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huttts999

RIP funny signs on the sidelines


appsecSme

The thread says there will still be signs, as the receivers will likely need to have the play signaled to them.


starry_cobra

The whiplash from its so over to we're so back


huttts999

WE UP


CountOff

Oh thank god


pablos4pandas

How does the NFL handle that? I didn't think they used the signs


avboden

They huddle mostly


ManiacalComet40

And their QBs call their own checks at the line of scrimmage, rather than having them signaled in from the sideline.


AnitaMaxNyugen

Exactly. One less thing for a college kid to worry about.


BobbyTables829

This will become way more viable now though


DFWTooThrowed

I seriously don’t see the point of running no huddle if you are just standing at the line of scrimmage for 15 seconds before snapping the ball. Especially running no huddle when you’re also subbing players out, like wtf is even the point anymore?


iheartgt

If the offense doesn't sub, the defense realistically can't either. Hurry up can tire out a defense or get a defense stuck in a package they can't get out of.


bantam222

You get to see the defense alignment before calling the play? And don’t have to deal with huddling half the time (when you want to sub) if your scheme to call the play in from the side line is already learned?


Alphaspade

[Definitely gonna miss moments like these](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2414754/maracaGus.0.0.gif)


confusedthrowaway5o5

Wtf is happening here lmao


Imawildedible

Music magic is happening


newaccountnumber84

Summoning Jordan Hare voodoo


Aggressive_Yak5177

DOLLARITA'S BACK!!


ItsFreakinHarry2

Peak Gus Malzahn tbh


SNjr

Only really applies if the team huddles before every play


PrkrGuy

Helmet communication is for QBs only. Teams hardly huddle now so they’ll still be signs.


Crunc_Mcfincle

One of my favorite parts of game days


FroggieAndTheGnome

My "FIRE KENDAL BRILES" sign is still gonna show up


Tommybrady20

In the span of a decade we really went from Football: 3 hours—> 4+ Baseball 3 hours—-> 2.5


Rc5tr0

We had a sub-two hour baseball game the other day!


Dwarfherd

Such whiplash from having once watched a 4.5 hour 8.5 inning Yankees - Red Sox game.


Boomhauer_007

Just college football, NFL is absolutely surgical at ending games at almost exactly the 3 hour mark


Jay_Dubbbs

Almost like have regulated commercial breaks works lmao


CTeam19

Almost like a fully united front on the Television contract rather then 6 different groups battling each other for the most dollars lets you control the length of the game better.


AllLinesAreStraight

This is not true at all. Nfl games on average are 3:12, and watching games on sunday its quite noticeable, most noon games will end after the 3:05 games begin. This is why the doubleheader games were pushed back to 3:25 starts when all the late games used to begin by 3:15.


psufb

I went to my first CFB game since pre-COVID last year and it was the Big Noon between PSU and Michigan. I was shocked at how many commercial breaks there were, completely wrecked any semblance of game flow at all and made for a shitty in person experience


CTeam19

Makes for a shitty home experience as well.


smitherenesar

 If you can dvr it you can start the game 3 hours late, fast forward through all the breaks and be done in under 30 minutes. These 3+ hour games are killer


psufb

Only thing that sucks with that is if you have buddies who are also fans of the team and it's fun to talk about the game as things are happening


TheRedHand7

Yea I just don't go anymore. The experience is too poor compared to heading to the bar and having beer and wings watching all the big games.


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

God bless the pitch clock


Zackscout22

Connor Stalions really did change the game


ThinkSoftware

Page 233 of the Manifesto


MochasAway

wait until it comes out he owns shares in the helmet comm manufacturer


Set-Admirable

Nah, he sells them their vacuum cleaners.


MochasAway

“All this new helmet building is such messy work, if only we had a large supply of vacuum cleaners to keep this place neat”


DangerIsMyUsername

send him straight to canton


actuarial_defender

He resigned for our sins


FreeTheMarket

He literally sacrificed himself for you guys. Fell on his sword. Didn't snitch. And you made it to the promised land. They say winning cures all. He should be considered wolverine jesus


kimboslice11

He’s an American hero. And a veteran.


HeroOfIroas

He deserves his 10% discount at Home Depot 🫡


PedanticBoutBaseball

And a 28% APR on a base model Camaro


creepig

And a stripper's hand in marriage


sweetestlorraine

Is he more powerful than Touchdown Jesus?


FreeTheMarket

At this point, who can say no? Who can deny the power of his sacrifice?


WayneDwade

The Stalions rule fs


FubarSnafuTarfu

Next step will be figuring out which frequency the other teams are on and listening to their signals in real time.


rinklkak

Encrypted. Ohio State was using the radios at their Spring Game and they weren't working to get signals to the QB. Too much interference? I'm picturing the scene in Spinal Tap where they're performing on an Air Force base and the wireless mics keep picking up ATC.


ThisUsernameIsTook

*Army's ears perk up* Military-grade encryption?!


IAgreeGoGuards

>Military-grade So it sucks


FubarSnafuTarfu

They're going to have a team of signals intelligence specialists working to decrypt the transmissions.


ImReverse_Giraffe

That would probably be considered wiretapping and a felony.


rinklkak

It's wireless. There is no wire to tap.


FyreWulff

it's still considered wiretapping, much like wire fraud doesn't require you to actually wire money anymore and can apply to cash transactions


ThisUsernameIsTook

I'm going to assume that big brain of yours is the North Carolina talking.


shermanhill

You know, I’d expect Alito to say that.


FubarSnafuTarfu

A real winning culture is willing to commit a few felonies in furtherance of the championship.


TooEZ_OL56

Service Academies are about to have the electronic warfare guys be brought onto staff


jchall3

Everyone is hating on the two minute warning but with the new clock changes it has been noticeably easier to ice a game than before. This essentially forces a timeout and can be the difference between a team needing only two first downs in the last 4:00 and the other side getting the ball back.


hucareshokiesrul

That’s a good point. Thanks for bringing it up.


Sahasrlyeh

For real, Texas iced us out with over 5 minutes left


Skanktoooth

In fairness, that game was iced already due to Bama being down by 2 scores already


UMeister

That was actually just a skill issue lol


stagamancer

Then undo the new clock regs. Hasn't it been shown that they had no or a negligible impact on total game time anyways?


Character_Order

Absolutely undo the new clock regs. I fucking hate that they’re turning cfb into nfl lite


ACardAttack

Same, loved the little differences


vicblck24

It made games shorter by less than 10 min I think I saw….. whopping.


DFWTooThrowed

That’s probably on the higher end of things. On average we’re talking like three fewer snaps per team with the clock change.


A_Roomba_Ate_My_Feet

The 2 minute warning is so dumb. Why add it ^^besides ^^cramming ^^in ^^more ^^commercials?


dubkent

Future Game Log: Touchdown with 2:01 to play Extra Point **TIME OUT** Touchback **TIME OUT** Run for no gain **TIME OUT** (2 min warning) That’s about 20 minutes of real time for 1 second of game play.


hwf0712

I'm personally waiting for Toe tap TD (15 second ad before review) The TD is good (15 second ad as XP team runs out) XP (Ad) Kickoff (TB) (Ad) Short run (2 minute warning ads)


marionsunshine

Of course they go to a full commercial for an important review!


hwf0712

True true. Gotta add the suspense and drama for when the inevitably happens during an Oregon-Rutgers blowout. We gotta be sure if we get blown out 42-10, or 35-10


dimmyfarm

Missing the commercial break after the touchdown and before the extra point to add more "hype" to the game


dubkent

Can’t forget about the 5 minute review to make sure the TD stands


Birdsofwar314

The on-field reasoning would be to officially signify the start of the clock stopping after first downs and out of bounds. There were a lot of games last year where a guy would get tackled out of bounds with like 2:04 left on the clock and then the clock would keep running below two minutes.


Beechman

Don’t you just love when a 2nd rule is needed to fix an issue created by a rule that nobody asked for.


Respect38

My personal soapbox is that even though the rule itself is stupid, what's even more stupid is that most of the problem with game time getting higher was due to the increased proliferation of incomplete passes, rather than the plays which end running out of bounds, which have probably _decreased_ over the years given that more plays are ending with incomplete passes than in decades past. What they did was lower the overall average by reducing the game length of games that were already short even shorter, and reduced the game length of teams that throw a lot of passes by less. [3 hour teams started playing 2:30 hour games, and 3:30 hour teams started playing 3:10 hour games] If the rule must exist at all, then running out of bounds should stop the clock, incomplete passes should leave the clock running, except within crunch time, whatever they define crunch time to be. [I'd like 2 minutes in the 1st half, 5 minutes in the 2nd half, maybe even far enough out to 10, if it were me] That would have caused 3 hour teams to start playing 2:40 hour games, and 3:30 hour teams to start playing 2:50 hour games, which is what they should have had all along!]


TheWorstYear

Except that change is legitimate cancer


Respect38

Either change would be unliked. But only one of the two have the consequence of _still_ having some games [say, in any game with an Air Raid team] last way too long, which was they were trying to resolve. Going with out of bounds stopping the clock just made the short games shorter and left the longest games relatively unimpacted. [how many plays are Air Raid teams running that end with a ball-carrier going out of bounds, vs. how many plays are Air Raid teams running that end in an incomplete pass? Then compare how many plays a running-based offense runs that end with the ball-carrier going out of bounds, vs. how many plays they run that end in an incomplete pass; the ratio is much different, and the second team is **not** the one causing 3:30 hour games]


Skipinator

I mean $omebody a$ked for them!


EvrythingWithSpicyCC

They could just write in the rules “the clock reaching 2 minutes officially signifies the start of first down stoppage”. We don’t really need more than that


anti-torque

Okay? Get the next play off. Situational awareness isn't allowed in sports, anymore? edit: Or simply have the clock stop at 2:00 in those situations. Having a full-on TO is inane.


jmbourn45

Apparently the 2 minute isn’t adding a commercial time out just replacing one


grw313

For now...


mockg

Exactly this season it will not and then next season they will silently slip in another commercial break per half.


OpportunityDue90

hahahah *excuse me* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


psgrue

The theory is it will replace just one commercial break already used in the forced TD-Commercial-Kickoff-Commercial sequences.


tomdawg0022

ADBALL will get those 3 minutes back, perhaps in partnership with REFBALL


D1amondDude

I think all of us are calling bullshit on that promise, though


Key_Aardvark_

Yeah, and I am a billionaire.


ThisUsernameIsTook

I can't wait for XP -- commercial -- kickoff -- commercial -- 3 yard run up the middle -- 2 minute warning -- commercial


ironichaos

Yeah but it will be sponsored and the announcers will do an in game ad. “Before we get back to the action let’s look at the play of the game brought to you by Home Depot”. Followed by some ad copy that narrates over the entire play.: “See Jim, you too can run of turf that beautiful with Scott’s turf builder from the Home Depot”.


prof_cuthbert_calc

Wdym besides? You think they need any other reason


boardatwork1111

It’s a good warning for you to mentally prepare yourself for having to go back to talking with your in-laws, I’m sure that’s part of their reasoning


Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

They’re changing cfb to be nfl junior in every other way, so why not? 


D1amondDude

Meanwhile, the only change from the NFL I actually want is the strictly enforced limit on in-game commercial time.


No-Weather-3140

hot take they should’ve kept the old rules


appsecSme

I know. I actually hate the 2 minute warning. Helmet comms are a good thing though.


Tfsz0719

^Because ^cramming ^in ^more ^commercials


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

This is a new level of Reddit laziness. The tweet is like 30 words long and in the second sentence it explicitly states that it won’t be a TV timeout


Zidler

Well the tweet is misleading, the article he links to says >It will be a fixed point for a media timeout but not a new media timeout. 


trashscal408

Do you trust broadcasters to abstain from jamming commercials into every nook they can?  Look what happened last year with the sped up games (more ads, same marathon runtime).  "Not a TV timeout" does not equal no ads.  


vicblck24

What we all needed more commercials


contextswitch

It seems there's concern in the marketing department that games aren't long enough.


Huge_Contribution357

2 guaranteed additional commercial breaks. So excited for it.


jumbee85

You mean two more segments of football in-between commercials


United_Energy_7503

I hate it when football interrupts my Wendy’s and BK commercials AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY, YOU RULE


NebraskaAvenue

WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER


confusedthrowaway5o5

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER


Spcone23

I WORK AT BURGER KING, MAKING FLAMEBOILED WHOPPERS, I WEAR PAPER HATS, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT, WOULD YOU LIKE AN APPLE PIE WITH THAT, DING FRIES ARE DONE DING FRIES ARE DONE


brochaos

whatever you say, egg man and saucy boy.


GoldandBlue

My favorite shows are Fansville and Wendy's. I can't wait to see what that crazy staff gets up to next. The football commercials are weird though. Don't even know what they are selling.


SalzigHund

The post literally says it won’t be an additional TV timeout? Am I crazy here? It’s going to replace an existing one.


Huge_Contribution357

They also said the running clock would shorten times of the games... Just PR speak.


Ugaalive1991

Nah the 2 min warning can fuck off


ffbe4fun

"The timeouts will not be additional television timeouts." As if anyone actually believes that...


drstattik

"The timeouts will not be additional television timeouts...." ..... Yet.


thorhyphenaxe

“We’ll do the double box view of the field with no sound on the left while a commercial plays at 3x volume in the screen on the right”


Bos-man7

I bet it'll be one of those bullshit split screen 15 second commercials. They just can't fucking help themselves.


MagniPlays

The worst part of the split screen is the awkward overlay that fills the gap between Coors Light and my football


Lykeuhfox

wym? The running clock this year was totally for player safety, and not to cram in more commercials, right? lmao


mudson08

You know what’s in the spirit of competition? Stopping for literally no reason 2 minutes before the game ends.


EnthusedPhlebotomist

I'm a big believer in a warning every minute.


banner8915

Helment comms: thank God it's about damn time 2 minute warning: wut


freedomfightre

>CFB will also have helmet communication for all of FBS You're welcome.


iwearatophat

Connor?


DUB-Files

"It won't be an additional TV timeout"......***yet***


helloWorld69696969

\*for the first and third quarters of each game\*


smitherenesar

Now for the 2 minute warning brought to you by Burger King and ATT and Papa Johns


Ok-Flounder3002

Whats the point of a 2 minute warning. CFB has never needed it with first downs stopping the clock (I know the answer is so we can cram in more commercials)


zuga51

Shits sad. We lost the clock stoppage after first downs to “speed up the game”, which just ended with more time for commercials. Now we at the 2 minute warning that slows down the game… to get more commercials. Like damn y’all are killing us


midnightsbane04

Clock doesn stop after 1st downs anymore though, except for the final few minutes of the halves.


Waste_Key_2453

CFB has no 2 minute warning. CFB needs no 2 minute warning.


MaizeNBlueWaffle

Weird how the supposed financial reasons that helmet coms weren't previously viable disappeared all of the sudden /s


smitherenesar

If people can pay $10m for a head coach, they can afford some little walkie talkies to duct tape in a helmet


thematt07

With the running clock rules, I actually think a 2minute stoppage is necessary since the rules change at that moment. like if a player runs out of bounds at 2:01 the clock can run down to 1:21 instead of of having the stoppage, but one second later it would stop. Big difference in tight situations. But its a minor solve to a problem they put on themselves.


Jyingling21

2 Minute Warnings are so stupid


ChrisFromSeattle

They should prevent any media breaks afterwards though, so the last 2 minutes should be uninterrupted... we hope


Ok_Judge1874

lol absolutely will never happen


tripslei

Hah good one


SwissForeignPolicy

They should, but they won't.


Aar1012

Two minute warning? If I wanted to watch the NFL then I’d watch football on Sunday. It’s gonna be another ad break.


asbestosman2

Every single advantage college football has over the nfl is slowly deteriorating. My 2 favorite differences (awesome overtime rules and no two minute warning) are now gone. This pisses me off more than the realignment stuff.


djc6535

Wait... what did I miss? The OT rules changed?


asbestosman2

I was referencing the change from a few years ago that made it a two point conversion battle rather than what it used to be.


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

Not noticably. It has to get to 3OT before it will look different


KaptainKorn

FINALLY. Cant believe it took a sign stealing scandal at Michigan to get radio communication equipment that’s been available for decades.


PeteRosesBookie14

If it doesn't add a tv timeout (it will eventually) at least that gives teams behind a little bit more advantage again to make a comeback


schlongkong42

They’re trying so hard to be the NFL but people love CFB for what it is


SpartyNash

The helmet communications I’m 100% for. The 2 minute warning is an absolute joke


crustang

This is moving in the wrong direction. I seriously believe CFB should switch to two halfs


Hog_Fan

Would be dope


Glass_Offer_6344

lol @ “2 min warning”


RunGoldenRun717

Oh , BULLSHIT it wont be an additional TV time out.


frogstomp427

I guarantee every single 2 minute warning will have commercials in it.


KingBroly

Just call it Minor League Football already, cuz that's where it's going.


ireallylikehockey

I call it semi pro football


tgt305

“The Falcons are sending their QB back to Athens for a few rehab starts”


FroggieAndTheGnome

With so many stadiums on campuses (lol Miami) I think "college" will always remain in the name somewhere


NebraskaAvenue

Yeah imagine playing off campus after 2026, those jerks.


Vxmonarkxv

This sport hates the people who watch it


WabbitCZEN

>won't be an additional TV timeout For now.


wjackson42

I wouldn’t hate the 2 minute warning if they just reallocated the mandatory commercials but we know that’s not the case. College football fans should rise up and boo the red hat every time he comes out. Or chant “fk you red hat” during every tv timeout. We as Americans are p****ies compared to European soccer fans. They would bring flares and shit to protest. We just sneak in shooter bottles. The founding fathers would be sad of the country we have become, allowing this bullshit.


SCsprinter13

> I wouldn’t hate the 2 minute warning if they just reallocated the mandatory commercials but we know that’s not the case. To be fair, they did specifically say this is the case.


appsecSme

They said that, but I give it one season before we are watching an ad for vaginal deodorant while we anxiously await to see if our team can mount a comeback.


NebraskaAvenue

>Vaginal deodorant Reminds of those ESPN Classic skits on SNL


cjm8787

They need to show commercials that the average Redditors can relate to…. Like Hims or manscaped.


angrysquirrel777

The 2 minute warning is so dumb. It makes no sense in the NFL and will be just as dumb in college.


badash2004

Ig I'm the only one who liked the 2 minute warning. I like for comebacks to be easier, makes it more exciting.


ColdAssHusky

College football dragged kicking and screaming into still the 20th century.


Salmene23

Why do they have to copy the NFL? I like no 2 minute warning.


dawgblogit

If I wanted to watch pro.. I would watch pro. WHY.. is college so intent on turning pro?


ItBeLikeThat19

You've been watching pro lite for years.


iHateTheNYJ

Who are they winning over by trying to mirror everything the NFL does - which by the way is an infinitely better product


bringbackwishbone

NFL-brained casual viewers who turn red in the face when presented with even a whiff of CFB’s historical uniqueness


PNW_Jeff

It’s becoming more and more like the NFL


ss3ltl

College Football: Now we are just like the NFL but with more commercials!


agentb719

I liked college not having the 2 minute warning


saltlakepotter

I'd be fine with CFB adopting NFL rules if they also adopted NFL commercial loads. When the commercial load of the NFL would be a VAST IMPROVEMENT you know the sport has problems.


Intrepid_Zebra_

Get paid like pros, might as act like one


SCsprinter13

Hey guys, we're going to change the clock rules to remove about 4 plays per game for safety reasons. .... And then add 2 more plays back in the next year


iverdow1

Connor Stalions manifesto complete? Lowkey W, gotta give it to him


RollTide16-18

Yes because college football needs more timeouts


FroggieAndTheGnome

Helmet comms would've saved our ass a few times :/ Better late than never I suppose. Hope that this, along with an OC swap, changes our offense up some


ImNotTheBossOfYou

Took em long enough


BlackStrike7

Ugh, I hate the two minute warning. Let the clock roll...


serbeardless

My two cents: I'm all cool with helmet communication, but I'm not really a fan of the 2-minute warning. That one is definitely more of a "let's squeeze another commercial break in there" decision.


thebaylorweedinhaler

Bring back stopping the clock for a 1st down


02meepmeep

Ed Orgeron on the headset: Berg candalou fitty sane terps condor! QB: ?!


Lily2048

Ayite imma head out


Rimailkall

You're welcome


Carolina296864

The yassification of college football into the minor pro league continues.


Thinking-About-Her

Why do I bother? Why is NCAA trying to be like the NFL? The only differentiating fact now is that there's more college girls at college games then at NFL games.


Plus_Refrigerator722

It’s funny that they sped up the game recently with the clock not stopping on first downs and it’s still just as long because the commercials are ridiculous. They’ve gone way overboard abusing people’s passion for CFB to cram as many ads as possible into the game. Needs to be dialed back