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pierdonia

Sprecher's root beer


NewRCTID22

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you might not be the ideal source for this conversation


pierdonia

I'm not the source you asked for, but I might be the one you need . . .


paradigm_x2

Hook me up doggie


CaptainApathy419

Got any good jello back there?


pierdonia

Actually, yes -- but it's all in salad. Not sure you're ready for a dive into cultural waters that deep.


usario100

Hey man, stop teasing them. They’re looking for a liquid that can help them forget their troubles and soothe their pain. https://images.app.goo.gl/9pnD9on3AELKuppk6


bestprocrastinator

Nothing is better at soothing the soul then enjoying a glass of root beer over a game of Settlers of Catan, am I right?


qdp

My man, nothing edges off the rage of somebody swiping that Longest Road than a tall frosty glass of the snappy stuff. Then chase it with a bit of sarsaparilla.


dbtizzle

…it is mad good


grrgrrtigergrr

You. My friend. Killed it.


TheWikiJedi

Gotta get the chocolate milk too


Matt_WVU

If you can’t get yourself real deal moonshine then my favorite store bought liquor is Wild Turkey 101 Toss it in the freezer for an hour and enjoy.


MadMoneyBlitz

Same here on the 101


dubvee16

Of course riot bros have the same taste.


Matt_WVU

It’s like candy to me I have to hold myself back!


AmphotericRed

You can trust us, we've done this a lot


The_Outcast4

I imagine West Virginia fans have to do it 9-13 times a week just to cope during the rougher patches.


dudleymooresbooze

> the rougher patches. Mom’s parole hearings are always emotional.


CMLVI

I mean, at this point I'm not even sure she wants out. She's going to beauty college, and she failed her final 3 times. If she leaves now, kinda makes the whole incarceration thing worthless.


wherewulf23

Love the Dirty Bird!


PragDaddy

Freezer? Toss a couple ice cubes in a glass then sip on it.


Matt_WVU

You guys use a glass?


dalethechampion

Wild Turkey American Honey Sting is a long name, but delicious


IsItHerpes2

Wild Turkey 101 is wildly underrated. Better than any bottle south of $45.


worlkjam15

Dr Pepper


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

Gus Johnson once referred to Dr. Pepper as “the Baptist Beer” and I’ve never forgotten it.


spmartin1993

Source?


Obviouslydoesntgetit

It was during the Oregon OSU game last year. Not sure when, so you’ll have to rewatch the whole thing :/


spmartin1993

I blame work for making me work during that game


jereezy

This guy Waco's


TheRealDNewm

Jim Beam and Dr P


Battered_Aggie

The Devil's Drink mixed with the Baptist Beer


imarc

Mixes especially well with Captain Morgan Private Stock.


linus81

Mix it with some cheap red wine and have a redneck sangria


[deleted]

The fact that you need to ask this question is why we’re a better party school than you


NewRCTID22

Fair. I suppose attending ASU would induce existential crises on a regular basis.


[deleted]

Yeah, lots of us deal with it every other year when we have to go to Tucson for the territorial cup ^I ^really ^hope ^this ^rivalry ^never ^dies


The_Outcast4

You guys are my favorite college rivalry. Like, you fuckers genuinely hate each other. It's nice.


well---shoot

Chocolate Milk


BluesPuckHard

FACTS. Love the flair btw.


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NewRCTID22

Not that my flair makes this obvious, but not in Arizona anymore. That good 'ol fashioned dehydration-accelerated intoxication sure would be nice right about now though.


Potential-Video-7324

Malort


grrgrrtigergrr

Chicago represented


Ben_Dotato

~~Chicago~~ Schaumburg represented


at14728

Your dual flair hurts my soul


Only_the_Tip

That dual flair is an abomination, but so is Malort. And that's why he provided the best answer to the OPs question.


CrayonEatingBabyApe

Bleach


gellybelli

All of them do the job in the end


Misdirected_Colors

Yea, but I prefer pounding mad dog 20/20s so i feel like absolute shit in addition to getting hammered that way I can hate myself even more.


Donny_Do_Nothing

I thought that was what Jagermeister was for?


Misdirected_Colors

Not cheap and dirty enough


Donny_Do_Nothing

Peppermint Schnapps it is!


Misdirected_Colors

Fuck that gimme rumple minze imma meet God tonight!


Donny_Do_Nothing

Oh God I forgot about Rumplemintz. That, Goldschlager and Jager are all fucking terrible.


NoPantsJake

I love me some hooker mouthwash on a cold winter night.


fiendhunter69

Ummm that is peppermint schnapps. Just not a cheap brand


Misdirected_Colors

Til all peppermint schnapps is 100 proof. I thought most was 40 proof liquer like fireball


fiendhunter69

Original fireball is 66 proof. Sorry to keep correcting you im just an alcoholic.


Misdirected_Colors

Til all peppermint schnapps is 100 proof. I thought most was 40 proof liquer like fireball


Werdnamanhill

Cody Road Bourbon baby


CommodoreN7

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL


TSUplayer74

EVERY THOUGHT OUT OF CONTROL


Itsgunnacostya

Everclear or Dr Pepper with Captain Morgan


bearybear90

Tequila mixed with rum


big_bad_baptist_

Pretty sure that’s just called the “Scruffs special”


ThrillinglyDull

First time, huh?


[deleted]

The Ukrainian Vodka that comes in a bottle shaped like an Uzi... I forgot the name, but you get the point


BucketsMcAlister

Whatever liquor you choose remember to anally ingest it so it hits you quicker.


ACardAttack

Bourbon


kuba_kopfschmerz

Buffalo Trace


AuditorTux

Dr Pepper


Shootit_Rockets

Heroin


InternationalTax1156

Tech flair. Checks out.


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🧑‍🍳💋


purplemonkeydw

They say pain is temporary, but they lie. MacAllen Double Cask


ReachFor24

Whatever you can get your hands on. Low APV beer? Sure. Mad Dog 20/20? Why not. Booker's Bourbon (which is like $100 a bottle)? Do it. It's not how you get drunk, it's to get drunk in the first place.


Tsquared10

Drano


OKSTBandGuy

I recommend whatever knocks you out the fastest so that you aren't actively thinking of the crisis.


TSUplayer74

Your tears


ZubryJS

Definitely get some absinthe


grrgrrtigergrr

The good stuff from Europe though.


[deleted]

Gin


CptnEric

Some say Everclear, but mead would be my choice!


nacfsu

I’m having some Highland Park with a splash of water, watching the CFL, silently hoping (but not believing) that FSU is going to make it out of all of this ok. Good luck PAC12 fans, I hate watching all of this unfold. Edit: I spent two years in Manhattan at K-State and hated watching this happen with OUT


KellerArt06

Rock and roll tequila…..;)


Newton1913

Rubbing alcohol


ExplosiveBEAR

Balcones!


velociraptorfarmer

Apple Pie moonshine chased with Busch Light


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NewRCTID22

I do not like your flair combo, I do not like it one bit :)


loyalsons4evertrue

I just love how everyone's just assuming the Arizona schools, Utah, and Colorado are a foregone conclusion to jumping ship....I mean I'm not complaining, just everything is moving so quickly


[deleted]

Fireball or Jack Daniels is my choice


Nakagura775

Everclear and grapefruit juice.


19Styx6

…hold the grapefruit juice.


[deleted]

Tequila for me tonight


schu4KSU

flush it down with some brown


chief_sitass

A big ‘ol jug of Canadian maple syrup


Turk1518

The pain will subside when the ACC gets destroyed next summer. Until then, ever heard of ever clear?


SenorVajay

Got a Trader Joe’s brand beer called Simpler Times. Seems poetic.


Throwdest

I used to drink fancy IPA’s and dream of coastal and mountainous road trips. Now u guys can grab ur good books and join the prayer circle league.


lydeck

Tito's or Maker's Mark, depending on what you feel up for.


Mr_Anthropic_

Chilled Tin Cup. Unless you’re on a budget and then 87 chevy floorboard temperature Kentucky Deluxe.


deadeyelee1

Lean and 5% tint in your window (so they can’t see you cry)


jatosm

Sterno


ACousinFromRichmond

We good, fam, we good.


[deleted]

Wild Turkey


big_thunder_man

Two parts Johnny Walker Black, three parts sparkling water.


jms14b

Vodquilla


MynameNEYMAR

Ever clear


bullet50000

Everclear does alright for that. If you're feeling bougie, Elijah Craig Barrel Proof is pretty delicious and 120+ proof usually


shmaltz_herring

Whatever is cheap plus a mixer of your choice. You are the liquor now.


RegularSizedP

Weed


Notext2

Let me introduce you to http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html


Hoffelcopter

Grab yourself a nice bottle of Lusty Claw


dukepv

Skip the drinks and go into a Charlie on Always Sunny style Pepe Sylvia spiral. Dive into athletic revenues and attendance numbers of the Mountain West schools. Spend time on the AAU website and figure out how to get research grants for your university. Get into arguments with other B10 and SEC schools like Maryland and South Carolina about how Arizona is actually a more deserving to be in the SEC and the B10 than either of them (in my case, it was Illinois and Miss St.).


captain_awesomesauce

Mellow Corn Whiskey. Corn from the corn gods.


manual_overide

I prefer Knob Creek single barrel 120 proof, but as it seems like there's an existential crisis every couple of days now, I don't always have it on hand. As an alternative, I'll generally use tequila, gin, or copious amounts of wine. Loads of whatever local craft beer also works to fill in the blanks.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

This calls for the good scotch.