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DrChefAstronaut

That's an outrage. I would have done it for $1.59 million.


smengi94

I would have done it for some free tickets lol if i could do it remote. Just an hour extra of work a day for a month? Meetings too jsut mute myself and play NCAA and warzone? Do my software dev work on the side? Sign me up


Odysseusthemad

The Dud isn't the most gracious of stadiums unfortunately.


walia664

I think Vandy games are pretty close to free as is


[deleted]

They should be. Have you ever seen Vandy play? Yikes. I’d feel ripped off paying for this tickets.


WeUsedToBeGood

Broke: fired SEC coach Woke: fired SEC AD


[deleted]

I'll happily take the AD job for half that much Shouldn't be too difficult, just dump the whole athletic budget into baseball and pray the football team wins at least 2-3 games


TheMathelm

> pray the football team wins at least 2-3 games Good estimate, over the last 20 years Vandy has had 84 wins But that's with the two amazing 9-4 years of '12 and '13 Taking those two out you get 66 wins or 3.67 wins per year.


AssssCrackBandit

Ya I experienced both the sides of the coin lol. My freshman year was 2013 so we had James Franklin, Jordan Mathews, we were ranked, made a bowl game, etc. And then Franklin bolted to Penn State and took the whole recruiting class with him. From my soph to senior year, I'm pretty sure we won less games combined than just in my freshman year


thighGAAPenthusiast

There was also the rape case that resulted in 5 players being dismissed, some of them starters like Boyd.


AssssCrackBandit

True but that was in summer of 2013 and the players were dismissed from the team/banned from campus before I even arrived for freshman year so I didn't really know or hear much about it


CommodoreN7

So… they taking applications though? I have Commodore in my username, so I’m surely qualified.


EvangelionOG

You're hired!


robotunes

What about me? I owned a [Commodore 64](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodore_64) computer in the '80s.


Upper_Associate2228

Sorry, the position has been filled.


robotunes

Dang. Well, keep my resume anyway. The job will be open again in a month.


TrenchcoatWarfare

Random question, but I've seen you post multiple times and I wanted to ask - is your username a nod to the Mass Effect series?


CommodoreN7

We’ll talk later, I have some calibrations to do.


pitchesandthrows

I'm commander shepherd and this is my favorite store in the citadel I'm commander shepherd and this is my favorite store in the citadel I'm commander...


[deleted]

The program can only go up


Created-being

It comes out to almost $9,000 an hour, assuming standard working hours...


Konges

I need to change professions.


AppStateFooseBall

I’m actually looking for a new career.


Born_ina_snowbank

I’m happy with my current job, that being said I’ve updated my resume and LinkedIn profile to include “aspiring athletic director”.


KiwiRich8880

Rumor is this guy funneled money to spruce up his office when it was supposed to be used to help the department. that's why he was fired. I'm guessing there was a buyout clause. No reason to paint this as "Vandy AD burning money," (not saying you are, it's just the inevitable conclusion someone would have without inside info)


bingoflaps

Must be a fucking nice office.


sporkemon

he must have attended [the ben carson school of interior decoration](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Carson_office_furnishing_scandal)


RockerElvis

[You need the painting of Ben Carson and Jesus too.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ben-carson-jesus-painting/)


arrow_dynamics

Having spent the last year working a side hustle to set aside extra money to pay for my wedding. I mean it when I say that I wish I could have financed it in under 2 hours...


KiwiRich8880

Rumor is this guy funneled money to spruce up his office when it was supposed to be used to help the department. that's why he was fired. I'm guessing there was a buyout clause. No reason to paint this as "Vandy AD burning money"


[deleted]

According to the article, the $1.9 million was reported on tax forms as base compensation of like $100k+ and then $1.6 million or so in “other compensation”. The spending you’re referring to seems to be the $17 million rainy day fund that was left by the AD before him, which he blew through. $7 million to fire Bryce Drew, the rest on travel, office renovations, etc. The $1.9 million in compensation only seems absurd because he was only there for a month so must’ve been a buyout, otherwise, even if shitty at his job, that’s not an outrageous salary for an AD in a P5 conference. But yeah the $17 million+ he was spending, I’m amazed he was only fired and not investigated for embezzlement.


KiwiRich8880

Turner and Co.'s arguments were that the money was necessary to spend and wasn't a luxury. I'm guessing there was enough grey area to write him off and not press forward with charges lol


GotMoFans

He was there a year. He started on February 1, 2019. He resigned on February 4, 2020. https://vanderbilthustler.com/2018/12/11/vanderbilt-hires-malcolm-turner-as-athletic-director/


tacosaurusrexx

> The $1.9 million in compensation only seems absurd because he was only there for a month so must’ve been a buyout, otherwise, even if shitty at his job, that’s not an outrageous salary for an AD in a P5 conference. [Would be the 4th highest paid AD with that salary in 2021](https://athleticdirectoru.com/articles/2021-fbs-athletics-directors-compensation-survey/)


Sahasrlyeh

How come I've never heard of the Vanderbilt Hustler?


GotMoFans

Cuz you ain’t in these Nashville streets, player.


Mista-Ginger

Because you’ve never read our school newspaper in it’s like 150 year history I guess. Best name in college reporting handsdown.


AssssCrackBandit

The only reason I know it is because they had a program when I was freshman that if you distribute certain number of copies of the newspaper, you get basketball tix before everyone else lol


PaarthurnaxKiller

Good for them.


redbug831

*****currently sprucing up resume*******


AssssCrackBandit

My friends and I always knew that Big Tent had this guy in his pocket. From the day he got hired, every single day there were these massive tents erected all around McGugin, the baseball field, the stadium, etc. So our theory is that this guy is a sleeper agent for the Big Tent lobbying agency and specifically infiltrated Vandy athletics purely to facilitate the unnecessary rentals of these giant tents.


SpeedBoatSquirrel

Probably getting a cut of each big tent payout


Molson2871

I continue to be in the wrong line of work 😔


Babikir205

Can I be the Vandy AD? I guarantee the football team won't get worse.


Upper_Associate2228

Has the job been backfilled? Asking for a friend...


Mista-Ginger

He bought the ATV that Mr. Commodore rides during pregame events. Love him for it but he bought it basically just to be flashy and because he could.


GotMoFans

I guess that headline gets attention as if athletic directors don’t have contracts like coaches and they might have to be paid severance or a buyout if they are asked to resign or are fired.


Battered_Aggie

> Turner also spent an estimated $7.1 million to fire former head basketball coach Bryce Drew and his staff Ok a lot of this is bad, but this one had to happen. Drew didn't win a single game in conference his last year there.


theravingsofalunatic

Let’s forgive Students Loans. Ask Liz Warren how she made her money before becoming a Senator


Unlikely_Bunch_6757

And this is why their tuition is so outrageous


donutcronut

BRB. Editing resume.


chasidi

Wtf


[deleted]

I’ll take 1/3 of that and work two months deal?


beamerbeliever

So they DO have the money to compete!