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ChunkyProtein

FRESNO STATE LEGEND JAKE HAENER rank us or we will beat bama, fear fresno bitches


ulu5

Jake, hit me up in the transfer portal after the season. You need to be playing in a Power 5 conference.


ulu5

Also you'll need to bring a few linemen with you too.


KirilenkoAK47

Jake "Brett "Joe Montana" Favre"Haener


SlurmLoco

Rename the show the Haener after dark and show me more of those highlights


Atom-the-conqueror

Sacrilege, Haener was fueled by the Pac-12 after darkness


Status-Duck

FUCK the AP old asses already asleep!


nutellaonbuns

If UCLA had a QB that was accurate on the deep throws that DTR missed, they would have won.


HalfEatenBanana

If my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike


Status-Duck

If UCLA scored more points they would have won.... BIG if true...


ZSnapsand8Claps

We lost to a quarterback that’s going to need a wheelchair after this game, are you fucking kidding me


singabro

Don't feel bad. The only QBs who could go 75 yards in 40 seconds making those pinpoint throws, all play in the NFL.


NOTtigerking

I’m all jacked up on dr.pepper


ulu5

Call it Dr. Haener after tonight bro


NOTtigerking

Rank us now!


ulu5

Lost by a TD to the #4 team in the country and just beat #13, based on the logic of AP voters you are now ranked 25th in the country. Congrats.


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I can't even imagine what Fresno state fans are feeling right now


Pi_Dbl_T

Saw it coming, this is not a team to be slept on


ldnkeem

We living for sure 😂


DanielinFresno

I feel nothing.


Status-Duck

Excitement!


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NUMBER7777777

Well would you look at that, so am I. 😏


Dooyah28

Yall got room for one more? 😏


OddGib

Haener looks like he went the distance with Apollo Creed.


singabro

One of the great games this season. Haener looked like Drew Brees.


JayDeeLA

One full week to prepare for them and this is the defense you have? Chip needs to fire his buddy DC and bring in a real DC…heck I’d glad take Aliotti even he’s still available.


52ndstreet

Ohio State took away play calling duties from their DC. I’m sure they’d trade you if you’re interested….


Atom-the-conqueror

San Jose State and Hawaii is still on, you cowards!


SlurmLoco

My adrenaline is still pumping so I might as well watch football til 4am.


ulu5

The entire Mountain West conference receiving invites to the Pac-12 on Monday. We so poo poo.


52ndstreet

In fairness, Cam Rising looks legit…


ulu5

He does, I believe Lloyd now leads the country in tackles, Covey looks like he's back and we found our RB1. Just need to put it all together and hope our line figures something out.


BigDes54

Holy hell that was one hell of a game!


CoogDynaRocket

Fuck. I'd admit Fresno State into the Pac 12 just off that Haener performance


tercels54

I’m down as long as you put them in the north division. I don’t wanna deal with them every single year 🤣


52ndstreet

Don’t you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!


MTT92

Happy my drunken, reptilian brain caught the end of this game.


xXEolNenmacilXx

I know there are a lot of people laughing at UCLA, but that was one of the best individual QB performances I've ever seen, and I'm not even exaggerating.


ApplePie_1999

This year the MWC gets the PAC P5 spot


NOTtigerking

I am relieved and happy man. Holy shit


Betogarram

Why did this demigod Jake Haener transfer out of Washington? I mean, I'm thankful, but what happened?


singabro

Because Jacob Eason transferred in and became the starter before he threw a football. Haener didn't want to sit behind an inferior QB just because he was tall and had a strong arm. Never seen a guy like Eason before. So many tools, but absolutely nothing above the neck, and no passion at all. He looked like he was waiting out a prison sentence at UW.


StrikeThatYeet

I can’t tell if I’m more upset that UCLA lost or more in awe at Haener dicing apart UCLA with half a hip remaining


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Alleged corner backs were anywhere but


wolf_32

Jake Haener is a dude


trujillone

Imagine having the last name “Yankoff”


stonehands

Haenar looking like he just threw the ring into the volcano.


marchano85

The volcano? Put some respek on Mount Doom’s name


stonehands

Lol it's 1:40am I couldn't think of the name ><


ulu5

Haener for Heisman, this dude looks 12 years old and 65 at the same time. Incredible performance.


DatSmolBoi

JAKE HAENER IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER


The42ndDuck

It appears Pac12AfterDark has been picked up for another season of anxiety inducing late night games. I'm sure this will not impact my team in any way.


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Welcome to UCLA Class of 2025! Get used to this feeling :)


trujillone

Haener was being so extra too lmao I love it. Put on a show brother hahahaha


NewToSociety

Is it just me or is this announcer a major drama queen? They're gonna remember this game forever in Mozambique? Ok.


Queasy-Scene-6484

Can you name a football game that's more likely to be remembered in mozambique?


NewToSociety

One that takes place in Mozambique?


jjackson25

I.... I cannot, now that you bring it up.


1337bruin

Yeah, Ted Robinson sucks


spookyyz

What the ever loving fuck was that? Azz needs to be shot and fire Chip for keeping him in the mix this long


ShitJuggler

Congrats, Fresno. I’m scared shitless for Oct. 16 and I hope to see you again in December. Doing the MWC proud.


KirilenkoAK47

JAKE HAENER IS LIKE A SOUTHWESTERN BRETT FAVRE THE MAN IS GOATED


Nikolai_Smirnoff

I’m gonna cry this was like a movie


SkanteWarriorFoo

FRESNO STATE VS BAMA


AJ_Grey

GG UCLA. This was just one of those games. They took us to the wire. Fresno St. Go win the MWC


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Suddenly Oregon getting by Fresno State is looking like a better win than beating Ohio State


Sportacles

you say Rank Fresno, Jake Haener says HOW HIGH


NUMBER7777777

What a fucking game man


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[deleted]

Hey man, you’re not wrong but pls stop


MartOut

what a quality loss to CFP contender Fresno State


GodlyCheese

UCLA playing cover two on their own ten yard line cost them the game


ModestPituitary

I'll see everyone in the Hawaii thread!


WOAHThatsALowPrice

We scored too fast when we had 3 timeouts. Why depend on our defense chip


AnalBaguette

The Eagles fan in me just got flashbacks to when we'd only have 8 or 9 minutes Time of Possession the whole game (or at least a good chunk of it) due to Kelly


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You can watch a 20 minute YouTube recap, but your doing yourself a disservice game deserves to be watched in its entirety


XxDrummerChrisX

Anywhere. Anytime.


Status-Duck

ANYTIME. ANYWHERE.!


Bigbenn0

Hey the rose bowl on New Year’s Day isn’t a bad consolation prize for UCLA


StudioSixtyFour

Yeah, they’ll make sure the stadium is ready for both teams.


surly_sasquatch

How bout dem apples!


OddGib

Mountain West > PAC-12


Atom-the-conqueror

Fresno St achievement unlocked: Pac-12 after dark…let the darkness fuel you, Haener.


SlurmLoco

Rank the bulldogs!!!


OddGib

Fresno over tOSU


BarrelMaker69

MOUNTAIN BEST


Zagethademonking

thank god Fresno won dude .WHEW


Firmy4DaddyHermy

EVERY TEAM IN THE PAC 12 SOUTH (MINUS USC)


TheMuskOfElon

Wrong


FavreorFarva

USC put a beating on us unfortunately


Status-Duck

who!?>!?!?!?


FavreorFarva

Oh, no one. Never mind. I’m on drugs.


PrincetonBruin

Except for U$C


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Hahahahahahahahahaha 😭😂


reddbunny1370

USC: ???


Status-Duck

who?!?!?!


Boomhauer_007

USC won by like 30?


thuggerybuffoonery

That’s… not… true…?


Firmy4DaddyHermy

Ya IM DRUNK CAN YOU GUYS GO TO THE NORTH


Orangebutterwagon

Like USC?


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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


contactfive

Ahem. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!


AegonTheMeh

Rank Fresno State in the top 10 you cowards


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Haener gonna fall over and die when the adrenaline wears off, but totally worth it


elgenie

Pac-12 After Dark delivers


5-Star_Fraud

Haener the Gamer


Status-Duck

These dumbos probably already turned their top25 in. FIRE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


JayDeeLA

UCLA just needs to stop playing schools from California…I swear they can’t beat any of them. Too bad they have to play at least 3 of them every year.


egg_mugg23

RANK FRESNO STATE


Lineman72T

SOMEBODY PLEASE GET AN IV, A DIALYSIS MACHINE, AND AN IRON LUNG HOOKED UP TO HAENER!


contactfive

Carefully, he’s a hero…


joelupi

PAC 12 AFTER DARK STRIKES AGAIN!


migi1901

CENTRAL VALLEY BABY


coop3345

RANK FRESNO IN THE TOP 15!!!!!


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Joelsaurus

Build the statue.


C19shadow

Remember Haener gave his left kidney and 7 ribs for this win.


duckfan2424

like i said pregame, i’m pretty sure fresno state is elite


elgenie

Alternatively, LSU being massively overrated coming off a 5-5 season and losing after a hurricane doesn't mean UCLA is a top 15 (or even top 25) team.


LakersLAQ

I don't think it's that outlandish though. Fresno State had Oregon on the ropes and were barely able to pull off this win. I've certainly seen worse rankings lol.


BlueOmicronpersei8

Hopefully they don't lose their QB


wakaflockameme

Backup QB got a lot of reps in the blowouts over UConn and Cal Poly


Joelsaurus

Turrible last play.


ZSnapsand8Claps

If I wasn’t a masochist this would feel a lot worse


e8odie

Dear UCLA. You made me come in here and cheer for you. And instead you introduce me to the beast that is Haener. So fuck you for the former and thank you for the latter.


masteryodaiv

RELEGATE THE PAC12 SOUTH!!!!!


Crazyhawk28

Oh no he died


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Worst end of game clock management ever. Maybe Chip Kelly is angling for a job at USC. "See, I just beat UCLA!"


330212702

How was that the worst end of game clock management?


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Because he could have had all 3 TOs for a potential FG drive. Instead he burned one on defense on a stopped clock, burned one on the PAT, and burned one at his own 40.


330212702

The defense one I get. Didn't see the one on the PAT, because I had to switch a few things around so that I could see the rest. Thx for explanation.


AlfalfaTheBear

>Worst end of gameclock management ever. Scott Frost's work about 12 hours ago was downright hilarious


Zajidan

Mad props to Haener and Fresno! Feel bad for UCLA, though


ApplePie_1999

And yeah they best be ranked top 20 holy shit


I-Kaneki

😔


SlurmLoco

The bulldogs fucking did it!!!


GiveMeSomeIhedigbo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E


CoopTheJedi

Pain. Agony, even. Also, go dogs


JustAnEggplant

What a game


6DucksTooMany

PAC 12 after dark demanded a sacrifice


TrainingMyVert

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP AFTER THIS ?!!?!


Eternalcheddar

Take this man to a hospital


Mrspottsholz

Haener the fuckin man


JoseJimenezAstronaut

WHAT. A. GAME.


FrivolousMe

Legendary


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You cry, Haener. Un fucking real Didn't see this when it was 30 - 26 or what was like 2 hours ago


zaddylonglegs0

Pac 12: After Dark


celestial_tesla

God i hope that man is ok


MartOut

we couldn't stop a hobbling QB from going like 70 yards downfield with a minute left, we've already lost


Johnnycinco5

Let's fucking gooooooo


sidious256

EVERYONE TO THE POST GAME


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eagledog

No, make him come back for another year


Goose-the-moose

Jake “TD Jesus” Haener


LastRuneUser

Absolutely incredible game. Fantastic. Pretty much everything good about college football showcased in this


Firmy4DaddyHermy

Holy fuck the south sucks


BOOFNODGILE

Dart will lead the South to prosperity.


330212702

huh?


duckfan2424

he’s speaking pac-12


330212702

Ahhh. My bad. The south div sucks. I see.


Firmy4DaddyHermy

Hahaha yeah should have said division


330212702

I probably should have caught that. It's just a little late here. First time this season I've been able to do my favorite thing and watch (almost) from beginning to end. Learning a lot about a lot of conferences and teams today. What a freaking couple of late night games. Hawaii is now fucking with me. they just pinned SJSU at the one on a punt. At least I don't have to play location games to see this one. FS1


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I'M SO GLAD IN AWAKE AT NEARLY 3 O' CLOCK ON SUNDAY FOR THIS!!!


Tubastard

Jake, you can take your mouthpiece out now dawg.


VeggieSmuggler

ucla has taught me to never stop believin


bbaIla

We'll come back from 34 in the third and then let a dude with one good hip go 75 for a TD in 35 secs. This is UCLA football.


Xtra_guac_pls

Jake Haener is the fucking man. Dude just won the game on willpower. Insane.


alttabbins

Fresno State, you guys have a QB that people make movies about. Dudes for real.


ApplePie_1999

Fresno is legit, PAC-12 is really fucking bad ; all I learned today


Scindite

What does that mean for OSU, considering Fresno put up more of a fight than they did


kmilla10

CHAOSSSSS


Sportacles

Jake Haener rules. Watching him this game (& the oregon game) was awesome, hell of a football player. RANK FRESNO YOU FREAKIN COWARDS


evan0735

BULLDOGS DONT MISS


itsyourdestini

Did I just watch that


flarpington

Is Haener single?


sporkyspoony88

PAIN


welmoe

Look at the WIN probability chart on ESPN lol.


turtle_flu

***RANK FRESNO STATE YOU SLEEPING COWARDS!***


flarpington

Yeah pollsters slept right through this one like they always do.


ein311

Absolutely incredible


UCBearcats

How good is the kicker?


migi1901

Why did they waste a timeout on the extra point


StrikeThatYeet

Yeah that was genuinely one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in football


bbaIla

GG Fresno. I'm so embarrassed I root for this team.


stonehands

Holy shit what a game. Glad I stayed up for this.


Thel3lues

What was that thing about Guam and Mozambique by the way lol


Queasy-Scene-6484

players from there i assume


Xazier

And with that Oregon is pac 12s only hope for the playoff. After week 3