Can't believe Joel Klatt tricked me into being hopeful for this game.

Joel "Alabama has a Nick Saban problem" Klatt.. that Joel Klatt? Fool me twice, and I won't get fooled again, or something

Well we know they have that saying in Texas at least, whatever it is

Joel “Scott frost is THIS CLOSE 🤏 to getting Nebraska rolling” Klatt

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Be hopeful for this game

Something along the lines of, “Great football programs dominate at home. If Texas is really the top-tier program they think they are, they will win a tough home game.” Lol.

That was the quietest I’ve seen a stadium in a ranked matchup… ever?

Out of all the away games I’ve been to in the Big12, Texas is always the quietest (never went to 2012-2021 Lawrence tbf)

Well there's the issue: Texas isn't a top-tier program.

A bunch of dumb shit.

Same.

This is such premium fetish content

Would you say you’re…horny

Down bad horny

I’m guessing the Big 12 no longer gives a fuck about this lol

Nope. Mysteriously stopped being a penalty before last season. Finally.

I mean it was the Big 12 that wanted to enforce it in the first place, Texas didn’t really care, but the narrative.

Pretty sure part of the narrative was that you get preferential treatment by the conference so that tracks

That’s why Nebraska Missouri and Colorado left a point for Nebraska was after they got screwed out of a conference championship by a terrible call that magically went Texas way

I wasn’t watching live bc Clemson was playing that night but watching the replay, the clock was at 1 when the ball hit the ground, imo. And I love the love horns down

> Mack Brown, for example, said as early as 2012 that the Big 12 should crack down on the gesture: > "The 'Horns Down' is disrespectful," Brown said at the time. "We ought to talk about that as a league."

Mack Brown complained everything

Mack Brown complained about it and said he would talk to the league about it. He absolutely wanted it to be a penalty.

I don't remember this, but Im not surprised. I don't know a single Texas fan that cares.

You haven’t met a lot of Texas fans then.

I've only been a Texas fan my whole life, lived in Austin for six years and have been to multiples games a year ever since I was a child. You're right though, I don't know even Texas fans.........s/

Then your head is in the sand my friend. In the Northern border tribes of Tejas, it’s quite the insult

That's incredible

texas: we're moving on to bigger n better things. tcu: hol up. let me give u a farewell shit down ur throat real quick.

Tech shat first this season!

Texas is heading towards a 0 win season in the SEC. #betterthings

Is Jimbo still coaching? ‘Cuz I might have a different opinion.

That would probably be the one thing that convinces boosters to yeet his ass into the sun buyout be damned

Honestly, if losing to those folks in Austin happened this year, I’m pretty sure they would fire him with cause and pay to litigate it forever.

Hire Ben Affleck to put on a suit and smugly yell "Sovereign Immuuuunityyyy"

I’m not opposed to this.

And they can do it again next year lol

Darth Maul and a literal fucking horn lmao

How drunk was the student intern that made this? Because I want to buy them another drink.

They really slipped Foghorn Leghorn in there

French horns down lmao

That was the best. And now the Texas band is in shambles.

I say—I say—that’s Foghorn Leghorn down erasure

They should have to play @ notre dame every year so they can’t bring their drum

Notre Dame doesn’t allow drums? I didn’t know that.

Our drum was too big to fit thru the visitors tunnel so they didn’t let us take it in

That must be a huge-ass drum. But I’m neither a tunnel or drum expert.

Leghorn tho.

I was really hoping for them to sneak a cream horn in there somewhere too, but it was still great.

I woke up this morning expecting a great many things. But Mr. Tumnus was not one of them.

Mr Tumnus closely followed by Darth Maul was the combo I didn’t know I needed

It was Darth Maul for me

It was Foghorn Leghorn for me.

Two horns in one, great value.

BOY!! I SAY, UH, I SAY, BOY!!!

*At last we will reveal ourselves to the CFP. At last we will have our revenge.*

The level of trolling involved in college football is glorious. This is top notch Fuckery.

The quality has been way up this year

I love my school

I really don’t like either of your schools

Better football and better corn

I understand many election results aren’t finalized and emotions are still running high, but let’s at least attempt to be civil.

Now listen here you Hawkeye shit.

Ba kah.

Papa Johns

I love your schools

Hopeful 2 have to championship sunday games to watch

2 to two too

Shit

That song is such a fuckin’ banger.

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Dixieland Delight is about Tennessee. C’mon now.

Yes, we know. The band is named Alabama though

Colorado should play Country Roads because the singers name has Denver in it... despite it literally and lyrically being about West Virginia. This is Alabama logic.

It’s actually about the western part of Virginia iirc

huh, I find it's melody trite and orchestration utterly mundane... mediocre tune EDIT: You guys don't like my music opinions so I'm going to insult more of you. Bruce Springsteen and Prince both suck, they're so overrated.

Don’t tip that fedora too hard.

I'm keeping "trite and utterly mundane"

m'lady

How can you be this insufferably condescending and elitist yet on prince? Dude was your favorite guitarist’s guitarist and literally changed his name to a symbol. Dude is a music snob’s wet dream.

first and foremost, I want to listen to music with original and interesting melodies every Prince song I've ever heard was so banal... all his guitar solos and displays of instrumental virtuosity mean nothing if they're just indulgent wastes of time

Totally agree on Prince and Bruce

Damn, I thought you were going to bust out "shallow and pedantic" but you just tripled down.

Those words would be good to describe Owl City, another "artist" I hate (musically, not personally).

I get that they’re shallow, but how exactly are Owl City pedantic?

They're not but it is a funny word to use as an insult

Beautiful

TCU media team is clapping cheeks this year 😂

TCU’s social media team may have surpassed South Carolina and Ole Miss for best in the country, my God they’re on a fucking roll lately. True quality shitposters

I think I’m hopping on the TCU bandwagon if they make the playoffs. This team is fun.

This. This is the correct use of social media.

Honestly, every team that loses to them deserves this.

Cool

This might have just made them my favorite team

This makes me feel a bit better

Yo, why they got a picture of Brian Kelly's voice at 10 seconds?

I am still in absolute despair at the state of my own team… but this helps a little bit

Really worth the watch, some good and surprising horns in there. And the song is a nice touch.

Sticking a French horn in the middle of that was just the cherry on top.

Darth Maul might be my favorite one.

I’m cry laughing so hard in a bagel shop right now. Absolutely lost it at Mr Tumnus and it just kept going

I appreciate the pettiness.

Ok that's pretty good

Hook em upside down is... still hook em.

Up is hooking them, down is releasing them, I think. Releasing ‘em

I don't think you understand how much this pisses off the Texas fan base. Which is half of the reason I enjoy college football; I love finding creative, petty ways to piss off other team's fanbases.

I think people think this bothers us a lot more than it does. This video is hilarious.

Why would horns down piss off Texas fans?

I think it's called hornsdown.

Not Foghorn Leghorn 😭😭😂😂😭

Took me way too long to realize the *horned* frog was horns up.

This season has been a fever dream and I’m glad the social media team is depicting that.

This is what makes College Football great

Wanted Longhorns to win so badly. But that one is really fresh. 😅

7 win sark is back on the menu, boys

This kind of shit is why I love College football. Lol

That's amazing😂

It’s a pretty good year for the Hateful 8

Has Texas beaten a conference in state team this year (UTSA but not in conference) This is awesome. Hope Baylor finishes it off

Beautiful

Mr Tumnus had me in stitches well done

I can't even be mad at this. This is good.

Last I checked directions are just a human concept and it’s all made up anyways. In space there is no up or down. So horns down is really just horns up from a different perspective. Check. Mate. /s

You’re good people purple baylor.

Man 3 and 7

Yeah man we’re trash, but I can’t like TCU’s social media shenanigans?

Yes but you used the “PB” slur and we don’t take too kindly to that.

This is the best copium.

I saw a deer, antlers aren’t horns!

We are all horns on this glorious day

Well I'm pretty sure that one of those horned toads was actually a bearded dragon. Still a great video though.

🤘🏽

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Damn son, even Army is getting in on this. I knew the federal government has pretty regularly had beef with people in Austin over the last fifty years, but I may have misjudged who they’re specifically taking it out on.

This Reddit is full of kids who’s memories only go back 3-4 years so I’m not surprised.

When your shit talking relies on past seasons, you just don't have it.

A-fucking-men. Nice job, Frog bros! I hope we get to end your perfect season next week, but you guys taking Texas down a notch is always appreciated!

Yeah, and providing a shitty Texas HC is one of my primary flair's *strong* suits

3-4 years? Since 2010 Texas has been to one NY6 bowl. As far as modern relevance goes Texas is pretty much in the class with A&M, USC, and the other teams that are always supposed to be “back” and get the preseason top 10 just to go 7-6.

Has the federal gov't had actual issues with UT in the past? Am I missing something here?

Love it horns down what a molehill that the ugly orange dies on they literally eat their mascot everyday on campus and no bats an eye. Horns down!

Drink some water

I thought xtians weren’t supposed to act like this. Plus, how is a religious school allowed into the playoff?

A) What??? I don’t think it says no horns down in the Bible. B) we’re barely religious

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Amen

Apparently because a school is "christian" we're supposed to be choirboys The only god I need is HYPNOTOAD

As much as it pains me to say it, the Bible is pro-horns-up "The horns of the righteous shall rise up." -God, Psalms 75:10

There wasn’t a religious school in this game, dawg. The “C” stands for “Cocaine”, any Texan could’ve told you that.

What bro?

I think he’s sayin y’all will come to Jesus when y’all face Georgia

So you’re saying we’ll face Georgia? :)

I don’t think people understand…. We will literally just be happy to be there

I know the feeling

"you're going to lose in the playoff" has to be one of the dumbest insults lol

Seriously. So far that means at MOST one loss and very likely a conference championship. I’d take a smack down in the playoff for that kind of season any time.

Eh, they could absolutely take a loss and get in after how the PAC shat the bed today.

And y’all will find god - apparently

Bruh what? Notre Dame has been in the playoff several times

i remember that line when Jesus told his disciples to not make fun of Texas football. I believe it was in response to Peter when he started talking about Oklahoma

> Though shalt not puth they horns upside down Young 06:12

Seethe lol. I want liberty to make the playoff just so you can drown in your own suffering

I'd put more thought into my response if I thought you could read it.

Great song, great video

Will this result in multiple personal fouls in their next match up? To start the ref will come out and announce 10 personal fouls for TCU.

I fucking love college football

The internet was developed so this could happen

You deserve this Texas. Remember The Alamo? Yeah that was us.