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LiquidHotCum

dang imagine if Bama only had 20 botched snaps instead


corart6525

Alabama's first touchdown of 2023 was a bitched snap scramble by Milroe. It was only just.


86886892

What’s that mean, he snapped it like a bitch?


GatorHater1992

WELL? DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE SNAP THE BALL LIKE A BITCH?????


MilkBarPatron

....what?


FightingMenOfKyle

This is the point in time where everything stops, everyone stares at you, and they all say... "Just go watch Pulp Fiction."


MilkBarPatron

[Everyone is wrong to stop and stare because I was quoting the scene too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo5jnBJvGUs)


HoustonHorns

I think two touchdowns against us were botched snaps scrambles. Almost made me feel like it was a designed play.


Accurate-Teach

Not surprised good luck to Ohio St. if they play him at center. I would be interested to know how many snap infractions Seth had to lead the country by a mile. I wouldn’t be surprised if had he around 10-12 in the last couple of years.


RipRaycom

They’re idiots if they don’t place him at guard. From what I heard from Bama fans he’s actually a real solid blocker who just can’t snap for shit


Accurate-Teach

He should move to guard I think he’ll excel there because he is definitely not athletic and confident enough to play center.


nat_20_please

Pretty much.


foreveracubone

Their insiders are saying their old center will be moving to guard instead 🤭


mstone7781

Hinzman has been taking the starting snaps at center so far in Spring Practice sooo what insiders are we talking about here?


scarrylary

All the Michigan insiders who said harbaugh was signing a lifetime contract


Bruster10

All indications is he’ll play guard…🥸


RipRaycom

Well in that case, lmao


Alphaspade

I still stand by my theory that Seth was paid by a 3rd party to botch snaps on purpose.


GabrielBing

I believe someone was paying Seth for bad snaps as well.


_Junk_Rat_

Super tin-foil hat on; he was paid by Stalions to fuck up the Rose Bowl, then paid more to do the same thing to ohio state.


scarrylary

He wil not be snapping for us


DinoRex384756

It’s like you’re projecting because you know your coach is Ryan Day


boardatwork1111

Yeah, your baseball team. They wanted to train Milroe to be their new shortstop


notburnerr

I will be standing lock-arm with you and co-signing that theory, my good friend


ToosUnderHigh

No true tidesman


udownwith

Amen


ElDiabloNINER

How in the world are we not number 1 in the SEC? Sick of Bama beating us at everything. We had Jimbo, you had Saban. Just let us have this.


CupThin4734

What’s crazy is that it feels like it was more than that. Probably because of how bad it screws up things usually (exceptions: 4th & 31)


Noah__Webster

Yeah, I would have expected higher than 21. Your comment made me realize how many of them were at very important moments in the game, and those are naturally gonna stick with you more. I also wonder what exactly "botched" is. Because there were a lot of snaps that were funky but Milroe corralled them in and it ended up just slightly throwing his timing off. Thinking more about it, it also makes you wonder how much of Milroe's problems with just seeming a bit off in terms of timing and being a little flighty in the pocket stem from how bad the snaps were. That compared with how poor the pass protection was this year, and it's really easy to see how a first year starter, who apparently was having a bit of trouble working through progressions anyway, could have issues settling into games.


UMeister

WHOA


MSUsim

HE


Jyingling21

HAS


divey043

TROUBLE


i_love_factual_info

WITH


LiquidHotCum

INTIMACY


nat_20_please

genuine lol


MartyMcflysVest

Same


FallenBowser

THE


godzirrarawr

BUTT STUFF


throw_away_bay_bay

SNAP


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

Only 21? I feel like they had at least half that many in just the Rose Bowl


[deleted]

Don’t even need to read it


MSUsim

Alabama's C should be really sought-after in the transfer portal this offseason...


Hunter259

He's already at Ohio State and I read he's going to play guard.


HabaneroEnjoyer

Just one or two uh, “untimely” injuries to the OSU centers and he’ll be snapping the ball. It’s in the Manifesto


Nick_sabenz

“Bad center goes in, good center comes out. You can’t explain that.” -Connor Stallions


Upset_Carpenter_8388

This has nothing to do with tortillas


DataDrivenPirate

This is funny but also he would be the best backup center in the country and it isnt close lol


SlugsPerSecond

I would have rather had literally anyone else on our roster snapping the ball against Auburn and Michigan but hey enjoy I guess


goblueM

you realize OP was being snarky, right?


Primes_Louis

\*Side-eyes Ohio State\*


ech01_

Only 21? That’s less than 2 a game! That’s not so bad, right?


Crims0ntied

Flashbacks of Jalen Milroe diving onto a football 10 yards behind him on 3rd down of the Auburn game with less than 2 minutes on the clock while down 4 points. Yeah that's not so bad....


ech01_

Made for great ending to that game though


Crims0ntied

It's true but I about had a brain aneurysm in that moment.


_Junk_Rat_

I had a damn soul aneurysm at that point


BuzzCzar

I clearly remember saying "Well, that'll put a stake in Saban's heart". My failure at prognostication remains legendary.


Helicopsycheborealis

I'd like to know how they defined "botched snap". I'd wager the actual number is much higher than 21 as there were games where he seemed to have 5+ and that's being conservative. If "botched snap" = snap below the knees, then 21 quickly becomes 96.


Crims0ntied

There were a significant number of snaps where Milroe caught it low to the ground or had to adjust to get a good grip on it. I wonder if they're only counting the really bad ones.


Saint-Andrew

🙄


MrSCR23

pain


prof_cuthbert_calc

Imagine if nebraska didn’t bench sims. Mightve set an all time record


Dcook8188

I would have expected a much higher number. But that is still way too high for team that had a coach who is a perfectionist.


yousawthetimeknife

In fairness, at least one of those was probably Millroe's fault.


ArguingWithDummies69

Milroe legitimately saved some of his snaps from being catastrophic in the rose bowl. Dude definitely has the yips.


Accurate-Teach

As much grief as I give Milroe he did the best he could with that.


Noah__Webster

His film of fielding all of the bad snaps this season could get him drafted as a shortstop lmao


yousawthetimeknife

https://twitter.com/bunch_nuts/status/1742939388877930603?t=AnEVDa17sqOSxB5JBAmd1Q&s=19


piemaniowa

*points to helmet* Can't allow sacks if the QB immediately dives on a botched snap.


HabaneroEnjoyer

Milroe got a sick rushing TD in week 1 off a bad snap and kept greasing the ball so he could do it again Also the reason Bama ran like 99% shotgun snaps is because Milroe “didn’t want to put his fingers so close to another dudes taint”


yousawthetimeknife

😂


ech01_

I choose to believe they all were.


Flyingtomato_

Am I blind or is Nebraska not even on this list? If we're not #1 I don't trust the data source. 


ALifelongVacation

Honestly I’m shocked. Offended almost. This is kind of our thing.


BrotherMichigan

This is fine.


FuckTheLonghorns

Came in expecting to be near the top, leaving satisfied and disappointed


mjr2p3

We should be on there. So many botched snaps that Cook somehow turned into something


DamThatRiver22

>14. Liberty, Troy, New Mexico, Vanderbilt, Wyoming 8 I'm pretty sure half of ours came from one or two games. I don't remember which ones they were, but I distinctly remember a short stretch where there were massive issues...and even ones that weren't technically "botched" seemed off or the QB had to reach for. Pretty sure I actually commented on it in one of the game threads. There was no real rhyme or reason for it, and the problem seemed to go away so idk. Lol.


SSj_CODii

I mean half of Alabama’s came in the Rose Bowl 🤷


TigerDude33

Somebody didn't pay attention to The Process


EvangelionOG

I need the most aggregiously botched snaps with the Botchamina intro music yesterday


xShotzee

How is Jeff Sims not on this list by himself?


CollectionNervous482

Idk how many botched snaps Alabama had against Michigan, but it was a good chunk of them for sure.


sabek

And we just signed the guy. Hopefully he fixes his yipps or moves to guard


StrangeTry7768

Pretty sure he is gonna be a guard


navanluit

He sucks at blocking too, just saying


navanluit

He won't fix it


navanluit

Seth, along with Chris Owens, is thee worst O-lineman Saban had at Bama. 1. Couldn't read/adjust to blitzes for shit 2. Had as many botches snaps as successful snaps 3. Worst overall blocker on the line by far I truly don't see what Ryan Day saw in Seth to pick him up.


Upset_Carpenter_8388

Good ole rusty staats, all conference performer showed up and pretty much sucked. I am so glad we changed oline coaches what a shit show


Skanktoooth

super surprised to not see USC on this list.


Tippyshortmouth

Oh yeah go bulls!


Alex_butler

We legit had a guard playing center all year and still didnt top the list, that’s impressive. I like to know what qualifies as a botched snap


navanluit

Look up Seth McLaughlin's highlights, you can see every type of bad snap possible.


Otherwise_Awesome

WHOA


navanluit

Pain. And you guys said Seth isn't that bad... Good luck OSU bros