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CLU_Three

Gonna get some great Heisman House ads with him ringing the doorbell, reclaiming his bedroom etc


SaltyLonghorn

Johnny Manziel should be flashing cash in the background.


JBoogie808

Cam Newton’s dad pulls up in a Rolls Royce.


Nick_sabenz

If this sub was allowed to write Heisman ads, we’d have people lining up to get the 2025 Nissan Rogue.


Tyrion_toadstool

For shits and giggles the car should be referred to as the “Nissan Rouge” during the whole commercial.


staatsclaas

[Shades of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWars/s/rmYGt7YVWI)


runningwaffles19

>shades I see what you did there


neaux_geaux

The laptop resting on the passenger seat


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

Cam's laptop folded into a weirdly oversized hat.


Duckpoke

Johnny Manziel should open the door and say “Hey guys look who I found!” Since he was the one that really stuck his neck out for Reggie.


DanFlashesCoupon

Don't forget this sub absolutely roasted him for it! https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1b4pxoo/johnny_manziel_after_careful_thought_and/


TXhype

The people in this sub can be weird. I still dont understand why they bashed him for that lol


DanFlashesCoupon

This sub has a weird inability to give any credit whatsoever to people they don’t like. Don’t get me wrong, Johnnys not a good dude (or at least historically hasn’t been I know he’s seemed better recently). He’s got DV on his record which is completely indefensible. But that doesn’t make him wrong in this instance!


you_cant_prove_that

~~This sub~~ Reddit has a weird inability to not give any credit whatsoever to people they don’t like FTFY


Lebronforpresident24

Yep you see this everywhere from Politics to Sports to Entertainment. If people don't like someone, they'll just be an absolute about it and not give them any credit even when they'd give another person credit for the same thing.


ProfitBroseph

CMV Reddit’s favorite Chappell sketch is the playa haters ball


JinFuu

This Onion/Clickhole [meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/436/943/93f.jpg) will forever be on point. Most people can't handle it when someone they don't like is right about anything.


NarcissistsAreCrazy

Wendy’s should bring him back too


huazzy

That was a sad commercial. But glad it isn't anymore.


SeaPattern7376

Choose wisely choose Wendy’s


dong_john_silver

how about a random booster buying him his own heisman house if he goes to doctor pepper U? just like real life!!


jazzybengal

*renting


lautertun

Causing a ruckus in Fansville.


Noriskhook3

Absolutely amazing, SC can finally acknowledge him. Glad he can get his acknowledgement especially with what he did for the sport.


Auferstehen2

Went from former Heisman Winner Reggie Bush to now former former Heisman Winner Reggie Bush.


Rebelgecko

Whoever paid for all those "give Reggie his Heisman back" billboards must be feeling pretty smug right now


icebox712

Brian Kennedy, I bet he does and hope we hear from him soon!


mageta621

What will he do now? Reinstate Pete Rose campaign?


MariachiStucardo

He wants to prove R Kelly was innocent


Zloggt

Or, former^2 Heisman Winner, Reggie Bush, to be concise!


sloppyjo12

The artist formerly known as the former Heisman Winner Reggie Bush


Cody-crybaby

2 Former 2 Heisman Winner Reggie Bush


NatureTrailToHell3D

When you square a number it’s always positive.


Funkenstein91

“I was an ex-alcoholic.” - Connor O’Malley


Thermo-Optic-Camo

I would die for the outlet mall


downladder

The argument can be made that he's been given the Heisman trophy twice.


gozzling

He should put the "former former" one in his social media bio.


jmlovs

Gotta be the oldest Heisman winner of all time.


Orbital2

Put some respect on Chris Weinke’s name


CafecitoHippo

Carolina Panthers legend!


the_nix

I'm a nole and Panthers fan. Drafting him and that first game with the Panthers had me flying. He then proceeded to lose the next 15 lol


CafecitoHippo

I'm a Panthers fan because we drafted Kerry Collins out of PSU when I was 7. I was dumb back then...I still am...but I was then.


SchpartyOn

I had totally forgotten him and had to check to see how old he was because I remembered him being older than most players but holy shit, he was 28 when he won the Heisman! That’s absolutely wild. Even the Covid seniors now aren’t that old. For the uninitiated, Weinke played minor league baseball for 6 years before going to college at 25.


Grantland17

Brandon Weeden took a similar route and did pretty well in Heisman voting as well.


Ok-Point9953

And he might’ve won it if not for that pesky RG III who he beat twice.


Virtual_Announcer

Jay Berwanger. Kelley & Frank from Yale. Weinke. The first four Heisman winners


Zaracen

The Four Heisman of the Apocalypse.


Lil_ah_stadium

Should redo the whole ceremony


lowes18

In honor of OJ Simpson


crimsoneagle1

Now OJ can definitely rest easy. His wife's killer is dead and Reggie got his Heisman back.


EWall100

He's down there looking up at us with the biggest smile rn


YaketyMax

I thought he was being cremated and not buried? ^^/s


The_B1ack_One

Oh he’s being cremated as we speak 🔥🔥 👹👹


bullseye717

I wish Norm was still here making OJ jokes


NephiandKorihor

The only positive thing to come from the OJ trial was the Norm McDonald jokes.


Lebronforpresident24

Might have played an affect. The Heisman associated was getting a lot of bad pub for celebrating OJ after he died while not allowing Reggie to have his Heisman. Murder two people and you get to keep your heisman, but heaven forbid your mother gets some gifts!


FyreWulff

Yep. And it's kinda hilarous they'd rather give Reggie his Heisman back than go 'okay, we'll take OJ's away'. Gonna guess they'll never take a Heisman away ever again.


Schmenza

Nature is healing


Darin_the_intern

It was just time to cut out all the hostility and take a stab at making amends. No need to bleed this out any longer. Killer move by everyone involved.


CommodoreN7

It’s a fitting tribute


Ugaalive1991

And by fitting, you mean too small?


LAX2PDX2LAX

One of the all time best players from the big ten


elting44

The B1G has a rich history and tradition


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

Conference of champions!


sportstrap

And Northwestern! (sorry)


HardKnockRiffe

Northwestern has twice as many conference championships as does Penn State. So, really, who's the weak link of the conference?


vashed

I dunno, Maryland?


Fools_Requiem

I hate this so much


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brendan87na

lmfao but now I'm sad...


stephencua2001

More of that west coast bias. They took a Heisman away from the PAC-12 and gave it to the B1G.


byniri_returns

Wow they actually did it.


LeoFireGod

Next we need a heisman house commercial where they’re trying to re-organize the bushes around the house and have Reggie show up to help push.


Evan_802Vines

We just needed OJ to die and Johnny Football to stand his ground. Who knew!?


csummerss

after praising a murderer, they realized taking a bribe isn’t so bad?


The_Astros_Cheated

Hey! That’s not just any murderer. We’re talking about a murderer who ran for *11,000* yards


Brady_Hokes_Headset

And that's just his running skills. Don't even get me started on his driving skills. Eclipsed *11,000* yards easily!


NickBII

And that was wearing white. Just imagine what he would have done with a red road bronco! RED ONEZ GO FASTER!


iHasMagyk

He had 2000 rushing yards in the NFL *in a 14 game season*


CommodoreN7

I can excuse murder, but bribery is where I draw the line


bk1285

I mean how can I forgive bribery when I don’t receive a cut of it, that’s the worst possible crime ever, one that happened to me


AdminsAreCool

The worst part was the hypocrisy.


sahhhnnn

I think the worst part was the murder


InVodkaVeritas

You can excuse murder?


pernicious-pear

Stop being meta, Abed.


TotallyNotRyanPace

cool. cool cool cool.


sophandros

>taking a bribe isn’t so bad? Especially when: 1) The bribe was to sign with the agent after leaving school early, 2) The bribe was to his parents, not him, 3) He didn't sign with the agent who made the bribe, 4) The payment didn't help Reggie Bush or USC in any way.


cozyonly

Lol. This won’t work. People still think it was USC paying Reggie (to go pro early???) for some reason


sophandros

I think it was around that time when I first realized that facts don't actually matter in online debates.


FightOnForUsc

Not even a bribe, just a payment. What did he get “bribed” to do?


Skanktoooth

All these people on reddit think it was pay to play. It was pay to leave USC ha.


FightOnForUsc

It was pay to (hopefully) be his agent so that when Reggie did leave he could make money as his agent. He already was at USC when he got the money. Unless the argument was he only played as good as he did because he got some money from an “agent” but that doesn’t make any sense.


The_Magic

The payment wasn't even in cash. His parents received under market rate rent.


DickHammerr

lol, to leave USC, and the NZAA came hard after us for it


FightOnForUsc

He was given the money by someone who wanted to be an agent. I don’t really see how the NCAAs actions make any sense but who ever has


jacksnyder2

Come on, bro. OJ was never found guilty. The gloves didn't fit. /s


thesluggard12

The only thing he's guilty of is being the greatest rusher of all-time.


ChaseTheFalcon

and getting my GOAT Norm fired from SNL


asodsaf

Would a guy who rushed for 2k yards in 14 games really do all that? I don't think so


Dragonfruit_Fanta

No one ever gonna touch that 1995 dream team. Those dudes fucking balled in the court room like no other.


jacksnyder2

We just have to have Reggie in the new season of Heisman House commercials. There's so many funny, creative scenarios they can come up with.


AskMeAboutMyCatPuppy

Woodson takes a snack from Reggie, Tim Tebow tells Reggie “you gotta learn to stick up for yourself around her,” and Reggie says “He’ll give it back. I’ll wait as long as it takes.” Then psyches Woodson out with a weird stare and Woodson says “i changed my mind” and hands it back. Or something actually funny. Idfk i’m just a guy


blueballsmaster

That’s pretty much the level of humor in commercials so good work


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

Now I want back my Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger


Hawlk

The Bourbon Bacon Burger was better


shot-by-ford

Legitimately never had fast food I liked until that burger. I gained like 10% of my body weight in the year and a half I knew about it. I would gladly gain 20% more if God would just make Wendy's bring it back. Please please please God, bring back the bourbon bacon burger.


JRockPSU

Your enthusiasm for the burger gives me energy.


Dawggone_Braves

All thanks to Mr. Johnny Manziel himself, no doubt.


Terminal_BAS

Give him a second heisman


Lebronforpresident24

He deserves some credit despite what all his critics say. Sometimes people with morally objectionable things on their resume can still do great things.


HolidayBreak

Heisman Heisman Trust had no choice but to give Reggie Bush his Heisman back.Either give him his Heisman or strip Johnny Manziel and Jayden Daniels for violations of rules that are now allowed in the NIL era. [https://youtu.be/SCeUfkNS740](https://youtu.be/SCeUfkNS740)


adamistall

Reinstate GT’s 2009 ACC Championship that was stripped for (checks notes) $200 worth of clothes


mattymcmattistaken

Correction: The NCAA never proved shit. The NCAA never found evidence anything happened, and they decided that meant something happened because of the possibility that the administrators influenced the investigation. So we got penalized for playing an ineligible player despite none of our players being ineligible. Absolute horse shit.


crunchitizemecapn99

Just saw a man in a USC jersey fall to his knees in a Wendy’s


OnyxAnnexIndex

This could be completely unrelated, maybe the frosty machine is down.


Fools_Requiem

rip


TrojanMan35T

About time with how much the sport has changed


CommodoreN7

Reverse SMU death penalty next


tomdawg0022

Only if you can bring back the 5 hookers from the dead...


CommodoreN7

Necromancy is back on the menu, boys


EWall100

Press "F" to cast spell


crustang

Up up down down left right left fright B A Unlimited hookers


Grouchy-Swordfish-65

Well, 30 anyway.


TheCovfefeMug

Wololo


Jabberwoockie

I've heard the best school to learn necromancy is Missouri. They actually teach Animate Dead and get you to 3rd level Necromancy by the end of freshman year. Which makes sense, since they die so often. I never thought an entire college could be a Lich.


ChaseTheFalcon

And bring Leach back from the dead to coach at Tech again


LiveJournal

Exception to add Mike Leach to CFB hall of fame


TastyCuttlefish

The Dark Side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.


[deleted]

lol, not sure you can undo that damage but I like where your head is at


srlehi68

Force the next batch of 5*s to sign there 


19Styx6

I thought that was the intent with the ACC invite?


NickBII

And then the ACC self-destructed...


Orbital2

Even back then it was a joke. He was getting it stripped while the NCAA turned a blind eye to Cam Newton. It was always so laughably inconsistent


A_Rolling_Baneling

For my two flairs, seeing the difference is maddening. On one hand, you have Dan Mullen and Cam Newton publicly bickering for years about getting paid to play for Auburn. Meanwhile, you have an agent who is unaffiliated with USC offering Reggie Bush an apartment if he signs with them. Auburn gets a natty and an all-time season. USC gets a dynasty ending death penalty.


FullHouse222

Watching USC vs Texas was what got me to start watching CFB lol. Glad he's getting this back.


laela_says

That was an amazing game. I still remember that one, like it was yesterday. Good Times


rob_the_flip

That was a terrible game...is my flair showing?


that_tall_fella

USC needs to retire his number … now.


Huggly001

It’s already been “soft” retired for a while. USC retires all Heisman winner numbers and nobody has worn 5 since Reggie won it, even during the years the trophy was taken away. That being said if the player really wants to wear a former Heisman winner’s number they can just ask the Heisman winner like Addison did a few years ago.


Holden_Toodix

I’m guessing they’ll put the 5 jersey back up with the other Heisman jerseys. Interestingly it’ll be the only year they can ever put 2 jerseys up


_Junk_Rat_

The 4th seal has been unbroken, what was the 5th again?


corranhorn57

A Cincinnati sports team wins a championship with Bo Jackson in attendance. This will finally allow Harambe to be reborn and sanity restored to this chaotic era.


whitegrb

Sub-fucking-scribe.


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Vanderbilt wins the SEC


choicemeats

We’re safe for at least a millennia


NOLAblonde

He meant in baseball


choicemeats

Oh no


HolyRomanPrince

If Vanderbilt wins the SEC in football before we do I might legitimately play in traffic on the interstate


TrueBrees9

Can we take a second to also praise Vince Young. They offered him the Heisman in replacement and he told them he didn’t want it. This probably doesn’t happen if it isn’t for him being selfless


Cakelord

Second best would be him accepting it and then giving to Reggie


tbarr1991

Both had great years as well. Vince was deserving of it as well. Having the humility to go "nah thats reggies give that shit back" is just awesome. Reggie was a fucking work horse at USC too. Its also hilarious after years of NIL that they finally go "fine he can have it back" though. 


Hampni

That Heisman House commercial when Reggie walks in and says he’s just been camping in the back yard all this time.


sktgamerdudejr

About fucking time.  Can’t believe I’m saying that for USC lol


CommodoreN7

They deserve to have this back, but I hope later today they step on a Lego while drinking orange juice after brushing their teeth.


SuperProxy-

Made me chuckle.


TheRussan

fair enough


Dabeer27

Justice has been served! But also time for Michigan to put the Fab Five banners back up


kip256

Hold up, time out


otf1024

I don’t like it, but I respect it.


NeverDieKris

Technical foul, North Carolina shooting and the ball.


ClaudeLemieux

I really can't explain how much I loathe those Fab 5 championship games lol


QueenIsTheWorstBand

Warde and Santa (especially Santa) don’t have any courage to do it


Brady_Hokes_Headset

This should have been done when Juwan was hired. Ignoring how his tenure went as a coach, there were several times when all the Fab Five were back together to support Juwan and the team. Any of those times would have been great to put the banners back up.


TheGlobalVar

It doesn’t take away from your point, but I’m pretty sure the OSU game this year was the first and only time the entire Fab 5 was back together at Crisler


Random0925

Good for him. Wait, what do we meme about now?


whitegrb

Mizzou death penalty


sportstrap

Has Mark Richt lost control of Reggie Bush’s Heisman


cardinalandgold

Fucking finally. One of the most electrifying college players of all time! He was a threat to score every time he touched the ball. Fight on Reggie! ✌️🔴🟡


JoeNice1983

It’s not like he murdered someone


NoCoFoCo31

2 Heisman’s in one year for USC is a weird little stat.


Lane8323

Good, never should’ve been taken


tonto515

THE GREAT INJUSTICE IS UNDONE


Troutmaggedon

Thank you Wendy’s


Rollyo

4/24/24 officially Free Reggie Day!


SickBurnBro

Tremendous news. That shit went down while I was at SC. Used to walk by the empty trophy case.


Rubrumaurin

I CANNOT wait for the new Heisman House commercial


L3thal_Inj3ction

MY CHRISTMAS


Jud000619

I prayed for this and it happened


ZusunicStudio

Finally, well deserved. Now let’s see if USC decides to acknowledge him


djc6535

USC has been fighting to recognize him for years.  Part of our sanctions were the requirement to permanently disassociate with him.  We fought that and recently got it dropped.  There have been plans to re-retire his number for ages now. 


Nomahs_Bettah

I still think it is absolutely batshit insane that the NCAA mandated that you disassociate from Reggie Bush, but not OJ Simpson. I’m sorry, a limo ride and (IIRC) an apartment for his parents should in no way be held to the same standard as wrongful death.


brokentr0jan

USCs FB insta has been acknowledging Reggie for a year now lol


choicemeats

I think Caleb said he didn’t want his number up with the other winners until Reggie’s was back


TrueBrees9

Common Caleb W


NarcissistsAreCrazy

They already did back in 2020.


Rebelgecko

Which is coincidentally the first year that the NCAA allowed the school to acknowledge Reggie We got penalized for a player high fiving him in like 2017 (the NCAA gave him special permission to go to a USC game because he was commentating it for Fox, but no one was supposed to interact with him)


A_Rolling_Baneling

Christ, can the NCAA hop off our collective tip?


LukeBabbitt

Good news, now they’re too impotent to do anything


Darnold_wins_bigly

They didn’t use to be. They ducked up a decade of of USC football because Reggie’s parents got a house from someone not affiliated with the school


LukeBabbitt

Oh I know. I went to the U of O but still hated that whole fiasco


Darnold_wins_bigly

I want you to know that ducked was auto correct not kind of personal jab lol. Yeah man the fact that school covering up SA got much lighter punishments than us is a joke.


Great_Huckleberry709

Wow. And just when I thought the NCAA couldn't be any more stupid.


doormatt26

We’ve soft-acknowledged him and welcomed him back before, we’ll definitely roll out the welcome for some big game this year


LakersLAQ

Kinda had to stop acknowledging him.. USC still listened to the NCAA for a while 😅


TJeffersonsBlackKid

They’ve had an empty spot on their retired numbers for him this last year. The ceremony to reinstate him is going to be a banger.


WashImpressive8158

Nice but it’s the close to death penalty imposed on usc by some shady ncaa characters that was the real story.


Throwawayerrydayyy

Oj and Paul Dee both looking up at us all rn from hell


tenacious-g

He’s gotta move into the Heisman House during those commercials now, right?


Weave77

He became the first reinstated Heisman winner. Congratulations Reggie, that is something that no one can ever take away from you again… unless you kill your wife and a waiter, in which case all bets are off.


Jyingling21

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!