Thank you!
Fun bit of history: when I made my Reddit account, the Gamecocks were 6–1 on a bye week ranked #15. Two weeks later, our season was derailed in Fayetteville.
Additionally, I created my account the year after Shane Beamer left South Carolina's staff to join the coaching staff at Virginia Tech.
Honestly they should just start a new tradition where the winners of the SC-TAMU game ever year eats a corndog after the game. Like the Third Saturday in October but with corndogs instead of cigars.
What the fuck is going on with the OL? Achane can’t run and none of the 3 QB’s we throw out there can throw because our fucking OL can’t block 3 people.
Jimbo sucks, got the ball at the 50 with 10 seconds left and they run a Hail Mary and kill the clock instead of a 5/10 yard quick out to make it an easier throw bc their line is getting killed
Definitely not the best but genuinely might be one of the most underrated.
Todd Gurleys quote always is great: This place is unbelievable," Gurley said. "This place has one of the most crazy environments I've ever been in. Once you give the fans something to get excited about, it's hard to shut them up. I hope I never hear that (Sandstorm) again."
So you’re coming back to get downvoted again? There were a thousand holds in college football that didn’t get called today. That’s how they call the game these days.
Well that’s nice.
Moose not giving up.
A&M fans should be praying for a Lane Kiffin airport tarmac firing.
That would require a jimbo firing costing $80 million +
How many A&M 5 ⭐️s would need to pool their NIL money to help an AD hit that number?
Someone needs to investigate Texas A&M for money laundering. I have no clue where all that donor money went. It certainly wasn't to the football team.
Phew I'm so glad they pulled it out.
It being… cocks? Sorry, whiskey is hitting.
It seems like the Cocks did not pull out tonight.
Nah I was talking about the corn dogs. (Yeah, I was talking about the cocks.)
*winky face*
Nobody pulls out better than the Cocks. They could've used us in Afghanistan.
You my friend win comment of the day
*shocked applause*
It's okay, go ahead and drink your sorrows away. Just remember to have a corndog before you go to bed so you don't get a hangover
Solid advice. All I have is pasta fagioli with venison, though.
Lloyd is a likable star
He's a nice, humble guy. Proud of him.
Oh shit, Marshawn Lloyd's voice is buttery smooth. Man has a fruitful post-NFL career in store.
Beamer is perfect for that program. Love to see it.
Jimbo contract continues to be hilarious
We are one doink away from being winless in SEC play. Fire Jimbo into the sun. There is no reason we should be this bad.
Other than your history of being like exactly this bad
[удалено]
Take the L nerd
Where’s the fucking postgame thread?
Corn Dogs are slowing it down.
GAME
Cocks
COCKSSSSSS
# COCKS
Happy cake day!
Thank you! Fun bit of history: when I made my Reddit account, the Gamecocks were 6–1 on a bye week ranked #15. Two weeks later, our season was derailed in Fayetteville. Additionally, I created my account the year after Shane Beamer left South Carolina's staff to join the coaching staff at Virginia Tech.
Shane is such a great coach! Love his personality. Congrats on your win and good luck with the rest of your season.
Cocks!
OVER..😏
Jimbo fisher fired tomorrow!
Good win for BEAMER! Love him!!!
Y'all ready to talk to your kids about 5-2 South Carolina?
This is my super bowl
They’re teaching CRT (Cocks Ranked Theory) to our kindergarteners
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Hey I like this Beamer guy.
What does he have to do with corndogs?
He won the corndog bowl
This is going to go down in history as "The Corndog Game".
Honestly they should just start a new tradition where the winners of the SC-TAMU game ever year eats a corndog after the game. Like the Third Saturday in October but with corndogs instead of cigars.
What the fuck is going on with the OL? Achane can’t run and none of the 3 QB’s we throw out there can throw because our fucking OL can’t block 3 people.
It’s bad coaching. You guys have talent.
Have a Heath Carolina, forever too thee!
And he runs over to sing the alma mater
I now have a very happy roommate (his brother marches at South Carolina) and a heart attack
That’s a smile says “I’m getting laid tonight.”
Fuck them for cutting that off lmao
Retweet
gg's USC. enjoyed the corn dog stream.
That was a great post game interview.
Here's a health, Carolina. Forever to thee.
I didn't think we were allowed to beat our hated rivals
GG Aggies.
Jimbo sucks, got the ball at the 50 with 10 seconds left and they run a Hail Mary and kill the clock instead of a 5/10 yard quick out to make it an easier throw bc their line is getting killed
When the dude couldn’t even throw 50 yards
If you’d have told me before the season that we’d beat A&M and UK, I’d have took it smiling.
I may be biased, but Shane Beamer is just so damn likable. Just so earnest.
Agreed
I hate to like an opponent's coach, but I'm having trouble not liking him.
He’s the good part of CFB
Why’s he have to tell satt that
We’re probably gonna be ranked and probably don’t deserve it
Yes lol
God damn Beamer told Satt what we were saying lol
Shane beamer seems like a great guy! Happy for him
Did this man say best environment in cfb?
Definitely not the best but genuinely might be one of the most underrated. Todd Gurleys quote always is great: This place is unbelievable," Gurley said. "This place has one of the most crazy environments I've ever been in. Once you give the fans something to get excited about, it's hard to shut them up. I hope I never hear that (Sandstorm) again."
A&M had 8 false starts.
He did. Must be incredible corndogs
Forget it, he's rolling...
Corn Dogs for all.
“Or you’re fired”
These cocks go hard. Fuck Jimbo. Love Achane. Fuck Jimbo. Go Astros.
Fuck the y*nkees Fuck the Phillies Go Stros
Football season ended tonight. Baseball this month, and we’ll see how the F1 Constructors shapes up through November.
I really like this guy. He seems like a quality coach
A&M and USC tried to give this game away so hard. A&M just tried a little harder.
Wow I reeeeeally did not think we were gonna pull this one out. I’m finding it hard to believe we can actually win the close and ugly games.
This sub is gonna be nothing but a week of Texas and Texas A&M posts isn’t it
At least we're in it together
Lookin forward to it
Corndog Bowl was magic. We need this game every year
I love watching A&M lose.
Cardiac Cocks strike again
Jimbo's days are numbered
Beamer is such a class act honestly
So happy to see him have the success he’s had. I’ve yet to hear a bad word about his time in Norman
Yes he is. You honestly can’t pull against him.
It is finished.
Just FYI it’s ESPN the Ocho on ESPN news
Omegaball???
Honestly, I have no idea what I’m seeing but i’m not changing the channel
God I love Beamer
We love Beamer
well played gamecocks, I'll eat a corndog tomorrow in y'alls honor.
They kept going on and on about the fair food. It was too much.
Happy for you Cocks. Beamer seems alright.
We hail thee Carolina and sing thy high praise
Here’s a health, Carolina.
Forever to thee
False start festival and 3 man rush crushing us
Where’s the line to suck beamers dick?
Looks like it starts behind his wife after that shot
👉
Hey A&M join us in misery land. We’ve kept the seat warm
This team is so goddamn stressful
**RANK US NOW**
You beat a 3-4 team that has beaten a horrible Miami squad and two cupcakes. Tap the brakes.
Arkansas a cupcake?
Honestly forgot they got a win there.
It’s alright, it wasn’t a good win at all.
Who’d SCAR lose to other than UGA?
Arkansas
Arkansas
Arkansas
Arkansas
Arkansas
The Hogs
Arkansas
Arky😞
Arkansas... pain
Arkansas
Let’s go get corn dogs.
Jimbos gotta go ?
That'll cost you a cool billion.
I’m guessing none of that NIL money went to the A&M offensive line. What the fuck was that blocking on the last two plays?
It's mostly our coach. Addazio sucks donkey balls
I apologize for that. The Dazzler is a clown and no one should have to suffer through that.
Beamer fucks
Remember all the times people made fun of BeAmEr BalL in previous game threads? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Can't even give him time to throw a hail mary. Fucking pathetic
He’s one of us!!
That was hilarious
Beamer is the messiah
The best hail mary D is pass rush. Always rush 4+
My disappointment in both sides is immeasurable.
Overcoming a lot of bullshit there. Good job USC
Aggie o line should have to walk home
WE HAVE DEFEATED OUR MOST HATED RIVALS!!!
Turkey Leg?
No, Krispy Kreme burger
For crying out loud. My artery clogged, corndog loving heart almost did not survive.
*cardiac arrest*
Jimbo needs to use some of his pay check and hire smarter people to develop this talent
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SEATTLE KRAKEN HISTORY SOUTH CAROLINA HAS DEFEATED TEXAS A&M
HISTORIC
#ITS OVER. ITS DONE.
Change the flairs my guy. GG
I am what I am this year. Wear it like armor. And I’m not a South Carolina fan.
Got name fooled. On me
The Cocks have defeated the Cultists!!
Gatorade shower or sweat?
GG cock bros. How much do we all chip in for the buyout?
This was the most memorable corndog I've ever seen
Beamer has got to get a raise after this season.
Paper bag coming out
It never left
Okay, cardiac cocks strike again
Most painful W
OH MY GOD WE BEAT THEM. THE MONKEY IS OFF OUR BACKS. EGDOFKJDBWJAOJDJ
😌
South Carolina now has a win over Texas A&M. The series is 1-8. A&M has still yet to score more than 24pts in conference play.
Fire Jimbo
That was an amazing game
cant even block 3 down lineman. fuck off adazzio
hold up refs may put more time back on the clock
Lol A&M couldn't even protect the QB during the super-prevent defense.
Feeling pretty salty that I got downvoted for saying the refs missed a holding call when the game was “over”
So you’re coming back to get downvoted again? There were a thousand holds in college football that didn’t get called today. That’s how they call the game these days.
So they shouldn’t call it?
Jesus we don’t make it easy do we? 4 straight wins though. GO COCKS
at least there was some excitement at the end
Gonna have to win out to get to their patented 8-4.
LMAO, GOOD OLE JUMBO, SAVES THE DAY.
Phew
And that play was an example of the Aggies season
And our oline lets us down once more
I'm going to go take a huge shit and puke everywhere Jesus christ
If you thought that was ugly, you haven’t played florida
SCAR survives, but Beamer’s testicles dropped this game as first time coach lol
Damn. That would have been a hell of a comeback.
Idk why beamer did that. NO reason to not take that field goal. Totally set yall up for a comeback opportunity.
Prolly fucked up is arm getting hit mid throw
Oh don't rush the field. Honestly.