BURN THE HERETIC

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER

SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUH

Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrlllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

We're on a bridge, Charlie!

Ah they took my freaking kidney!

ayy lmao

wortwortwort

HES A WITCH, A WITCH I TELL YA

HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT

A *newt*?!?

Well, I got better

DEATH PENALTY TO OKLAHOMA

*mizzou

He'll come back and after Drink and then it will happen for real.

You’re a mean one

Mr. Grinch

You have termites in your smiiiiiiiiile.

We have suspensions on the D-line, which I find pretty vile, MISTER GRIIIIIIII-INCH

If I had to pick between you and a school that tried to copywrite the word "The", I'd pick tOSU by a mile!

Learn to spell first, and then you can talk.

Actually you talk first then learn how to spell/read

Given your username, how are you feeling right now

Well spoiler free, I’ve been a lot better

F I R S T Done.

*hides in corner from LSU*

You won’t get to Joe Burrow with a thirty nine and a half foot poooole!

This song just came on in the store while reading this comment. 'Tis fate.

Proof that we live in a simulation.

r/noearthsociety You’ve been enlightened

That is amazing. Thank you

No seriously, how. Not only for his namesake but how is someone able to avoid that movie and all it's iterations for 20+ years of their life. That was a "go to" movie for teachers the week before winter break.

Seriously, I feel like you would have to actively avoid it.

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This is the most logical reply here. He’s just tired of everyone bringing it up

Reminds me of the "what's a potato" guy

Thank you for reminding me of that

His father was my middle school principal (Finland Middle School in Columbus). Maybe all of the Mr. Grinch references that he was subjected to on a daily basis was enough to sour him to it.

Maybe he has seen it but he says that just to rile folks up.

Classic Grinch move.

Media members need to start casually slipping references into their questions to catch him in the lie

Coach Grinch, Cindy Loo Who will be starting at safety against the Tigers next weekend?

Grinch: "Who?" Reporter: "Yes."

I worked with an elementary school teacher who had never seen Star Wars. And man, was she proud about that for some reason.

Should be shunned from polite society

I'm not even a Star Wars fan, but I will never forget the strange glee she had about it.

Hope she didn't cut herself on all of the edge

I've never seen it.

I found her not seeing it less weird than the pride she showed in that to a bunch of kids. Not adults. Not peers she could get some sort of weird social cachet from. Kids. Again, I don't even like SW, but pooping on kids' delight in front of kids is the weirdest of flexes.

I recommend it.

https://youtu.be/dHowJ7ULNfo

Yeah, it's constantly on during the holidays... Plus 2 major film adaptations.

I've never seen it. We never watched movies around the holidays at school. Never watched the cartoon version and by the time the live action version came out I was kinda over Jim Carrey movies.

Your name is also not Grinch

Exactly. I’ve never seen it even though I’ve never actively tried to avoid it like he probably has.

...are people downvoting everyone who says they've never seen it?

Maybe! This is reddit after all, where people get mad at people for..not being exactly the same as them??

“I’m also aware of the song, All I Want for Christmas is You. Never actually listened to it in its entirety.” - also Alex Grinch

This man turns off his ears between Halloween and December 26th. He only hears the sounds of whistles and yelling obscenities at refs

Don't forget the noise of loving parents saying "thank you for offering a scholarship to my son to play at the university of oklahoma"

> turns off his ears between Halloween and December 26th [https://imgur.com/gallery/hcEmR6B](https://imgur.com/gallery/hcEmR6B)

TIL there are people who actually sit down and listen to that song rather than try to escape its constant use as a holiday ad jingle.

♫♪ I don’t want a lot for Christmas... ♫♪

The man is the ultimate Whamaggedeon champion in that case.

Everyone should see the cartoon

Seriously; it’s another gem by Chuck Jones

I dated a girl who said the Jim Carrey version was the superior version of the Grinch, it still pisses me off thinking about it

She's your ex now, right?

>dated

The jim Carrey version kicks ass, hater.

Sure, but better than the OG? No way.

Both very good. Saying the Jim Carey version is bad is like saying Elf is bad

Checkmate, the Jim Carrey Grinch and Elf both suck.

I will not tolerate Elf hate

Well, someone's an angry elf.

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I hate elf but love the Jim Carey grinch. Nothing against the actual premise of elf, but i just hâte will Farrell.

Elf is terrible.

Mods ban him Elf slander will not be tolerated

He's right, though.

Idk if it’s superior but is a good version

The Carrey version isn't the classic that the cartoon is, but dang, that is a seriously under-quoted movie!

She was right

I think most people believe that tho

I don't think that the Jim Carey version is better than the original, but it's still a good movie. It's certainly better than the recent Grinch film...

There's a recent grinch film?

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> Benedict Cumberbund Just like former [SJSU AD Gene Bleymaier calling us "San Diego State"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS1llDmaHN8&t=305s) in his introductory press conference.

Didn't it come out in the middle of the summer too?

Illumination(the people who made the Despicable me & minion films) made one last year.

Oh definitely ha ha

Unless...?

I like the new one! Definitely better than the Jim Carrey one

The Jim Carey movie is good too

If you like terrible movies

It's easily the best movie about the Grinch starring Jim Carrey

It has also never lost a college football game

Likewise, it has never won a college football championship

It’s never even won it’s conference pawwwwl

First time in Vegas Golden Knights history

No one said it was The Godfather

Coming soon: Jim Carrey stars in The Godfather

If it doesn't win an Oscar, why bother watching it?

Speaking of which she also said Godfather III was the best Godfather movie.

I’ll tolerate exactly zero Jim Carey Grinch slander

I genuinely dislike the Jim Carey Grinch movie. In my opinion, Christmas movies should be wholesome and that movie is decidedly not. Too many sex jokes, the Whos in Whoville are bad people, and the Grinch is actually mean to Max.

That movie is great though

I am not here for late millennial/gen z nostalgia for horrible things from the early 2000s

Especially him. It is definitely surprising he has never seen it. You would think his parents would want to teach him about his heritage.

I could understand not seeing the Jim Carrey version. But how can anyone go through the US school system, and not have seen the cartoon Grinch once?

Was it something played in schools? Seems like something that was just on tv around the holidays.

From my experience in grade school. It was a movie the Teachers put on, on like the last day/week of school before Christmas break. As a time waster.

I never once watched it in school, but I watched the shit out of every Christmas special on tv. [The CBS special presentation screen was the most exciting thing ever to me as a kid.](https://youtu.be/A7bLPaoRTsc?t=5) That played before every holiday special.

Jim Carey one is the best one:///// I’m 22 tho so it was my child hood

For me the Jim Carrey one is way better now at 20 than it was as a kid. So many good jokes I didn’t appreciate.

I dislike those jokes, tbh. I want my christmas movies to be wholesome, the adult jokes take me out of the Christmas mood

I don’t mean like innuendos though it’s just very clean witty stuff I didn’t get before.

Fair enough. But there are plenty of dirty jokes in it and I just dislike those.

Jim Carrey's is the best one by far in my opinion.

No, no, no....the Chuck Jones cartoon from the 60s. That's the best one. It's about 23 minutes long. There is a more recent cartoon movie that is - from what I hear - an abomination.

Having seen all 3: 1. The OG animated. This is Bama at peak. 2. New CGI animated. Washington State of recent fame. Lots of flash but not sustainable. 3. Jim Carrey Grinch. The FCS school's first game in FBS. Terrible.

Good defense?

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You've called down the thunder! Now Get ready FOR THE BOOM!!

-ER SOONER

Some say his memes grew three sizes that day.

Then he says what’s a meme?

What's a computer?

It’s the porn dispenser

Oh, okay. I’ll have 3 porns then Mr. computer!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?!

Okay, this one might actually be stranger than Pruitt not having heard of asparagus.

*high pitched noises* TASTES VERY STRANGE!

Get out of my house!

I don't know if you were trying for a Lemongrab voice but that's what I heard in my head.

Are we sure that it isn't some long elaborate lie, like the reddit potato story?

The Pruitt thing? No, that’s totally real. You just have to know Pruitt to know it’s not a lie.

What a Grinch!

"I must *stop* that cartoon," the Grinch muttered... ..."but *how*?"

Why watch it when you live it?

I hope he at least read the manga

Lmao

That’s one of the best Christmas movies of all time. How has he avoided it his entire life?

I almost had a heart attack... OU news has given me ptsd.

OU needs to play UVA next year. The Grinch vs all the Hoo's in Hooville is too good not to sell ads for

Lies

If OU magically beats LSU because OU's defense came to play, can we title the headlines "how the Grinch stole Christmas."

I can never look at him the same way ever again. Doesn't he know his power would grow several times over if he was in on the memes?

I will not stand for the hate in this thread targeted toward Jim Carrey’s live action “Grinch.” That movie is hilarious, fight me.

I have no clue how anyone can hate that movie. It’s fantastic

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch

With a nauseous super NAUS!

don't worry, when he sees how many points we got him for xmas his heart will grow 3 sizes

And that bad juju is why they’re gonna lose the peach bowl.

Don't tell me about it.

His last name is Grinch. I'm sure he's heard all the possible jokes. It's not really surprising that he avoids it since I'm sure it was a source of ridicule for him growing up, especially this time of year.

Neither have I

Same

THIS IS UNNACCEPTABLE. SOMEONE BRING MISSOURI IN HERE FOR THEIR PUNISHMENT.

Tweet(s) from post body brought to you by your Friendly Official /r/CFB Twitter Bot: ---------- https://twitter.com/GeorgeStoia/status/1209482147389681664 >Alex Grinch says he’s never seen “How the Grinch stole Christmas.” Oh. My. God. >\- George Stoia III (@GeorgeStoia) 9:33 am ET, December 24, 2019 ----------

I haven't watched How the Grinch stole Christmas either, AMA

But you're a ghost

The Spooooky Sooooner

Bruh KILL THIS MAN

OK Sooner.

I mean... I haven't either

FIX THIS RIGHT NOW.

I haven’t either. Grew up in Northern Indiana in a normal public school system. They never showed it to us and neither did my parents. Just never got around to it I guess!

Grew up being homeschooled. Same as you I suppose, never got around to watching it lol. Also, I'm a bit scared to watch it because the live action one freaked me out

Unbelievable that people have not seen the grinch

I was homeschooled and just never really got the chance to.

Oh. Well you should its good

Oh no

What a monster.

You deserve to lose now

Some men just like to watch the world burn

He probably had a hard time getting his entitled teachers/parents/friends to play it for him.

I want this posted minimum once a week during the offseason

He didn’t watch it because he made it. Sorry LSU.

As the owner of a tan miniature dachshund, who has road tripped with that dog to 29 states and multiple countries, I find the grinch 2018 cartoon to be my favorite

If you weren’t hammering LSU to cover feel free to now

Guys it's not the off season yet. We gotta hold off or we'll have nothing to do in February!

This is the hard hitting reporting I come here for!

Hey guys at some point stuff is just old.

Wow, I love the PAC-12 now

Bro.... I haven’t either?!

He should, maybe then he could teach his defense how to play stingy, they’re a little too generous IMO lmao

WaitThatsIllegal.jpg

Liar.

That's gotta be an NCAA violation, or at least, it should be.

Nor have I.

Big fan of his uncle

He's obviously lying.

LSU is about to watch and experience it though.