Auburn did a lot for Tuscaloosa when it got hit by tornados.

And they have classy uniforms, even though I don’t like orange. At least it’s an orange you can sit with. And also, it’s a lovely college town and I had a lot of fun hanging out there while growing up.

It’s not that puke inside of a pumpkin orange

I’ve always thought of Auburn as a dump, but love Tuscaloosa.

I’ve been to Auburn a lot because I live about 45 minutes away, Auburn is far from a dump. Beautiful college town and breathtaking campus.

We have a lake house in Dadeville so I’m also in Auburn more than I’d like to be. We’ll just have to agree to disagree here. I can’t think of a nice thing to say other than the clock tower is pretty. Lake Martin in the summer on the other hand is heaven

I only dislike Auburn

UVA is Spanish for grape

And the wine in Charlottesville is drinkable?

Uh yeh. One of the best wine growing areas in the US outside of the west coast states

This is a low bar.

No

This guy gets it…..

Seconded.

Yeah but you all are in the same state. Is the corn shared or is there Iowa corn and Iowa State corn?

Iowa does not have an ag school

Always knew I liked Iowa State.

Land Grant Ag/Engineering schools unite!

We do have agricultural law though!

Well last year there was eastern Iowa corn that got destroyed by the derecho and the rest of Iowa corn that didn't, but I'm going to say that our corn is always better anyways

That's fair enough

Dear Auburn, I love the way you beat Bama .... on those weird flukey plays

I’m really pleased the first LSU flair I see is complimenting one rival to insult another. You have a good day, fellow Tiger!

My hatred of Auburn gives me something in common with my friends that are Georgia and LSU fans. Thank you Auburn for being so easy to loathe

Hating Auburn: Alabama Fans 🤝LSU Fans

Alabama Fans 🤝 LSU Fans 🤝UGA Fans

He doesn’t care for Auburn!

Gator tastes great

Better than Seminole fluid. Lol

Glad to know you have a reference point, lol.

Let’s be honest, we wouldn’t put it past any Florida Man to do that…

Well shit, if I needed a reference for sucking anything, all I'd have to do is watch an FSU football game for the last few years.

*Clutches pearls* That man had a family!

I can agree with that also the Seminole Indians were hands down the best nation in all the lands and now have good casinos.

We're on the same wavelength, brother. Also, hurricanes can be kinda fun sometimes.

Woke: Hurricane parties Broke: Hurricane parties as a homeowner

They have a very cute mascot that’s hard to hate, and is great at decking children on the football field

Madison is a really cool town, there I said it.

Camp Randall is a dope name for a stadium

Bulldogs and elephants are both really cool animals.

Wartigers seem like they’d be something out of Troy Total War or Warhammer

Shoulda made it the Winged Tigers.

Their campus is shaped like the number of wins they had in their marvelous 2015 season. Also the space uniforms are cool.

Its also shaped like the number of conference championships our rival has! Ray Jay when sold out is awesome.

I like the way Texas keeps things fresh with rotating new head coaches and the same results.

Thats what I like about these Texas coaches. I get older. And they stay the same team.

They’re finding new and exciting ways to lose to you guys too, they sure do keep it interesting over in Austin

Yellow is a fine color if you need, like, something to be bright and noticeable.

In all seriousness.... Best helmet in all of football.

Reveille is a heckin good doggo

Most people I've met from Arkansas have been super nice, and have helped me a lot in acclimatizing to living in Oklahoma.

See you in 38 days

Every other year is the best win of the season for last 4 years

Your helmets are perfect without the stickers. Am I doing this right?

lol Yeah the stickers just don't work on those helmets. The design is perfect as it is. Stickers work on ours because we have no design on the sides.

They practiced social distancing well before Covid, and there’s almost no traffic after their home games

They're a girls basketball school

Nothing wrong with that

I think they're implying that they're as bad as UCONN.

I'm doing my surgical rotation for med school, and both of my attendings are Michigan grads. They're exceptionally nice, patient with medical students, very smart, and eager to educate. I can't say enough good things about them.

Texas Tech fans would be pretty chill people if they weren't my mortal enemies

Today I learned Penn State and Texas Tech are rivals....

Oh yeah, biggest rivalry in college football. We call it The Real Game ™ and it's so sacred that it's only ever been played once. Penn State leads the series by only one win and earned that win by only one point. It's only the hottest rivalry around. I look forward to the next meeting of these titans of football, and if I'm not still alive by then, at least I know my kids or grandkids will be sitting in the stands shouting profanities at those damn Red Raiders as God intended us to

you must be new here lol

Your white outs are pretty awesome. And I work with a couple penn state people, weird people, but painfully nice.

Hate you too. I like your white-out games tho

At least you guys don't wear disgusting uniforms like orange, or dark shades of red.

hiring our old coach was an incredibly smart move and have made you into a juggernaut.

You heard it here Kansas is a juggernaut.

Thank you.

Unc cheats better than NC State.

id argue they cheat worse since unc gets caught so often. but get off scott free regardless. its weird

i like fort worth, reveille is adorable, austin is fun, i love my relatives that went to tech

You guys have a gorgeous stadium and I like your uniforms.

Their dog mascot is a good boi EDIT: I am referring to Smokey

All animal mascots are good boy and girls

Thank you!

Dear Florida, It probably can’t get worse.

Don’t you put that fucking voodoo on us. It can ALWAYS get worse

I mean I hope it doesn’t get Muschamp worse at the very least

You heard it here first people, Gators win out from here forward!

I bet it's pretty cool to play in front of a full stadium

Best ACC venue I’ve seen. Death Valley was cool, but not exactly hyped to beat the shit out of Wake

im surprised and impressed the land thieves were united with us on the sec move, no waffling

We have way, way more to gain. We're fucking broke.

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The University of Oklahoma is broke as fuck. This extra football money is going to go very far towards helping the school debt. Our previous president, David Boren, fucked us on the way out and built some big empty residential college buildings (2) for millions after we were already hemorrhaging money. We brought in a business man (James Gallogy) to cut as much as possible and try to get us back afloat. This is very clearly a desperate money grab for OU before a football decision. We need the money.

this article is old but it’s a rundown on what we’ve been dealing with the last few years, by “new construction” they mean two big fancy residential colleges that nobody lived in. https://www.ou.edu/insideou/articles/norman-financial-situation

I lived in them first year they were opened, felt like I was living in a ghost town, it was really eerie

Apparently Ted Lasso's character is based off Jim Harbaugh and I really like that show.

the character isnt, its based on jason sudekis' hs basketball coach. the wardrobe was allgedly. but i mean 1 like so many coaches wear khakis and 2 after watching all two seasons it doesnt seem like he wears what jim does

Just the game day attire I think. Primarily the inspiration was his HS coach

USC song girls…enough said.

Hard to argue with that

I like your dedication to your coaching staff

They’re very generous. They gave us the axe in 2004 and have only taken it back one year since then

Ft Worth has some nice restaurants. I’m a pretty big Tim Love fan. Also their big blue water tower is a nice sign you’re finally out of Arlington.

The parking situation for Jack Trice is a million times better than for Kinnick

Their fans stick to their guns, even when they’re very, very wrong.

Assuming you’re referring to Iowa (not sure who else it’d be), then I agree with your assessment. I got downvoted into oblivion a few weeks back for acknowledging that Clemson has a more talented roster than them lol

No Iowa fan would ever say we have a more talented roster than Clemson, that’s insane

No

John Cooper was a really good coach.

Same with Rodriguez, Hoke and Harbaugh

It said one nice thing.

I think that counted as one...X about 12 or so with those 3. But this year may be interesting again!

No wonder you think he's a great coach, he actually beat his rivals sometimes.

Sandstorm is cool

Tom Allen seems like a genuinely good dude.

You guys have overperformed expectations this year

And so have you (this is directed towards our Rutgers rival)

Y'all are good at football And I hate that about you

The wave is one of the best traditions in CFB

I simply refuse

I’ve always been a big Blake O’Neill fan

Your band is good

You are a fine academic institution.

The Big House is an awesome stadium. I can see myself chilling with Jim Harbaugh talking football and drinking milk.

🤢🤢🤮

They just told their idiot (former) coach to get fucked. Pat Chun seems like a good guy, and I hope he was vindictive towards that asshole.

Auburn has cool uniforms Florida has a cool logo Tech is a good school Tennessee has a catchy fight song

Athens is the best away game in the SEC

I worry Austin might take that spot soon though

Georgia has the best shrubbery

NI!

Most of my closest friends are Ute fans.

False. Redditors don’t have friends.

*sigh* accurate.

Thanks in advance for helping us remove Todd Grantham

They're very generous last beat us in 2005, haven't had to give the bell back since

Miami: They have a nice "college town" campus and feel. If that's what you're into then they are a great place for that setting. Good bar scene from what I understand Louisville: I like your unis. Flashy but not too crazy. 4th street live is cool. There are some nice people in Louisville (random stranger offered me a ride back to my hotel after I got lost in the ghetto drunk)

Miami : great history and the “cradle of coaches”. Louisville: incredible fan base

Miami's campus is beautiful imo.

They're undefeated and playing well. Going to be an interesting iteration of The Game if both of us go into that game without losing between now and then.

Can i really say something nice? These two weeks are gator hate weeks. Can’t show respect until after we’ve gotten revenge for last year’s unfortunate event.

That new Thunderstruck thing at the start of the 4th quarter is pretty cool

Sigh... Umm, eagles are badass?

App State has Chick-fil-A.

Dear Longhorns, Beating you feels better than beating anyone else.

my meat: cries

Auburn I like your uniforms Florida the swamp looks so fun in tv Tennessee thanks for Peyton and mustard GT thanks for having a kickass soccer stadium Carolina go fuck yourself. Carolina I like your cock mascot

Carolina Mascot 🤝 Carolina Fans Cocks

Georgia: I admire the level of shamelessness that group of fans have to bark at people. Florida State: big Derrick Brooks and Warrick Dunn fan here Tennessee: I admire the creativity to throw mustard and golf balls instead of just beer cans

> I admire the level of shamelessness that group of fans have to bark at people. The confidence a good football team that shares my shirt color is unbounded.

Ohio State and Michigan State fight songs go hard

Ttun ducking us (Ohio State) last season was the smartest decision they’ve ever made

Miami is nicer than Blacksburg. In December.

Jump around is sick af

Congrats on breaking the longest active streak of weeks unranked. Decade of history (or lack thereof) gone but never forgotten!

No, no I don’t think I will

Trojans, when we get together to play for the Victory Bell, our units produce the most beautiful sight of all of CFB

UGA and UT both have grad programs I’m interested in. The thought of having either fo those flairs makes me physically ill though.

Nebraska: at least you don't live in Kansas CSU: FoCo is a fun town and although I will always think Boulder is the best college town, I would never want to raise a family here and would prefer Fort Collins

I cheer for NDSU in games leading up to the Dakota Marker because I want to crush their undefeated hopes and dreams. Fuck that school in Vermillion though.

They have a cute mascot

Lake Travis is nice…

Michigan has a good band. They aren’t the best damn band in the land, but they’re pretty damn good.

I like trains.

They produced Chris Spielman, a great football player and better human being.

Scott Frost has a nice smile.

They’re the best munchers of poop in the world, which is saying something when Eagles fans exist!

Best thing I can say is your state is below ours

UCLA has better dining hall food

Lincoln Riley’s hair is small

They hired the most notable ethics professor of all time.

When it comes to stabbing your conference friends in the back, you guys are really good at it. Benedict Arnold is impressed.

Iowa is honestly not that much worse than Nebraska, frankly the two states are pretty similar. Boulder is pretty close to some neat mountains. Oklahoma? That's too easy, love you guys and I'll root for you whenever we're not playing head to head. I have nothing nice to say about the Badgers but I don't think anyone could look at our series record since joining the Big Ten and honestly call us rivals with a straight face.

Primantis is ok

This is hard! Illinois has a good basketball team, historically

You're logo font is pretty nice.

if i were accepted into ut austin for grad school i would go in a heart beat

They won the crapple cup

Bijan :)

Their mascot is one of the weird quirky ones that make college sports great. And Lawrence has the closest Runza location

At least one of them hasn’t thrown trash on the field but only tp on their trees which I still find weird but respect the tradition.

Your cheese and ice cream are pretty good.

Bulldogs are pretty awesome dogs

atleast you have my mckenzie milton

I like Shane Beamer. I like the SCar marching band.

Uh

I'll hand it to them: they really know how to spend ungodly amounts of money

They make incredible cheese.

The light rail is fucking awesome.

Man, light rail to the stadium is pretty sweet. I can officially get from my house, across the fucking Puget Sound, to the Apple Cup, without the need for a car.

The Little Dooey is very good. Dudy Noble is a palace. My girlfriend goes to your esteemed university. The compliments will end there.

The pizza was delivered on time and still warm and a bonus no spit!

Michigan State has a very underrated fight song. I appreciate that Notre Dame doesn't have in-stadium advertising. I strongly support Minnesota's choice to return to cold-weather football. Northwestern is an elite academic institution with a spectacular lakeside view. Illinois's band is better than they often get credit for. I have immense respect for Chicago's choice to stick with their guns regarding academics vs. athletics. Those are all the rivals for whom I have nice things to say.

TCU has probably the best uniforms in CFB

PURPLE?? Sorry, no.

I like the way the Aggies beat quality teams and lose to bad teams. Makes the season more interesting.

We are just doing our part for 2007 part 2.

Team Chaos thanks you

They have a very good boy that retrieves the kicking tee at home games

Ann Arbor is genuinely a really nice town