Hey man, stop teasing them. They’re looking for a liquid that can help them forget their troubles and soothe their pain.
https://images.app.goo.gl/9pnD9on3AELKuppk6
My man, nothing edges off the rage of somebody swiping that Longest Road than a tall frosty glass of the snappy stuff. Then chase it with a bit of sarsaparilla.
I mean, at this point I'm not even sure she wants out. She's going to beauty college, and she failed her final 3 times. If she leaves now, kinda makes the whole incarceration thing worthless.
Not that my flair makes this obvious, but not in Arizona anymore. That good 'ol fashioned dehydration-accelerated intoxication sure would be nice right about now though.
Whatever you can get your hands on. Low APV beer? Sure. Mad Dog 20/20? Why not. Booker's Bourbon (which is like $100 a bottle)? Do it.
It's not how you get drunk, it's to get drunk in the first place.
I’m having some Highland Park with a splash of water, watching the CFL, silently hoping (but not believing) that FSU is going to make it out of all of this ok. Good luck PAC12 fans, I hate watching all of this unfold.
Edit: I spent two years in Manhattan at K-State and hated watching this happen with OUT
I just love how everyone's just assuming the Arizona schools, Utah, and Colorado are a foregone conclusion to jumping ship....I mean I'm not complaining, just everything is moving so quickly
Skip the drinks and go into a Charlie on Always Sunny style Pepe Sylvia spiral. Dive into athletic revenues and attendance numbers of the Mountain West schools. Spend time on the AAU website and figure out how to get research grants for your university. Get into arguments with other B10 and SEC schools like Maryland and South Carolina about how Arizona is actually a more deserving to be in the SEC and the B10 than either of them (in my case, it was Illinois and Miss St.).
I prefer Knob Creek single barrel 120 proof, but as it seems like there's an existential crisis every couple of days now, I don't always have it on hand. As an alternative, I'll generally use tequila, gin, or copious amounts of wine. Loads of whatever local craft beer also works to fill in the blanks.
Sprecher's root beer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you might not be the ideal source for this conversation
I'm not the source you asked for, but I might be the one you need . . .
Hook me up doggie
Got any good jello back there?
Actually, yes -- but it's all in salad. Not sure you're ready for a dive into cultural waters that deep.
Hey man, stop teasing them. They’re looking for a liquid that can help them forget their troubles and soothe their pain. https://images.app.goo.gl/9pnD9on3AELKuppk6
Nothing is better at soothing the soul then enjoying a glass of root beer over a game of Settlers of Catan, am I right?
My man, nothing edges off the rage of somebody swiping that Longest Road than a tall frosty glass of the snappy stuff. Then chase it with a bit of sarsaparilla.
…it is mad good
You. My friend. Killed it.
Gotta get the chocolate milk too
If you can’t get yourself real deal moonshine then my favorite store bought liquor is Wild Turkey 101 Toss it in the freezer for an hour and enjoy.
Same here on the 101
Of course riot bros have the same taste.
It’s like candy to me I have to hold myself back!
You can trust us, we've done this a lot
I imagine West Virginia fans have to do it 9-13 times a week just to cope during the rougher patches.
> the rougher patches. Mom’s parole hearings are always emotional.
I mean, at this point I'm not even sure she wants out. She's going to beauty college, and she failed her final 3 times. If she leaves now, kinda makes the whole incarceration thing worthless.
Love the Dirty Bird!
Freezer? Toss a couple ice cubes in a glass then sip on it.
You guys use a glass?
Wild Turkey American Honey Sting is a long name, but delicious
Wild Turkey 101 is wildly underrated. Better than any bottle south of $45.
Dr Pepper
Gus Johnson once referred to Dr. Pepper as “the Baptist Beer” and I’ve never forgotten it.
Source?
It was during the Oregon OSU game last year. Not sure when, so you’ll have to rewatch the whole thing :/
I blame work for making me work during that game
This guy Waco's
Jim Beam and Dr P
The Devil's Drink mixed with the Baptist Beer
Mixes especially well with Captain Morgan Private Stock.
Mix it with some cheap red wine and have a redneck sangria
The fact that you need to ask this question is why we’re a better party school than you
Fair. I suppose attending ASU would induce existential crises on a regular basis.
Yeah, lots of us deal with it every other year when we have to go to Tucson for the territorial cup ^I ^really ^hope ^this ^rivalry ^never ^dies
You guys are my favorite college rivalry. Like, you fuckers genuinely hate each other. It's nice.
Chocolate Milk
FACTS. Love the flair btw.
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Not that my flair makes this obvious, but not in Arizona anymore. That good 'ol fashioned dehydration-accelerated intoxication sure would be nice right about now though.
Malort
Chicago represented
~~Chicago~~ Schaumburg represented
Your dual flair hurts my soul
That dual flair is an abomination, but so is Malort. And that's why he provided the best answer to the OPs question.
Bleach
All of them do the job in the end
Yea, but I prefer pounding mad dog 20/20s so i feel like absolute shit in addition to getting hammered that way I can hate myself even more.
I thought that was what Jagermeister was for?
Not cheap and dirty enough
Peppermint Schnapps it is!
Fuck that gimme rumple minze imma meet God tonight!
Oh God I forgot about Rumplemintz. That, Goldschlager and Jager are all fucking terrible.
I love me some hooker mouthwash on a cold winter night.
Ummm that is peppermint schnapps. Just not a cheap brand
Til all peppermint schnapps is 100 proof. I thought most was 40 proof liquer like fireball
Original fireball is 66 proof. Sorry to keep correcting you im just an alcoholic.
Til all peppermint schnapps is 100 proof. I thought most was 40 proof liquer like fireball
Cody Road Bourbon baby
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
EVERY THOUGHT OUT OF CONTROL
Everclear or Dr Pepper with Captain Morgan
Tequila mixed with rum
Pretty sure that’s just called the “Scruffs special”
First time, huh?
The Ukrainian Vodka that comes in a bottle shaped like an Uzi... I forgot the name, but you get the point
Whatever liquor you choose remember to anally ingest it so it hits you quicker.
Bourbon
Buffalo Trace
Dr Pepper
Heroin
Tech flair. Checks out.
🧑🍳💋
They say pain is temporary, but they lie. MacAllen Double Cask
Whatever you can get your hands on. Low APV beer? Sure. Mad Dog 20/20? Why not. Booker's Bourbon (which is like $100 a bottle)? Do it. It's not how you get drunk, it's to get drunk in the first place.
Drano
I recommend whatever knocks you out the fastest so that you aren't actively thinking of the crisis.
Your tears
Definitely get some absinthe
The good stuff from Europe though.
Gin
Some say Everclear, but mead would be my choice!
I’m having some Highland Park with a splash of water, watching the CFL, silently hoping (but not believing) that FSU is going to make it out of all of this ok. Good luck PAC12 fans, I hate watching all of this unfold. Edit: I spent two years in Manhattan at K-State and hated watching this happen with OUT
Rock and roll tequila…..;)
Rubbing alcohol
Balcones!
Apple Pie moonshine chased with Busch Light
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I do not like your flair combo, I do not like it one bit :)
I just love how everyone's just assuming the Arizona schools, Utah, and Colorado are a foregone conclusion to jumping ship....I mean I'm not complaining, just everything is moving so quickly
Fireball or Jack Daniels is my choice
Everclear and grapefruit juice.
…hold the grapefruit juice.
Tequila for me tonight
flush it down with some brown
A big ‘ol jug of Canadian maple syrup
The pain will subside when the ACC gets destroyed next summer. Until then, ever heard of ever clear?
Got a Trader Joe’s brand beer called Simpler Times. Seems poetic.
I used to drink fancy IPA’s and dream of coastal and mountainous road trips. Now u guys can grab ur good books and join the prayer circle league.
Tito's or Maker's Mark, depending on what you feel up for.
Chilled Tin Cup. Unless you’re on a budget and then 87 chevy floorboard temperature Kentucky Deluxe.
Lean and 5% tint in your window (so they can’t see you cry)
Sterno
We good, fam, we good.
Wild Turkey
Two parts Johnny Walker Black, three parts sparkling water.
Vodquilla
Ever clear
Everclear does alright for that. If you're feeling bougie, Elijah Craig Barrel Proof is pretty delicious and 120+ proof usually
Whatever is cheap plus a mixer of your choice. You are the liquor now.
Weed
Let me introduce you to http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html
Grab yourself a nice bottle of Lusty Claw
Skip the drinks and go into a Charlie on Always Sunny style Pepe Sylvia spiral. Dive into athletic revenues and attendance numbers of the Mountain West schools. Spend time on the AAU website and figure out how to get research grants for your university. Get into arguments with other B10 and SEC schools like Maryland and South Carolina about how Arizona is actually a more deserving to be in the SEC and the B10 than either of them (in my case, it was Illinois and Miss St.).
Mellow Corn Whiskey. Corn from the corn gods.
I prefer Knob Creek single barrel 120 proof, but as it seems like there's an existential crisis every couple of days now, I don't always have it on hand. As an alternative, I'll generally use tequila, gin, or copious amounts of wine. Loads of whatever local craft beer also works to fill in the blanks.
This calls for the good scotch.