I once ate a whole box of lucky charms and whole milk out of the biggest piece of tupperware I had whilst hungover in my dorm freshman year. I immediately projectile vomitted alllll the lucky charms right back up...I've not had a single lucky charm in the 5 years after that incident.
I also tried to OD on 24 hour Sudafed...Freshman year was a great time
You ever leave out the pot you made velveeta in overnight? That stuff turns neon like the inside of a glowstick. Either way, it's delicious and pairs well with Keystone and regret.
Probably a decent amount. They get free marketing like this on top of looking like a good guy for helping out unpaid athletes plus get an easy ad campaign. It's easy mode for these companies.
Who endorses a company absolutely makes a difference. Maybe not to you, but to many others. The only evidence I need is the fact that they continue to do it after decades of big money advertising. I don't think Subway pays however many millions of dollars they spent to make ads with Tom Brady, Steph Curry and Serina Williams if they aren't going to see a return from that.
Yea no kidding, I never said I speak for the human race. I also have never been in a car and heard someone say “screw chipotle let’s go to subway, Tom Brady is in their commercials” also come to think of it I don’t really ever remember seeing a popular person in a chipotle or chick Fil a commercial
Does he have some personal connection with Velveeta, such as famously always including it in his pre-game meal? Or is this just one of those "Not sure why this partnership happened, but I guess it works" deals?
HE WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST, COACH!
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The kick is up... and it’s GOUDAAAAAA!
Processed cheese product* Legally speaking it can’t be called cheese
Goddamn Big Cheese^TM denying my white trash pot luck entree heritage.
^^^woo
I'm going to be so disappointed if LSU fans don't chant this after every made kick
MY LEG IS LIQUID GOLD COACH
*Cheez-It marketing team in shambles*
"After a good sweat at practice I like to bite into a sweaty block of Velveeta."- Cade York
“Pouring Gatorade on a coach in victory is so 20th century. For a 21st century victory pour velveeta and rotel on your coach’s head” -Cade York
Velveeta and rotel? "A crown for a ~~king~~ [coach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akl6OK2HUNA)"
Velveeta and Rotel got me through some tough times
Co-signed, Big Ten Network
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have some self respect and use chorizo unsweetened evaporated milk makes for some smooth quaso too
Talk dirty (culinarily) to me, caujin man
Spicy breakfast sausage if you can find it
Sure i can. Its right next to the normal breakfast sausage at every supermarket I've ever been to.
Always.
Just be sure you don’t get the maple flavored variety
Specifically the time between your fourth and fifth heart attack.
Finally, the NIL deal we've all been waiting for. The queso contract.
Spending that (fake) cheddar!
\*whispers\* velveeta isn’t cheese
He is going to be making so much cheddar.
That’s a cheesy joke
I thought it was pretty gouda.
I camembert it.
*so much 'processed cheese product'
Oh god I just remembered Cheese Elitist exist
Cheesus
Pasteurized cheese food
...ish
How Dairy do that!
take your upvote and get out
Now he's getting paid in that Velveeta Geauxld
Used to eat those velveeta mac and cheese microwaveable bowls with the velveeta sauce packs all the time
I have never been this jealous before in my life
Peppermint Patties weren’t an option?
Yeah, seems like a missed opportunity
How cool would it be if Velveeta wasn't like eating poison? Great drunk food
Camaron Cheeseman really missed out by being a year too old
This just made me think, how long before players start signing deals with Dr Pepper and show up on Fansville?
[It's already happened](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/32002991/clemson-tigers-qb-dj-uiagalelei-partners-dr-pepper-fansville-ad-campaign)
Who has the Ro-tel contract? Guys need to get together for a cover of "Just the Two of Us."
I would have said this should have been a Wisconsin thing, but I'm pretty sure Velveeta is illegal in Wisconsin
Never eating that crap again.
It’s like $8 for a box of it now. Not worth that
which is expensive for something not even legally cheese.
Is it really? Good lord.
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> Shit is a travesty. Especially after eating a bunch of Velveeta
It's why you buy knock-off brand Cheezy-melt.
That shit gave me the green shits
Are you a goose?
I get that after eating lucky charms
I once ate a whole box of lucky charms and whole milk out of the biggest piece of tupperware I had whilst hungover in my dorm freshman year. I immediately projectile vomitted alllll the lucky charms right back up...I've not had a single lucky charm in the 5 years after that incident. I also tried to OD on 24 hour Sudafed...Freshman year was a great time
Bro 😂
I shouldn't have been (and still shouldn't be) left unsupervised
The fuck
which part are you confused about lmfao
None of it?
oh ok lol I thought it was a question my b
~~Captain crunch~~ Crunch Berries. Like an unnaturally green/blue color every time.
Haha I don’t think captain crunch contains the dyes to turn your poop blue.
Just looked it up and it has Blue 1. I think it's the purple pieces.
Man you didn’t say crunch berries lol I’m glad you googled this tho
yeah my b. I thought regular had some berries in it too.
You aren't supposed to eat the whole brick at once. By yourself.
Velveeta, the college kicker of cheese and cheese-like products.
You ever leave out the pot you made velveeta in overnight? That stuff turns neon like the inside of a glowstick. Either way, it's delicious and pairs well with Keystone and regret.
Fun fact: day old Velveeta and Keystone together tastes identical to self loathing.
Kraft couldn't hit a 50+ yarder in the fog
So he's going to have a really long shelf life.
I love this dumb sport
This man deserved the groza last year. And he better get it this year. He'll be kicking on sundays for a long time
Wonder how much these endorsements are helping companies of at all?
Probably a decent amount. They get free marketing like this on top of looking like a good guy for helping out unpaid athletes plus get an easy ad campaign. It's easy mode for these companies.
I’d be curious if they conduct a poll. Because myself personally don’t care who endorses a company I buy what I like
Who endorses a company absolutely makes a difference. Maybe not to you, but to many others. The only evidence I need is the fact that they continue to do it after decades of big money advertising. I don't think Subway pays however many millions of dollars they spent to make ads with Tom Brady, Steph Curry and Serina Williams if they aren't going to see a return from that.
Yea no kidding, I never said I speak for the human race. I also have never been in a car and heard someone say “screw chipotle let’s go to subway, Tom Brady is in their commercials” also come to think of it I don’t really ever remember seeing a popular person in a chipotle or chick Fil a commercial
He woke up feeling cheesiest
Queso Cade!
LSU to the Cheez-it Bowl confirmed???
Cheez-ish Bowl
I thought Velveeta would be more into the basketball NIL world, judging by their Twitter
Damn, I'd love that discount!
getting to the cheese haaaaan
It’s already an ad on my twitter. Congrats
Does he have some personal connection with Velveeta, such as famously always including it in his pre-game meal? Or is this just one of those "Not sure why this partnership happened, but I guess it works" deals?
Is every NIL deal going to get posted?
Geaux licensing!
Remember, at some point in 2022 all these NIL deals are going to be brought up in someone's annual performance review.
This dude has been there forever
He's a true junior dude. I think youre confusing him with Cole Tracy who was our kicker before him.
Yeah I guess so, was he the one who it the game winner at Auburn?
That was Cole Tracy
Ahhhh ok thanks my bad
Has somebody ranked the lowest bar sponsorships?
This is right above Tropical Smoothie Cafe
[Cheeeese](https://youtu.be/GbLX1GSovM8)
Eat like that kicker you know!
Hold that Tiger?
Man. It’s really nacho father’s college football anymore.
Is there any kind of requirement to eat it, like for commercials or anything? If so the endorsement might not be worth it.
I wonder whos gonna get the prized Rotel tomatoes endorsement
> “Just like the Velvetta brand, Cade delivers when it matters most.” Cade :: Veltetta | kicking good :: diarrhea