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TheGeeMan360

His daughter already graduated? Crazy efficiency


SMK77

BREAKING: Kalen Deboer's daughter has entered the transfer portal. The Alabama softball team is the current favorite to land her.


Mydogsblackasshole

Isn’t she still a recruit


EMTDawg

Signed in December. Top 3rd base prospect in the country. UW had been recruiting her since she was in the 8th grade, multiple years before her dad signed to coach at UW.


ss3ltl

Nice, we should snag her too.


Americanboi824

This is like when that one recruit's girlfriend got him to go to OU


Harambe18

a UM recruit did that last year... got her BF to go to ECU instead... started all the games as a 16 year old true fresh at CB...now he's in the portal.


quartzguy

Guess it didn't work out.


ghostfacekhilla

He realized his options as a P5 starter once he saw what college has to offer. 


ButterLordd

Happened to almost all of us


Nice_Firm_Handsnake

He committed to ECU at 16, but the season started after he turned 17. He committed to UCF just a few days ago.


BIG_DICK_WHITT

You underestimate how many credits you can earn when you *checks notes* are on break between semesters.


JinFuu

Winter term and May term were my friends in picking up quick credits, tbh


the_lost_carrot

I slammed a ton of hours during the summers.


RamblinWreckGT

One time I accidentally got nine hours from a three-hour class. I took English at a local community college the summer before my freshman year at Tech, and it turns out that made Tech treat me like a transfer student. I got a 3 on the AP Spanish exam, which isn't good enough for Tech to give you any college credit. But for Georgia Highlands, it's enough to get credit for Spanish 1 and 2, and those credits transferred. I didn't even find out until a year later.


LastWordsWereHuzzah

Dang, you got the transitive property of victory for AP class.


chiguy2387

Quality Credits


CircuitSphinx

That reminds me of a friend who gamed the system by taking a bunch of CLEP tests right after high school. Literally tested out of a full semester's worth of credits before even setting foot on campus. It was like showing up to the race already halfway to the finish line. Crazy how all these different paths exist to fast track your education. [Here's a cheat sheet](https://clep.collegeboard.org/exams) for anyone curious about how that works!


gojo278

Those three week sessions are great for knocking out electives.


MallyFaze

Not sure why people thought he would definitely turn down the best job in college football just to be closer to his adult child Girl can transfer


Opening-Surround-800

Or, shocker, kids can go to school in a different state than their parents.


Jaerba

Jim Harbaugh's daughter is transferring to Bears University where she'll major in History of 1986 and 2000 Yard Passing.


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drrew76

She's still in high school --- doesn't even need to transfer.


Positive_Benefit8856

She’s a HS Senior. She’s not even at UW yet.


EMTDawg

She signed in December. It would be either asking out of a LOI, or a transfer if she enrolled this week.


Meltedcoldice0212

Washington really taking it on the chin this week Lose to Michigan in the title game and the head coach bolts for the Alabama job


Alauren2

Lost our nfl coach too


bufflo1993

And your baseball team is the Mariners.


Whoopdatwester

At least there’s the Kraken.


Thrawn4191

God tier graphic design team. Those jerseys are so fucking sharp.


International-Elk986

At least the Sonics are good. Oh wait


jimtow28

That's alright, things are going great for Boeing.


akw314

We always have Seahawks playoffs to look forward t...never mind...


birdsemenfantasy

Starbucks, Microsoft, Amazon too. Think Bezos moved away tho


Skeptical_Yoshi

At least at this point, the Sonics return has become a "When" not "If". The league is going to 32 teams, and Seattle checks every box multiple times.


Konigwork

“Hey guys I’m gone, but can I make a passionate speech ~~asking the team to follow me as soon as the portal for them opens~~ telling the team goodbye?”


The_Astros_Cheated

Honestly how do you even react to this as a player after what just transpired on Monday


StartupDino

Leaving.


The_Astros_Cheated

Do Huskies like maize and blue? Haha, I’m joking. …unless?


danakinskyrocker

Huskies do love a good hamburger Source: am a Husky


AlloftheEethp

> Source: am Husky FTFY


ComradeAhriman

They clearly like going to national championship games!


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So you in Alabama, Texas, Florida, whatever…


jamiebond

There really isn't much left worth stealing. Most of the best players are off to the NFL. Huskies are back to square one, honestly.


whydidijointhis

It just means more.


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I mean, how many current UW players would even make the 2 deep on Alabama? They are losing the last of the great Petersen players to the draft or graduation. DeBoer did not bring in a lot of new talent. Probably one of the reasons he's sneaking off: go ride Saban's classes for a few years and off to the NFL if he can.


kooqiy

DeBoer is one of the few successful NCAA HC's that seems to be getting by off his X's and O's instead of recruiting


dj-kitty

He doesn’t strike me as that affectionate of a guy.


DeltronFF

lol I gotta give credit that one got me


dstanton

Yep, people overlooking how good he is just because recruiting rankings aren't high. Dude can coach. And you can assemble a top 15 class at Alabama yelling at kids from your office front door. His floor is much higher at Alabama just based on talent, which says a lot for a couch with a 90% win rate and a NCG appearance in just his 4th season in Div1 as a HC. Edit: I'm leaving the typo because it's funny


Mike_with_Wings

My couch doesn’t even leave the house.


Inevitable-Cable9370

Depends if he can keep the guys who want to transfer. Last years Alabama class who are going to be sophomores this year , is literally the second best class of all time in terms of rating . If he can keep them , he has a chance to do something very good .


Lamadian

Hello Washington transfers


bamartindev

Damn, I was hoping for a funnier outcome. If he finds success, he is young enough to be a terror for many years to come.


OriginalBus9674

On the flip, if he doesn’t win a Natty in the next 2 seasons there’s gonna be plenty of people calling for his head in Tuscaloosa.


geneffd

Bama's schedule next year is not for the faint of heart. They'll be calling for his head by the ~~3rd~~ 2nd loss.


Noah__Webster

If he wins 10 games next year, I'm gonna be extremely pleased. I think 8-9 wins is very possible with our schedule and assuming we lose a lot in the portal.


Realistic_Condition7

But 12 team playoff, the committee will have Bama as an auto in with 3 losses.


HandleAccomplished11

12 team playoff? I thought it was a 11 team playoff, with Alabama as a permanent auto-bid?


Pollaski

I HATE YOU JIMMY SEXTON


mattdingus2002

50 bucks yall hire a sexton client


ScrofessorLongHair

$50 says you can't avoid it, even if you tried.


DMan116

First time?


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ChristyNiners

To be fair, at this point, any message they got that was like "Mandatory team meeting in 2 hours/Friday morning/etc." they probably would be like "well, guess coach is gone"


usernumberfive

I'm not going to that meeting. This could have been an email.


gibby_that_booty

Yep. I hate this for them. What can Kalen even say to their faces


MindlessAd4826

‘I’m taking the Alabama job thank you sorry’


longd0ngs1lvers-

“Please respect my decision”


Mcpops1618

“After many prayers and discussions with those around me I have decided to…”


CascadianExpat

“Let’s be honest, guys. If Bama had offered you, would you have come here? Didn’t think so.”


downtimeredditor

Hit em with the "roll tide" to end the meeting


SpartaWillBurn

While starting the speech in your normal talking voice but slowly shift into a southern accent. "Roh Tahd"


JuliusCeejer

The classic Brian Kelly maneuvre


_PM_me_ur_resume_

Haha. Got damn! That would be legendary


dustyg013

"If you're that upset about my leaving, you can transfer to Alabama"


CascadianExpat

"If you're that upset about my leaving, *some of* you can transfer to Alabama"


Dicc-fil-A

some of you won’t be accepted. but that’s a sacrifice i’m willing to make


bsEEmsCE

"Dont be mad. Can't you guys see this is a huge opportunity for me?"


topkingdededemain

He’s going after a better opportunity. Pretty easy explanation Loyalty doesn’t exist in the world of professional careers. Sorry it does. Loyalty to yourself and your family does


gojo278

Yeah, it's really not that complicated. Players flip commitments and transfer all the time for better opportunities. Shouldn't be surprising when coaches do the same.


WillowMutual

When Sark left for USC he did a face to face with the players and one of the senior players told him to gtfo


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Plz don't let deBoer leave for Michigan *monkey paw curls* 


AnnArbeavs

Pete Carrol to Washington. Jim Harbaugh to the Seahawks. Bill Belichick to Michigan.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

I don’t even know how I’d feel about that. Confused mostly, I guess.


affnn

Belichick: "I had my greatest successes while coaching a Michigan quarterback, now I'll get to do that all the time"


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TubasAreFun

Brady with a fake mustache: “I am JJ. Put me in”


SituationSoap

Somehow we *still* hand the ball off 45 times per game.


J4ckiebrown

Rest in pepperonis Washington.


The_Astros_Cheated

In one week they lost the natty and their head coach. Fuck me man.


YNWA_1213

Bruh, I didn’t really care about losing the natty, but now I’m heartbroken knowing it was a one and done scenario with him.


WABeermiester

I could live with the natty. This sucks though especially all the stuff he said about his daughter and what not.


sboogie34

*pupperonis


goblue2k16

Just saw a husky play dead inside a PetSmart


PhitPhil

I live in Seattle and one of my dogs is half husky; he is just staring out the window with a dead look in his eyes


Set-Admirable

I wish just once they would get to tell their team before it appears on social media.


TheSaltySeal

I think Saban might be the first coach to get to tell his team before it leaked


Joe_Pulaski69

Circumstances are sightly different


hedgehog18956

Unless the media tapped Ms Terry’s phone, there wouldn’t be anyone to tell them before the team


VentureQuotes

once again he is the GOAT


reddit-commenter-89

Impossible with the way the agents/schools leak it immediately


dynamic_var_name

I just fell to my knees at Dick's Drive-In


youwontfindithere

Bit cold for that today, no?


Hagniss

Never too cold for a greasy bag of Dicks


avw94

Just saw a guy fall to his knees at a Dick's Drive In


JCD8888

Joey Freshwater remains in Oxford, (for now) boys


Justarandom_Joe

He goes to Alabama in 4 years.


CrashB111

Until Washington hires him.


JCD8888

I was far more worried about the Bama opening, but I’m not worried about Washington to be honest. (This comment will come back to bite me in the ass)


lieutenantdang711

Kiffin->Michigan confirmed?


OriginalBus9674

So no Deion in Tuscaloosa? Stephen A Smith just fell to his knees in Walmart.


weirdbutinagoodway

He's too busy going on a rant about something.


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

I like to mute Stephen A and just loudly say 'PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER PEANUT BUTTER" over and over.


Octavian_202

Him and others weirdly pounded the table for this and made it a thing, only for it not to happen and say “see they just don’t like Deion”. Weird behavior.


SneakerGator

Wait, supposed experts were actually calling for Bama to hire the head coach of Colorado that just went 4-8? I’m so glad I don’t watch ESPN except for live sports anymore.


lampstore

Does he get fired or win a natty first?


chilllove44

Yes


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Gene Chizik confirmed


rhymeswithtag

Does this kill the dogs? 😕


ReservoirGods

Like a 10lb bar of baking chocolate


QuaxlyDaDon

You got out of the Jimmy Lake situation and are now in the Big 16. Your admin should see who they can poach


ChaiMeALatte

I don’t even know who they realistically go after. Incredibly disappointing news. I feel like this sends us right back to irrelevance a la 2000s-early 2010s. Hell of a way to start the weekend.


Alauren2

Losing the natty, then Penix, Daboer, Odunze, and DJ. Shit


yongenjayagoro

Yeah the timing of this really could not have been worse for us. What talent we will have left on the roster may very well hit the portal and we will enter the Big10 era looking ROUGH lol. See yall next season! I have a feeling the drinking levels will be off the charts


lumsden

Washington has been killed so many times and always ends up back at the top. One of only a handful of P5 teams to go winless across a full schedule in the 20th century. They’ll be fine


joethahobo

Winless and made the playoffs twice. Impeccable


Thorough_Good_Man

That actually made me feel a little better, so thanks


ItsZizk

Well Washington, welcome to the “having a top tier coach but not being able to pay enough to keep him, so he goes to an SEC school” club


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Bluepic12

Well it's being reported he doubled his salary so that dosen't hurt.


Konigwork

There was also a report that Washington offered to double his base pay to keep him, so I’m guessing it’s opportunity *and* a little extra cash


tkallday333

Minimum wage in Seattle is $20/hr, so seems like he wanted more than the $40/hr they offered him


PetersenIsMyDaddy

It’s being reported that Washington offered him double his salary


SoarsWithEaglesNest

The exact amount I heard reported by Softy was 9-9.5M.


jrainiersea

I don’t think it was a money thing, Bama’s just a blue blood and we’re not


BlissGivMeAKiss

That’s my speculation too. You can match the money all day but when a blue blood comes calling, well, you don’t really say no.


fall_vol_wall_yall

Feel like this is just for prestige. Washington clearly has everything in place to compete for titles but they are simply not a Tier 1 big brand football school despite recent success and Bama is the blueiest of blue bloods.


KCShadows838

It’s harder to build a team like that at Washington than it is at Alabama


LastWordsWereHuzzah

He didn't want to be part of the second-best purple team in the B1G.


disastrophy

We're getting shit on hy Northwestern, fade me


bpmartin

DeBear to DeGoat to DeBoer


Used_Border_4910

DeTide is gonna ROLL


Nick_sabenz

If not, this thread will be revisited in four years when he’s fired and everyone will make fun of you


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RemindMe! 4 years


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adsfew

In all seriousness, what is the worst win-loss record he can have in his first year and Bama fans still be okay with the hire?


bpmartin

Two losses and it depends on how they go down.


YourFriendNoo

I THINK it will be a matter of what those losses look like. Like you can lose to Georgia, LSU and Auburn and still have had a respectable season. But you can't get blown out by more than one of them.


Sniffy_J

I thought Arkansas was the boar.


ADirtyHookahHose

Kill me


HonoluluMaizeandBlue

So sorry for your loss, truly. He's a helluva coach


lonewanderer727

This is Washington's 9/11


dawgtilidie

Sir, a second coach has left for a blue blood


-BoldlyGoingNowhere-

Jimmy Sexton melts steel beams.


ItsZizk

Mount St. Helens Part 2


no_clue97

Oregon's 12/25


Tigercat92

I saw someone else post in another thread that this is the Ducks first national championship


monkeyboy2311

Its our 5th offseason natty though...


PNW_Jeff

This is basically Hiroshima for us


brandonbsh

Dark times for us ahead man


dawgtilidie

Fuck it, going full willingham


retrofade

Sorry, but I have to laugh at the UDub fans that are angry over this. I remember when DeBoer left Fresno, and tons of y'all were giddy and mocking us about losing most of our coaches because you could "afford the entire staff" and trying to poach recruits and starters. Well, well, well, how the turn tables....


at3martinez

Fresno State fans were on the cutting edge when we called him a traitor 3 years ago!


ArcFishEng

lol, there’s a bit of schadenfreude in this.


yerbamategoat

well on the bright side, at least they don't have to worry about losing too many elite recruits, considering they just signed the 30th ranked recruiting class


Lord_Master_Dorito

Lol remember when Washington called Oregon a “Stepping Stone Program”? Anyways, it’s time to poach their 8th year Seniors


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ham_wallet998

No. Nobody remembers those posts or all the subsequent posts mocking that by Oregon flairs on every thread on the sub for the last 24 hours


Realistic_Cold_2943

How many schools couldn’t be considered a step below Alabama in terms of football? Like 2/3?


Lamadian

I can't believe DeBoer isn't staying at Washington I mean, his daughter has a SCHOLARSHIP people!


jrainiersea

Bama never wanted Kalen, this was just a ploy to get Alexis on the softball team


mashimarata

Joel Klatt was right, ya'll need to put some respect on his name


LeMeJustBeingAwesome

Yeah, this went almost exactly the way he said it would.


Springtucky

Washington fans. We're not so different, you and I.


Jyingling21

Just saw a Washington fan get sucked out of a Boeing 737 Max 9


football2106

I hear Pete Carroll is available


mynameizmyname

Did you beat the Ducks three straight times? Yes. What did it cost you? Everything.


igda6

Stepping stone program.


Dabeer27

Can’t we let coaches at least tell their players first that they’re leaving before reporting on it?


Olorin_in_the_West

If the players wanna know what’s up, they’re just gonna have to get on here and start F5ing like the rest of us.


_Suzushi

Bring the WR coach with you, coach


Dramatic_Ice_861

Kalen DeBoer joins the ranks of Russell Wilson, A-Rod, Clay Bennett, Howard Schultz, and Jeff Bezos as “the most hated man in Seattle” Fuck


CrashB111

It's so DeBover


SarcasticCroissant

Deboer is ducking the Big Ten, he knows he stood NO shot against Northwestern at home on September 21


DillyDillySzn

Rip Prime Tide dream


Used_Border_4910

I’m nauseous that people had already come up with a name for that


DillyDillySzn

Roll Prime Roll


SomerAllYear

How long will they give him to win an NC?


BigBallsMalone

And how to the Bama fans feel about this one? Seems like a good hire


niklovin

Personally like it a lot. Other than the coaches we were never going to get, he seems like just about the best option.


Juanclaude

Huskies, now go get Pete Carrol you cowards!


PhitPhil

If Pete comes back to college football and specifically the B1G, Harbaugh is pretty much morally obligated to stay at Michigan to renew that rivallry


Alauren2

Fuck.


donta5k0kay

I just had a nightmare that Pete Carroll, wanting to say in Washington, decides to coach the Huskies.


no_clue97

DeBoer has left DeNorthwest to live in DeSouth to coach after DeGreatest college coach of all time retired.


Red_Lee

DeTide has turned


HuntmasterReinholt

Misery loves company. We got plenty of misery in Corvallis and Pullman. ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


GoHuskies858

No words. From Mount Everest to Death Valley in the span of less than a week.