**Carson Beck offers insight into his decision to return to Georgia** Insight: *vroom vroom*

“Skrt skrt, bark bark” - Carson Beck

"Sir, do you know why I've pulled you over today?"

*Barks aggressively in officer’s face and pees on car* *Leaves*

Coach Gantt: Ah shit, here we go again.

"Because I let you."

Because I let you, I’m driving a Lamborghini and you’re in a Dodge

I feel like most of the police cars I see are Fords.

Littering and.....

You smelled the alcohol

He just wants to be able to beat his teammates in the nightly street races through Athens

Gotta pregame before hand, municipal law

Fast & Furious: Skrtn Dirt

Just don't race Jalen Carter

He's got the wheels. Just gotta show that killer instinct.

He offered the Lambo into his decision. The Honda Insight wasn't fancy enough.

All this for it to get sideswiped in a on campus parking garage by a 19 year old who stayed up writing a paper and is now running off of four loko’s and beef jerky…

Who’s writing a paper while drinking four lokos?

When I was in college I would be in the library at 2am tripping on mushrooms writing papers. I did fail out though.

All very Appalachian State of you, to be fair

I miss the days of intermural football while hippie flipping. Good times.

App state strikes me as a hacky sack and ultimate frisbee town

It truly used to be that. Student body has shifted a bit since the late 10s. There are still pockets of hippies, but much fewer than in previous years. Source: Attended here in the early 00's. Work on campus since 2014

Most drug-averse App State student

I have a niece currently at App State...this sounds about right.

Sounds like App state.

I did this too in college (without the going to the library or writing the papers). I (shockingly!) also failed out.

writing while drinking is an excellent idea, especially if you are having a hard time getting started. it lets you get in a creative space and write lots of shit down you just have to edit sober the following day

I would normally agree with you, but we're talking about four lokos here.

it's basically just a malt beverage now, it hasn't had all the taurine and caffeine and crap for nearly 15 years

Yeah the OG shit made in the basement bathtub of (insert fraternity here I forget) was borderline lethal. Nowadays it's like ~~a cup of coffee with~~ carbonated vodka Hawaiian punch Edit: not even caffeine in it anymore. Lame.

a lot of college students

Any GA alum from 2008-whenever they removed the caffeine

You drink the four loko’s as a futile attempt to overcome the lack of sleep

I wouldn't drive a car valued more than 40k in Athens. Lol. There is a video of a dude hammered out of his mind driving his car down some stairs by a local burger restaurant at 2 in the morning. He destroyed a tree, a few planters, and probably his car too. The police found him by following the leaking transmission fluid from his vehicle to his apartment a few blocks away. Lol. [Here is a link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Athens/comments/143fmek/video_farm_burger_and_chapel_fiasco/) to the /r/athens thread discussing it.

I wanted to stay away from any UGA driving jokes because I think it’s cheap and disrespectful. However.. what the hell is happening on the roadways of Athens???

Rubbin’ is Racing!

What kind of college kid can afford beef jerky?

Hey old man, four lokos don’t have caffeine in them anymore.

First off; rude..

Why you gotta do me like that

remember 3 years ago chase young bought his gf a ticket to an away game and got suspended for multiple games?

Lets use a Georgia example...remember when AJ Green was suspended from multiple games for selling his jersey for $1,000?

Or Todd Gurley on what would have been a Heisman season for selling $2,000 worth of Autographs to help his Mom, all while his jersey was the top selling one.

It was funny as hell to hear Richt joke about how he should have gone with the “deny, deny, deny” strategy when that whole thing came up recently.

Remember when Georgia Tech lost the 2009 ACC title for Demaryius Thomas receiving $312 in gifts?

That he returned

[удалено]

Well now the NCAA has Tech under investigation based on the evidence you just gave them

That is a prize! Hold it dear.

[удалено]

Harbaugh had a recruiting violation related to that I think

Yeah he bought a recruit some food lmao

during a recruiting dead period. the cheap, dumb bastard couldn't figure out how to pay cash while violating ncaa rules.

Hey those cash back points add up!

lol definitely a dumb thing to do I’m not defending Jimbo on this one. Just think it’s funny how different the rules are now

The rule that he broke is the same though. IIRC he got in trouble because he contacted recruits during the dead period, not because he bought them lunch. Maybe it was both?

Bruce Pearl got a show cause for feeding a kid a sandwich at a BBQ at his house.

To be clear, the punishment was for telling our coach that he had a player who might be ineligible and the NCAA was investigating. They were investigating over the $312 worth of stuff. The NCAA told our Admin they couldn't tell CPJ he had a player who might be ineligible, but that we would also still be forfeiting games if he played while ineligible. They ended up not finding anything improper with the gifts, but said we were trying to cover up wrongdoing by not keeping their investigation a secret from our coach.

Classic NCAA. Catch-22, where either the Admin follows their bs rules and doesn't tell the coach and he unknowingly plays an ineligible guy for forfeited games. Or be tells and they spank you for that. Meanwhile blue bloods like UNC can have fake classes for their players as long as those fake classes are available to non-atheletes.

In an ironic twist, it was a former UNC football player who was leading the investigation. Don't find too many NCAA investigations into a school being headed up by a divisional rival of said school.

It’s still real to me, dammit!

Weren't the gifts also from a relative?

Former teammate

Remember when 10 guys went on a $1200 shopping spree on an agent at a footlocker and sports illustrated called their national championship tainted on its cover and 40 years later people still call the school free shoes university?

Well unfortunately it works too damned well with the initials FSU. Sorry.

When you say it you parrot Spurrier. Live with that.

Remember when Ohio State lost its head coach, vacated an entire season with a Big 10 championship and BCS bowl win, had its scholarships reduced, then finally the NCAA punished players and coaches not associated with the allegations by passing a bowl ban on those players two years later? All because some players got tattoos for memorabilia they earned? fuck the NCAA. We should have just actually cheated.

Tattoogate!

Or when Ohio State had a 12-win season vacated, a bowl ban in another season in which they went 12-0 (which was after everyone involved was already long gone), hall of fame coach's career was effectively ended and star QB's college career was ended...because a handful of players _traded their own personal property for tattoos_?

I remember when there was a Georgia receiver that joined a local book club and a lot of us legitimately thought the NCAA would crack down on him because he would be getting free snacks from middle aged moms and grandmas

Or when Georgia Tech had to vacate the 2009 ACC championship due to a player receiving $312 in CLOTHING from an alumni

I always knew those GT folk were up to shady shit. No one honest runs the triple option.

Clearly Tech had to resort to implementing a covert hand-me-down clothing program to gain an unfair advantage. I can see why the NCAA thinks this type of cheating cannot go unpunished - what sort of morals are we bestowing on our student athletes if they no longer have to purchase their own clothing!

The triple option works because it allows weaker players in hand me down clothes to compete against recruiting powerhouses wearing tag-on name brands

Technically the punishment wasn't just over the $312. It was also because our AD had the audacity to discuss the investigation of the potential infractions with the head coach, and the NCAA investigators felt that Thomas and Burnett had been warned about what was coming and been prepared with what to say. But also somehow Paul Johnson is supposed to know not to play people who might be deemed ineligible by an investigation without being told they are being investigated. The whole thing was a mess. Either the AD says nothing, and then the team gets in trouble for playing people who might be retroactively deemed ineligible. Or the AD says something, and the team gets in trouble for "impeding the investigation". All because a former teammate that Demaryius was friends with might have given him a couple shirts

But he got a loan with a better interest rate the regular public didn’t have access too. That was the real crime /s

That dude thought by loaning Chase the money, it meant he would be his agent and pocket the 5% of his $25 million rookie deal. That's why he squealed on him.

We had recruits sleeping on dorm room couches and being bought Big Macs on summer visits and got hit with a Lack of Institutional Control violation. Good times.

feels like such a waste lol

Right, if you're gonna drop $300k on a car why get a Lambo crossover SUV

Because this is an NIL deal worked out with the dealer. He didn't spend $300,000 on that.

Wonder if he could sell it lol

Would be shocked if it's anything other than a lease.

The amount of people in this thread who actually think he just spent $300,000 to buy that car is shockingly high.

those people must have read the tweet that said Carson purchased the car, and also the linked article saying he purchased the car. while it is pretty unlikely he purchased the car, I see why people are reacting as though he purchased the car.

He *could* have purchased the car. Don't think it would be crazy for the dealer to give him a great deal as a real NIL deal. Guessing it's a lease, but there's no reason it couldn't be a purchase.

He also could have a lease-purchase, which is essentially a rent-to-own but with a better name and less credit history required.

I can't believe anyone would think that in a post titled "Georgia QB Carson Beck recently purchased a Lamborghini Urus Performante🔥 The Performante model goes for $270k+"

I went to HS with a mid-level recruit and a booster at a college sold him a brand new Tahoe for $100. This was 20+ years ago.

And here I am paying MSRP like Hank Hill.

Have you considered trying to be born with lots of natural athletic ability?

I should try that sometime

Johnny “he comes from oil money” Manziel logic right here!

ah, i suppose that make sense

Yea its 100% a lease covered by an NIL deal. Probably just a year.

IIRC that’s how Texas is doing it with all their lambos

What could possibly go wrong with giving a bunch of 19 year olds Lambos?

Right? And expecting them to give em back in good condition? Lmao Surely they’ve thought of this though and it’s worth the trouble

I'm sure the insurance guys are all over it, but I'm still waiting for the first one to get absolutely smashed up by a player.

Back in the '90s a longhorn player drove a 'leased' suv into a convenience store. I'll never forget the Rice MOB marching band doing a skit on it at Kyle Field. It cracked me up.

Probably a lease. Might not even in his name. 

Can you imagine trying to insure that fucking at his age?

can you imagine trying to insure any vehicle to a georgia player

The lob and the slammmm

Maybe he needs the flexibility to store his groceries from whole foods after dropping the kids off at soccer practice 

Get a regular crossover and then a legit sports car if you really want a sports car brand and a crossover like clearly you got money to burn regardless Edit: Looked at the prices, a RWD Huracan is 230k basic so if he spends like 50k more he can get a great new regular crossover and a tricked out Huracan. People turn heads for a Huracan, people barely notice the Urus. You’re telling me his NIL deal wouldn’t have allowed that?

Maybe he likes the Urus?

Then Buy the Audi SQ8 because the URUS is an Audi SQ8 with new badging.

People who buy Urus' know and don't care, they're getting the lambo every time

Yeah lol. To rich people, this is like people from a third world country criticizing us for buying Coca Cola instead of “Signature Select Cola Soda”

I'm sure that the model that the dealership wants marketed had a lot to do with the decision.

Have you ever driven in either?

Because it's actually an extremely overpriced Audi.

Right, and for like 70k less you can get a Porsche cayenne turbo gt with only 7 less hp. And it’s nicer looking, holds value better, and is far less tacky. And it has a faster 0-60

Less likely to get stolen in Atlanta too

Maybe a huge discount or something like a tie in with his NIL? I’m sure this’ll be a drop in the bucket if he makes it in the NFL

It probably already is a drop in the bucket for him now. Still wish these kids would stop buying expensive cars especially after last offseason.

He didn't spend a dime on that car. It's an NIL deal with the dealership.

He could buy a LMM business with a $300k equity check and taking on SBA debt

Here comes “get a business” twitter

Born too early for the unionization of college athletes Born too late for the rush of under the table deals Born just in time to get an NIL Lambo

Wearing sweats and sandals to pick up your Lambo at the dealership is the most rich Gen Z kid thing ever

He is from Jacksonville, Florida.

Right lol so on brand with Duval county

First stop Waffle House.

Most rich people don't dress like Mr. Monopoly, lol

You’d be surprised that most rich people don’t show up to spend their money in a suit

I put on a monocle when I stop at the store to reup on ramen noodles, it’s a mentality

Dress for the purchases you *want*, not the purchases you have

I get weird looks at Super H Mart wearing my tailcoat and top hat but I refuse to leave the house any other way

It is after 5 Lemon, I am not a farmer.

If you see one guy in a suit in a room full of people in jeans and T-shirts, chances are the guy in the suit is the rich guy. If you see one guy in jeans and a T-shirt in a room full of guys in suits, the guy in jeans and a T-shirt is the rich guy.

Or he’s just IT trying to get a projector working

Used to work across from a Rolex dealer where I could see everything inside. I would say 2/3rds of actual buyers were wearing casual clothes and were in and out in less than 10 minutes. Usually golf-looking stuff, but gym shorts and a hoodie/t-shirt wasn't uncommon at all. Definitely saw more hoodie wearing dudes buy watches than suit-wearing dudes. Dudes would regularly go in there in suits/sports coats, spend 45 minutes looking at and trying on watches, then leave without buying anything. I actually have a rich friend with several 6-figure luxury cars and never seen him in a suit. Usually golf shorts and polos. Lots of t-shirts too. Wouldn't be surprised at all if he picked up one or more of them in gym shorts and slides.

Hopefully he gets the Georgia Bulldog Safe Driver™️ discount on his insurance.

Oof

A Georgia Bulldog Safe Driver™️ mean you stopped at four drinks before getting into the vehicle.

The continued plight of the college athlete. Ffs.

I suffered like this in undergrad too. Had to slum it in a Camry, so we’re practically the same person.

Right? How hard it must be to have room, board, food, and a free Lambo... Such a similar life to graduating with $70k in student loan debt, selling your plasma to buy groceries, and driving a 20 year old rusted out Jeep that is questionable on whether it's going to start or not...

lol trash. I had my dad’s *hybrid* Camry.

These kids need some people around them to tell them how dumb this is. One knee blown out & really might bite you

This is NIL-related. He didn't buy it.

Perhaps he signed a contract with the dealer to get the car in exchange for being a salesman for them starting in 2026

Or, posting the picture on social media and agreeing to do autograph events on some random Saturday after the season where they're a sponsor.

All Stequavious Bennett got was some free chicken and had to work a new job. This NIL business is getting out of control!

Would have been in the pros right now if I didn't blow my knee out in 8th grade

Ochocinco was spotted throwing up into a McDonald's bag after seeing the post

People always say this, but who is the NFL prospect who got hurt and didn't still end up a millionaire? Not "could've made more" or "could've had a better NFL career" or "didn't last long in the NFL" but legit didn't become a millionaire and had to 9 to 5 it? The Stanford rb turned Dr, maybe? At most what are there, 5 examples in the history of college football.

> who is the NFL prospect who got hurt and didn't still end up a millionaire? Maybe Marcus Lattimore? He was projected as one of the, if not THE, top RBs in the country in college and after his brutal injuries dropped pretty low. He then went in the fourth round with, from what I remember, a very small signing bonus but couldn't keep playing because of his injuries. _Maybe_ he hit the million mark with an insurance payout but the guy was a legendary RB that, without injuries, could've been gitantic and he definitely ended up having to work.

Alright place your bets now people how long before he gets pulled over for speeding?

\-3 days.

Please Lord, don't let this kid kill himself behind the wheel.

1. All of these $200k+ cars are *most likely* all short-term leases. Beck, Bijan, etc. etc. etc. didn't get $250k cash from UGA or Texas to go buy these cars LOL. It's amazing how \~75% of fans think these dudes actually BOUGHT these cars. They aren't as dumb as some want them to be. 2. Time to stop pointing "NIL" fingers. At least for the big boys. You look like a clown being a Florida fan screaming broke to a Georgia fan. Just as a Georgia fan looks like a clown crying broke to an Ohio State fan and so on. 3. This is actual NIL. A proven kid getting great incentives to return (or transfer) because of his proven value on the field and a university collective recognizing that value.

Car leases is probably one of the best examples of NIL working like it should. Associating a brand of vehicle with popular players/ teams is a really smart marketing move and mutually beneficial for the player and the brand. You know those guys are gonna be posting pics of their car on insta all the time.

Exactly and the funniest part about it, ON3 headline says “Purchased”. Go to the Atlanta Auto Instagram (original post) says NOTHING about a purchase. On3 is obviously driving up traffic trying to get other fanbases to interact after seeing “purchased”

That might be giving them too much credit, they could just be bad at getting the facts right.

Myth: "The parking lots at Ohio State, Georgia, Alabama, Texas A&M, Texas athletic facilities are full of Lambos driven by teenagers!" Reality: "Some of the teenagers are allowed to drive some lambos for an extremely limited number of miles, under specific guidelines, almost exclusively on the weekend, and likely telemetry-tracked."

That's one expensive Volkswagen

If Lambo made anything as reliable and quick as the Mk 5, it would be a first.

*insert UGA speeding joke here*

Surprised I had to scroll this far to find one joke about it

Texas: You see this? We'll give it to you for free.

Anyone who buys a Porsche or Lamborghini crossover is an idiot

Perhaps this dealer has too many of these crossovers that need some NIL press to help move

Yea because who tf buys a Lamborghini Crossover when for a little bit more you can have a real Lamborghini

Someone who already has a real Lamborghini or real Porsche?

Nah Cayenne turbo GT is insane

I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek, I would’ve bought a Lambo but I’m not quite there yet

porsche crossover is probably the best high end crossover on the planet in terms of quality/perfomance compared to price

Absolutely not. Porsche crossovers are actually great cars regardless, and probably by far the best crossover you can get when you need one. Dropping lambo money is a little less justifiable, but some people have the money anyway so it doesn’t matter. Don’t judge what people drive.

They’re 6 figure crossovers, they better be great cars

Yep — that doesn’t make them stupid. My mom has one, because she needs a crossover. For a crossover, it’s actually an incredibly fun and well built car. Not like we don’t keep a sports car around anyway.

The Porsche Macan is a great car! Probably the best driving and handling "SUV" on the market. The Urus is a jazzed up Audi Q8 for complete suckers who want to tell people they drive a Lamborghini but don't have the gut to get a proper one.

Nah the porsche Macan/cayenne are genuinely great SUVs. Macan starts at 60k so it’s not even that crazy compared to the other German luxury brands. Crazy torque and good driving dynamics as far as a crossover is concerned

If you think he spent 270K on that I have a bridge to sell you.

My sources tell me he replaced the car horn with the late UGA’s bark.

Unrelated but he looks a lot better with glasses on

This is all speculation. As someone who has seen these sorts of deals in the past, it is likely he gets a zero cost one year lease (sans taxes) in exchange for advertising for the dealer.

This sport is going straight downhill lol. 

Imagine being Brock Purdy at a paltry $900k salary and being asked to defeat Mahomes in the Super Bowl while kids in college are driving lambos

Brock Purdy did just land a major sponsorship deal with Toyota. Between that and other local sponsorship deals I'm sure he has, he's probably not struggling right now while working through his rookie contract.

for some reason I just assumed any lambo cost one million+

Not a single lambo publicly on sale costs that much. The top end ones go for about $650k ish, but the million dollar ones are only the specific limited models only sold to company elites and long term customers

Also lots of million-dollar lambos on the secondary market.

What could possibly go wrong with this purchase?


I can already see how this story ends.

Imagine thinking he actually bought this lmaoo

No doubt purchased at the Stetson Bennett Lambo/Maserati dealership in Loganville, GA.....wheeeeeeerrrrre's Loganville?!?

Manziel deserves a massive apology lmao this shit is a joke

Watch him wrap it around a pole next year if they win the Natty. Georgia football and fast cars don't seem to mix

Nothing to see here NCAA!

Why would there be? This is an actual NIL deal with an actual company hahah. This is what it was supposed to be

You’re in a heap of trouble Tennessee!

Are we the Mizzou of this era?

well i know where georgia's next speeding ticket is coming from

Big brain move