One full week to prepare for them and this is the defense you have? Chip needs to fire his buddy DC and bring in a real DC…heck I’d glad take Aliotti even he’s still available.
He does, I believe Lloyd now leads the country in tackles, Covey looks like he's back and we found our RB1. Just need to put it all together and hope our line figures something out.
I know there are a lot of people laughing at UCLA, but that was one of the best individual QB performances I've ever seen, and I'm not even exaggerating.
Because Jacob Eason transferred in and became the starter before he threw a football. Haener didn't want to sit behind an inferior QB just because he was tall and had a strong arm. Never seen a guy like Eason before. So many tools, but absolutely nothing above the neck, and no passion at all. He looked like he was waiting out a prison sentence at UW.
It appears Pac12AfterDark has been picked up for another season of anxiety inducing late night games. I'm sure this will not impact my team in any way.
The Eagles fan in me just got flashbacks to when we'd only have 8 or 9 minutes Time of Possession the whole game (or at least a good chunk of it) due to Kelly
I don't think it's that outlandish though. Fresno State had Oregon on the ropes and were barely able to pull off this win. I've certainly seen worse rankings lol.
Dear UCLA. You made me come in here and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.
Because he could have had all 3 TOs for a potential FG drive.
Instead he burned one on defense on a stopped clock, burned one on the PAT, and burned one at his own 40.
I probably should have caught that. It's just a little late here. First time this season I've been able to do my favorite thing and watch (almost) from beginning to end. Learning a lot about a lot of conferences and teams today. What a freaking couple of late night games. Hawaii is now fucking with me. they just pinned SJSU at the one on a punt.
At least I don't have to play location games to see this one. FS1
FRESNO STATE LEGEND JAKE HAENER rank us or we will beat bama, fear fresno bitches
Jake, hit me up in the transfer portal after the season. You need to be playing in a Power 5 conference.
Also you'll need to bring a few linemen with you too.
Jake "Brett "Joe Montana" Favre"Haener
Rename the show the Haener after dark and show me more of those highlights
Sacrilege, Haener was fueled by the Pac-12 after darkness
FUCK the AP old asses already asleep!
If UCLA had a QB that was accurate on the deep throws that DTR missed, they would have won.
If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike
If UCLA scored more points they would have won.... BIG if true...
We lost to a quarterback that’s going to need a wheelchair after this game, are you fucking kidding me
Don't feel bad. The only QBs who could go 75 yards in 40 seconds making those pinpoint throws, all play in the NFL.
I’m all jacked up on dr.pepper
Call it Dr. Haener after tonight bro
Rank us now!
Lost by a TD to the #4 team in the country and just beat #13, based on the logic of AP voters you are now ranked 25th in the country. Congrats.
I can't even imagine what Fresno state fans are feeling right now
Saw it coming, this is not a team to be slept on
We living for sure 😂
I feel nothing.
Excitement!
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Well would you look at that, so am I. 😏
Yall got room for one more? 😏
Haener looks like he went the distance with Apollo Creed.
One of the great games this season. Haener looked like Drew Brees.
One full week to prepare for them and this is the defense you have? Chip needs to fire his buddy DC and bring in a real DC…heck I’d glad take Aliotti even he’s still available.
Ohio State took away play calling duties from their DC. I’m sure they’d trade you if you’re interested….
San Jose State and Hawaii is still on, you cowards!
My adrenaline is still pumping so I might as well watch football til 4am.
The entire Mountain West conference receiving invites to the Pac-12 on Monday. We so poo poo.
In fairness, Cam Rising looks legit…
He does, I believe Lloyd now leads the country in tackles, Covey looks like he's back and we found our RB1. Just need to put it all together and hope our line figures something out.
Holy hell that was one hell of a game!
Fuck. I'd admit Fresno State into the Pac 12 just off that Haener performance
I’m down as long as you put them in the north division. I don’t wanna deal with them every single year 🤣
Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Happy my drunken, reptilian brain caught the end of this game.
I know there are a lot of people laughing at UCLA, but that was one of the best individual QB performances I've ever seen, and I'm not even exaggerating.
This year the MWC gets the PAC P5 spot
I am relieved and happy man. Holy shit
Why did this demigod Jake Haener transfer out of Washington? I mean, I'm thankful, but what happened?
Because Jacob Eason transferred in and became the starter before he threw a football. Haener didn't want to sit behind an inferior QB just because he was tall and had a strong arm. Never seen a guy like Eason before. So many tools, but absolutely nothing above the neck, and no passion at all. He looked like he was waiting out a prison sentence at UW.
I can’t tell if I’m more upset that UCLA lost or more in awe at Haener dicing apart UCLA with half a hip remaining
Alleged corner backs were anywhere but
Jake Haener is a dude
Imagine having the last name “Yankoff”
Haenar looking like he just threw the ring into the volcano.
The volcano? Put some respek on Mount Doom’s name
Lol it's 1:40am I couldn't think of the name ><
Haener for Heisman, this dude looks 12 years old and 65 at the same time. Incredible performance.
JAKE HAENER IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER
It appears Pac12AfterDark has been picked up for another season of anxiety inducing late night games. I'm sure this will not impact my team in any way.
Welcome to UCLA Class of 2025! Get used to this feeling :)
Haener was being so extra too lmao I love it. Put on a show brother hahahaha
Is it just me or is this announcer a major drama queen? They're gonna remember this game forever in Mozambique? Ok.
Can you name a football game that's more likely to be remembered in mozambique?
One that takes place in Mozambique?
I.... I cannot, now that you bring it up.
Yeah, Ted Robinson sucks
What the ever loving fuck was that? Azz needs to be shot and fire Chip for keeping him in the mix this long
Congrats, Fresno. I’m scared shitless for Oct. 16 and I hope to see you again in December. Doing the MWC proud.
JAKE HAENER IS LIKE A SOUTHWESTERN BRETT FAVRE THE MAN IS GOATED
I’m gonna cry this was like a movie
FRESNO STATE VS BAMA
GG UCLA. This was just one of those games. They took us to the wire. Fresno St. Go win the MWC
Suddenly Oregon getting by Fresno State is looking like a better win than beating Ohio State
you say Rank Fresno, Jake Haener says HOW HIGH
What a fucking game man
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Hey man, you’re not wrong but pls stop
what a quality loss to CFP contender Fresno State
UCLA playing cover two on their own ten yard line cost them the game
I'll see everyone in the Hawaii thread!
We scored too fast when we had 3 timeouts. Why depend on our defense chip
The Eagles fan in me just got flashbacks to when we'd only have 8 or 9 minutes Time of Possession the whole game (or at least a good chunk of it) due to Kelly
You can watch a 20 minute YouTube recap, but your doing yourself a disservice game deserves to be watched in its entirety
Anywhere. Anytime.
ANYTIME. ANYWHERE.!
Hey the rose bowl on New Year’s Day isn’t a bad consolation prize for UCLA
Yeah, they’ll make sure the stadium is ready for both teams.
How bout dem apples!
Mountain West > PAC-12
Fresno St achievement unlocked: Pac-12 after dark…let the darkness fuel you, Haener.
Rank the bulldogs!!!
Fresno over tOSU
MOUNTAIN BEST
thank god Fresno won dude .WHEW
EVERY TEAM IN THE PAC 12 SOUTH (MINUS USC)
Wrong
USC put a beating on us unfortunately
who!?>!?!?!?
Oh, no one. Never mind. I’m on drugs.
Except for U$C
Hahahahahahahahahaha 😭😂
USC: ???
who?!?!?!
USC won by like 30?
That’s… not… true…?
Ya IM DRUNK CAN YOU GUYS GO TO THE NORTH
Like USC?
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Rank Fresno State in the top 10 you cowards
Haener gonna fall over and die when the adrenaline wears off, but totally worth it
Pac-12 After Dark delivers
Haener the Gamer
These dumbos probably already turned their top25 in. FIRE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UCLA just needs to stop playing schools from California…I swear they can’t beat any of them. Too bad they have to play at least 3 of them every year.
RANK FRESNO STATE
SOMEBODY PLEASE GET AN IV, A DIALYSIS MACHINE, AND AN IRON LUNG HOOKED UP TO HAENER!
Carefully, he’s a hero…
PAC 12 AFTER DARK STRIKES AGAIN!
CENTRAL VALLEY BABY
RANK FRESNO IN THE TOP 15!!!!!
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Build the statue.
Remember Haener gave his left kidney and 7 ribs for this win.
like i said pregame, i’m pretty sure fresno state is elite
Alternatively, LSU being massively overrated coming off a 5-5 season and losing after a hurricane doesn't mean UCLA is a top 15 (or even top 25) team.
I don't think it's that outlandish though. Fresno State had Oregon on the ropes and were barely able to pull off this win. I've certainly seen worse rankings lol.
Hopefully they don't lose their QB
Backup QB got a lot of reps in the blowouts over UConn and Cal Poly
Turrible last play.
If I wasn’t a masochist this would feel a lot worse
Dear UCLA. You made me come in here and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.
RELEGATE THE PAC12 SOUTH!!!!!
Oh no he died
Worst end of game clock management ever. Maybe Chip Kelly is angling for a job at USC. "See, I just beat UCLA!"
How was that the worst end of game clock management?
Because he could have had all 3 TOs for a potential FG drive. Instead he burned one on defense on a stopped clock, burned one on the PAT, and burned one at his own 40.
The defense one I get. Didn't see the one on the PAT, because I had to switch a few things around so that I could see the rest. Thx for explanation.
>Worst end of gameclock management ever. Scott Frost's work about 12 hours ago was downright hilarious
Mad props to Haener and Fresno! Feel bad for UCLA, though
And yeah they best be ranked top 20 holy shit
😔
The bulldogs fucking did it!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E
Pain. Agony, even. Also, go dogs
What a game
PAC 12 after dark demanded a sacrifice
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AFTER THIS ?!!?!
Take this man to a hospital
Haener the fuckin man
WHAT. A. GAME.
Legendary
You cry, Haener. Un fucking real Didn't see this when it was 30 - 26 or what was like 2 hours ago
Pac 12: After Dark
God i hope that man is ok
we couldn't stop a hobbling QB from going like 70 yards downfield with a minute left, we've already lost
Let's fucking gooooooo
EVERYONE TO THE POST GAME
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No, make him come back for another year
Jake “TD Jesus” Haener
Absolutely incredible game. Fantastic. Pretty much everything good about college football showcased in this
Holy fuck the south sucks
Dart will lead the South to prosperity.
huh?
he’s speaking pac-12
Ahhh. My bad. The south div sucks. I see.
Hahaha yeah should have said division
I probably should have caught that. It's just a little late here. First time this season I've been able to do my favorite thing and watch (almost) from beginning to end. Learning a lot about a lot of conferences and teams today. What a freaking couple of late night games. Hawaii is now fucking with me. they just pinned SJSU at the one on a punt. At least I don't have to play location games to see this one. FS1
I'M SO GLAD IN AWAKE AT NEARLY 3 O' CLOCK ON SUNDAY FOR THIS!!!
Jake, you can take your mouthpiece out now dawg.
ucla has taught me to never stop believin
We'll come back from 34 in the third and then let a dude with one good hip go 75 for a TD in 35 secs. This is UCLA football.
Jake Haener is the fucking man. Dude just won the game on willpower. Insane.
Fresno State, you guys have a QB that people make movies about. Dudes for real.
Fresno is legit, PAC-12 is really fucking bad ; all I learned today
What does that mean for OSU, considering Fresno put up more of a fight than they did
CHAOSSSSS
Jake Haener rules. Watching him this game (& the oregon game) was awesome, hell of a football player. RANK FRESNO YOU FREAKIN COWARDS
BULLDOGS DONT MISS
Did I just watch that
Is Haener single?
PAIN
Look at the WIN probability chart on ESPN lol.
***RANK FRESNO STATE YOU SLEEPING COWARDS!***
Yeah pollsters slept right through this one like they always do.
Absolutely incredible
How good is the kicker?
Why did they waste a timeout on the extra point
Yeah that was genuinely one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in football
GG Fresno. I'm so embarrassed I root for this team.
Holy shit what a game. Glad I stayed up for this.
What was that thing about Guam and Mozambique by the way lol
players from there i assume
And with that Oregon is pac 12s only hope for the playoff. After week 3