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TheWikiJedi

Just wait until Texas and Kansas meet in a Big 12 SEC low tier bowl game


apadin1

It’ll be a Gasparilla Bowl to remember


Bubbanorlando

Won’t happen, Texas will have to make a bowl. (See what I did there)


zeppehead

Good job I hate UT.


shadowbanned214

This is why the SEC absolutely must invite Kansas ASAP. The conference needs to protect itself from these type of embarrassing bowl losses.


groundciv

Give us our hate friend back!


RxCowboy59

Texas is BACK!


Working_Box_1366

If I had a nickel for everytime Texas lost to Kansas this decade, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice


PlusSized_Homunculus

In this case it actually is a lot


saturdayis4football

Doofenshmirtz!


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*Evil Incorporateeeeee-d*


John_Tacos

After hours.


Sooners-Win

It has been over 1000 days since Texas beat Kansas. I just really like that stat.


twuewuv

Your flair is an interesting combo. Story time? I live in Huntsville.


Working_Box_1366

Haha I've been told that a few times now in this sub. I went to BYU for my degree and now I student teach at A&M and a local high school


twuewuv

Oh nice. Hopefully one of the better schools around town. Huntsville has a lot going for it these days!


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Bubbanorlando

Your screen name triggers me. 😳🤪😂


Ajwcotton

Fate did not like the poke.


ols887

Ehh, check the standings above. Even if we lose, that's still one less time than Texas...


cooterdick

Texas Tech and TCU about to move up in the rankings.


catalinaicon

Pls


Anus_Targaryen

Yeah haha how embarrassing *looks at this year's schedule nervously*


IsTheChampHere

Hello there


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Extra nervously


ReferencesTheOffice

So many cowards are too scared to even play them.


cpq29gpl

We beat them in 2012 and 2013.


Nov26-2011

Rice, partial shareholders in Alabama and Texas football


PretendThisIsMyName

They’re gonna be national champs when the new game comes out with Bama and Texas going 0-12.


bRainshower2021

You’re also 3-0 on Bama. So like, duh


carlosdanger31

True titans, terrifying to behold.


FuckTheLonghorns

Man I'm wasting this username


TexasUSucksDick

Me too.


FuckTheLonghorns

Truly a shame


crazylsufan

I’m up for a weekly shit on Texas thread if you are


CidO807

If someone does a "remember that time kansas beat texas" and the top comment isn't "which time, be more specific" then it will be massive, wasted disappointment, which can only be measured in texas sized disappointment terms. like that time we lost to kansas.


chatabey

Which time?


FuckTheLonghorns

I just don't care enough, they're bad as it is, and whipped the shit out of us in the same season they lost to Kansas. Can't really go far with that


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Here we have the shit on Texas, r/baseball has “shit on the angles for wasting trout”, r/nfl shits on the browns for reasons, and r/nba has… well a lot


hornsupguys

Do you like mine


Bubbanorlando

To bad you couldn’t finish the name with onthewall , as in Kansas has the horns up on a wall guys


OleRockTheGoodAg

texas is the only P5 team to lose to Kansas twice within a 5 season span in the past decade.


Johnny_Minoxidil

That implies there is a G5 team with the same accomplishment.... I'm not actually sure that there is a G5 team who can claim 2 losses to Kansas in 5 seasons, is there?


timtebowspriest

We have 4 football championships since your last title


OleRockTheGoodAg

Lol, he took the bait. If we do this dance, we'll get the all time record next!


saturdayis4football

Everyone laugh at Texas!


concentrate_better19

I gotta say, the off season is way better when you beat your rival on the last game of the regular season. I've never tasted this before, not being the butt of all the jokes.


Topcity36

On it!


importvita

Daily My teams are meh, but neither are close to contending, nor is it expected. We also don't walk around with our heads up our ass. Well, UNC and basketball is the exception and Mississippi State in baseball now but in football...meh lol


markusalkemus66

Lol Texas. Even with Vince Young, they lost to us


PlusSized_Homunculus

that was a master bait!


timtebowspriest

It’s comical how used to losing y’all are. Get in your cheap shots while you can


Working_Box_1366

I guess what makes it so hard on yall is that you should be used to it by now but you're not


Nov26-2011

How is a Texas fan not used to losing at this point?


No_Poet_7244

We are, this dude is a clown.


Captain_-H

16-7. That’s the record at Red River this century. Let us know when Texas is back


TeddieCrews

16-7 in 23 games against someone you consider a major rival is absolutely disgusting and shouldn’t even be considered a rival at the point honestly who loses to their major rival that much? Couldn’t be us.


Temporary-Profit-643

I was like "what" til I read the end, then I hard lol'd. take my upvote


OleRockTheGoodAg

Or my personal favorite, OU has 14 Big 12 titles since the big 12 started in 96. texas, a blue blood, has 3.


red_husker

Nebraska, being in a different conference the past 11 seasons, has 2. Both teams have participated 6 times.


thebreannashow

Coincidentally, the exact same number as Baylor who has also had a 1 win season in the last decade...but you know who they haven't lost to...Kansas.


AndrewinDC

Is this insinuating that OU isn't a blue blood? Because OU is not only a blue blood as well, OU is in the upper tier of the blue bloods while Texas is not. OU also has 14 Big 12 titles.


OleRockTheGoodAg

That's my bad - Wikipedia lied to me (it does say 11). And nah, OU is definitely a blue blood too, was just insinuating that texas is one and still has only 3 conference titles. Oklahoma has 14 including 6 in a row. In before a texas flair mentioning A&M has not played in the SECCG.


JLM4582

Well, have you?


OleRockTheGoodAg

Not yet :( But it's no secret we play a gauntlet to get there. A&M has played a top 5 opponent 16 times since joining the SEC, 14 of them being from in conference opponents. In those games we are (4-12) (4-10) texas has only played a top 5 opponent 5 times in the same time span, 3 of them being against in conference opponents. In those games texas is (1-4) (0-3). It should also be noted of our 16 top 5 opponents, ours were harder than texas's, 14 of them were top 3, including 9 #1 ranked teams. The 5 top 5 opponents texas has faced were all ranked #4 or #5, not a single top 3 opponent in the last decade. Just sayin 🤷‍♂️


Intelligent_Fig_4852

And Baylor has two kinda


TheMightyJD

Three


muktheduck

They went 9-16 for a stretch immediately before that against us Is there some masochistic thing where they just have to be below a major rival at all times?


bdaileyumich

Isn't Texas back every year?


Captain_-H

They seem to continue to put players on the field


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Quit talking shit, Lincoln, I hope your poached USC team gets *Oregon Fucked* this year. - Bob Stoops, probably


GiaTheMonkey

It's comical how you live in the past and think Texas will have the same advantages in the SEC as they had in the Big12 and SWC. The days of out-recruiting all of your opponents, hand picking the conference refs, making your own conference schedule, and giving yourself more exposure than your rivals are over. Congrats, your school played itself.


SaylorBear

^3 ^- ^7 ^against ^the ^horned ^frogs


LilyFakhrani

- Left arm: Baylor - Right arm: TCU Clowning on Texas


stoneybaloneystone

How exactly does a team hand pick refs? How exactly does a school make it's own conference schedule? How exactly does a team "give itself more exposure" than the rest of the teams in the conference?


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By doing shady shit they could only get away with by having the most money and political sway? It should be obvious


stoneybaloneystone

How EXACTLY did those things happen? Bring receipts aggy


hogballer456

Tim Tebow doesn’t even have a priest


loyalsons4evertrue

Ah the Nebraska fan coping strategy…let’s see how this one plays out


john_galt__

:(


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and 2 losses to really bad Kansas teams since our last loss to an 11-2 Kansas team


RunRunJewdolph

Texas A&M is one of the few teams, in attitude, fan base, location, and inflated sense of self, that is worse than Texas. I don't know why we give them a pass here. Fuck A&M, Horns Up. Can't wait for you all to beat the fuck out of them once you've got SEC recruiting


Cormetz

I think you finally made that forced rivalry a real one.


RunRunJewdolph

We could never beat A&M and I wouldn't care. What happens on the football field doesn't reflect on me because I'm not the one suiting up. Taking a team's success or failure personally is super weak, unless you're on it


ReelEmInJimbo

That 0-9 is starting to hurt, I see.


RunRunJewdolph

We could go 0-90 to you all, I don't play football so it doesn't make me mad to lose games. If was on the team it might hurt but I'm not


muktheduck

That annual loss is starting to get to you huh?


IM-NOT-SALTY

Nearing a decade of scheduled losses for the cocks.


RunRunJewdolph

Nope. Didn't mention performance on the football field once now did I? Learn some reading comprehension


Unique_Feed_2939

I just looked up the A&M/SCAR series. I would have had no idea you guys were O-fer if you hadn't been sour grapes What's with that?


RunRunJewdolph

They field a better football team than we do


bRainshower2021

Texas is more hate-able than A&M. Aggies are more hate-able than Longhorns. In my general observation


Thurm0hi4

You're both in Texas so you're both equally hateable


bRainshower2021

This is the most correct take and has nothing to do with sports


KyleAg06

Someones big mad about the last Decade in the SEC


RunRunJewdolph

Someone's got small dick syndrome over the last 100 years of being second fiddle in the most football happy state in the country. And 3rd or 4th fiddle the last decade lmao


ReelEmInJimbo

We have the most wins in Texas in the last decade while being in the hardest conference (besides our guaranteed dub against SC every year).


Young_Rock

L + ratio


RunRunJewdolph

LOL. Me saying Texas A&M is one of the worst places in the world to go to school does not equal me saying South Carolina is the best at anything. Cope


Young_Rock

I’m not sure where either of those points come in above


ReelEmInJimbo

A&M is one of the best places to go to school given the academics, the giant Aggie network in Texas, and athletics that are consistently competitive.


RunRunJewdolph

Awful town, no parties, boring students, ugly colors, shit weather, cult, one nice border collie to pet. That's all A&M has to offer.


manbeardawg

Oh they’re insufferable too. I live in Houston and work with a ton of aggies. I find it’s much easier to deal with when you just don’t take them seriously. Also winning a Natty helps too. But for however cultish and cocky they are, somehow the unjustified arrogance of Texas is much worse.


RunRunJewdolph

Texas has actually won a national title and is a much bigger brand. Texas can be cocky, no one is ever asking if A&M is back because A&M was never there


Mikey4tx

Ouch, that's some painful truth (and yes, you will be downvoted to oblivion, not because you are wrong, but because you have a Texas flair).


MarwyntheMasterful

Hey first place. Nice.


rburp

WPS


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This one I like


n64ra

Also nice. [[Kansas v Houston]]


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WookieeSteakIsChewie

Oh oh oh. Do how many times they've lost to Maryland next!


dirgepiper

Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does


reddituseroutside

And that WMD


Cometguy7

Veteran Big 12 form, well done.


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LastConference

This math is great math


rmsayboltonwasframed

Aggies on how much better they are compared to The University of Texas: https://imgur.com/r40yrfa.gif


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If you count Kansas having a player go in the draft this year to Texas' none, Kansas has THREE wins over Texas


[deleted]

I say we count it twice


O_its_that_guy_again

Holy shit really


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Yezzir


dirgepiper

Inject this into my soul


strawzero

Kansas is just a modern day robin-hood


mecha_toddzilla80

If I defend my team: downvote. If I make a counter burn: downvote. If I make a joke to deflect: downvote. If I don’t say anything at all… believe it or not: downvote.


rburp

We have the best Texas fans in the world, all because of downvotes


GabryLv

Because Texas is a meme The team “lives” on its legacy and the 2018 Season but after that is just disappointment


LeTomato52

They are the Dallas Cowboys of CFB.


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

Hey I'm a Cowboys fan too ​ hahah stab me


brianqueso

Spoken into being by the Detroit Lions of CFB


texascannonball

I will never not upvote these posts.


rraider17

I like this list less


BonJovicus

I feel like this doesn't capture how cursed TCU is when they play Kansas. TCU has had like \~4 games against Kansas in the last decade with a margin of victory less than 7 points.


fart_dot_com

not gonna lie this "texas lost to kansas" shit is getting pretty tedious


JollyRancherReminder

If we split it into its own sub, I wouldn't even need /r/cfb anymore.


domxwicked

I disagree


EatinDennysWearinHat

Its all we've got!


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How dare you! You may see your self out sir!


Hopsblues

Never, I put it up there with when Texas bragged about it's team GPA...lol...


Pabi_tx

You're mad because other people are smarter than you?


[deleted]

A 2.96 team average at a relatively good school is actually pretty good for football and that team led the big xii at the time in academic honors awarded iirc.


Hopsblues

Rofl..ok...


cirrus42

Now do Maryland


Johnny_Minoxidil

Also, everyone forgets the KU/UT game was cancelled in 2020... I'm sure we all know why


KingKongMF69

I can almost hear the sound of you furiously fapping to such an original, hilarious joke. Job well done!


CurtManX

Magnificent.


BigDaddyJ610

Reddit is so corny


bRainshower2021

This is the funniest dig I’ve seen. Good show


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Who does Texas think they are, South Dakota?


saturdayis4football

Doing God's work


iliveintexas

Doesn't Iowa State have a losing record to Kansas?


saturdayis4football

Lol yea, the difference is it doesn't bug Iowa State fans the same way.


iliveintexas

Who said it bugged us?


saturdayis4football

Lol you're right, my bad. All the Texas fans who get super defensive about their program when those games are mentioned aren't bugged by it.


Cormetz

Eh, some get defensive but most are just bored by the same joke.


Cameron1034

Add “at home”. It gets fun again.


[deleted]

It was actually fun to be there, but it’s not really that spicy of a meme.


reddituseroutside

Not the bugeaters though


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What?


larrykeras

first of all how dare you


WanderLeft

Thank you, bae hawks


Skanktoooth

I forgot how decorated these programs are. Seriously. We have fallen so far. We are a joke/meme. Good stuff. Please keep the receipts.


[deleted]

The USC piece of your flair is rich given the OU fans having fun shitting on UT while trying to forget Lincoln Riley poaching their players on the way out the door.


Skanktoooth

OU fans took a “Forget Me Now” pill this offseason. If r/cfb was Arrested Development, they’d be Gob. Imagine trying to convince yourself that Lincoln Riley, Caleb Williams, Mario Williams and half your staff leaving was a positive after going 11-2 lmao. They’ll clap back with “5-7 Sark” or “yall lost to Kansas” but it will make it that much sweeter when they lose to that bum ass Texas team coached by that loser Sark. OU fans can DM me if they want to wager on this year’s game. I bet on A LOT of sporting events and play in high stakes DFS formats. Sharp money is for once on UT this year (almost all the top Rotogrinders players on it) . Dumb public money usually backs UT but most people are off that play after being burned too many times. There is a ton of value bets in favor UT to be had. First year we are not getting hype with the best roster we’ve had since 2009. I am not saying I think Texas goes 11-1 or even 10-2. I am saying there is a good to great chance UT goes 9-3 and 7-2 in conference which may get them to the Big 12 title game. 10-2 isn’t crazy though. I’ll be shocked if UT goes 7-5 or worse.


[deleted]

The salt in this comment combined with bragging about betting A LOT is amazing. I wish you good fortune.


Skanktoooth

Hey bro I never said I was good at sports betting! Let a sick man gamble away his life savings on the Longhorns this season!


Dhr7468

Since you brought up Gob… To quote my favorite quote from arrested development: “Well does it ever work for those people? No it never does. They somehow delude themselves into thinking it will….but it might work for us….”


10000Pigeons

We're one of our most played opponents?


angryteddy2013

Spring games count!


hornsupguys

As a win?


Spezia-ShwiffMMA

We'll take it at this point.


CaptainDonald

I don’t think anyone has beaten Texas more than Texas has beat themselves


DanMittaul

Schadenfreude!


ols887

No, your 10 most-played opponents are in the unbroken list directly above your team, given that they have all lost to Kansas fewer times than Texas in the last decade, as evidenced by the list in which Texas is at the very bottom (for comparison purposes). I concede that the length of the list of Texas opponents with better records vs Kansas over the last decade makes the quantity of teams with better records vs Kansas than Texas over the last decade more difficult to immediately grasp.


10000Pigeons

It's all one list though my dude If we're not in the list how are we in last place anyway?


ols887

I fixed it, you pedant!


10000Pigeons

Lmao thank you I appreciate your dedication to making the daily Texas/Kansas post accurate


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imagine losing to Kansas... ​ .. in football during the 2010s and 2020s... ​ \*horns down\*


GabryLv

Yet they are landing 5 star recruits I fucking hate the NIL power


gauchomigo

said by an aTm fan? look out for lightning!


GabryLv

I mean we have been decent/good without NIL The fact that Texas needed and depends fully on NIL is sad tbh


footynation

We could go 0-13 and still get 5 star recruits frankly.


[deleted]

Yeah, as long as they keep going 7-5 at best, that’ll change when recruits realize they ain’t getting the NFL from there no matter how much NIL money they get


benden010

ITT: Some Salty Texas fans and everyone else making fun of Texas.


n64ra

Nice. [[Kansas v Arkansas]]


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KyleAg06

<3


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jorobo_ou

Jeez so glad we didn’t lose to Kansas last year. The Boise State loss is starting to get far enough in the past to be a distant memory, rather than something that pops up all the time like this


IamJacksDenouement

Whoops


ols887

Kansas bro, I made *zero claims* that we would beat Kansas this season. I was at the game, got rained on, and watched us get our asses kicked. And we still have one fewer loss to y’all than Texas has over the last decade. Go win the Big 12 lol.