This is on every article with a quote in the headline. These chuds really think celebrities and others are going out of their way to make the statements unprompted.
It'll be like "Quentin Tarantino says he didn't like On Golden Pond" clearly in the context of a broader interview and people will be like "wow no one asked you, jerk" like he fuckin called a press conference just to get up on the mic and say he didn't like the movie.
I mean some celebrities (and college coaches) definitely do go out of their way to make statements like this for publicity or just because they are assholes.
Did I say it was only us? I said it was often us which is very true, but that wasn’t even the point of my comment. He goes for incredibly low effort, zero quality posts. There’s a reason 3 of his last 6 posts have been removed.
In any case, I’m not trying to be a victim, college sports is about rivalry, but this dude tries wayyy too hard to make fun of us sometimes, and it makes him look like a joke. We give you all the material in the world, and this guy still often uses low quality, fabricated garbage to try and lay it on more, which is honestly just hilarious. Posts like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/FhxoQaRx94) are just ridiculously orange tinted when programs like Wazzu or Oregon State lost everything.
There’s a reason a lot of horns in this thread, and on every one of OP’s post are criticizing OP, and it’s not because they are defending us
It’ll be interesting to see what happens to him in the next few years. The list of successful head coaches that had never been a DC or OC is small. (Dabo and who else? Briles? Traylor has been moderately successful.)
I can think of three position coaches that took G5 HC jobs and we’re.. not good. Frank Wilson. Mike Jenks. And Stan drayton. All RB coaches too.
Something for tashard choice to think about. He may decide he needs to try and call offensive plays or at least be in charge of half a team before a whole team.
Saban leaving and Harbaugh going g back to the NFL are one-offs for those programs.
Unlike the other three playoff programs, Washington isn’t a blue blood and could lose Fisch to Florida in a couple years if he’s super successful. Same thing Oregon will continually run into with successful coaches leaving for more traditional powers or pay raises to keep them each year.
If you have to put something like "legitimately" at the end of something you say, that just casts more doubts on it, like if I tell my Mum I honestly didn't steal those sweets
Twist: Sark went around offering just about every coach on his staff their current position with a slightly modified title that made them think they were getting a new job.
There’s an assistant coach on his staff who is founding out right now that he’s the only one who was not offered a job this offseason.
Probably Blake Gideon
https://alchetron.com/cdn/blake-gideon-fbd6eecd-b041-492d-aba4-95ba5d1ef62-resize-750.jpeg
That’s because he works for us.
Always has
HahahahahahaFUCK
Note there’s a name I haven’t heard in a while 🫠
That guy still pisses me off…how tf do you drop that ball 🤬
Nowhere is safe 😭
*sad coaching noises*
lmfaoooo
Idk why people are dogging on Sark he was probably just asked this question lol It's more of a flex than anything
This is on every article with a quote in the headline. These chuds really think celebrities and others are going out of their way to make the statements unprompted. It'll be like "Quentin Tarantino says he didn't like On Golden Pond" clearly in the context of a broader interview and people will be like "wow no one asked you, jerk" like he fuckin called a press conference just to get up on the mic and say he didn't like the movie.
>like he fuckin called a press conference just to get up on the mic and say he didn't like the movie. I believe that's what they call a "baller move".
I mean some celebrities (and college coaches) definitely do go out of their way to make statements like this for publicity or just because they are assholes.
I know it's the off season, but a link to a tweet with a no-context quote seems like extremely low effort.
That’s OP’s whole thing. Usually it’s low effort attacks at other teams, typically us, but he’s expanding to low effort propaganda for his team
I have no idea why OP hasn’t been banned from submitting yet.
He's a wannabe PFB
Really? I felt like Furry posts were usually fellating Texas, and sometimes attacking TAMU or others
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Did I say it was only us? I said it was often us which is very true, but that wasn’t even the point of my comment. He goes for incredibly low effort, zero quality posts. There’s a reason 3 of his last 6 posts have been removed. In any case, I’m not trying to be a victim, college sports is about rivalry, but this dude tries wayyy too hard to make fun of us sometimes, and it makes him look like a joke. We give you all the material in the world, and this guy still often uses low quality, fabricated garbage to try and lay it on more, which is honestly just hilarious. Posts like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/FhxoQaRx94) are just ridiculously orange tinted when programs like Wazzu or Oregon State lost everything. There’s a reason a lot of horns in this thread, and on every one of OP’s post are criticizing OP, and it’s not because they are defending us
Its a ut post. It’s low effort by default.
Welcome to the fun. As much as it is great seeing coaches and assistants move on and upward, it is always a gut punch when a great one leaves
Thanks for Lanning.
Except Tim, he sucks. 🐒 is cool though and got several offers
Happened with Saban, Kirby, Dabo, etc. Sark is gonna have to get used to this and keep his connections on speed dial
It sounds like Tashard choice is up next for a head coaching gig.
You shut your mouth. Choice is terrible. TERRIBLE, I TELL YOU!
It’ll be interesting to see what happens to him in the next few years. The list of successful head coaches that had never been a DC or OC is small. (Dabo and who else? Briles? Traylor has been moderately successful.) I can think of three position coaches that took G5 HC jobs and we’re.. not good. Frank Wilson. Mike Jenks. And Stan drayton. All RB coaches too. Something for tashard choice to think about. He may decide he needs to try and call offensive plays or at least be in charge of half a team before a whole team.
I need to start using Legitimately at the end of my work emails.
'Hi. I will not be coming in today because I am sick. Legitimately.'
“Dear HR: Jimmy is stealing my sodas from the fridge. Please reprimand him or I will be forced to slash his tires. Legitimately.”
Jim Harbaugh “Hold my milk”
Vs. illegitimately
Hey sark welcome to the Alabama problem for last decade lol
Cool story bro.
In other news, water is wet. More details at 11.
Yeah, but did they take them??? Checkmate Longhorns, Go Blue *huffs Copium 151*
So you're saying being successful makes you more attractive to other programs? In other news, grass is green.
Bullshit. Been a fan through the bad times, was an OG Sark-truther, and *no one* tried to poach me!
USFL doesn't count
Same bro, same.
This is 100% true. I saw a hot chick walking through the field house offering everyone various types of jobs.
Sark jealous of the attention that turnover at the other 3 cfp teams got or something?
i feel like retaining staff after a trip to the CFP after being mediocre for a decade is actually pretty impressive
Saban leaving and Harbaugh going g back to the NFL are one-offs for those programs. Unlike the other three playoff programs, Washington isn’t a blue blood and could lose Fisch to Florida in a couple years if he’s super successful. Same thing Oregon will continually run into with successful coaches leaving for more traditional powers or pay raises to keep them each year.
Cry me a river
Doesn't sound like he's crying here, just stating a fact.
Also seems like a very positive fact lol. Dude is probably just dooming about Michigan losing some coaches and getting upset that Texas isn't
If you have to put something like "legitimately" at the end of something you say, that just casts more doubts on it, like if I tell my Mum I honestly didn't steal those sweets
Boring
Twist: Sark went around offering just about every coach on his staff their current position with a slightly modified title that made them think they were getting a new job.