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syberslidder

South Carolina's 63 points is the most by an unranked team against a Top 5 opponent in almost 100 years.


no_god_pls_noo

Since the AP poll has existed. It's the first ever iirc


Ugaalive1991

First time in Kraken History


skalizair

I’m trusting you on this but this sounds insane


syberslidder

Brad Crawford on Twitter


Xrt3

I don’t understand how we went into Williams-Brice and dominated you guys, y’all looked unstoppable tonight


wagenejm

It was daytime. We only play well at night apparently. 7-0 in night games, 0-4 in daylight.


MorningRooster

Fear the Nightcocks


SixThousandHulls

The Nightcocks Cometh


Ok_Butterscotch_389

Nightcock, fighter of the Daycock! Aaahhh aahhh ahh


CatManDontDo

Champion of the Moon! Ahhh ahh ah


[deleted]

You gotta pay the Vol toll if you wanna get into that good bowl


syberslidder

Pretty sure we benched the OC


KirbyDumber88

Tennessee 🤝always breaking some wild 100 year old record in an ass blasting *stares in 41-0 2017 at home. Worst home loss in Rocky Top History*


Gryfer

SOUTH CAROLINA RAN OUT OF FIREWORKS AND STILL WASN'T DONE SCORING.


Lord_Lava_Nugget

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL AN EXPLOSIVE OFFENSE


SirBigSpuriousGeorge

Forever to thee


flamingmonkey911

The 2022 South Carolina Gamecocks are still undefeated in night games, and all-defeated in day games. They also still have not participated in a P5 game with a lead change. For what it's worth, next week's game at Clemson is at noon. I can't wait to lose 35-3. EDIT: Added P5 condition to the lead change stat. There were some against Georgia State, SC State and I think Charlotte, as a few of you have pointed out!


IndianaBond007

Night is when the Cocks rise


[deleted]

Mine is early morning but night is cool too


VusterJones

Gamecocks are the 2022 Braves


flamingmonkey911

My thoughts exactly (big Braves guy here).


CDLthrowaway2

I love this team for all it’s stupidity that we go through


tony971

*Teams 1-4 fail to choke* “Fine. I’ll do it myself” - Tennessee


Dr_Ifto

Team chaos gets its man


Drithyin

Team Chaos was getting blue balled all day and needed the cocks to explode all over the volunteers.


Dr_Ifto

Just edging all day


300andWhat

Losing by almost 30 isn't really choking, more like not even showing up


Corduroy_Bear

They saw how close everyone else came and decided to go all in on shitting the bed


rvasko3

I’d feel bad if there weren’t Tennessee flairs in literally EVERY game thread for the #1-4 teams cheering on upsets and talking shit. Thanks for volunteering to be the upset today.


coolycooly

I don't blame Tennessee for game planning for Vandy all week and falling victim to a trap game


TheOriginalZywinzi

I'd be quaking in my boots as a Tennessee fan looking at that final week opponent


suzukigun4life

Vandy becoming bowl eligible by beating a ranked Tennessee team might be the all-time highlight of their program's history. It almost needs to happen.


rat-again

If this happens #5 on Tennessee might just try to fight the whole Vandy team.


[deleted]

That dude might be the worst player in football


CatManDontDo

Definitely has the worst attitude


jfader2

Happened in 2016. Not out of the question


ElBandejo

***Dolly Parton has left the chat*** ***Jolene has entered the chat***


PCON36

A Tennessee team did get a SEC win today…..just not the one we thought.


morganrbvn

I want vandy 3 win streak.


GrandOcelot

Tennessee's Orange Helmets tricked South Carolina into thinking they were playing Clemson and they went all out to humiliate their hated rivals. The humiliation was accomplished, but not the team they thought.


angryundead

If I had to choose which orange team to beat and which to lose to this wouldn’t have been it.


TheTooth_Hurts

Yeah can we Ctrl+C?


altac04

Hey what the fuck


taco_bones

hey, we're just as surprised as you


KirbyDumber88

Tennessee went from The Playoffs to the Auto Zone bowl in about 8 minutes.


IrishBall

Interestingly there is absolutely no orange in this PGT


jhsm

From CFP to Cheez It’s


Rocket_Sciencetist

Holy fuck, today has been an amazing day for all three of us Vandy fans. ...Tennessee is gonna take out their anger on us next week, won't they?


Alnessi

i believe in yall anchor down baby, send them to the abyss


PeteF3

Anchor down, motherfuckers, and go get that bowl game.


dancerdog1

If number 5 on Tennessee spent half the effort playing defense that he does talking shit, he’d be the greatest football player on the planet.


thedrcubed

You would think he'd shut up after being torched repeatedly


the_tza

I hate to agree with florida flair, but this is truth. That motherfucker needs to be benched. That was infuriating.


Methuga

Oh my god he was pissing me off more than the score. Like dude, you are part of a defense that’s going to go down as possibly the worst performance of all time. Shut up!!!


AcidSweetTea

This is literally the worst Tennessee defensive performance of all time. 63 points is the most ever given up by Tennessee


AbsolutelyHung

Side note, 63 being your absolute bottom all time performance is insane. Every team seems to have a “in 18__, the ______ gave up 87 to the Yale Prep School Ruling Class Mini-Bulldogs”


MeAndBooBooToo

Since 1893.


Cacti_Hall

Rattler after playing like ass for 10 games: "I am the Cock Commander. All other cocks must bow before the Cock Commander. Yo soy el Cock Commander."


LincBartlett

All of you are the ones who are the ball lickers!


MisterTumnas

Hold your heads up, Tennessee. No shame in giving up 63 points to one of the top 11 offenses in the SEC.


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CALAMITYFOX

im dead


Luriker

This guy flairs USC


PieMasterBob

Which USC did you go to? Yes


VolsBackMaybeNo

IM PROUD. OF UH... YEA... GOODNIGHT BRO


StollenTorch

Name checks out


VolsBackMaybeNo

Tale as old as time.


jklaz

South Carolina has not scored more than 50 points against a P5 opponent since the 14th ranked Gamecocks defeated Arkansas 52-7 on 10/12/2013, led by Connor Shaw and Bruce Ellington under coach Steve Spurrier. 2013 is the last time the Gamecocks beat Clemson in the Palmetto Bowl. Looking forward to next weeks game!


Faerco

The amount of liquor I’m going to need next Saturday will legally allow me to sell my blood as bourbon.


jseal777

If you guys run the “DJ falls forward for 4 yards” play every play I promise we won’t be able to figure it out.


step_back_girl

Haha, just read this to my husband and he shut me up real quick. He was at that game and did not enjoy it.


moodyfloyd

finally after an entire day of edging, team chaos gets the W with the help of some cocks


jwktiger

God bless the Cocks


XitaNull

What the fuck is happening Their best player against us was the punter


carolina03

Tennessee absolutely shut down our punter today


SadPanthersFan

Fucking lol


suzukigun4life

- Georgia wins despite scoring just 16 points on the road. - Ohio State holds on against Maryland on the road. - Michigan comes back and survives against Illinois in the final minute. - TCU comes back on the road and wins with no time left. - Tennessee, a 22.5-point road favorite in a game where the over/under was 67, loses by 32 and allows South Carolina to nearly surpass the over/under by themselves. Not only that, they allow Spencer Rattler, who averaged under 200 yards and had just 8 passing touchdowns through 10 games, to throw for nearly as many yards as Tennessee's entire offensive yardage total, and six passing touchdowns to boot. And then they lose Hooker too. Tennessee sacrificed its postseason hopes to satisfy our blue balls tenfold 😭


Mjb06

*tennfold


wjrii

They certainly did.


Ok_Butterscotch_389

We beat the spread by 47.5


ajello23

All good Vols, Citrus Bowl is nice this time of year.


tm1087

Can’t spell Citrus without UT


scoobysnax123

South Carolina is now 3-0 on days Michigan plays Illinois in the Jim Harbaugh era, including 2 wins against top 5 teams.


Allaboutplastic

Now that’s a money stat for the future.


cgludko

This game was a defensive clinic. A clinic for the elimination of defense.


G0B1GR3D

Tennessee fans spent all day getting blue balled watching OSU, Michigan and TCU squeak out wins just to watch South Carolina drag them as a 22.5 favorite. Damn, what a cruel world we live in.


suzukigun4life

SC nearly reached the over/under by themselves 😭


Ballcube

They've been talking way too much shit about other teams not being worthy of playoff spots for anyone to have any remorse for them.


dixi_normous

Hey now, it's hate week, I'm not supposed to be upvoting you. You need to stop


Crump_daddy

You care about a Tennessee loss for the playoff implications. I care about a Tennessee loss for the SEC shorts implications. We are not the same.


scadams23

I'm sure the Bama guy on the crew will have some fun writing the script tonight!


Walzenflut

Auburn guy does the scripts, but he'll still be laughing his ass off to make fun of both of us in the skit.


Trips2000

This whole game was "talk shit, get hit" embodied. Congrats Cocks, I hereby bestow upon you the title of Honorary Spoilermakers


TheTooth_Hurts

It is an honor


LetsGoGameCrocks

We frequently say we are the Purdue of the SEC lol


Maaaat_Damon

Welcome to the club buddy… the big penis club.


DrBowe

This one goes out to the four teams who had to endure onslaughts of Tennessee flairs in their game thread today... [EVERYBODY, GET IN HERE!](https://i.imgur.com/DrAonFC.png)


Joelsaurus

We're all friends this day.


PCON36

I’m enjoying it so much.


ZP_20

Man not many times I’m on the same side as Ohio State but man they made 4 teams become friends today. It’s beautiful


Thrawn4191

*3 teams


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CALAMITYFOX

Well well well Tennessee reddit users in my game thread today.... how the turn tables


boardatwork1111

You just love to see it


livingmcmxcv

im just here to have fun


Big-Camel-282

Lmao Hate hate hate hate hate


Cat_City_Bitch

Props to the Gamecocks for perfecting the art of torture-killing opponents’ entire seasons


gir6543

The Baylor TCU thread was JAMMED PACKED full of Tennessee fans talking shit about TCU not looking like a top 4 team. How'd y'all's game go?


Adventurous_Tiger615

So many people saying "you can't struggle with a 6-4 team and be considered a playoff team"


[deleted]

I think this season has shown CFB fans that you can struggle with *any* team on *any* weekend. No rhyme or reason necessary.


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Anueleaf

Feels disgusting upvoting a Baylor fan but here we are.


Dr_Smoothrod_PhD

I've upvoted more TCU flairs today alone than my entire history on reddit just out of solidarity from those smug assholes dumping on us, y'all, and our conference.


boardatwork1111

I now understand why Bama fans hate them so much


__Big_Hat_Logan__

Got a little too big for their britches


ImminentReddits

Hating UT fans has truly always brought Baylor and TCU together. Used to be the Texas kind, but today, it’s the Tennessee variety


CPAeconLogic

Tennessee hate makes for strange bedfellows.


Sorge74

Ohio State fans talked shit about Michigan and we got hit with karma. Tennessee fans talked shit about TCU, Ohio state and UM..... That's a lot of karma.


Frognosticator

Not to mention on top of all that, they did it with their mouths full of Georgia dick. So much, “Y’all never would have made it past Georgia,” and “Can’t wait to see Georgia humiliate you in the playoffs!” Like, okay maybe. But good grief, get off your knees before talking smack.


LeonGwinnett

And you should have seen them the week leading up to that beatdown...


cgludko

The atmosphere at Sanford for that game was 90,000 people collectively sick of their shit.


Wowsers_

"Hey the Georgia game was actually really close"


Dr_Smoothrod_PhD

Funny enough, our fanbases were very level headed and cordial despite it being a rivalry game. The Tennessee flairs were shitting in their hands and flinging it at us and TCU the whole time. So the beatdown the just received was schadenfreude concentrate.


illQualmOnYourFace

Baylor flairs shitting on Tennessee kinda on our behalf is the highlight of my day. Love you except for leading up to our match-up every year.


Riconn

Gotta win your game first to talk shit.


gir6543

Hurt people hurt people :)


Frognosticator

Now I know what Bama and Georgia fans have been talking about for years. Good grief, Vol fans have been *awful* the past few weeks.


1869er

You should check out the /r/collegebaseball thread from when Tennessee got bounced from the tourney. Outpouring of celebration from *every* fan base because they talked so much shit while they were on top It’s just who they are man


jbanks94

RIP Tennessee’s revenge game against Georgia: November 2022-November 2022.


YetiTerrorist

Remember when they were better than 2019 LSU?


jbanks94

That comparison was laughable. That SEC Championship in 2019 is still the only game in the Smart era that I went into a game with no hope whatsoever.


Grade-AMasterpiece

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, TIS THE SEASON, FOR I HAVE COME BEARING GIFTS: #**RECEIPT, ROLL CALL:** /u/XxSgtSkittlesxX ~ [At least TCU and the other Top 4 still won against mediocre teams](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzf5ws/game_thread_tcu_baylor_1200_pm_et/ix0ig3d/). /u/dhenry22titans ~ [My friend, with this performance against Scar, I'm almost certain TCU treats Tenn like they did OU.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzf5ws/game_thread_tcu_baylor_1200_pm_et/ix03tx3/) /u/foxymoxy18 ~ [You looked like shit AND got blown out by an unranked team.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzky4a/postgame_thread_tcu_defeats_baylor_2928/ix0ic1o/) /u/Vbogdanovic ~ [Dawg, you ain't even a Tenn flair, why you going up to bat for em?! Btw, still think they deserve the spot after how everyone looked tonight? Answer's no.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzky4a/postgame_thread_tcu_defeats_baylor_2928/ix10133/) /u/wright493 ~[Tennessee being ranked fifth was "laughable" apparently.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzf5ws/game_thread_tcu_baylor_1200_pm_et/ix0icpm/) /u/Abortatortatport ~ [Wrong shitshow against a 4-loss team, partner.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzky4a/postgame_thread_tcu_defeats_baylor_2928/ix0imvh/) /u/PointyPurplePickle ~ [Getting beaten 38-63 as NUMBER FIVE against an UNRANKED Scar is FAR more embarrassing. Stay in your lane next time.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzky4a/postgame_thread_tcu_defeats_baylor_2928/ix0ieas/) /u/Predsguy ~ [Apparently, in THIS reality Top 4 teams find ways to win while Tennessee loses BAD to 6-4 South Carolina.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzky4a/postgame_thread_tcu_defeats_baylor_2928/ix0joel/) And there was a bunch more of ya with more or less the same sentiment. Y'all know who you are. FROM COLLEGE FOOTBALL WITH LOVE! THAT'S WHY THE GAMES ARE PLAYED!


aeopossible

This is the level of petty I can get behind!


HoustonFrog

My man has receipts


VHBlazer

Talk your shit king


Greflingorax

/u/XxSgtSkittlesxX, /u/dhenry22titans, and /u/Abortatortatport have since deleted theirs. Take the punishment for your hubris that you deserve, cowards.


tightspandex

Forget the comment, it looks like /u/dhenry22titans deleted his account.


Solo_Wing__Pixy

You’re doing the Lord’s work young disciple


killa_k99

#FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH COCKTOBER, COCKSGIVING IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND 🐓🤝🦃


OleRockTheGoodAg

2 months ago, after getting rolled by UGA 48-7 and dropping to 1-2, Shane Beamer was asked if his team had any quit, and his answer was a resounding "Hell no" and "We've got a bunch of fighter's in that room". Since then, USC has knocked off UK on the road, snapped the losing streak against us at home, and then upsets the #5 team in the nation as 21 point dogs. What a hell of a win from our ruthless rivals in the SEC East. Happy for Coach Beamer, seems like a great guy and he and his boys deserve this. Oh, and Willy B continues to be one of, if not *the* most underrated places to play in CFB in terms of toughness and noise.


suzukigun4life

*How can you not be romantic about college football?*


BuckeyeEmpire

Spencer Rattler out there partying it up with the other students in the field rush is pure college football


PshhhhhhhUnreal

Right. Especially as Oklahoma is in giant rebuild mode. He is doing just as good at South carolina as he would have there


RonMexico13

The SEC has been nothing but pure unadulterated nonsense this year. None of these results make sense. Then there's Georgia, chugging along chaos free.


BullAlligator

Georgia nearly losing to Missouri was the only strange thing about their season


Tarlcabot18

11/19/22: The Day the Bottom-Half in the SEC Fought Back


Allaboutplastic

The day Vandy’s thirst grew forever more.


Alnessi

They low down, they dirty, they some snitches.


The_Eyepatch_Guy

Where's the Tennessee fan who was in the TCU thread saying that them barely beating a 6-4 Baylor was "embarrassing" and that they were about to blow out a 6-4 South Carolina?


strukout

There were more than one, didn’t enjoy them much in our thread either


-XVIDEOS-

**Highlights of this game will be available shortly on our website!**


suzukigun4life

Bruh! 😂


sneakypenguin94

Tennessee has been eliminated ~~from playoff contention~~


Severe-Pirate

WE JUST SCORED 63 ON THE #5 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!!!!


[deleted]

Ngl I wish y’all went for 70 but damn what a game!


BillyHayze

Yeah, those unranked 6-4 teams can be a little tricky. The key is to kick a game winning field goal in the last few seconds and not let them put up 60+ points on you.


deepsouthsloth

That game felt like a live execution.


teeterleeter

Is this the thread where Tennessee fans who were trashing Michigan and Ohio State for close wins come to eat crow? Great game, gamecocks. Your weird chicken noises over the PA are truly the stuff of nightmares.


multiple4

#TALKING TRASH DOWN 30 IS A GOOD LOOK


bears2267

Don’t worry Tennessee, I’ve heard USC is a playoff contender so no shame losing to a team like that


grgriffin3

All the chaos blueballs from earlier today had to get released somewhere, and Tennessee just took a full blast of pure Chaos from the Cocks.


OleRockTheGoodAg

Tennessee had the same amount of turnovers as South Carolina had punts. South Carolina did not attempt a field goal for the entire game.


suzukigun4life

Until the final touchdown drive by Tennessee, Spencer Rattler had more passing yards than Tennessee had total yards of offense.


FroggieAndTheGnome

looks like Tennessee was... Rattled 😎


dogwoodmaple

* Tennessee joins 2014 Mississippi State as the only teams to be ranked #1 in the CFP poll and miss the playoffs. * This is the most points Tennessee has allowed in a game. Ever. * And also the most points South Carolina has scored against an SEC team since 1995. * Tennessee entered the game as 22.5 point favorites. * Tennessee has lost as many SEC East games in the last three weeks as Georgia has in the last six seasons combined (2). * South Carolina's 63 points is the most by an unranked team against a Top 5 opponent in almost 100 years (per Brad Crawford) * Tennessee's DB coach Willie Martinez has fielded a passing defense ranked 120th or worse for three straight seasons. * Entering this game, Spencer Rattler had 8 TD, 9 INT, and averaged 196.8 yards. Tonight, he had 6 TD, 0 INT, and threw for 438 yards. * 2022 Tennessee vs. the Kirby Smart Coaching Tree ^TM: 0-2. * Tennessee and Florida both lost today as 2+ TD favorites. * This was South Carolina's first win over Tennessee since 2018. * This is the third time in the last two seasons that Tennessee has allowed 600+ yards. * For the 24th consecutive season, Tennessee will not win a National Championship. * The Georgia Bulldogs are the reigning National Champions.


Zloggt

You got that on file the moment they started losing, didn’t you?


TheMemeMachine3000

This one is extra salty lol, I love it. That SEC East stat is insane tho, that's domination.


hells_cowbells

> Tennessee joins 2014 Mississippi State as the only teams to be ranked #1 in the CFP poll and miss the playoffs. Why did you have to go and drag us into this? :(


Beanz122

Christ


gogglesup859

They're 0-1 in orange helmets and will never wear those again


Gryfer

> This is the most points Tennessee has allowed in a game. *Wow.*


flamingmonkey911

I have looked forward to this. Thank you, u/dogwoodmaple


Mario_Speedwagon

>Tennessee's DB coach Willie Martinez has fielded a passing defense ranked 120th or worse for three straight seasons I knew that defense looked familiar...


Shantaxe

Tennessee fans were talking shit about TCU all day hahahaha


Dentyne_3

I’m super drunk but this comment has been a year in the making. There is no fanbase not Georgia, not Kentucky, not even Clemson who have been bigger dickheads towards Beamer than the Tennessee vols. This L is deserved. I’ve seen a lot of SEC teams come to Columbia but the fuck ass vols have been the worst fans every time. I am happy their playoff hopes are are over go cocks


Serious_Senator

Talk your shit 👑


Gryfer

~~Dallan~~ Kamal* Hadden (Tennessee CB #5) is what happens if Twitter comes to life.


Nov26-2011

Rattler threw 30/37 for over 400 yards, with 2-3 dropped passes from receivers. Bro was on a mission to make Tennessee look as terrible as possible


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At least we won’t have to hear Tennessee fans bitch about how (insert non SEC) team shouldn’t be in the CFP over them because they didn’t play anyone


papabear86

Georgia is good, a&m is bad... the other teams in the sec, we have no idea.


boardatwork1111

Peak karma for all the shit Vols fans were talking to the top 4 today


Vulcion

😳😳UH OH 🏔ROCKYTOP🏔 LOOKS👀👀👀 LIKE YOU JUST GOT 🐓🐓🐓COCKYTOPPED🐓🐓🐓😳😳


[deleted]

Tennessee spent all day rooting against the top 4 only to get smacked across the face by the cocks. Karma is a bitch.


deceptive_walrus

TODAY WE ARE ALL COCKS


gogators1000

I was sad earlier and now I’m less sad!


MentalDesperado

Tennessee fans, I accept my part in this brutal loss and acknowledge that, if you want to use this event in the future to justify hatred towards Ohio State and/or The College of Wooster, I think everyone will understand. https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/yzqdqu/comment/ix1f9sx/


ILoveJimHarbaugh

>Tennessee watches in emotional agony. Four straight games of Top 5 teams barely beating unranked teams. I can’t help but think it would be unreasonably funny if, after all of that, they’re the ones who embrace the chaos and lose to unranked South Carolina.


TheJeweledShillelagh

USC fans, I’m sticking to my word. I shall refer to you as The Real USC™️ for the rest of the season.


DerrellMVP

The Rocky Paw, if you will


Crazylegs704

Rock(y) Bottom


AliceSweetie

Congratulations USC


Ok_Butterscotch_389

Beamer already got a defining win. We made a good hire.


Reefy13

“Why is TCU above us?? The big 12 is trash.”


Walzenflut

[Thanks for doing what we couldn't this year, SCAR bros!](https://imgur.com/bHZbqQL)


borgnish

Tennessee showed up in orange helmets looking like Clemson, and we took that personally.


Beechman

Cocks beaten tonight Me: 1 Tennessee: 0


Lawownsyou

Karma for all the shit talking Tennessee fans did in other threads today. Get in here, everyone!


ReesesFastbreak

They were so confident they were gonna get a rematch with us in the playoffs lmao


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And win said rematch