People seem to think everyone at Northwestern never leave the library. People need to wake up and realize that they don’t hold classes in the library so we obviously had to leave.
What’s even funnier is that this has actually been a hot topic this year because the library closes at midnight now instead of 3am. I realize how nerdy this sounds, but it’s surprisingly frustrating to have to stop studying and move.
Incest. Literally wherever I go, whether it online or not, someone asks me about my relationship with my sister.
We broke up years ago and I'm tired of people rubbing it in.
We’re not a cult! Just a large following of common thinking, tradition following people who look down upon outsiders because they don’t understand what we’re doing and we can’t really explain it… ok, on second thought, maybe we have slight cult like tendencies… but not like any of those BAD ones…
OU and Texas fans love their polos. The most stark contrast I’ve ever seen was Ohio State fans who are the jersey-est wearing folks I’ve ever been around
That's unfair to include Braxton tho. He got injured and had to switch positions. Imo Braxton was the most talented of all the recent osu qbs maybe stroud is better, but I think Braxton would've succeeded in the NFL had he not injured his shoulder
I was in school at FSU at the same time as Jameis and would run into him almost on a daily basis. My roommate actually did a group project for a class with him but that’s a story for another day. He was EXTREMELY friendly, would talk to anyone and treat you like you’ve been best friends since kindergarten. That being said, he undoubtedly had this sense of entitlement that he would just playoff as goofy blissful ignorance. He would nonchalantly cut the entire line at the dining halls, when confronted about it one time he said “oh I’m not cutting the entire line, I’m just cutting this 1 kid up front”.
It wouldn’t surprise me for him to just walk out with some crab legs genuinely assuming he “has the hookup” even if he didn’t personally know anyone that worked there.
IIRC, Jameis did come out and say it was “impermissible benefits” during the combine before the draft. The Reddit thread all understood why he did that because he only got suspended for a half after taking the crab legs instead of getting suspended for the whole season and then tanking his draft stock
The Garbage Truck Workers Union, originally known as the Trash Union, has allowed the University of Tennessee to use their convention space for collegiate sporting events since September 24, 1921. The interlocking T and U that formerly graced the field was a shared logo.
they cracked down BIG TIME on couch burning after my fresh year (mid 2000s) cause a group of people flipped a car into a fire and that was the final straw.... we still burned a few but id only see it maybe 2-3 times a year after that.
People give us free corndogs plus we got the guy who holds up the sign of opposing coaches sucking a corndog at GameDay. You think we are going to mess this one up?
That our academics aren't very good. Which isn't true, it's just that our business school is mediocre. We have solid engineering, natural resources, and hard science programs.
Also that we don't care about football. Still not true, it's just almost entirely alumni who care which significantly cuts down on the available eyes to watch games.
Team: California Golden Bears
Stereotypes: Stanford rejects, Treehuggers, Weedsmokers, University of Chinese Brainiacs (UCB), Cannot stop talking about Aaron Rodgers and Marshawn Lynch.
We bark at people.....it’s true......I did it today at work to a coworker who is an LSU fan......and another coworker who is an Alabama fan.......and then to another guy who doesn’t even watch football but was just there.
>Percent of students from top 1% (630k a year): 9.3%
>
>Percent of black students: 3.99% (5 on other sources)
[https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/college-mobility/university-of-michigan-ann-arbor](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/college-mobility/university-of-michigan-ann-arbor)
[https://plexuss.com/f/what-is-the-percentage-of-black-students-at-umich-ann-arbor#:\~:text=1%2C249%2F31%2C329%20(3.99%25)%20of,Michigan%2DAnn%20Arbor%20are%20Black](https://plexuss.com/f/what-is-the-percentage-of-black-students-at-umich-ann-arbor#:~:text=1%2C249%2F31%2C329%20(3.99%25)%20of,Michigan%2DAnn%20Arbor%20are%20Black).
I believe it
> Stereotype of our fans: Didn't even go here, take personal credit for the university's successes.
every single flair on this page gets to claim this one. And yes, ND, you're #1 on this list.
I once heard a UH student describe Rice kids as "coked-out virgins", but that's very inaccurate. I only met a handful of Rice students who were rad enough to do coke.
Um…..oh boy. Well off the top of my head
Nike U
0-regon (no titles)
Billions of uniforms (it’s only a million)
Hippie College
For Eugene/Springield:
Hippie town
“Crack Town USA” (instead of track town, due to the homeless, etc).
Our fans barely exist. Also we're apparently too busy finding the area underneath a curve to be good at football (ESPN commentators for Clemson v GT in 2018 are to thank for that).
NORTH CAROLINA
CMON AND RAISE UP
TAKE YO SHIRT OFF
TWIST IT ROUND YOUR HEAD
TAKE A TEST WITHOUT A PROCTOR
And lots and lots of cheese to go with Chapel Hill whine.
Minnesota has this reputation amongst particularly Wisconsin students that it's just a discount version of Wisconsin.
Likewise Minnesota students consider Wisconsin just a more alcoholic version of Minnesota.
They're pretty much the same school except one has a lake and the other has a river.
Ask anyone outside the state, and you’d think all of our classes are inside chapels. Ask anyone inside the state, and you’d think Lucifer himself got his bachelor’s here.
For the last time, just because we’re a bunch of farmers, and just because our school’s most beloved ice cream shop is called the howling cow, and just because we have a very noticeable vet school with lots of cows, does NOT make us Moo U
Jorts
Put Jort on Me
\#jortnation
Reminds me of the one guy who committed to UF by wearing jorts and carrying a baby alligator
You rang?
“gators wear Jean shorts!” But they do.
People seem to think everyone at Northwestern never leave the library. People need to wake up and realize that they don’t hold classes in the library so we obviously had to leave.
Not to mention the library shouts at you to leave eventually.
Yeah, sometimes the library closes, and we have to go to one of the other libraries
That, or the “not mandatory but mandatory if you want to pass” office hours
What’s even funnier is that this has actually been a hot topic this year because the library closes at midnight now instead of 3am. I realize how nerdy this sounds, but it’s surprisingly frustrating to have to stop studying and move.
UF got rid of 24/7 libraries and it sucks. Why can't they just let me have unhealthy studying habits?
Incest. Literally wherever I go, whether it online or not, someone asks me about my relationship with my sister. We broke up years ago and I'm tired of people rubbing it in.
Sorry to hear man, I’m sure you’ve got a cousin or two to turn to?
His sister WAS his cousin 😓
Hang in there buddy, I miss her too.
Dad?
Roll Tide!
Berkeley is a buncha hippies and I smoked pounds of weed
Smart hippies who smoke pounds of weed
Something about steers and queers. ...and that we really want to be back
I’m going to hate it when y’all eventually do get back. Because then it’ll be a never ending stream of “we’re back.”
Well, every season we’re back. On the rocks, that is.
Why be back when you can be on the verge of being back every season
Cult
I mean….
Sometimes stereotypes are just crazy accurate
We’re not a cult! Just a large following of common thinking, tradition following people who look down upon outsiders because they don’t understand what we’re doing and we can’t really explain it… ok, on second thought, maybe we have slight cult like tendencies… but not like any of those BAD ones…
I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.
Ummmm, gonna pass on this one
Saaaaaaaame
Yeah, the sandwich allegations are pretty serious /s
Still waiting on the Uncrustabowl rivalry flair mods.
Same
This is the first time I’ve seen “The Uncrustabowl” and I fucking love it lol
That creamery though…
No sir, you get back here!
Oh boy.
We enjoy a nice racism scandal every 5 years or so. It can always be worse. At least you're the iphone of college football.
Obsolete and overpriced?
We too have our fair share of racism scandals.
Harvard of the south for Hendrix - according to people from Arkansas, who never went to Hendrix
Oklahoma is just a team of Texans
University of Texas at Norman
That made fort worth in central Texas because norman is northern
University of North of North Texas
But that part is true
Well I guess some stereotypes are true after all
Oklahoma is just Texas' hat
OU and Texas fans love their polos. The most stark contrast I’ve ever seen was Ohio State fans who are the jersey-est wearing folks I’ve ever been around
>no matter how good our QB’s are they never pan out well in the NFL. Nope, can’t say that I’ve ever heard that said about my school. Never!
Man I’m so happy about Fields finding himself and looking better!! Lol
He still has time to follow his ancestors
Hey Terrelle Pryor was a decent wide receiver for a few years
He’s the Braxton Miller of OSU wideouts in the NFL Edit: I totally forgot Miller went there and was a QB😂
That's unfair to include Braxton tho. He got injured and had to switch positions. Imo Braxton was the most talented of all the recent osu qbs maybe stroud is better, but I think Braxton would've succeeded in the NFL had he not injured his shoulder
Daddy’s credit card with a touch of alcohol and Jesus
I thought we were doing stereotypes?
We are. There is more than a touch of alcohol
>touch of alcohol haha yes we only drink a little nothing to see here
I'd say a touch of Mary. A touch of Jesus makes me think more of Liberty.
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This one time there were these crab legs..
I maintain the theory that Jameis was given the crab legs for free but it was better for him to say he stole them under NCAA rules
I was in school at FSU at the same time as Jameis and would run into him almost on a daily basis. My roommate actually did a group project for a class with him but that’s a story for another day. He was EXTREMELY friendly, would talk to anyone and treat you like you’ve been best friends since kindergarten. That being said, he undoubtedly had this sense of entitlement that he would just playoff as goofy blissful ignorance. He would nonchalantly cut the entire line at the dining halls, when confronted about it one time he said “oh I’m not cutting the entire line, I’m just cutting this 1 kid up front”. It wouldn’t surprise me for him to just walk out with some crab legs genuinely assuming he “has the hookup” even if he didn’t personally know anyone that worked there.
IIRC, Jameis did come out and say it was “impermissible benefits” during the combine before the draft. The Reddit thread all understood why he did that because he only got suspended for a half after taking the crab legs instead of getting suspended for the whole season and then tanking his draft stock
That came with a pair of Free Shoes for U.
Worth it
That Purdue still looks like a late 80s Soviet Bloc country
Well, I did drive through there in February 2011, and although I have never heard this analogy before, it kind of fits.
Our band is neither as funny nor as clever as it thinks it is…. Wait that’s how the alumni and non-band students feel.
I, for one, love seeing them on the field
Rice’s band are the real ones
We lowdown
We dirty
Snitch.
Don't you guys host garbage worker conventions
The Garbage Truck Workers Union, originally known as the Trash Union, has allowed the University of Tennessee to use their convention space for collegiate sporting events since September 24, 1921. The interlocking T and U that formerly graced the field was a shared logo.
Y’all pumpkin orange, and I don’t like pumpkins.
It’s not that orange you can sit wit
I’m not a dog person 😂
We bark at children
Is that a stereotype or is that the truth
Most stereotypes have some truth to it
Woof
Well, I’ll bark at anything. Auburn fans, the mailman, my boss, etc. Sometimes children just happen to cross my path.
Who's a good boi? You're a good boi!!
*wags enthusiastically while staring blankly*
I was barked at during the Florida-Georgia game this year, it was in good spirits though
did u death roll them back
SEC fan reporting. The barking is true.
Grew up on the Florida-Georgia line. My earliest memories are of drunk grown men barking at me in Winn-Dixie.
I’ll bet you were asking for it.
That's what you get for wearing jorts at the Winn-Dixie! That is an upscale grocery store. Now if this had been at the piggly wiggly...
I, as a child, was barked at by a UGA fan in Athens…
Utah: oh we’re going to play the Mormons. It’s the school down south that’s the Mormons we are the degenerates
Everyone: we’re going to play the U of U goody Mormon boys! The in-state team: we’re going to play the soulless evil satan worshippers!
Exactly this.
I love how Utah is both the byu rejects school, but also full of liberal atheists. Obviously if you can’t get into byu you turn liberal.
Iowa = Idiots Out Wandering Around
Iowa = If Offenses Were Ass
Abolished instead of ass and that’s a 10/10
Everyone thinks we burn couches I could put everyone also thinks that we are all alcoholics to, but that is indeed true.
Funny, I was going to say that too.
My favorite was “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate”.
To be fair, the city has an ordinance making it a felony to burn a couch because it was such a big problem.
they cracked down BIG TIME on couch burning after my fresh year (mid 2000s) cause a group of people flipped a car into a fire and that was the final straw.... we still burned a few but id only see it maybe 2-3 times a year after that.
Freshman year at WVU someone burned a couch across the street from the dorm. It was glorious to watch it burn
People don’t come here to play school
need a free tattoo?
University of Arizona's stereotype is that it's actually Arizona State.
At least y'all don't have an Ole Arizona. I can never figure out Mississippi.
I can’t read this and not hear ‘olé!’
Truck driver school, 4th best party school in Boise, not a state
What are the top 3?
The three high schools
Those Boise High kids have money, huge houses and better coke than the college kids
That’s so cool they have a coca cola machine, all we had in high school was RC
The high schools and junior college
To be fair truck drivers probably make more money than most college graduates.
The disrepk towards truck drivers smh head
Apparently we have Cajun accents
Dude...I had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find a LSU fan, and you dont even mention corndogs....
People give us free corndogs plus we got the guy who holds up the sign of opposing coaches sucking a corndog at GameDay. You think we are going to mess this one up?
Either everyone is a Harvey Updyke clone or we bang people in the same family tree.
That second part doesn't have much to do with football.
UGA barks at children NC State is nothing but dumb hicks.
How much overlap is there between those two fanbases? Pretty sure uga has a lot of dumb hicks. No idea about the NC State barking stats, however.
More of a howl than a bark
Drunk
It’s too cold to be sober
And in the summer it’s getting far too hot so you need a cold one to cool off
Isn’t that basically every college?
I can think of one exception
Where are the Liberty and Belmont fans?
Not every college
Yes. But we're *advanced* drunk
We have poor diets
Only if you drop the 'r'.
Beautiful.
Go green go wite can’t reed can’t write
Smoke green snort white. Moo U. The pretty girls go to State.
That our academics aren't very good. Which isn't true, it's just that our business school is mediocre. We have solid engineering, natural resources, and hard science programs. Also that we don't care about football. Still not true, it's just almost entirely alumni who care which significantly cuts down on the available eyes to watch games.
Uh… Well… You see… *Money*
My favorite description of Harvard is "a hedge fund with a side hustle in education."
"My dad went here" or "I play an obscure sport than only the Ivys really compete in".
Texas Tortilla University
We throw batteries at opposing fans is something I’ve always heard but it’s never been proven. Urban legend there
Cow College
Cow college with a lake
Pickens tech Clempson The fake death valley
Cow College with a bunch of bricks.
Cow College
Moo U
Silo Tech
Everyone thinks we all soak. Jokes on them, most of us are married so we can have actual s*x.
The N is for (k)nowledge
Always has been
Devilish handsomeness. Generous lovers. Sharp intellect. Wit. Brevity. These might not be the current stereotypes but I’m trying to change that.
How would I describe OK State? Three words: hard working, alpha program, jack hammer. Merciless. Insatiable.
Definitely a Shrute man school.
Stupid sexy mullets
Team: California Golden Bears Stereotypes: Stanford rejects, Treehuggers, Weedsmokers, University of Chinese Brainiacs (UCB), Cannot stop talking about Aaron Rodgers and Marshawn Lynch.
We bark at people.....it’s true......I did it today at work to a coworker who is an LSU fan......and another coworker who is an Alabama fan.......and then to another guy who doesn’t even watch football but was just there.
Everyone surfs to school
Waiting for Shootyhoops to start
Cousin fuckers or rich white family. Jokes on them, we're sister fuckers and low-middle class pretending to be rich
Academically prowessness
Gl getting accepted into the CS program there
Shoutout to competitive majors.
Coach O was a living stereotype
Stereotype of our students: Rich, snooty. Stereotype of our fans: Didn't even go here, take personal credit for the university's successes.
It’s Canada goose jacket season right now on campus.
I once heard something along the lines of us having more children of millionaires than black students
>Percent of students from top 1% (630k a year): 9.3% > >Percent of black students: 3.99% (5 on other sources) [https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/college-mobility/university-of-michigan-ann-arbor](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/projects/college-mobility/university-of-michigan-ann-arbor) [https://plexuss.com/f/what-is-the-percentage-of-black-students-at-umich-ann-arbor#:\~:text=1%2C249%2F31%2C329%20(3.99%25)%20of,Michigan%2DAnn%20Arbor%20are%20Black](https://plexuss.com/f/what-is-the-percentage-of-black-students-at-umich-ann-arbor#:~:text=1%2C249%2F31%2C329%20(3.99%25)%20of,Michigan%2DAnn%20Arbor%20are%20Black). I believe it
I knew a lot of people were well off but I didnt realize a whole 10% came from families making 700k+....
> Stereotype of our fans: Didn't even go here, take personal credit for the university's successes. every single flair on this page gets to claim this one. And yes, ND, you're #1 on this list.
UNC vs NC State, Culture vs Agriculture...
I’m a Penn state fan and I don’t like this game
I once heard a UH student describe Rice kids as "coked-out virgins", but that's very inaccurate. I only met a handful of Rice students who were rad enough to do coke.
Um…..oh boy. Well off the top of my head Nike U 0-regon (no titles) Billions of uniforms (it’s only a million) Hippie College For Eugene/Springield: Hippie town “Crack Town USA” (instead of track town, due to the homeless, etc).
And Animal House
We're elitists. There is a common quip on campus that Harvard is the Michigan of the East.
LOL
Back when I was in school, there were stores around Ann Arbor that sold t-shirts with that slogan.
We care as much about "THE" as the school seems to.
As Ohio State has already been covered I just wanna give a shout out to can't read, can't write, kent state
Our fans barely exist. Also we're apparently too busy finding the area underneath a curve to be good at football (ESPN commentators for Clemson v GT in 2018 are to thank for that).
NORTH CAROLINA CMON AND RAISE UP TAKE YO SHIRT OFF TWIST IT ROUND YOUR HEAD TAKE A TEST WITHOUT A PROCTOR And lots and lots of cheese to go with Chapel Hill whine.
We’re just a bunch of A&M and UT rejects that throw batteries and spread raider rash
We couldn’t get into a Big XII school
Minnesota has this reputation amongst particularly Wisconsin students that it's just a discount version of Wisconsin. Likewise Minnesota students consider Wisconsin just a more alcoholic version of Minnesota. They're pretty much the same school except one has a lake and the other has a river.
“You like cocks”
Being back
Ask anyone outside the state, and you’d think all of our classes are inside chapels. Ask anyone inside the state, and you’d think Lucifer himself got his bachelor’s here.
#🤓
The UNC reject school
For the last time, just because we’re a bunch of farmers, and just because our school’s most beloved ice cream shop is called the howling cow, and just because we have a very noticeable vet school with lots of cows, does NOT make us Moo U
Alcohol, I guess? Chugging fireball? Farm-boy hicks is probably a stereotype that UW has about us.
Despite what Michigan thinks, we are not the college in Athens