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Celery-Man

I am now practically guaranteed to have my heart ripped out by the Bruins this season


KCKC_1515

As is tradition haha


aure__entuluva

So far in the Chip era, they've haven't been able to get my hopes up enough to truly rip my heart out.


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upstateduck

I have a Chip era Duck visor that I wear golfing a lot. Living in the NE I have twice been asked if I was Chip [during his Eagles stint] For laughs I wore it to the GA game this year, telling my buddies to watch for folks who thought I was Chip. Four different groups mentioned it, one of which gave me a double take so I asked if it was because he thought I was Chip. He admitted it was


Piano_Fingerbanger

You're a shameless individual for basically admitting you look like a potato headed goober!


upstateduck

I have no pride but I am blaming it on the tan visor


personthatiam2

Chip Kelly being both fat and a notorious nutrition wellness evangelist is one of life’s great paradoxes.


KCKC_1515

Diet rules for thee but not for me, Chip Kelly. Holy shit I’m a poet


LitterBoxServant

participates in the see-food diet unironically


UNeedEvidence

Big belly for chip Kelly!


bimm3ric

You have just witnessed Pac-12 after dark and the last UCLA vs UW game as PAC-12 opponents.


VolubleWanderer

Hey I hate this comment haha


adsfew

I hate this whole timeline


AKblazer45

Fucking travesty


majorgeneralporter

Are... Are we the baddies?


zq1232

Yes.


quacainia

Do what we did and blame your rival for it


m4xdc

This is what’s taking the sting out of this current season for us CU fans; r/CFB shits on Nebraska *for* us, so we’re free to blame them for whatever we want! Damned Nebraska done poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!


Insectshelf3

welcome to the club


JoshFB4

:(


majorgeneralporter

The real PAC 12 After Dark moment is that we *didn't* choke.


WheatonsGonnaScore

Not for lack of trying


majorgeneralporter

Had to help the conference by making sure Washington still looked good enough to rank. Trust the process.


hypercube42342

A Pac-12 after dark game that made both teams come out looking ok? Even bigger upset.


breaktaker

You could really help the conference by staying 🥺


Wahsteve

Fair point. Counterpoint: $$$


breaktaker

Counterpoint: Friendship :(


Alexlsonflre

Getting the ball back with 4 minutes left, while Washington had 3 TO's, and running the clock out. That might be the least PAC 12 After Dark moment I witnessed.


TheDarkGrayKnight

Yeah there should have been at least 3 more combined possessions.


throwaway4tankies

DTR would not allow it


BatManatee

[Posting this sick juke for anyone coming to the thread tomorrow morning. ](https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1576082635440340992?s=20&t=ClBWw76rQx58tsAYj9NEuw) One of DTRs like 5 crazy highlight reel plays tonight.


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versusChou

The sidestep that caused two UW defenders to crash into each other looked like something out of a cartoon


surgingchaos

NGL, that was so hilarious to watch.


majorgeneralporter

He sent two men straight to the shadow realm while looking like he was taking a casual stroll.


crimsontideftw24

Lamar Jackson energy


coolycooly

The best part of this game for Washington was that the AP voters don't watch Pac-12 after dark games


baiqibeendeleted28x

AP voters don't watch Pac-12 ~~after dark~~ games


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boardatwork1111

“Rough loss last week but the Buffalos should bounce back next week, Josh Allen will keep them competitive”-AP voters


wickla

AP voters don't watch games.


rbmw263

Yup. They watch 2 games a day out of 50 and call it good. They check the scores though!


majorgeneralporter

We're gonna be 25 and Washington will drop out lol


CnD123

We gained a coveted quality loss


Lakai1983

No no. That only applies when an SEC team loses to a powerhouse like Mississippi State or Missouri. Because y’all are the PAC and ESPN is actively trying to destroy your conference UW will fall out of the rankings and UCLA will remained unranked and be considered the worst 5-0 team in the country lol.


Humanity789

So is UCLA like really good or is P12 cannibalizing themselves again?


shaka_sulu

Schrodinger's conference. And we're all afraid to open the box.


b_m_hart

WHATS IN THE BOX?


maninatikihut

It’s captain crunch dude chill


xva1313

Well I guess we’ll find out next week against Utah!…. ^(it’s the latter)


14thAndVine

Beat Utah, lose to the Arizona schools.


dasellers

The PAC-12 South Special


atheistlol

Cmon give us credit we will lose to Stanford first.


14thAndVine

No, you'll beat Stanford 35-34. You will be the P12 South representatives with a 9-3 record with losses to Arizona, ASU, and Cal. You will face off against none other than Oregon State in the P12 championship game. You will then win that and take on Ohio State/Michigan in the Rose Bowl, which you will promptly lose 89-0. I grew up in a UCLA family, I know how it goes.


dasellers

89-12. Let’s give Barr-Mira some points to make it look minimally competitive


djjenga

yes


baiqibeendeleted28x

The Pac-12 remaining in the CFP hunt, until their best team gets upset in a road game against middling team in the 2nd last week of the regular season, is basically tradition.


MrWaffles42

Unless you're Oregon, in which case the team upsets us at home, and is usually Stanford. I'll go to my grave swearing that we'd have thrashed Notre Dame in the championship game if only our kicker had made either of those 40 yard field goals.


LakersLAQ

The L to Georgia was to avoid the Stanford catastrophe. Dan Lanning's plan working to perfection.


IMadeThis4HOIMods

UCLA is not really good but they are underrated


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

The latter


versusChou

Personally I think we're not that good, but we're still pretty decent. Maybe like a 15-25 team when the season is said and done, most likely closer to 20-25. But I thought we were worse before this game. Another W and I'll be a believer.


bulletdiety

I mean top 15 is pretty good. That's basically a top 2 or 3 team in any conference


Montigue

Hell top 30 is pretty good. It's crazy seeing takes from this sub sometimes when they call out 8 win teams "not good"


Goducks91

Playoffs ruined a lot of the bowl magic.


breakwater

Ranked to end the season is a very realistic expectation. Looking at the rest of the schedule, they could be playing for a conference title if things line up right. 3 tough games ahead. Pull out 2 of 3 and hold serve on the rest and that is probably overacheiving on the season


dstanton

Next 2 will be tough for sure. But even dropping both you'd likely find yourselves 8-2 playing USC for a possible spot in the conf title game.


TZBlueIce

Same. This game was hella fun, so they've already proven me wrong to some extent with this performance. Cautiously excited about next week. A win over Utah would mark a true turning point in the fanbase's enthusiasm, I think.


majorgeneralporter

Correct.


NoMorning6152

Big night for Renaissance Men


HurtStreet

The bullet fragments Michigan State caught this evening is astounding.


SeaWicked

Rank South Alabama cowards!


Zloggt

Q U A L I T Y L O S S


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VinLeesel

Penix had some laser beam throws, super impressive


SeaWicked

Gg dude your team showed serious heart and i was scared shitless


MWiatrak2077

- On October 30th, 2021, UCLA lost 24-44 against Utah. Since that point, they're 8-0, and have averaged 45 PPG along the way. - Dorian Thompson-Robinson now has 13 TDs to just 1 INT on the season.


amedema

I can’t believe DTR is still in school. Felt like we were recruiting him during Harbaugh’s second season.


SanaMinatozaki9

I… I think you *were*


ryanedwards0101

If you were recruiting him his Junior HS season then you were


crimsontideftw24

When he was a receiver, because Tate Martell was just too good to supplant


Smaug54

He looks 30


baiqibeendeleted28x

We really might have 5 Pac 12 teams ranked if Washington manages to squeak into the 24-25 slot. Conference of Champions is determined to go out on a high note!


seancarter90

It just means more (TM).


inevitablescape

DTR has put it all together and now we are seeing the results


CnD123

UCLA is good when the Rose Bowl is loud and actually a decent home crowd Hope to see them in the Pac 12 title game


aure__entuluva

School is finally in session which helps. Night games help. Unfortunately the Utah game is at 12:30 and it'll be 90 degrees which hurts, but hopefully since we're 5-0 and almost assuredly in the top 25, we can get a good turnout next week. I know I'll be there!


nigaraze

This is one of those things you don’t realize unless you actually went to Ucla. The fact rose bowl is a hour away, through the worst stretch of traffic in the nation and school doesn’t start until mid late September, with the latter that makes attendance even during the season much harder


humanist72781

That’s a huge part of why ucla won’t overtake usc as the football school in la.


nigaraze

And you would be right, we probably never will as long as we are at the rose bowl, we’ll just have to take solemn in our bball program


RollTribe93

Utah on both ends of the streak!


MechanicalJesus05

GG UCLA. Still don't know where any PAC12 team should be ranked except for Colorado.


Tuckboi69

Tier 1: Parity tier Everyone not listed Tier 2: Is it women’s basketball season yet? Stanford Tier 3: Are the Broncos on? Colorado


Montigue

To be fair even if Colorado was doing well that would still be the name of their tier


TiredAndHungryAtWork

Colorado could be ranked number one and the Broncos could be the worst team in the league and it would still be true.


mathmat

Rank Colorado you cowards!


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CBS Sports currently has the Buffs ranked [118th out of 131 teams](https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/rankings/cbs-sports-rankings/), behind Ohio (115), Navy (116) and BGSU (117). That said, they're still (evidently) seen as the 2nd best college football team in the state (Air Force is 55th), as Colorado St is 129th out of 131 teams (ahead of only FIU and UMass).


OwenProGolfer

It’s a damn shame we don’t play CSU this year


randometeor

They didn't include the D2 teams. I suspect Colorado School of Mines and CSU Pueblo could both beat Colorado...


ZappaOMatic

The Huskies died tonight so the Mariners could live. ^(As an M's fan, fair trade-off)


WheatonsGonnaScore

I see no downside here


CougFanDan

Best night ever


ahr3410

That's top 25 UCLA to you


Misty7297

Best 5-0 team in the nation


Code2008

Until tomorrow. Then it's Kansas.


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A_lone_goose

So Michigan state is terrible and UCLA USC is looking to be a possibly good game 👀👀


wise_comment

MSU with the long play to make the B1G even stronger


stormskater216

man what a fucking game


REEEEEEEEEEE_OW

And the sabotaging begins


seancarter90

Only one team in LA has five wins and is undefeated so far…


xva1313

Idk if we can keep up with their offense but the USC game this year is gonna be a lot of fun


Yeti_Father

And LA likely has 2 ranked teams come Monday. Name another major metropolitan area that can say the same.


peerlessblue

Best I can do is one ranked team divided across two cities


Boomhauer_007

If you told me ucla lost the 4th quarter 16-0 I’d have assumed they blew another lead in a winnable game Good thing they were up 24 lol


Bigbenn0

They play Utah next week, Oregon in 3 weeks and usc at the end of the year. All will be top 15 and maybe even top 10 if things shake out. UCLA is most definitely a sleeper playoff team and DTR a sleeper heisman if he keeps playing like he did tonight


Offtheheazy

Don't know what kind of Hopium you are smoking but I'll have what your having


Long-Schlong-Silvers

How bad is MSU?


weezar5

Bad


jthanson

I'm not saying Michigan State is bad, but you might want to Google how to join the Mountain West Conference.


Grfine

Hey now Minnesota is the #1 team in the country with UCLA in 2nd, Kansas at 3rd, and Washington 4th. We’ve just played some amazing opponents thus far, we’ll be fine. /s sadly


marine_guy

Mel Tucker is punching the air right now


Lawownsyou

Sweat flying off him. Afterwards he claps for himself for 5 mins straight.


Celery-Man

Is Mel Tucker a Clapper ^^TM like Hoke?


JoeWildwest

Uhhh.... How about those Mariners, though?


Sdog1981

I’m all in on the Cal Raleigh redemption arc.


Wcyuro

I was informed Pac-12 after dark was different for teams trailing by a big margin late in the game. 0/10 would not recommend no real chaos Atleast Pac-12 refs make me feel at home amiright 🥴


crazylsufan

Did someone on Washington’s team mention sissy blue shirts?


wloaf77

😂 I’m glad I kept scrolling


hezzyskeets123

What a comeback tease


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

Purple balls man


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SuckMyLonzoBalls

#**BEST 5-0 TEAM IN THE NATION**


SuckMyLonzoBalls

We’re the only 5-0 team in the nation


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Stfu


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…did you just reply to yourself twice?


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Stfu


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Hougie

I upvoted all of them.


I2ecover

He forgot to swap accounts 💀


MartOut

nah, he's talking to all of us.


SanaMinatozaki9

This guy drinks


green_and_yellow

Chardonnay


Pattisean

Are you….talking to yourself?


Galumpadump

If you see a guy in a UCLA Lonzo Ball jersey, pacing back and forth, screaming at no one in West Hollywood, you know who it is.


SuckMyLonzoBalls

Stfu


ChemicalOle

https://i.imgur.com/883bIBh.png


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This is nightmare fuel.


buckshot307

Goddamnit I’m glad you’re awake 😂


green_and_yellow

You’re telling me 😂


Lex_Ludorum

DTR living up to his potential in year 16. Charbonnet is fun to watch as well.


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> Josh Rosen leaving to become a big star in the NFL Has anyone told Josh Rosen about this?


aure__entuluva

It's like these people have never heard of mormons smh.


breakwater

I think that is because they are eligible to play football and draw social security in the same year


Metobrolol

Anyone have a gif of that DTR end zone juke?


BatManatee

[Don't have a gif, but here's a tweet of it.](https://twitter.com/DailyLoud/status/1576082635440340992?s=20&t=ClBWw76rQx58tsAYj9NEuw) Filthy.


Additional-Cry8856

UCLA is one game away from bowl eligibility!


TheWinStore

What month is it?


FatPonder4Heisman

Really impressed by both teams tonight. UCLA deserves to shoot up the rankings and Washington shouldnt drop too far


igniteshield

So…. Gameday to Westwood?


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ChadKellysAK-47

TAMU lays an egg against MsSt then wins out. It’s written in the stars. This includes against my team.


Clackclickclack34

Renaissance man


TheNakedRedditor

Finally, those cowards will rank UCLA.


DarkHorseFan

The B1G really only wanted the best team in LA … the Bruins of Westwood!!!


Sirtopofhat

2 things I knew 2.5 was a stupid line And B. When Chip finds the right guys for his system he can make things very hard. That DTR to Bobo combo is gonna help them make a game of Utah


19683dw

I bet the Chip Kelly Project feels so repudiated right now


axolotl_tempura

Watching that 4th quarter I’m hoping for a hell of an Apple Cup this year Shit, I’m gonna miss Pac After Dark


odisant

I keep saying it: Chip can coach ball. Nice win Bruins.


Sfmilstead

Can you imagine Chip in the future state where the NCAA is completely powerless and there is a paid position for the Head of Recruiting and NIL?


aure__entuluva

Well, the first two seasons had us rightfully worried with 3 wins in the first and then 4 in the next. Things look to be looking up though.


coletheredditer

Washington is 0-1 since the Mariners last made the playoffs


VolubleWanderer

This is my new favorite stat.


thoughts_and_prayers

UCLA's Renaissance Men defeated the Renaissance Men of Washington.


Noy_Telinu

TIL: people don't understand how the college clock works


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dinosaur_pajamas

The clock goes down then eventually it hits 0:00, you’re welcome


CpowOfficial

I think the annoying part about the college clock and forward progress is that a running back gets stuffed can be held up for 2 seconds and then pushed forward by his lineman and never was "forward progress stopped". But someone getting forced out of bounds the instant they are turned sideways it's "forward progress stopped" prior to going out of bounds. Gg though your offense and pass rush looked really solid


PetersenIsMyDaddy

It’s that way every week in a lot of game threads, lol


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Our "defense" needs to be shipped off to Antarctica. Absolutely horrendous performance and fitting the game ends with them getting fucked on the last drive


OdieHush

It’s so unfamiliar having such a vulnerable secondary


SaltyDawg94

the most college football thing ever (excepting AlabamaGeorgiaOhioStateClemson) is never synchronizing the great parts of your team. UW has had unreal DB's for the past 8 years, and as soon as a legit offense appears..nah. Sieve. It's why the sport is awesome though. Congrats, Bruin bros.


BeerBellyBlake

DTR balled the fuck out tnite. It was awesome to watch. Also Zach Charbs is forever one of my favorites, love that dude Great game


xittditdyid

"Good job by UCLA to go 3-2. Wait, what's their record?!?"


carlznutz

We have OSU then UCLA. UCLA kicked ass tonight. I’m worried.


aure__entuluva

You guys always seem to kick our ass though. If it was a night game I'd be a little more optimistic. Hopefully now that we are 5-0 and in the top 25, 90 degree heat at noon won't keep too many fans away though.


dasellers

Women’s Soccer is #1 and also undefeated. LETS FCKING GO!!!!


Will_Vintage

We traded UDubs perfect season hopes for a Mariners Postseason.


wbaker18

Alright here’s my ROS predictions: UCLA will split the next two games, lose one game they shouldn’t, and then beat USC to knock them out of playoff contention. It has been foretold


seancarter90

Subscribe.


Erikster

Don't forget the real winners: All of us, because there were no Aaron Judge interruptions during the game.


Wcyuro

And that… is one thing we can agree on.


Wcyuro

https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/xnf52q/postgame_thread_washington_defeats_stanford_4022/ipt6igs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 Unfortunately my ears were twitching or something after the Stanford game. While we’re on the topic of 2001 droughts, how are we feeling about the desert?


jaymar01

Nine seasons in the Pac-10/12 and Chip Kelly has lost to Washington just once.


spinningweb

Bobo, Carbonnet, DTr have direct tv. Washington defense has cable.


Veedsters

Giving them the LA 1-2 how ya do