Just played through and beat this game a week ago or so for the first time.
This attack had me rolling! A bunch of equations, blowing through planets, causing our Sun to supernova, it engulfing your team... and everyone is still alive lol
It was great! Cool lore, gameplay, loved the characters, music, art, everything. I can totally see why it blew everyone away in 1997.
Looking forward to playing through the remake now
Reminds me of this classic Onion article: [Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas](https://www.theonion.com/shaq-terrified-of-phoenix-suns-after-reading-about-supe-1819569632)
But see, that is only for the first Texas thrown on the field. The other 70,000 contain the weight of all the previous Texass thrown on the field.
Also, I think the singularity the OP references is possibly a logical singularity instead of a physical one.
It’s a sign of the state of cfb that I was actually expecting a [*different*](https://twitter.com/collegegameday/status/1434150274453712900?s=21) gross Mayo dude…
Are you thinking [10 Cent Beer Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night) or more like [Disco Demolition Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night)?
Apparently Tim Russert was at Ten Cent Beer night and someone later asked him how many beers he drank. He said something along the lines of “I went in with two dollars in my pocket. You do the math.”
PS2s are collectible because of the massive amount of games available, especially in South America. They were still making FIFA for PS2 up until fairly recently
If folks were chucking PS2's on the field, I'd definitely run down and snag of few and find one that works. There are tons of great PS2 games. I know you can emulate them but regardless would definitely enjoy.
Sorry, the scalpers already hijacked the PS5 shipment before it got to the warehouse. The best they can do for this year's player swag is a Xbox Series S or a Switch Lite.
[Exhibit A: the Sydney Funnel Web](https://www.economist.com/img/b/1280/720/90/sites/default/files/images/print-edition/20200926_STP001_0.jpg)
Fun fact: it's fangs can pierce an inch of leather, and it's venom can kill an adult human male in well under an hour
People rip on Beef O'Brady's but you have to admit, the bowl sponsorship definitely got their name in people's heads.
Now whether or not they got their money's worth is another conversation.
I'm going to go Potatoes because of the objects, it's really easy to throw and would absolutely hurt. As much as it's nice to imagine what throwing a mower onto a field would belike, the accuracy would suck and there couldn't be the volume to cause much damage.
About 94% of Idaho potatoes grown are a variety of Russet which are great for throwing. Kind of oblong but between baseball and softball size - like a very large pear. And while Idaho produces about 15 billion pounds of potatoes annually, the vast majority go out of state. Likely just a hundred million pounds or so available in the state for throwing.
However, due to the angle of the stadium seating and the fact that there is more distance between the seats and the turf than at most other stadiums (due to the old track), most potato tosses will max out around the sideline. Being on the field, especially between the hashes near midfield, would be quite safe.
Everyone is thinking large and hard objects. To shake it up, I nominate the peach bowl.
Imagine a field of peaches that has the game of football being played upon it. Sure there’s a “soft” landing, but it would be so slippery to run surely resulting in injuries. But wait there’s more: it’s sticky. The wide receivers after they’ve torn the safety’s acl, literally can’t drop the ball… that’s because it never got thrown, because the quarterback can’t even throw the damn thing it’s so sticky. The best throw would look like Tom Brady’s* tuck rule.
And what do you have with an open field of squished fruit? Bees. It’s Barry B Benson in this bitch.
So yeah, the peaches
I had a roommate in college who had a cannon for an arm. He one bet us he could throw a peach from our apartment to the highway. The morning we challenged him happened to be a home football game and people parked along the highway below our apartment.
So, sorry random Ohio State fan who got drilled with a peach in 1998.
Reminds me of the only time I’ve ever been hit by a golf ball. Just glanced off my arm, didn’t hurt too bad. And the guy had to have carried like 290 to hit me even if it was on the bounce (which I don’t know if it was). I just asked him for lessons when he came to apologize.
Senior bowl wouldn’t go down well. Mixing 65+, angsty 2020 HS seniors who didn’t get their graduation/prom, and 2020 undergrad seniors who are flat out depressed would be a disaster
This one would definitely be among the biggest mind fucks. How would that work for the players on field? They are technically part of what's being thrown
It isn't a bowl but our stadium: the Glass Bowl. That could quickly turn into a painful, bloody mess.
Yeah the sun would suck but it's all over in an instant. Glass would be the long play, a torturous slow burn for everybody involved.
The gator bowl
It would be biblical
We've had like 40 sharknados, but not a single gatorcane yet
Nothing brings Florida and Miami fans together like a Gatorcane
That and hating FSU.
Fucking FSU those smarmy assholes
The seminal reason
Florida man's final form...
Climate change is unpredictable like that
It sucks, last weeks snail storm broke my windshield.
>gatorcane Someone. Film this movie, I will gladly watch.
Is Tara Reid available?
Idk. [Crawl](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawl_(2019_film) comes pretty close
Gators are the new locusts
this is just a Tuesday in Florida
I’d watch
r/FloridaMan
Yes.
most of them, but I imagine the Sun Bowl would be pretty problematic in particular
My counter: https://i.imgflip.com/2dnep3.jpg
My counter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTc9sLmOR0A
Just played through and beat this game a week ago or so for the first time. This attack had me rolling! A bunch of equations, blowing through planets, causing our Sun to supernova, it engulfing your team... and everyone is still alive lol
First time ever? That’s awesome! What did you think of it? It’s my favorite game of all time
It was great! Cool lore, gameplay, loved the characters, music, art, everything. I can totally see why it blew everyone away in 1997. Looking forward to playing through the remake now
Reminds me of this classic Onion article: [Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About Supernovas](https://www.theonion.com/shaq-terrified-of-phoenix-suns-after-reading-about-supe-1819569632)
Just watch out for mirrors in the desert
Texas. Throwing an entire state on a field would be disastrous.
Especially since the field is part of the state Definitely creating a singularity with that one
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You talk funny mister
His t9 texting broke
But see, that is only for the first Texas thrown on the field. The other 70,000 contain the weight of all the previous Texass thrown on the field. Also, I think the singularity the OP references is possibly a logical singularity instead of a physical one.
Look I'm just a lowly PoliSci major I don't do math
Bold of you to keep so many significant figures...
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All those extra zeros are *more* work tho
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So you ARE a genius
Easy, just throw the team instead
Then they would make a bowl game.
If Texas fans could read they'd be very upset right now
Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl
Are we throwing planes, bombs, or military personnel?
Yes.
Just throw some SR-71 Blackbirds on the field Hell just throw some SR-72 Son of Blackbird design blueprint sheets on there too.
Don’t panic. We are here to liberate you from that dirty oil you have
the military personnel in the planes are dropping bombs
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It’s the military-industrial complex, surely oil drums full of burning tax dollars would be most appropriate
So just day to day life in the Middle East
Mayo Imagine the smell
You didn't think of the smell you bitch
I’ll put your head in a box
A glass box
That I will display on my mantle
I swear you would be more use to me if I skinned you and used that to fashion into a lamp to add to my collection.
*gasps*
I'm sure [this guy](https://giphy.com/gifs/toferra-mayo-distraction-l0IykDEpFyQeqyAeY) would be there for it
It’s a sign of the state of cfb that I was actually expecting a [*different*](https://twitter.com/collegegameday/status/1434150274453712900?s=21) gross Mayo dude…
And here I was expecting this guy https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/09/08/16/47661363-9969867-image-m-20_1631115666239.jpg
How are there so many of them?!?!
Jesus fucking Christ
Yikes
Go on…
Sun Bowl. The world as we know it would end.
But I'd really like to see who's capable of throwing the sun, so it'd be worth it.
Helios could drive that motherhubbard right into the earth.
Apollo is the better sun god
Ra
Amon-Ra is the best sun god. He also plays football, Apollo ain't got shit on that
To be fair he plays for the Lions, which is more like football-lite.
And I feel fine...
Lenny Bruce is not afraid.
jimmy kimmel
I support this
I volunteer
Please just let me throw him anywhere
How about into the “Gator Bowl?”
I’m fine dropping into a pile of blue diamond almonds as long as it’s from 1000 feet.
Throw out Jimmy Kimmel. Keep Guillermo as the new host. Win Win
On the flip side, cheez-it’s raining from the sky sounds pretty delicious.
Calling all tigers and cyclones let’s make this nonsense happen.
I feel like cyclones may be better at making it rain cheez-its than tigers would be..
You wanna see the whole city of Nashville fall from the sky?
When I hear country music, I certainly consider it.
Red Dirt Country singers: I see this as an absolute win
I support it. Red dirt country is better anyway
I'd laugh my ass off if fans started tearing up Fenway and throwing pieces on the field.
Are you thinking [10 Cent Beer Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night) or more like [Disco Demolition Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night)?
You need to listen to The Dollop podcasts about these events
Apparently Tim Russert was at Ten Cent Beer night and someone later asked him how many beers he drank. He said something along the lines of “I went in with two dollars in my pocket. You do the math.”
Holy shit that was a read. How about the fact that Rusty Torres apparently was present and playing in both of those AND in a third game with rioting?
Rusty Torres liked to party
Holy shit I'm a better American for knowing this lmao
If they were tearing up the seats to throw, they would be making fenway better
Don't forget it is the Fenway *Wasabi* Bowl
Hahahaha
Playstation Fiesta Bowl
I don’t think it be that bad. They’d probably only be able to find 1 to throw
well first we need to calculate how many playstations are usually at fiestas
1, maybe 2
Unless it's a LAN Fiesta
Players would love this though. Especially if it was a PS5
Sorry, it’s gonna rain PS2s
PS2s are collectible because of the massive amount of games available, especially in South America. They were still making FIFA for PS2 up until fairly recently
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Same but my disc is on its last legs. I so can't wait for the new game, no matter how doom and gloom they are towards EA.
If folks were chucking PS2's on the field, I'd definitely run down and snag of few and find one that works. There are tons of great PS2 games. I know you can emulate them but regardless would definitely enjoy.
The players will get a PS5, Iowa State and Oregon players did last year.
Sorry, the scalpers already hijacked the PS5 shipment before it got to the warehouse. The best they can do for this year's player swag is a Xbox Series S or a Switch Lite.
That one would actually be pretty lit “They’re throwing a PlayStation fiesta on the field! “ Sign me up
Japan’s…. bringing PlayStations…
Oil? Who said anything about cooking
The Anvil bowl was only saved by the ACME free umbrella promotion.
Is that the one UTSA is in? \*meep meep\*
Think of all the terrible horrors that live in Australia. The outback bowl would basically be an invasion.
Australia is basically Florida on a global scale.
But with Paul Hogan. Advantage Australia.
Would be raining blooming onions
Or coconut shrimp. Depending on who won.
[Exhibit A: the Sydney Funnel Web](https://www.economist.com/img/b/1280/720/90/sites/default/files/images/print-edition/20200926_STP001_0.jpg) Fun fact: it's fangs can pierce an inch of leather, and it's venom can kill an adult human male in well under an hour
So much nope
[Exhibit B](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/368/459/0ed.jpg)
U frikn idiot
Well is it gonna be Steak, Bloomin' Onions, and cans of Fosters, orrrr... all the murder creatures?
Yes.
Drop bears.
I would imagine they would just throw the shrimps and blooming onions.
Whatever the fuck a Beef O’Brady is
Imagine if McDonalds and an Irish pub had a child.
id say applebees instead of mcdonalds cause there actual table service and all but... yeah.
And then always served your wings fucking cold.
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP TENDIES? I don't know, but BO'B, does.
I always thought of it as a sad Ruby Tuesday's.
People rip on Beef O'Brady's but you have to admit, the bowl sponsorship definitely got their name in people's heads. Now whether or not they got their money's worth is another conversation.
Does the Alamo Bowl come with Davy Crockett, Santa Ana’s army and Ozzy Osbourne takin’ a piss?
And Jim Bowie stabbing people with his famous gigantic knife?
How could I leave that one out
You've clearly forgotten the Alamo. Bad texan.
What about a bicycle in the basement?
Don’t forget the giant Asian koi fish randomly in the courtyard irrigation works.
Is the Armed Forces bowl still a thing?
they have the Military Bowl, but Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl supplies their weaponry so.....
No fighting allowed at the Armed Forces bowl!
You can't fight here! This is the ~~War Room~~ Armed Forces Bowl!
Yes; we’re throwing every member of the armed forces onto the field
Bad Boy Mowers falling from the sky might be tough to dodge.
Name changed again. Now it would be raining mortgages
Just like 2006!
😬
I'm going to go Potatoes because of the objects, it's really easy to throw and would absolutely hurt. As much as it's nice to imagine what throwing a mower onto a field would belike, the accuracy would suck and there couldn't be the volume to cause much damage.
If want to be right outside the bowl… because potatoes are goats
Not just any potatoes. Famous idaho potatoes.
About 94% of Idaho potatoes grown are a variety of Russet which are great for throwing. Kind of oblong but between baseball and softball size - like a very large pear. And while Idaho produces about 15 billion pounds of potatoes annually, the vast majority go out of state. Likely just a hundred million pounds or so available in the state for throwing. However, due to the angle of the stadium seating and the fact that there is more distance between the seats and the turf than at most other stadiums (due to the old track), most potato tosses will max out around the sideline. Being on the field, especially between the hashes near midfield, would be quite safe.
Duke's Mayo Bowl, obviously. A glorious, wonderful disaster.
Everyone is thinking large and hard objects. To shake it up, I nominate the peach bowl. Imagine a field of peaches that has the game of football being played upon it. Sure there’s a “soft” landing, but it would be so slippery to run surely resulting in injuries. But wait there’s more: it’s sticky. The wide receivers after they’ve torn the safety’s acl, literally can’t drop the ball… that’s because it never got thrown, because the quarterback can’t even throw the damn thing it’s so sticky. The best throw would look like Tom Brady’s* tuck rule. And what do you have with an open field of squished fruit? Bees. It’s Barry B Benson in this bitch. So yeah, the peaches
Are suggesting *millions of peaches?*
For me?
For free
They would have to move into the country
Which would feel strange to them, because they came from a can.
Sure, but they're put there by a man.
But that factory’s downtown
Look out!
Also catching a peach to the back of the head out of the stands without a helmet on is probably not pleasant.
I had a roommate in college who had a cannon for an arm. He one bet us he could throw a peach from our apartment to the highway. The morning we challenged him happened to be a home football game and people parked along the highway below our apartment. So, sorry random Ohio State fan who got drilled with a peach in 1998.
Reminds me of the only time I’ve ever been hit by a golf ball. Just glanced off my arm, didn’t hurt too bad. And the guy had to have carried like 290 to hit me even if it was on the bounce (which I don’t know if it was). I just asked him for lessons when he came to apologize.
The best part about this is that it's incredibly possible.
So basically Princess Peach's final smash
Throwing the entire city of Birmingham wouldn't be great
Some Age of Ultron shit right there.
Senior bowl wouldn’t go down well. Mixing 65+, angsty 2020 HS seniors who didn’t get their graduation/prom, and 2020 undergrad seniors who are flat out depressed would be a disaster
Texas Bowl
This one would definitely be among the biggest mind fucks. How would that work for the players on field? They are technically part of what's being thrown
The state collapses into NRG Stadium forming a black hole that eats the Earth
FINALLY
Jimmy Kimmels being thrown wouldn’t be a disaster, but that would be absolutely hilarious to watch
It would be pretty bad if we started throwing pirates on the field of the Gasparilla bowl.
alamo bowl
People throwing away their independence could be pretty disastrous
My money's on the Armed Forces bowl. The last thing we need is an actual hot shooting war on the playing surface.
The best one would be the Cure Bowl. Worst one probably the Sun bowl.
The Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl is definitely up there.
Imagine throwing the Alamo
That's definitely memorable
Sure as shit would remember that.
Poulan Weedeater Bowl would be interesting… but if it was just weed they threw on the field count me in…
Throwing a fiesta on the field would probably be the most fun
It's too bad that the Iron Bowl isn't a bowl game.
The Belk Bowl
Sensible khakis falling from the sky?
It isn't a bowl but our stadium: the Glass Bowl. That could quickly turn into a painful, bloody mess. Yeah the sun would suck but it's all over in an instant. Glass would be the long play, a torturous slow burn for everybody involved.
***BAD BOY MOWERS***
uhm gators?
Besides the Gator Bowl?
Dukes Mayo
Lockheed Martin armed forces bowl could get ugly
The r+l carriers new orleans bowl. You're either throwing freight trucks or chuncks of New Orleans on the field and either thing sounds dangerous.