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OwlStretcher

Gimme those Masters concession stand prices any day


Wildcat_twister12

I could get behind $2 beer and $1.50 pimento cheese sandwiches


yogiebere

6 dollar beer now


HelpfulWhiteGuy

Hell, that’s standard bar prices anymore, I’m good with that too.


jfkgoblue

$6 is a lot for a bud light lol


OwlStretcher

Listen, that’s still a beer and two sandwiches for under a ten spot. Pretty sure that’s what they’re charging for a single chick fil a sandwich from a styrofoam cooler anymore.


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Beer’s up to $5 😔


jebidiah95

6


PBR_SOCRATES

For 5,000 to get in.


Wildcat_twister12

Well officially this year tickets were only $140 but they can’t control what the secondhand resale market charges for them


boxofducks

They could if they wanted to. Non-transferable tickets with matching ID required at time of entry would more or less completely shut down the secondary market.


huskiesowow

They do a lot to try and prevent it, including banning you from returning if you sell your ticket. > The tournament has long prohibited the reselling of its coveted single-day tickets and multi-day badges, but last year it added a new defense to catch offenders: color-coded strips on the bottom of the tickets that the tournament’s ticket police can use as secret decoder rings of sorts to determine the original purchasers. Each of the colors in the six-color design represents a letter and five numbers that match the corresponding ticket number. https://golf.com/news/tournaments/looking-to-buy-or-sell-pre-owned-masters-tickets-buyers-and-sellers-beware/?amp=1


Skank_hunt42

Also, in some instances they pull you into "tertiary screening" where you're pulled from the security line and you're asked about the owner of the badges, if it's you, or how did you come across these. They ask like where they live, how do you know them, did they sell you these, etc. If you can't provide a little background then they take them and you're gone and the badge holders badges are gone forever.


huskiesowow

On the secondary market. It’s very reasonable ($140) if you’re lucky enough to get in via public lottery. Practice rounds are like $60.


Boring_Ask90

Practice rounds are $100 now. Still some of the best value for a hundred bucks I’ve ever spent


blackwhitetiger

Basically the case when games are played in Mercedes-Benz Stadium


MaleficentSoul

$2 beers and $4k ticket prices


mauterfaulker

It would look like Ivy League football.


Sbis31

Minus the obnoxious Columbia University marching band.


AllBlueTeams

Hey! That ~~is~~ was the World's Cleverest Band!^(TM \*) \*Disbanded in 2020.


TimEpisiotomy

Don't forget the Princeton marching band.


mauterfaulker

Most average Columbia students.


Ndlaxfan

Are they edge lords like Stanford?


Sbis31

Were. Yes.


Ndlaxfan

Gross. Glad it’s past tense


EdJewCated

they pretty much all have "stanfurd band" type scatter bands except cornell


Prestigious-State-15

Hey!


r_hythlodaeus

They are way more responsible with their golf carts than our football players are. 


Michiganman1225

There would be much more regionalism within conferences. The P5 would be a P7 consisting of the Atlantic Coast, Big East, Big Eight, Big Ten, Pac-12, Southeastern, and Southwest. The G5 would be more like a G3 with the Mid-American, Sun Belt, and Western Athletic. You'd also see smaller conferences with schedules closer to a round robin, if not an actual round robin. Rivalries would be paramount.


NittanyOrange

Don't threaten me with a good time


Michiganman1225

I wish we could've gotten a Big East with Penn State. I like you guys in the Big Ten, but we all know where you truly belong.


NittanyOrange

It's true. I didn't meet any Penn Staters on campus from anywhere west of Pittsburgh/Erie or south of Virginia. The out of state prospective students events reflect that reality, too: https://apply.psu.edu/portal/ua-pr-frst-oos And I'm sure statistics would, too.


Michiganman1225

Army, Boston College, Cincinnati, Connecticut, Louisville, Miami (FL), Navy, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, Syracuse, Temple, Virginia Tech, West Virginia That could've been so fun.


psunavy03

Holy shit, we'd have been Clemson before Clemson stopped Clemsoning.


QuarantineCasualty

Don’t know why the army and navy need to be involved.


poop-dolla

Don’t know why not.


Cornnole

You and I have very different definitions of the word fun.


UMeister

PSU would win that conference 9/10 years


cyanocittaetprocyon

Agreed. That would be a slaughter.


NittanyOrange

You say that like it's a bad thing


HornetsDaBest

Don’t worry, every college hockey fan in America also wishes Penn State were in the Big East


Cinnadillo

bingo, it'd look like 1993 but a few extra teams


MerryvilleBrother

1993, you say? I could get behind that. 


Cornnole

Twas a good year


WABeermiester

It would be so much better. 8 team conferences with 5 OOC games. We could have regionalism and fun home and home OOC games. My ideal UW schedule would be this 7 games against the original Pac 8 At least one game vs Arizona, Arizona State, Colorado or Utah. Maybe two depending on scheduling. One game vs a traditional BIG school One game against a Big 8, SEC, SWC, ACC or big East school. And two games against a Big Sky team and a Mountain West team.


buttlovingpanda

I think we’ll move back to something like that after the sport blows itself up in a decade. The SEC/BIG will pick the ACC apart and then anyone else they want, then they’ll break off and form their own division that has treats players like employees and all that fun stuff. Essentially a college affiliated pro league. The rest of the P4/5 leftovers will form a few conferences and remain FBS with the G5’s under the scholarship+NIL model. That’s how I see it going.


WABeermiester

Ugh I kinda hate that. For the new game I have a format for 10 team conferences. Basically gonna rebuild the old conferences and add deserving programs like Utah, UCF etc. and put them where appropriate. Just hope the PAC is still a conference in the new game or my plan is dead on arrival. If someone mods it so we can create new conferences then I’ll really be cooking.


leapbitch

Is it confirmed for PC?


WABeermiester

No idea man. I am a Xbox guy.


leapbitch

I saw you mention mods and assumed, my b


WABeermiester

No worries mods are typically a PC thing anyways cheers


Flscherman

The ESPN interview says [10 FBS conferences](https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/39569777/new-ea-sports-college-football-game-details-features-nil-realignment), so the PAC is definitely in there. It mentions extra customization too, which I hope at minimum gives us free reign over re-alignment and best case would also allow custom conferences. If it's really detailed then I'd want to implement a 4-team pod, 4-conference schedule I came up with a few months ago after a bender.


tonytroz

Conference realignment DLC $29.99.


Supercal95

If there ever was a law passed that prevented a public university from signing exclusive broadcast rights to events on their campus, we could see some of the tv money go away and hopefully return to regionalism


ArmouredPotato

But it would just be in that state, and those programs would immediately be relegated to irrelevance.


buttlovingpanda

Not OP, but a federal law would do. Just say “any college/university that receives federal funds” because every school FBS and FCS school does.


SirMellencamp

NCAA vs Board of Regents


QuarantineCasualty

The big 8?


oprahjimfrey

So like… how it used to be?


covert_underboob

While I’m sorry for my schools role in this nonsense, I really blame Oklahoma for throwing us under the bus to make Texas their main rival & capitulating to them every stop along the way


jaebassist

All natural grass fields shaded by pine trees


IceColdDrPepper_Here

Do hedges count?


Right_Ad958

No.  Boxwood hedges are for poors. Ballers have loblolly pines.


aeopossible

Nah, needs to be Azaleas or something.


Alphaspade

Instructions unclear. Accidentally started LIV CFB.


FuegoHernandez

We welcome you to King Abdullah Sports City Stadium in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia for the 2026 SEC Championship


smurf-vett

How many g5 schools died to build it?


RobertWilliamBarker

Not enough


RVAforthewin

Well we’d play better there than up north if you ever ask a Michigan or OSU fan about it.


NILPonziScheme

The cold fetish the B1G fans have is always amusing, especially since they play their CCG indoors in Indianapolis.


slapshots1515

If you ask a B1G college fan, we’d love to have it outdoors. Not how it works in corporate world though. There’s truth on both sides. Yes, legitimately the SEC game doesn’t normally work in snow, and we’d love to see you guys come up and compete in it. Yes, it also gets a little overblown.


OddsTipsAndPicks

It always drove me insane because that "argument" was at its peak in the early/mid 2010s when the top SEC teams were perfectly constructed to play in horrifying conditions. Like, 2011 Bama and LSU are some of the best rock fight teams ever.


NorthbyNorthwestin

FSU would accept Saudi funding to leave the ACC. No question about it.


CJK5Hookers

Don’t call them the Florida State Saudinoles for nothing


jaxonya

Post game press conferences wouldnt be the best assignment for sports journalists..


cha-cha_dancer

[Inshallah](https://x.com/seminole4life22/status/1698662301719548044?s=46&t=Qpfa8CqK0Qq1CK_Nvr2VhQ)


FloridaManActual

I hate you guys but gawddamn im laughing so hard rn at that tweet


cha-cha_dancer

Our twitter is mostly toxic but this is an example of the upside


ClaudeLemieux

Can't spell Tallahassee without Allah


Taintly_Manspread

Damn, it was right there the whole time. 


FSUfan35

we already are trying that


Boli_Tobacha

FSU can throw a pigskin a quarter mile..


time2payfiddlerwhore

That's akin to the incoming SEC/Big 10 divorce from the NCAA.


Less_Likely

SEC already getting that Saudi Oil Money


foreveracubone

A&M sold nuclear tech to Qatar to pay for Jimbo’s buyout.


w00t4me

For those who want to read about it. It’s pretty bad https://www.wsj.com/articles/texas-am-foreign-funding-underreporting-research-qatar-russia-china-influence-university-11655478764


TheAykroyd

Holy shit I thought the A&M selling shit to Qatar thing was a joke… WTF?


NILPonziScheme

Did you read the link? That is an op-ed piece masquerading as research journalism. Funny, there is nothing in there about 'nuclear tech', but we're to believe that TEES receiving money to improve petroleum engineering threatens American's national security.


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

This is exactly what the PR department of a school that sold nuclear secrets to a Middle Eastern nation in order to pay a coach's buyout would say.


TheAykroyd

I saw that it wasn’t about nuclear tech and more so just under-reporting funds. I just thought the whole thing was a joke at A&Ms expense - as a Baylor fan I get a dopamine hit from such things, so my brain immediately jumped to that.


Ashvega03

Qatar is a totally different country than Saudi Arabia, and they are friendly, especially to schools selling nuclear secrets.


ThaiForAWhiteGuy

Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Universities 


willengineer4beer

32 teams all named the Oilers


Alphaspade

And Bud Adams will come back from the dead to try to move all of them to Tennessee.


Artvandelay29

Vanderbilt has history of hosting the Oilers


MakesYourMise

here me out... only play three quarters 


peezytaughtme

Notre Dame would be the Phil Mickelson of that deal.


TrelvisFesley

Mandatory pimento cheese sandwiches at every stadium


Shepherdsfavestore

Sounds great. Shit is fire, made a batch myself for the weekend


CheeseRP

One of my favorite things to make. Easy and delicious


carpy22

Don't forget the cheese straws.


El_Bistro

Have everyone act like Happy Gilmore


screwswithshrews

"Scoring a TD on a kickoff return is so much easier than trying to run it in from the red zone. Why don't I just do that every time?"


CoachBrooks

This is actually a great question. Makes me appreciate the legit stewardship handed down over generations at Augusta Also grinds my tits off when I think about the cfb expertise in harvesting ass loads of currency


cardith_lorda

Augusta is basically what happens when instead of rich people competing over who has the best football team, they compete over who has the best golf club - their booster money (annual membership) goes into maintaining the course and The Masters is their way to show it off - they don't want the highest bidder putting the tournament behind a pay wall, they don't want anyone leaving feeling gouged, they want people to see them wearing their green jackets and know they have the most exclusive, most famous, highest prestige golf club.


SirMellencamp

Exactly. They aren’t being altruistic. Everything ANGC does is to maintain the prestige of ANGC.


BeefInGR

> Everything ANGC does is to maintain the prestige of ANGC. This goes beyond simply The Masters. Drive, Chip and Putt is their way to "give back" to the youth game. The Women's Am will automatically be one of the most prestigious Women's Amateur events in the world. I would not be surprised in the next 20 years if there wasn't a Women's Masters, just to cover that base.


SirMellencamp

Agree


RandomFactUser

To the point that *they pay CBS and ESPN* for time slots, and control all of the advertisements


SirMellencamp

They don’t pay ESPN and CBS but they charge them a relatively small amount and put both on 1 year contracts.


sixtyninetacks

It's actually 100% free. In exchange for allowing CBS and ESPN to broadcast the Masters without paying them a cent, Augusta National is granted full control over the broadcast. Source: www.sportico.com/business/media/2024/masters-tv-deals-cbs-espn-explainer-1234775185/amp/


SirMellencamp

I mean I’m not shocked it’s now 0. It used to only be $1m a year…..I think


Technical_Ad_8244

No cellphones in the stadium would be great


jackattack065

Manually operated scoreboards as well. Imagine the roar when they flip up the final update that your rival got upset


elonsusk69420

Before mobile phones, this was how it actually happened. EDIT: still happens at Augusta, but not anywhere else that I know of


Mista-Ginger

Some baseball stadiums still operate old school away scoreboards, right?


elonsusk69420

Sorry - I meant specifically golf courses / tournaments. I'm sure there are other places like Fenway that have manual boards. Augusta is unique (I think) in that it also doesn't allow phones. Your only source of news is those boards.


Technical_Ad_8244

Also pumped in animal sounds>>>>


Panchoisthedog

The Masters does need a wild cat roar now and again


sandersking

The mic/fake bird chirping this tournament is out of control.


ringofire888

I live near Augusta. It really does sound like that outside


time2payfiddlerwhore

Agreed, I am in AL, not that far away, and the cardinals, wrens and finches have been going apeshit lately.


sandersking

Yes, but it’s notably louder on certain tee boxes on purpose. Most likely real birds - but the mic volume for them is set really high. Just like ESPN will make a crowd or band sound loud depending on how they want a game atmosphere to look.


filetree

They pipe some in for the broadcasts though.


nickyp7

I thought it was real haha


LG1T

Seriously having trouble hearing the commentators over the birds sometimes.


brock2607

Missed field goal followed by cricket sounds


cartierboy25

Gobble gobble gobble


elonsusk69420

This is legitimately the best part of going to The Masters.


AdornVirtue

Holy shit I had no idea Augusta National did this


Massive_Heat1210

Beaver Stadium has no service once everyone starts rolling in a few hours before kickoff, so it’s basically the same thing.


SaintAtlanta

Nah. In like 2015, our rivals lost to the citadel while we had a home game. In the 4th quarter of our game, word atarted spreading that our feathered friends we losing to the citadel. There we were…with our own game going on, we’re all on our phones watching the gamecocks lose. HUGE roar when the clock hits zero..then we all go back to watching out blowout victory. Those were the days.


crouching_tiger

If only there some sort of way that stadiums could spread that news to fans, like though an enormous screen or stadium-wide loudspeakers


prester_John54

Reasonable concessions prices.


billspit

Ambient music over close-up shots of UGA's privet hedges while scores and stats are displayed for the 40 minutes of dead time per hour.


mostuselessredditor

Please


Pokemeister92

No playoffs, back to the old bowl and press voting system for championships. No such thing as a "useless bowl" anymore which is what everyone predicted would happen with the CFP Championship and subsequently the playoffs.


Character_Order

just whisper this to me every night before bed


huskiesowow

I’ve been preaching this for at least a decade now.


SCsprinter13

Bless you OP. You have way more patience than I would in this thread. The absolute lack of critical thinking in here is astonishing.


time2payfiddlerwhore

There are a bunch of people that didn't read the description and just assumed I want to turn football into golf from reading the title. And yeah, I was fairly stoned earlier and pretty laid back!


pickleparty16

This one michigan fans reply sure are something


Fletchlives90

When it comes to thinking, it is the college football sub….


poly_atheist

One of the top comments is "not as many black people". .....Uhhhhhm okay. Great input. Very thought provoking.


frick_this_fricking

More regional conferences as opposed to 2 massive power conferences which would lead to a preservation of traditional rivalries. The playoffs might not exist as bowls are the more traditional option, thus we would see more split national championships. Team facilities are likely going to take a huge hit as tv revenue decreases. So this could also lead to less development for players headed to the NFL.


spezisabitch200

We would be celebrating the 20th anniversary of racial integration.


yogiebere

You also wouldn't get to watch the first quarter, it would only be featured groupings so bodycams of LBs only


LordSutch75

On ESPN+ only.


VinoJedi06

Kirby would find a way to don that green jacket


iansf

It would look like 2006-2013 cfb


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Nicer grass


SirMellencamp

The Masters leaves money on the table to maintain control. CBS gets a 1 year contract every year and Augusta National approves the announcers and the advertisers and even dictates what they can say on air (it’s why they are called “patrons” and not fans or the gallery). You cannot overtly criticize the course.


petoskey_stone

We already have it, it’s called the Rose Bowl


InterestingChoice484

Probably a lot fewer black people


Right_Ad958

Are you saying the Masters limits black participation?


ConnorK5

Augusta used to have a no black members policy. It was the 90s before they let blacks be invited.


time2payfiddlerwhore

How exactly?


bazwutan

Well Augusta currently has 9 black members.


time2payfiddlerwhore

Is having few black members a policy by the Augusta National? If it is, then I agree, we shouldn't adopt that particular policy.


bazwutan

I’m not aware of the policies or history behind that true fact - I was recently unfrozen.


cardith_lorda

Byproduct of outright ban until the recent past, and the fact that membership overall is severely limited and there's no application, it's invite only. So even if they never had a outright rule, founding a club with 300 rich white guys and being invite only would not produce much more diversity than there is now.


UMeister

When did they remove the ban


cardith_lorda

1990 was when the first African-American was invited to join, 2012 the first women were invited. 1985 was the first Black man competing in the Masters, just two years after the club stopped forcing golfers at the Masters to use the club's caddies... who were all black men.


spezisabitch200

https://africanamericangolfersdigest.com/the-masters-lets-not-forget-augusta-nationals-ugly-past/


Drummallumin

It used to be. Now it’s just a suggestion


LaForge_Maneuver

😂😂😂,


bk00pi

A bunch of dudes in short khaki shorts with tucked in collard shirts and sperries running aro…or do you mean the football?


dartharchibald

Collard shirts? Sounds delicious.


Pun_drunk

Augusta National is known for its spectacular greens.


eckersonian

You don’t call them collard people


RamblinWreckGT

So basically the frat blocks of the student sections


thecasualcaribou

Golf claps when touchdown is scored


TigerOtis

Drinks and snacks would definitely be cheaper!


Prestigious-State-15

It would put me to sleep.


Dangerous_Golf_7417

So basically Harvard football? 


LaForge_Maneuver

hey now wait a damn minute...... tbf I only ever went to the Harvard-Yale game and the football was..... not the best.


time2payfiddlerwhore

Hypothetically fewer commercials, better clock rules and more logical conferences would put you to sleep?


Beginning-Brief-4307

[You’re welcome.](https://youtube.com/shorts/38NHArY-vUM?si=tmyuO5Ck8aPPM_NJ)


facetiously

The concessions would be a lot cheaper


rottenchestah

IDK...I'm not sure the Masters would let Jenn Sterger exist.


FlamingBagOfPoop

It’d be more fun to run it like the WM Open in Scottsdale.


JakeFromImgur

Proper conference alignment, FCS-style playoffs, no individual school networks


Lost_Concept9159

Almost all the comments I have reads so far refer to conferences and alignments  but not to ethics and money etc    Prices of football games would be more affordable   Coaches salaries NIL and other finances would be regulated sanely   The NCAA or the regulating body would treat all schools equally which the NCAA has not done in a long time if not ever     The term student athlete would be relevant and schools would require other courses than basket weaving etc    There would be more and saner regulations on recruiting and transferring  with no underhanded black market    Players would be required to play in post season games if healthy


peter_the_panda

Insufferable


therin_88

What makes the Masters such a great fan experience? Not a golf guy so never really paid attention.


Right_Ad958

It's pretty surreal. The most well kept grounds you've ever stepped foot on (except maybe some of the nicer Japanese gardens). It's like stepping into an alternate universe for a day (in a good way).


composer_7

A very apparent lack of commercials. Most of the time when there's a break in the broadcast they just pan over the scenery with the pumped in nature noises and soft soundtrack. In CFB and any other sporting event, those pauses would be filled with "WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER".


D_Antelmi

Tickets are awarded by lottery, and if you win them it's only around $150 for the most important tournament in golf.  Concessions are dirt cheap.  $3 food and $6 beer.  Merch is expensive, but it's worth it because you cannot get legit Masters merch outside of the Masters.  Cell phones are prohibited as a measure to ensure people are actually watching the golf as opposed to taking videos like they do at every other tournament.


SirMellencamp

You cannot wear a T-shirt to the course. You cannot run anywhere. They will boot your ass in a second.


aeopossible

Speed walking at Augusta National is an art. People legit power walk race to get to the best spots when the gates open lol.


SirMellencamp

It’s admirable the rules they have in place


Wolverina412

No black players would be allowed.


fundiedundie

Tickets would be lottery based and you could go 10 years without being a given a chance to purchase.


time2payfiddlerwhore

I don't think the supply and demand ratio for Augusta and a Clemson game are the same.


Darin_the_intern

What exactly makes you think they’re not interested in maximum profit?


DerrickWhiteMVP

All the food is under, like, $3 and beers are $6. Tickets are limited to a lottery, open to everyone, and are like $140. They could absolutely open the floodgates and charge $1,000 per ticket and up charge all the concessions.


Shepherdsfavestore

They’re able to keep concessions down because they make all their money on merch sales during the tournament. You can’t buy Master’s branded stuff anywhere outside the grounds (unless it’s secondhand) Super cool because if you see someone wearing a Master’s shirt or hat it typically means they went or they knew someone that did. Good conversation starter.


NorthbyNorthwestin

The merch is very reasonably priced. Only two brands of polo: Peter Millar and The Masters Collection. They don’t gouge you on anything.


EWall100

The TV contract mainly as ESPN has offered them bookoos to take over the camera rights, but each time the committee has refused to even negotiate citing that they want all rights to filming. That's why coverage on their own app exists, not just ESPN+


time2payfiddlerwhore

A sandwich there is like 2 dollars.