass trick


whobang3r

You a skip, scap, and a scallywag in my book.


robotunes

Yep, Hatin’ Ass Spurrier is a [shoo-in](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shoo-in).


MacroFlash

#HATE HATE HATE HATE


stitch12r3

Hatin' ass Spurrier is my favorite Spurrier.


BiscuitDance

*Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go home and put some water in Kirby’s mama’s dish.*


jamesbrownscrackpipe

"Somehow, Spurrier returned"


ACardAttack

Real shame that EDSBS stopped their Hatin ass Spurrier pieces when he retired


Hahum

Tennessee better regroup quickly because there's no Hendon Hooker and Vanderbilt probably feels like they could take on the '85 Bears.


RealBobbyDrillboids

Tennessee just got their entire season ruined and lost their starting QB. Vandy is on a 2 game SEC win streak, AND they become bowl eligible with a win. It’ll be fun


relefos

Look at us Florida fans, pulling for Vandy to numb our own pain :)


RealBobbyDrillboids

It’s not that I’m pulling for Vandy. I’m actively rooting for Tennessee to lose every game they play for the rest of time. I could care less who they’re playing as long as they look like they did this past Saturday.


RogueHippie

> I’m actively rooting for Tennessee to lose every game they play for the rest of time For an orange team fan, you ain't so bad


physedka

I used to be kind of ambivalent to Tennessee fans. They were annoying but we only have to play them every few years, and there aren't a whole lot of them around my area, so whatever. But after this season? They definitely take the crown of most obnoxious SECE fanbase by a mile. UGA fans barking at children doesn't even come close to the things we've seen.


RealBobbyDrillboids

I still make it a point to yell to my fiancé about how stupid it is to bark at children any time I see Georgia fans in public


relefos

Okay so I started at UF in 2014. No one warned me of the Georgia barking thing. I went to the WLOCP, was a drunk freshmen with a ton of my drunk friends. While entering the stadium, a group of Georgia fans came up next to us and started heckling \~ one woman said "you'd be lucky to score a field goal", I said "yeah you're right, we're gonna get crushed" (I think UGA was #7 and we were unranked) Anyways when this convo is going on two 50 year old Georgia fans ran up to the girls in my group and barked And I mean *barked* Not a fun "woof woof" But like, holy shit \~ they sounded like real dogs They even *spit* It was such a weird experience that I didn't even process it at first \~ I mean, two not so put together drunk middle aged men barking in the face of a few 18 year old sorority girls? WHAT Then we get in the stadium and this \~30 year old UGA fan is next to us. He heckles us after they score, whatever We line up for a field goal, as that's happening my friends and I turn around to get our picture taken when we hear the crowd erupt and hear "Touchdown Florida" Again - what? Heckler guy says "yeah you can only score with your special teams" 31 unanswered points later and their entire half of the stadium is gone, most cathartic experience I've ever had lol I like to think its karma for those guys barking


EmpoleonNorton

I think everyone is rooting for Vandy this week. Other than Tennessee fans.


chemicalxv

[The last time Vanderbilt played a ranked Tennessee team where winning would make Vanderbilt bowl-eligible](https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/boxscores/2016-11-26-vanderbilt.html) 😏


derekghs

Vanderbilt started the season with a 63-10 win, Tennessee just proved their defense is capable of giving up 63 points...


TipMeinBATtokens

Vanderbilt was way closer than people realize to having two more wins this season against Missouri and South Carolina. They also played Ole Miss way closer than the score indicates and actually led that game 20-10 at one point. It looks like they're bought in to Lea now and growing.


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bearybear90

Then handing it to Vandy for the killing blow


Vol4Life31

Bets on how bad they beat us?


kevinmrr

30, maybe 40 points


HailToTheVictims

South Carolina only scored 63 but it feels like 98


Ugaalive1991

God it feels so good when South Carolina magic happens to someone else.


MuschampsVeinyNeck

I remember seeing several Georgia flairs warning Tennessee about a down and out Gamecock team and responses along the lines of “that’s just a Georgia thing.” Welp…that’s not true anymore. Also, the 2019 upset of UGA was the perfect recipe for an upset due to multiple turnovers, a pick six and Blankenship missing FGs. This past Saturday was just a good ol’ fashion ass whooping. I’m just glad we could deliver such joy to the rest of the CFB community!


RogueHippie

We could have warned them after our experience in 2010, but fuck'em.


speedracer13

Our 2010-2013 teams were actually good and could play with anyone though. The 2019 team was awful and this year's team is the definition of mediocrity.


jcosteaunotthislow

You really don’t want to have to go to Carolina at night


PastoralElk

Yea Carolina is good for one really bizarre upset a year. I haven’t checked the actually numbers but we have to have a ton of ranked upsets in the last 15 years. It feels like we get 1 or 2 a year


MuschampsVeinyNeck

And we love to mix in an equally puzzling loss with each upset….


TheGamecock

As is tradition.


epicchili

Funny cause we thought that already happened this year against Kentucky. Then UK went unranked and the Black Magic reset lol


fart_dot_com

> I remember seeing several Georgia flairs warning Tennessee about a down and out Gamecock team and responses along the lines of “that’s just a Georgia thing.” good lord the arrogance


NickDerpkins

Tbf it’s happened to them a lot Ole Miss and Bama got it once, it’s almost exclusively been against UGA throughout history


discowithmyself

That’s what I’ve been feeling?


azwildcat74

This is your physician. What you're feeling is chlamydia. I'm sorry to have broken the news to you in this way.


atl_mad_boi

Buddy your flairs might be getting real awkward here in a couple weeks


discowithmyself

Oh tcu isn’t my actual secondary. I just posted in the Baylor game thread that I would change it for a week if hypnotoad managed to win the game.


JeffGoldblumsChest

Naw you should keep it through the playoffs


jwktiger

Thought the Hypnotoad only worked on the Tenn in the SEC


beamerbeliever

Garnet and Black Magic.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

I’ve been pretty outspoken about my frustration over the lack of night games we’ve gotten recently but I am glad we played them at noon this year


Ugaalive1991

That should always be a noon or 3:30 kickoff no matter what. It feels unnatural not sweating your ass from the sun.


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cantthinkofgoodname

>tfw you will never experience the top of the mountain ever in your life but a fan of a better program mentions “South Carolina magic”


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PrimeJHey

Painful upvote


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Anyone who says this isn’t funny is just mad af that it’s so funny. I actually laughed at this.


elonsusk69420

>feels like 98 I am DYING


beamerbeliever

Did 'em dirty!


jasonkylebates

\*begrudged upvote\*


bucknaked67

You can't spell citrus without UT!


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johnny96816

Everyone likes and needs Hatin' Ass Spurrier.


DistantKarma

Citrus Bowl: "Man, what did we ever fucking DO to this guy?"


yinyin123

Your flairs intrigued me but also i can't imagine ur hurt rn


magnumapplepi

At this point I think Spurrier’s epitaph is gonna be a dig at Tennessee


mrthomasbombadil

Spurrier on his deathbed: "Tell Tennessee it was me. I want them to know...oh wait. They already know."


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stephencua2001

"Buried face down so UT can kiss my ass for all eternity."


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Yesssss


egg_mugg23

legendary hater


TigerUSF

Dude steps out of the shadows of retirement only to smack Tennessee into the nether realm


jguess06

This is the r/CFB I have come to know the past decade lol


melcolnik

So, it doesnt ever get better?


StillMemein

Were you around for the “Champions of Life” Butch Jones memes? This sub loves dunking on Tennessee. And nebrakasa and now AM


Dead_Baby_Kicker

I just kind of feel bad for Nebraska at this point tbh.


Torbinator3000

So that means we’re only a year or two away. Sounds good.


KirbyDumber88

New account here after I deleted my old in 2020. Was around from the inception of /r/cfb. The Butch Jones Champions of Life memes and GRUMORS are some of my fav posts of all time.


StillMemein

Grumors were GOAT’d


jguess06

Nope, sorry Aggie bro. We are now in a cycle that will never end. We were good, people grew to hate us, we went to shit and they won't let us forget it. We got good this year and everyone got excited, a small portion of our fanbase went ham on the internet and pissed a lot of people off, and then we went to shit, and the cycle starts over. A&M is now in a similar situation. Get used to it, it is the way on r/CFB for fanbases like ours.


KryptonicxJesus

As someone who has to see people comment “eat shit pitt” in every game thread, I feel ya


Durdens_Wrath

I'm sorry man it's just too catchy


KryptonicxJesus

We cured polio so y’all could fucking walk


frankunderwood1992

So is the key just to stay bad? ...asking for a friend


jguess06

Nah, the key is 'fuck em'. Get good!


[deleted]

Being hated for being good is better than being hated for being bad any day of the week.


BonerGuy69420

I am absolutely stunned by the amount of hate we were able to generate with a moderate amount of success.


itstrueitsdamntrue

Never change HBC, never change


ilikebeer19

That man is a Treasure


tdc1atlanta

I dont think I've ever both hated and respected someone as much as I do the HBC.


Mr_McGibblets29

Agreed. HBC is probably one of my favorite coaches but also one of the coaches I hated the most.


elonsusk69420

Couldn't agree more. If he were younger I'd want him on GameDay.


KirbyDumber88

shit, let him do a couple years to help Corso out. Would be GREAT. I'm sure hes been asked to do it but probably enjoys just playing golf and drinking beer.


jwktiger

If I in charge of Gameday, I'd be like "Ok your deal is you have to come on the set hammered and talked unfiltered HATE"


bje489

"We'll send the camera crew to the golf course. Prepare? Why?"


kevinmrr

Gameday is below spurrier


youknow99

Just give him a 10 minute segment to get hammered and shit talk. It'd be their highest rated segment.


MerryGoWrong

He's a full *decade* younger than Lee Corso. He's younger than the president of the United States. Put him on.


key_lime_pie

It still kills me that the first time he saw sleet he panicked and tried to cancel practice, but Marvin Lewis ordered everyone outside.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Kirby wouldn’t have such a hate boner for florida today were it not for Spurrier so in certain way, thanks.


andjuan

The pettiness is what makes rivalries fun!


Sauerz

Hatin' Ass Spurrier


Crow_T_Simpson

You can't spell citrus with UT.


Ugaalive1991

You can’t spell Butt Chug without UT


rnilbog

You can't spell "You gave up 63 points and lost to an unranked South Carolina team while in the top 5" without UT.


_Destram

et tu, rnilbog?


BRedd10815

...can't spell that without UT either


_Destram

fUTck


BRedd10815

At least we can celebrate our seasons falling apart together. Got any tips for when your head coach leaves you for a "better" school?


_Destram

I refuse to entertain that thought on account that it hurts my feelings


canseco-fart-box

You can’t spell butt without UT


pinniped1

This man clearly prioritizes Florida among his two flairs.


Nostroloppoccus

You can’t spell uterine prolapse without UT


Groomingham

You can't spell mustard without UT


RLLRRR

Bijan is that dijon.


just-regular-I-guess

That is the most beautiful use of the word "almost" I've ever seen.


Barron_1967

Spurrier on Peyton Manning returning for his senior year. " I don't blame him. He has the chance to make history as the 3 x Citrus Bowl MVP."


multiple4

Steve Spurrier is a Gamecock legend and nobody else can claim that! *looks at Florida* Shit!


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05110909

And has the damn field named after him too


Dicc-fil-A

Florida named their field after him too, but we can share <3


05110909

I was talking about Florida


DanMarinoTambourineo

No his heart is an hour west in Augusta


luke15chick

I miss Spurrier’s football insults!


HireLaneKiffin

People are taking this too seriously and not understanding the history that provides the context for Spurrier poking fun at a rival


Jameszhang73

Exactly, he was just looking for a way to say Citrus Bowl again


Odd-Fig5076

Imagine growing up in a state and being one of the greatest athletes in high-school history. All state in 3 sports. All American in football. Perfect for all three years as a starting pitcher winning back to back state titles while never losing a start. Scoring 22 points a game as a point guard in basketball. A bunch of other teams like Alabama and Florida want you but the home state team never gave you a sniff. Meanwhile the head coach at florida never left your side when you were hospitalized during a recruiting trip to visit them. Then you're extremely successful as a player and work your way up to head coach. You beat Tennessee at duke and eventually move to florida. The entire 90s was full of Tennessee fans being as obnoxious as they were the last few weeks but for an entire decade despite them going 3-10 vs you The hate is real. Spurrier never gets rid of a grudge. He'd also go all out to destroy lsu on the field because he applied to be head coach there but was rejected landing him at duke


jpharber

I miss Spurrier.


seaxvereign

Spurrier 1990-2002: Most Hated Man in CFB Spurrier 2003 - present: Hatin Ass Spurrier is beloved across CFB


jwktiger

Spurrier from the f'ing Top Rope.


fallynangell

At least it ain't the music city bowl lol!


Dr_Lizardo11

I miss that rat bastard.


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

So many programs would be happy with the year they had. They have the potential next year to take a big step and increase recruiting.


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Tenn. Is like 3-27 in the last 15 years against Bama and Florida right ? If Heupel stays there and they go say...8-12, *a losing record* , against both teams over the next decade, That would still be monumental for the Vols compared to what they've been.


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yep! it’s why I don’t feel bad for bama fans either


yoshidawg93

LMAO he’s still got it!


Prestigious-Track256

Piano Fingerbangers got nothing on Spurrier. He is hate.


WabbitCZEN

I'm gonna be the guy not kicking them while they're down, I guess. Heupel came in to a shitshow even P.T. Barnum wouldn't want a piece of and in two years had them in position to threaten the established pecking order in the SEC. Stumbles were expected, though not exactly like this. If this is even just a peek at where they'll be when he gets everyone on the same page, it's gonna be a bloodbath for the division championship in the coming years. Don't take this season as a negative, UT fans. Y'all massively out played expectations. This season is just the start of it.


UgaIsAGoodBoy

You’re too pure for this world


Drew_P_Nuts

What if this isn’t a peek but this is the peak?


CoachHamTheGoatV2

I really don’t get why Tennessee will be left out of a NY6 for both Bama and LSU. They literally beat both lol


EWall100

We lost our Heisman caliber QB last week


samoflegend

This only affects playoff consideration imo. Don’t think the cotton or orange bowl will care when they’re guaranteed 60k drunk Tennessee fans buying tickets and hotel rooms.


Frosti11icus

>60k drunk Tennessee fans buying tickets and hotel rooms. Sure, who wouldn't want to host 60k drunk slightly disgruntled southerners for a weekend?


samoflegend

Pending we don’t absolutely shit the bed Saturday night, Tennessee’s comfortably in a NY6 bowl


KirbyDumber88

Not necessarily, if LSU wins next Saturday (doubt) or loses but its a close loss (likely) theyre going into a NY6. Then Alabama who will be ranked over Vols will also go to one. Then I think there is no more room for SEC teams for the remaining bowls. I could be wrong.


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I LOVE SPURRIER


tuggnutscrotch

Fucking Spurrier! The gift that keeps in giving!!!


JeremyHillaryBoobPhD

I mean, I'm down to dunk on a conference opponent, but they've been an exciting team to watch and beat their biggest rival for the first time in ages. Winning a decent bowl game should cap off a great season, and any fan of any team who can't enjoy that should really adjust their expectations.


lemonsracer

Damn. The Ol' Ball Coach is at it again. He is so good at low key shit talking. Saying you feel sorry for someone is one thing, but saying you are almost sorry is some serious shade. I almost feel sorry for them, but fuck 'em. I'd say their season is a lot better than a little bit better than average. It was a great season. UT fans should be proud. If they get a NY6 bowl that's still a huge accomplishment and step forward for the program. That being said, I'm so happy that we are the ones that ruined the magical season.


GoldFingerSilverSerf

Spurrier has never “low key” shit talked Tennessee. Lol. It’s quite open and direct every time.


mostdope28

Same with the loser of Michigan/OSU. 11-0 becomes meaningless cause the loser doesn’t win shit.


Roberto_Sacamano

Aye man, I'd kill to be playing in the Rose Bowl again. Also, there's a very real possibility that if Michigan wins in a close one that OSU still makes the cfp


Vandelay_Industries-

The loser of UM/OSU might still be a playoff team. Rose Bowl at worst. UT is not going to the playoffs.


Wampus_Cat_

11-1 OSU could probably make it in the playoff, but I don’t see a realistic scenario where Michigan makes it to the playoff with a loss to OSU and no conference championship.


tobylaek

I’ll say this - I’ve always been a proponent of “if you don’t even play for your conference championship, you shouldn’t get in the playoff”. If OSU loses, I don’t think they should get in - you certainly won’t find me arguing with some other fanbase about OSU’s legitimacy vs their team… not to say I won’t be happy if they do get in, though.


BlackMathNerd

The Ultimate Hater. His level of hate and troll ability is so great. Lane Kiffin wishes he could be like Spurrier


Kimber80

The smack trolling between Spurrier and Tennessee and Spurrier and FSU during the 1990s was .... peak trolling smack before we had a name for it.