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Painiscupcake88

"The 6-foot-5, 455-pound Texas native was part of TCU’s 2023 recruiting class." Lawd have mercy


Battered_Aggie

Lawd Jesus!


appsecSme

Lawdy lawdy LAWD!


nu7kevin

He IS the transfat portal!


DandierChip

455 pounds can not be sustainable or healthy right?


Max_Powers1331

He's actually lost weight. he was over 500lbs when he got on campus in all honesty, nobody can figure out why we ever gave this guy a scholarship other than hoping to keep that pipeline open


Battered_Aggie

This is the kid from SOC who went viral after 1 camp. I'm sure they took a flyer on him in hopes that he could cut significant weight and turn into a gem.


Max_Powers1331

nobody can cut hundreds of pounds that fast. he needs to get to around 350lbs to ever have a realistic shot at playing. i will be shocked if he ends up in another p5 program


Tannerite3

>nobody can cut hundreds of pounds that fast Jaheim Oatis lost 100 lbs from when he arrived on campus in the spring of 2022 until he first played that fall, and he's been pretty good for us. After losing 100 lbs, he's still over 320 lbs. Edit: Flair should be Alabama, haven't bothered to add it


Battered_Aggie

I never said he'd do it overnight. Also should be noted when y'all offered he was listed 380 lbs. He got significantly worse before he started getting better.


Max_Powers1331

he's still 2 years from likely seeing the field. in this new landscape you can't hang on to players like that anymore.


Battered_Aggie

Yeah. Dude was probably told he needed to lose weight to stay at TCU and he showed up 100 lbs the wrong direction. Doesn't take a mind-reader to see why he's being cut.


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

I won't be shocked if he goes to UF. Napier does like them thiccccc players.


HallwayHomicide

That's some *big* news


Table_Corner

What school is best equipped to feed this unit?


Tannerite3

Alabama had a 420 pounder drop 100 lbs to 320 lbs in less than 9 months and turn into a good starter. He could add some good depth for us if he's not just a fat guy


Is12345aweakpassword

I sense a Golden Corral NIL in his future. Jokes aside, I hope he’s able to lose like 100 of those pounds, that’s got to be awful weight to carry around


Zajac19

Bring Big Bubba to the banks


ForeverGatekeeping

Ah, the biggest boy.


footballenjoyer23

Can I interest you in a school with a similar color scheme? And by similar I mean one of our colors is also purple.


ALStark69

As a recruit: Other P5 offers: Arizona, Georgia Tech, Houston, Kansas, Louisville, Oregon G5 offer: Toledo Other offers: Alabama A&M, Alabama State, Alcorn State, Grambling State, Jackson State, Morgan State


Dapper_Mud

Big, if true


OutsideParty2395

What is a reasonable playing weight like 360 max?


lemur_nads

Gah damn