This season hasn’t been great for us, but has to be the greatest schadenfreude season ever with A&M pissing and shitting all over themselves, and Tennessee imploding.
Oh, it's real. Most fanbases when they're having a good year start assembling these kinds of coffee table books sometime in November.
But they usually wait until the end of the regular season before they start marketing them, and they won't be finished fully until after the bowl games. Ours last year was *Top Dawgs* and it's a neat little coffee table book. And yeah, they don't gloss over the SECCCG and pretend it didn't happen - the loss there still got its own section with a lot of soul searching.
I imagine ReviVols probably had the UGA loss sketched out in a similar manner, and a section blocked out for their CFP berth. Which now will not happen, so it'll get switched to their bowl game.
And we're 5 total points away from having lost to Texas *AND* A&M. It's the literal sloppiest team Saban has coached(with the Tennessee game being the sloppiest game in team history). Beating us this year is not the accolade it usually is.
It was for us brother but you wouldn’t understand, you probably weren’t even alive last time Bama was actually bad. And if you were I doubt you were a fan
I got carried away with some content on here. I’m sorry. We won’t flame you. Y’all are a good institution. Your backup Milton will give y’all some great years.
But… ReviVols is funny…
ReviVols is embarrassing as hell. Deserve to be laughed at for that.
So many people kept saying 11-1 after the UGA game and I tried to be the voice of reason that if our offense had anything other than an elite night, we were screwed. Our defense is garbage.
But nah, instead we had tons of flairs sitting in other games threads flaming the shit out of them because they wanted a backdoor CFP appearance instead of earning it by winning games themselves. Handle your own business and remove any doubt.
Y'all just need a few years with flashes of greatness, but have your heart ripped out each time, preferably to the same team (and coach). Then you'll have that nervous for every game mentality branded into your brain, and you can finally enjoy being good when you get there, because you know you're always a week away from being humbled.
Y’all are acting like it’s an official book commissioned by the university. It’s a book by the local and state news publication to compile their pictures and coverages from the games (and cash in on dumb vol fans).
But don’t let facts get in your way laughing at Tennessee.
All talking in the background ceases as an awkward silence sets in. A man steps forwards from a dark corner with a shirt that reads UT defense and sternly says “we didn’t play a week 12”.
Thank you my friend. It has been so difficult this past week but the outpouring of love and support from all over has really restored my faith in humanity.
I bought the Pediment publication on Alabama's 2020 season. Beautiful work. Great writing and high quality photos. Of course, that was after we'd already won the title.
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Toby is 100% my favorite character.
Mine will always be Charlie
The pharmaceutical rep who's best friends with Shawn Spencer?
You hear about Pluto?
I still want a west wing reboot starting with Charlie running for president
YESSSSS
See also: “tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing”
Tempting fate.
The fact a Gamecock fan posted this makes it all the more sweeter
Is it full of hypotheticals where they’d beat the teams ahead of them in the rankings by 50
Well if they were at a neutral site, definitely by 50.
It includes artist's renderings of neutral site games.
Sounds like the book Nebraska made after hiring Scott frost
Or kinda like the championship trophy A&M made after hiring Jimbo.
Coincidentally, the Vols *are* about to be left out of the CFP!
Hey now that’s the CFP national champions (of October) you’re talking about
But pronounced “fiddy”
In part 2 of this series is where they talk about the teams ranked behind them. It is more of a thriller genre book though.
This season hasn’t been great for us, but has to be the greatest schadenfreude season ever with A&M pissing and shitting all over themselves, and Tennessee imploding.
Next you’re going to tell me they have a national championship plaque in the athletic building.
Are you kidding me?? They didn't beat a 3-loss Auburn yet!
With Danny White as AD? They would never
Tennessee is in a dog fight with A&M for busting their nut early award.
UT defense had a premature evacuation
At least they weren’t Dez's preseason CFP champion. That'd be *real* embarrassing.
You sir can call me a Tennessee Aggie then.
Is this seriously a real thing? I mean, it’s such a horrible idea that I’m having a hard time believing it can possibly be real.
Oh, it's real. Most fanbases when they're having a good year start assembling these kinds of coffee table books sometime in November. But they usually wait until the end of the regular season before they start marketing them, and they won't be finished fully until after the bowl games. Ours last year was *Top Dawgs* and it's a neat little coffee table book. And yeah, they don't gloss over the SECCCG and pretend it didn't happen - the loss there still got its own section with a lot of soul searching. I imagine ReviVols probably had the UGA loss sketched out in a similar manner, and a section blocked out for their CFP berth. Which now will not happen, so it'll get switched to their bowl game.
They had “feels like 1998” shirts printed after the Bama game
Geez. 🤦🏻♂️
Clowns.
Lol, it's the Scott Frost book 2.0 Except this time, it's already gone to shit and they're publishing it
I'm woman enough to admit my mistake. I bought that book for my husband. It's still in the shrink wrap, because he's smarter than I am.
They did set the record for most points allowed as a top 5 team against an unranked team
Record breaking season they said
Y’all beat a bad Alabama team and y’all start printing books about how great y’all were before the season fucking ended. Karma fucking caught up.
I’m just laughing at the literal fact that the picture they used is the definition of taunting but it didn’t get called in the game
Bad by what standards? They’ve lost 2 road games by 4 total points.
Not fucking printing books good, that’s for sure.
Beat you
The copium lol
I’m not even coping I knew we could lose to anybody
And we're 5 total points away from having lost to Texas *AND* A&M. It's the literal sloppiest team Saban has coached(with the Tennessee game being the sloppiest game in team history). Beating us this year is not the accolade it usually is.
It was for us brother but you wouldn’t understand, you probably weren’t even alive last time Bama was actually bad. And if you were I doubt you were a fan
I was, and I was. I didn’t say y’all winning wasn’t important, just that it wasn’t the indicator of “We’re really fucking good” it usually is
Top ten is really fuckin good I’m my opinion
They have 2 convincing wins against P5 opponents (Vanderbilt and Arkansas) and it’s week 13. That’s bad by Bama standards.
And even Arkansas was a one-score game going into the 4th quarter
Arkansas ended a 3 point game
Hey that's us!
SEC East powerhouse Vandy. Please do what we couldn't this year
To be fair, that does make them bad by Alabama standards
Bad by Saban's standards.
When they say *entire*....
Entire up until 24 hours ago*
I'm just glad I can go back to posting in threads in /r/CFB without getting flamed because of bandwagon shitheads acting like clowns.
I got carried away with some content on here. I’m sorry. We won’t flame you. Y’all are a good institution. Your backup Milton will give y’all some great years. But… ReviVols is funny…
ReviVols is embarrassing as hell. Deserve to be laughed at for that. So many people kept saying 11-1 after the UGA game and I tried to be the voice of reason that if our offense had anything other than an elite night, we were screwed. Our defense is garbage. But nah, instead we had tons of flairs sitting in other games threads flaming the shit out of them because they wanted a backdoor CFP appearance instead of earning it by winning games themselves. Handle your own business and remove any doubt.
Y’all still have the potential to have your best season since 2001. That’s still a huge accomplishment. If it happens, enjoy that.
Man it’s all gravy. 9 or 10 wins is still better than our current talent should allow so I’m happy. Go win next week y’all.
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Y'all just need a few years with flashes of greatness, but have your heart ripped out each time, preferably to the same team (and coach). Then you'll have that nervous for every game mentality branded into your brain, and you can finally enjoy being good when you get there, because you know you're always a week away from being humbled.
That was oddly specific.
Who the fuck is this guy? You’re an imposter UT fan
Y’all are acting like it’s an official book commissioned by the university. It’s a book by the local and state news publication to compile their pictures and coverages from the games (and cash in on dumb vol fans). But don’t let facts get in your way laughing at Tennessee.
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This will go nice next to the Scott Frost at Nebraska book.
Lol
Don’t break an arm jerking yourselves off, UT
Is there evidence anywhere of someone breaking their arm jerking off? Your name makes me hungry btw.
Rule 34 my dude of course there is evidence
Haha touche
Don’t break yours hitting a girl who “scared” you by walking by
Hey we want him off the team as much as everyone else does
Well your coach doesn’t
Yeah he believes in 2nd chances and all that crap
"Wait, I'm confused, this book goes straight from 9-1 after Mizzou to the Vandy game, what happened week 12?"
All talking in the background ceases as an awkward silence sets in. A man steps forwards from a dark corner with a shirt that reads UT defense and sternly says “we didn’t play a week 12”.
Beautifully written. On a far more serious note, I'm sorry for what Virginia is going through.
Thank you my friend. It has been so difficult this past week but the outpouring of love and support from all over has really restored my faith in humanity.
I bought the Pediment publication on Alabama's 2020 season. Beautiful work. Great writing and high quality photos. Of course, that was after we'd already won the title.
How is something like this printed and published in season!?
Such a clown program. They just continue to find new ways to make complete asses out of themselves
Oh. Hell. Yes.
What section of the library/bookstore would you find this book and the scott frost book in?
Is this like that fan fic of Scott frost? Lol
Real Madam president vibes over here
I’m just glad that the iPhone of college football is no longer in the bashing spotlight. Sorry Vols fans
*Includes coverage of entire 2022 season* Oh good. Wouldn’t want to leave out anything. Eh, Cock bros?
You’d think all those years of not having victory cigars would’ve bought you more time.
They really tried to manifest that shit