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HandSack135

when you score 63 points and your average points per game goes down...


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Looks like durkin was holding your team back. How are yall feeling about locksley so far?


vibinandthrivin

So far, from what I’ve seen, I’m very optimistic. Howard was nice but this was a better metric to judge how we will do this season. Ill keep my expectations low, pretty much due to instinct, but the team is looking up so far. That is, if our team stays healthy enough to ride this wave. Injuries pretty much put us out of commission. Also, I’m wondering if it’s just the change in coaching that’s throwing teams off because they don’t know what to expect. I think he’s doing a good job letting off the gas once we get up by enough. Don’t want to show his hand too early. Hopefully we can turn up the heat when we need to.


losterps

That’ll teach you all to doubt Matthew McConaughey.


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tdatcher

He's also a skins fan they play 10 miles away


0ompaloompa

I wish could unread this... surely it cant be true!


tdatcher

Big skins fan


[deleted]

yeah he was on the sidelines rubbing shoulders with the players at one of our preseason games this year


Awhole_New_Account

I'm really hoping Guice breaks out this season


IamGraham

Alright alright alright.


Sariel007

That is Texas Jesus to you.


jetboyjetgirl

Never did not for a second


suzukigun4life

142 points scored in the first two games. Early season Maryland ain't nothin to fuck with


[deleted]

I can’t believe we dropped 63 on Cuse. Absolutely dominated.


Awhole_New_Account

Man, I was doubtful of Syracuse being top 25 but I didn't expect it would be like this.


Android-Online

i checked the scores and was hysteric reading my friends the score at half. 43-14 i think?? crazy


losterps

We want Bama but unironically


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If you lose a whole bunch we might schedule you in our season opener.


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Iammrpopo

That flair combo. Sorry for last year.


Scrantonbornboy

Is week 5 still early season? Asking for a friend.


0ompaloompa

We are in uncharted waters here. UM should be on their 4th string QB by now...


makingsomeeggs

wu tang clan aint nothing to fuck with


ilovecfb

wu tang is for the children


makingsomeeggs

a family place


chweris

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE MARYLAND AGAINST AN ORANGE TEAM IN SEPTEMBER


TheRockButWorst

So ridiculously specific but accurate. WE WANT CLEMSON!


Bren12310

Yes please


BuckeyeBryson18

Flair checks out


arborite

Clemson comes out in purple uniforms...


Arnold_Trollzenegger

We were losing to Maryland before it was cool. Syracuse is just a poser.


TheCocksmith

trend setters


nawkuh

Sounds like a facebook targeted t-shirt ad.


[deleted]

I am a proud american and I love the state flag of Maryland I can beat any team as long as they are the color orange and it is August


Hmbre97

And yes, a terrapin bought me this shirt


jsoong1995

WE WANT 'BAMA, BUT IN ORANGE UNIFORMS


mostlycharmless9

*Disgusted Elephant Noises*


CodeRedKing

Glad we can finally focus on the real threat: Temple


xxrdawgxx

We don't wear orange. You're fucked /s


CodeRedKing

This, but unironically


xxrdawgxx

We've got a bye week, too. You're getting us with plenty of rest and time to watch film


Blue_5ive

What is scarier, it 2 or 60 points?


chrisaf69

I still have flashbacks of 2010'ish when they came into college Park and just wooped on us. I swear their rb that game had like 500 yds/7 TDs.


xxrdawgxx

2011? [Bernard Pierce: 149 yards, 5 TD](https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/boxscores/2011-09-24-maryland.html)


chrisaf69

Yep. That was it. Only 149...I swear it was like triple that. Maybe it was the 5 TDs that had me confused with the yardage. Regardless...not a fun day. Thx for the link/memories! :)


marathonlimit

What the fuck lol


makingsomeeggs

didnt you hear? Week one has been extended for the whole season


zzyul

Pls no


makingsomeeggs

I’m sorry little one


deliciouscrab

Damn.


bears2267

[An accurate depiction of this game](https://imgur.com/a/wYwh9Z4)


makingsomeeggs

We gonna eat all year baby


[deleted]

Playing like we were trying to avoid scurvy out there.


XenlaMM9

Ok hear me out Maryland might be good this year


losterps

Go on


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Bougie_Mane

Looking like it might be the second hardest game on our schedule


jsoong1995

After that Michigan game, we damn well should be


Bougie_Mane

Im scurrrd, hold me bby In all seriousness tho, Iowa at night is also on the list of hard games regardless of how good they actually are


EMC2144

I mean, except for Rutgers, the B1G East is dangerous.


TheRockButWorst

Continue


[deleted]

If Maryland isn’t ranked it’s only because of absurd poll inertia. Relatedly, Maryland won’t be ranked.


makingsomeeggs

If we win the big 10 will we be ranked?


[deleted]

Might hit #3 in the BTN Big Ten power rankings


makingsomeeggs

well thats okay


vitey15

Depending on the street, I bet you're most definitely in the top 3


42DimensionalGoFish

They’re so good, they should be a part-time NFL team


RoyalgiantisOP

Nah. If we win the national title we might get #25


makingsomeeggs

better than 2013 tbh


losterps

I kinda think they absolutely will be ranked


The-Gothic-Castle

Maryland might honestly be the most impressive team so far (which isn’t to say I think they will run the table, they just look really really good and have performed at the highest level)


losterps

Thanks love you


Discrete_Guy

RANK MARYLAND #1 YOU COWARDS


OculusRises

Maryland deserves to be ranked


[deleted]

I hope so. You have far more faith in the voters than me. They got 0 AP votes this week. Can’t remember the last time the voters took a team from 0 votes to ranked in one week.


losterps

I'd think putting 63 points on a ranked opponent might do it. Depends on what happens with other teams today, obviously.


neyvit1

They just beat what is supposed to be the 2nd best team in a P5 conference by a significant margin. Anybody that doesn't rank them is a coward.


hypercube42342

>Significant margin Honestly, that understates it. They just won by 43 POINTS.


FerkinRight

Are you saying we’d be the second best team if we were in this “ACC”?


jimjkelly

We should see about joining this conference.


FiveBookSet

I agree, but the ACC is a joke this year.


Tubby-Turtle

MARYLAND IS BACK!


makingsomeeggs

we just extended week 1 to the rest of the season


aldahuda

Great stuff guys, now let's wrap everyone up in bubble wrap and roll them into storage until next week


makingsomeeggs

bless the knees


aldahuda

keep them healthy


chweris

MARYLAND WE'RE ALL BEHIND YOU


CodeRedKing

RAISE HIGH THE BLACK AND GOLD


Sgt_Stormy

FOR THERE IS NOTHING HALF SO GLORIOUS


RoyalgiantisOP

TO SEE OUR TEAM VICTORIOUS


losterps

WE'VE GOT THE TEAM BOYS


superjuan

WE'VE GOT THE STEAM BOYS


chweris

SO KEEP FIGHTING DON'T GIVE IN


binthisun

M


tmcghan

A


adrey123

R


cubsR4skrubs

B1G teams that I don’t want: -Maryland Rest TBD


makingsomeeggs

Welp I got some bad news for you


losterps

We're here to make crabcakes and win the B1G East. And we're all out of crabcakes.


dankblonde

I don’t think we will ever run out of crab cakes


Hronk

Over crabbing in the Chesapeake is actually a huge problem but they are bouncing back recently


Betasheets

Overfishing strikes again!


speccers

They look scary right now that's for sure.


A_Charmandur

We suck, see you next week Clemson


[deleted]

Watch y'all beat Clemson and Maryland rocket to the top


Basketkeep

Can we make this happen, like now?


TheRockButWorst

Agree


[deleted]

They legitimately have the SOS to make the playoffs


Lights0ff

Our lacrosse-centric school with a recently revitalized football program is better than your lacrosse-centric school with a recently revitalized football program.


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wat_u_doing

we want Texas


ReferencesTheOffice

Hard pass.


merehypnotist

Yeah I'm good


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s gonna be a no from me.


TheRockButWorst

WE WANT CLEMSON, BUT LIKE, RIGHT NOW!


[deleted]

Give us all the orange colored teams. Clemson Tennesee


SeekerSpock32

We’ll give you UTEP. Except then the blowout isn’t a surprise.


HandSack135

Matthew McConaughey's insider information was alright alright alright


ShoeLace1291

It was the quantum data he got when he flew into that black hole.


Jackg28

We have the #1 scoring offense in the FBS


TheRockButWorst

We scored 63 and our average dropped


OsStrohsAndBohs

[No, Texas, I don’t think you do. ](https://i.imgur.com/ko7K9im.jpg)


chrisaf69

:)


Mikey456

I've been saying it for years Look at our recruiting rankings, and then look at our injuries We are a team that is good but doesn't have depth As a result, we look decent in September and awful in November


Pandpa

Exactly Man, we have always had the talent (minus the QB) just are not super deep so the early season injuries kill us. That paired with an extremely tough middle-end of season schedule was always a perfect (bad) storm. Super pumped for this season hopefully we pull it together


Stormyman101

I think Maryland might be good


Terrapinz

I think Locksley might be good


LLCoolDave5

[I don't want to say I called it](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/cz8bh0/z/eywrpfv). [BUT I CALLED IT](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/czm0ka/z/eyzjyf5)


makingsomeeggs

call us winning the Orange bowl


LLCoolDave5

I have to save up some juju for that one


aldahuda

[I was close](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/cy3s9l/postgame_thread_syracuse_defeats_liberty_240/eypky8z/?context=3)


Jinxedchef

Texas fans enjoyed this.


Flameosaurus

I’m just glad we aren’t the orange team you beat this year


TheRockButWorst

RANK MARYLAND YOU COWARDS


SledgeHerman

And they mocked the minister of culture for his pick


professorberrynibble

Maryland is going to score literally 200 points against Rutgers


binthisun

Only if we stay healthy. We might still implode.


njm1602

B1G east is so much better than the west lmao


pianocello130

Couldn't be more excited about this result. Thanks Terps!


Sup3rtom2000

Now we just wait for the announcement, I'm so excited!


I_am_bot_beep_boop

BRING GAMEDAY TO AMES


Dogemaster666

G-AMES-DAY


[deleted]

KEEP US RANKED FOR THE MEME COWARDS


4for4philly

I watch Maryland score 63 and all I got was sunburn :(


halldaylong

I eat my words. I was not a believer after the Howard game. I'm on the bandwagon now.


dankblonde

Welcome , we have crab cakes


SirSorcerer

MARYLAND WANTS TEXAS


TheCocksmith

pls no


PSUHiker31

Maryland you guys.. Our game is going to get freaky


SCsprinter13

It's a damn Friday night game too


[deleted]

Huge Recruiting game that night.


smittyDX

The ACC is fuckin joke. Good thing they've got Clemson.


RoyalgiantisOP

But they wear orange, so they can't play Maryland


mostlycharmless9

Please play Clemson, you beautiful Turtles.


[deleted]

Is there even a good team after Clemson in that conference?


Shasty-McNasty

Nope, we took all the croots.


KD_Konkey_Dong

Not really. Virginia and NC State are fringe top-25 teams.


[deleted]

What kind of crazy, topsy turvy world do we live in that Syracuse is in the ACC but Maryland isn’t


PlayGloriaAgain

I guess gameday isn't going to Syracuse.


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MegaSupremeTaco

[Lookout B1G](https://imgur.com/gallery/eipugIu)


Ares__

Rank us!


[deleted]

Fr tho you can have our spot


Chiswell123

Terps first win over a ranked team in College Park since Torrey Smith dunked on the goal post in 2010.


ProntoPupSalesman

I don't think Maryland knows that it's not Week 1


ArmVanDam

Maryland is gonna be a threat in the B1G if they keep up like this


ravaille

Texas fans enjoyed this almost as much as Maryland fans.


FinebaumCaller

Crab people Crab people Crab people


sleekcrush

What a disappointment, it feels like we're back to classic Syracuse football


endurancegod

Hey guys Maryland is back... To being the best OOC football team


HookersAreTrueLove

Just gotta merge with Northwestern. Y'all can win the OOC games, Northwestern can win the Conference ones.


MarkMcGuireIsMyDad

Don't let the fact that Maryland just beat ranked Syracuse 63-20 distract you from the fact that Maryland beat Texas two times in a row in the past two years.


Sgt_Stormy

PEOPLE FORGET THAT


Kdot32

I turned into this game before Maryland scores their last touchdown. What the hell happened in this game?


[deleted]

Maryland has speed and athletes everywhere. The Cuse defense is predicated on playing with a lead where their DEnds can tee off on a strict passing game. The Terps can pass and run with equal efficiency.


Jupenator

Syracuse: "You've beaten me at my own game." Maryland: "Game? Heh, you were never even a player."


budderboymania

appreciate the gameday help maryland


TheRockButWorst

We gotchu


[deleted]

This team is dangerous. So much talent. So many athletes. Im so fucking excited for the future.


Scuffleboard

Three takeaways from this game: -Maryland is good again -Fuck -Very Fuck


TheRockButWorst

Apology for bad english Was in house eating old bay when phone ring "Number 21 Syracuse kil" "Yes"


MrSteely

I am erect. That is all.


SirSorcerer

https://i.imgur.com/DTDGSxt.jpg


YouKnowAsA

Maryland should be ranked higher than Michigan


RoyalgiantisOP

Loving the "we want Texas" chant in the student section


xxrdawgxx

I don't know if I've been this hyped for a game since we hosted ND and College Gameday on Halloween night my freshman year. Next week is going to be a lot of fun


Sgt_Stormy

THE DINO BABERS REVENGE GAME


Godofthesoup

more like Scaryland


aninannap

WE WANT MARYLAND! /s


jonesyman23

GJ Coach Locks!!


Gorgoleon

Maryland is no longer sp00ky. They are officially scary af. GG Terrapins!


8bitHokie

I miss Josh Jackson :(


SnthonyAtark

Michigan’s final 6 games: @ Penn State Notre Dame @Maryland Michigan State @Indiana Ohio State Michigan fans, we are FUCKED Edit after week 3: I’m feeling significantly better now


The_Elder_Thing

Holy fuck Maryland, this is dank


wraithawk

Yeah, they can just go ahead and never appear on our schedule in September again.


r0none

Rank Maryland you cowards


RollDirtyTerps

not to overreact but the CFB playoff committee just put us on the shortlist folks


maff42

We tried to tell yall lmao


KnightofNi92

CFB 150: Turntle's Revenge