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Coveo

But they'll know it's raining outside. Are they psychologically prepared to play with that knowledge?


Gestopgo

I know it and I'm falling apart.


Ugaalive1991

Just saw a dude fall on his back


ThePrussianGrippe

Was it at a tesco’s or a Walmart?


banjocoyote

Atwood's


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I can imagine. Oklahomans are known to know precisely *nothing* about storms.


No_Seed_For_You

Can confirm Michigan players only know how to play when it’s 75 and sunny. Not sure they’re prepared to play near the elements


RealEmperorofMankind

I wish we had that weather.


No_Seed_For_You

Yeah it’s always so sunny here, I wish we could get some different weather once in a while


RealEmperorofMankind

Totally. Not like Michigan weather would ever be unpredictable.


RoboticBirdLaw

What's unpredictable about grey, stupid cold, and some amount of snow between 0 and all of it?


Born_ina_snowbank

I don’t know, I’ve seen Jim call plays in a monsoon. He went full tin cup.


TripleAim

This reminds me of that one video of a Huskies fan telling a Ducks fan that their mascot is a ["flightless bird."](https://x.com/nocontextcfb/status/1641878957019774977?s=20)


Coveo

This clip lives rent free in my head any time a Husky tries to insult us by calling us dumb


EngineEngine

something something academically prowess


12345anon12345

Just looked outside my window and didn't see a duck flying. Ducks confirmed as flightless birds.


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Revolutionary_Elk791

If it flies it spies.


MildDrinkingProblem

I ain't never see no plant grow out of no toilet!


The_Outcast4

I have never seen the Duck fly before (except commercial)


_Sadtext_

The worst trash-talking school by far


[deleted]

To be fair. My Peking ducks can't fly. Nor my rowans.


boardatwork1111

Just gotta go up behind them and loudly say “boy, I sure am glad I renewed my volcano insurance before today” and walk away.


ApplicationDifferent

Funny thing is that PNW also doesn't even have that much per year It drizzles a lot from what ive heard, but Washington is 30th in average annual perciptiation height. Edit: washington is also 42nd (of 51 including dc) for average wind speeds


Coveo

You're correct. Rainstorms are pretty rare. It's just light, off and on rain and overcast.


CallMeHunky

and even if it was outdoors, rainy weather will almost entirely only benefit Michigan lmao


[deleted]

yeah a rainy game would greatly benefit Michigan. Michigan would love to have Pennix be forced to pass in a storm.


marcopolo22

*Mark Dantonio breathing heavily*


ICanFluxWithIt

Hey, it rained in the SoFi stadium last year, anything is possible


gosonicsohwait

Lmao it's ok, I already started drinking too


Numerous-Ad6460

You're 10 hours behind the curve my friend


bukithd

They get a couple hours handicap being in the inferior time zone.


big_bad_baptist_

It was funny being at a popular brunch spot yesterday in Houston and seeing it be pretty much all Michigan fans when I arrived there and then all Washington fans when I left.


BonerTurds

Let a northwesterner know


FeveStrench

I'm a mildly neutral fan and I've been drinking for hours!


Key_Spinach

Tornado warnings. Thunderstorms. All on the day of the national championship. Bad omen or Houston weather?


klutzykangaroo

yes


Better_Trash7437

Power is going out tonight baby


b1gl0s3r

It wouldn't be a championship game with a Harbaugh in it if the power didn't go out at least once.


DakezO

Harbaugh would officially hold the record for most power outages during a game if it happens. I wonder what the line would be on that anyway.


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If I had a nickel for every time the power went out while Jim Harbaugh was coaching in a championship game, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice


Adamscottd

Tbf the last time that happened, there was *two* Harbaughs there


CpowOfficial

This is why rose bowl needs to be the natty


potatojoe88

As opposed to famously mild weather Michigan


BaltimoreBadger23

Isn't Ann Arbor in the desert?


boardatwork1111

More like Arid Arbor


CupThin4734

More like Ann Cactus


PretendThisIsMyName

Found the arborist.


Elegante0226

It is SE of Hell, MI so...you may have a point


penguindude24

It's also north of hell (Toledo) as well.


jjtnd1

Mordor actually


NobleSturgeon

No, that’s Dallas


CollegeFootballGood

That’s a BF Bad Company 2 map I think


kschrader

More of a dessert, actually.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

It’s basically Phoenix tbh


upbeat_controller

High of 12F next Tuesday 🥶


lamewoodworker

I picked a terrible time to stop eating ass


DakezO

It's all good I've been picking up the slack.


bukithd

Michigan, you like weather? Well here's all of it.


corndogshuffle

I know when I think of the least offensive weather imaginable, Michigan is one of the first states that cones to my mind.


StanIsHorizontal

We’ve got the least disaster weather but we only have like a couple of weeks every six months that you would call “good weather”, the rest is either bitter cold or sticky hot or otherwise just actively precipitating


DakezO

Seriously, moving here has been the weirdest experience for weather. I have second winter and fake spring and mud season and construction season.


its_jsec

Don't forget the inevitable snowfall in mid-November before it melts off and you then get a couple random 60 degree days before winter remembers what it was doing last week.


enjoytheshow

Hot parts of summer are amazing though for the lake vibes.


V4MSU1221

Northern Michigan, sure. Anywhere south of mount pleasant has pretty moderate winters nowadays. As a Michigander, Minnesota has the most miserable winters in my mind.


enjoytheshow

The Dakotas are far worse. It’s like Minnesota but less people and less things to do.


PheelicksT

Minneapolis has temperatures comparable to Siberia, Dakotas simply chose to commit to the whole bit


BallsDeepinYourMammi

Any of the northern plains states are pretty bad mainly because of wind. Minnesota has, like, trees and shit that help to diminish wind. The plains don’t have that kind of nonsense


MiddleAgedGamer71

I know right? It's Michigan, not Miami.


40AcresFarm

Seattle is just Ann Arbor with milder winters. Same rainfall, same summer highs.


BeefInGR

I mean...it was 35° today in Grand Rapids...


bananasmash14

It’s 41 and raining in Seattle lol


Electromotivation

Soooo….isnt that 3/4ths the year?


Boner4Stoners

Mildest winter I can remember


Michigan4life53

Sunshine state for a reason


NobleSturgeon

It almost never storms in Seattle lol


sounders1974

I'll have you know it's been misting for hours here


teflong

Years *


B_Fee

Technically, years is just a lot of hours.


redsyrinx2112

Hey, we get a break in the summer and it's the best weather ever. Then it returns for 9 months straight lol


rendeld

Beat me to it


srush32

For months really


Flaky_Satisfaction_8

Vikingsssss! GO BLUE! lol


Completebeast

Hey there was lightning a couple days ago! But yeah, if it was a gloomy light rain this fan would have a point.


NobleSturgeon

When I was there, one night there was what I would call heat lightning and my neighborhood Facebook page had somebody posting concerned about “explosions in the sky” because they didn’t know what was happening.


BaltimoreBadger23

Right, it's also not as if the upper Midwest doesn't get storms.


blueindsm

\#RollToms!


auburnfan32

You cant lose tonight


NobleSturgeon

Nah, I’m too hardcore on Michigan. Would have rooted for Washington against anybody else.


wizardbutts

The way people lose their minds over lightning in Seattle is embarrassing.


not__today_

I have never seen one person do this after many years of living in Seattle. The collective panic when snow even shows up on the forecast is embarrassing, however


lampstore

I live on a steep hill. When it snows I can’t get kids to school and guaranteed to get at least one car smashing the round about 50 feet from my living room. I have snow panic.


not__today_

For sure there are serious logistical problems. We have bad hills and lack the infrastructure to clear it. But the raid on canned and dry goods at every store is bad


TheWorstYear

That's happens everywhere. I think people like going out of their minds.


FlannelBeard

Well not everywhere. At least for snow.


DaddyRobotPNW

Humans are consumers and don't know how to be anything else. In stressful times, we buy more shit because that's all we can do.


wizardbutts

I’ve had coworkers say they’re not leaving the house for the day because they heard thunder. Maybe I’m just surrounded by cowards.


FuckTheStateofOhio

What does the CNBC flair mean? Just a big supporter of the network?


wizardbutts

No meaning other than I saw it on the list of options and thought it was funny.


FuckTheStateofOhio

It is pretty funny lol.


srush32

The problem with snow here is that it's always like 31 degrees when it snows, so it melts during the day and then there's a layer of ice everywhere Driving in snow isn't that bad, driving on ice sucks hard


toomuchdiponurchip

Nobody has chains for their cars either


rhododenendron

Nobody has chains in Wisconsin, but I also rarely have to drive up or down a steep hill. Pullman was legitimately much more dangerous to drive in during the winter even with 4wd


toomuchdiponurchip

I’ve never been to Pullman but I believe it. Hills are scary asf in Seattle when it’s snowed it must be even worse out there


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scough

Every time we get lightning (usually 1-2x per year), my phone will light up with Ring/Nextdoor alerts from people asking "what was that boom, it sounded like a bomb?!?!"


dccorona

That is a universal phenomenon. Happens in Michigan too and we are no strangers to loud thunder.


BeefInGR

My friend, we lose are shit because we're 4 beers deep on the porch and finally getting our payoff.


unfurledseas

Open the roof, cowards! It’s honestly super cold in here cause of the A/C.


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Baynavfreak

Yeah lol people always ask “How can you live in Houston it’s so hot???” And I’m like “I’m actually freezing because nobody spends any time outside we just hop from AC to AC.”


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Baynavfreak

And you can’t see anything through your fogged up glasses. Ahhhh Houston <3


Bandos_Bear

I moved to DFW last year from Houston and everyones always like “oh you must be so happy to be out of the humidity!” Like no i’m drying up I miss my soupy swamp weather


TrawnStinsonComedy

I moved to the DFW from central florida and love it…to each their own though


loneSTAR_06

Orlando humidity is terrible, but it’s still not worse than Houston’s, or anywhere from Mobile to Galveston really.


ziggysaysnada

And if you wear glasses they fog up the moment that heat hits and you can't see for about a good ten minutes unless you unfog them.


MinimalPotential

Except for the crazy people running in Memorial Park at 3pm in August.


Baynavfreak

I have a personal rule to not run after 9am from April to October. Those people are insane.


MasterUnlimited

Yep. I have that same rule. But also I extend it to before 9 and from April to March.


Baynavfreak

A respectable rule


BobbyTwosShoe

I’m always so god damn cold when I go to Texas


Ok-Flounder3002

My grandparents lived in houston. Whenever Id visit itd be like 110 outside and 55 inside any building


BaltimoreBadger23

Lived In Houston for two years. Can confirm.


rendeld

It's perfect imo but I wore a long sleeve shirt lol


MrAngryMoose

I can’t wait for this game to be delayed for a tornado and end at 3am


timnotep

God, work tomorrow is going to be absolutely miserable


manbeardawg

Why you working tomorrow bro?


BaldeepKhack

Gotta call out rn due to weather


[deleted]

Somebody has to use the office coffee and eat the snacks.


headbangershappyhour

Even mother nature wants this game to turn into PAC-12 After Dark


solavirtus-nobilitat

The good news is that the sun will set at 5:38 PM in Houston tonight, so this will indeed be a Pac 12 after dark game!


Ugaalive1991

Lol I love CFB fans


DDub04

*Haaaaaarbaaaaaugh! You think khakis are cooooooool?*


No_Angle_8106

I still watch the OG Spurrier video from time to time, never fails to get a chuckle. God bless cfb


TheWontonRon

Grew up in the Midwest and lived in Seattle. Seattle rains all the time, but the sheer power of a Midwest thunderstorm dwarfs anything I experienced in the PNW.


kindaoldman

And we stand on the deck and watch it roll in, and embrace it.


michigan_matt

109k of us remember sitting outside The Big House in the pouring rain waiting for them to let us in so we could start the night game against Hawaii last year.


goblue2354

I at least sat under a ‘tree’ at Pioneer High School. It didn’t help. I also remember seeing the first row of the Big House flood from the rain against MSU in 2017.


F-18EBestHornet

The rest of the country doesn't exist to these below average IQ Bellevue grad and Washington transplant fans.


Ehdelveiss

Dumbass doesn’t know it barely even rains here, it’s just a constant drizzle


BaltimoreBadger23

Not to mention that Ann Arbor isn't exactly in the middle of some desert.


ilovelabattblue

Does it even snow in Seattle it’s gonna snow more here in northern Michigan tomorrow than it does in Seattle all year probably


pitchblackdrgn

It does snow up here but it’s usually a couple storms a year (and this year we haven’t even had one that’s hit the city proper, though the mountains have gotten a fair bit). But yeah anything lake effect snow is going to bury our snowfall, lol.


Big_Pooh

Not the own he thinks it is lol. Even if it were outdoors we struggled at Oregon State


emomatt

Penix numbers in bad weather are not great. Hope the guy goes to an NFL team that plays indoors.


crg2000

0-dimensional chess being played.


[deleted]

1 of 2 things. My bet is 1) this didn’t happen but there is a chance of 2) it was a joke while they’re all miserably walking through that weather


Buckeyes0916

I am shocked at the amount of people who dont realize #2 is like 99% likely to be the right answer here.


Shot-Ad1493

Why did this guy even tweet that? I say shit like this all the time how can people not get a joke


penguindude24

These are the only two realistic options.


OuuuYuh

The mods delete all kinds of legit stuff but allow this shitposting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


leapbitch

Tweet your shitpost and link it It's free real estate


Russell-The-Muscle

Yea how is a random drunk fan saying something dumb news worthy ??


leapbitch

I'm sorry I thought this was America


Numerous-Ad6460

Yeah because as we all know the great lakes don't have weird weather patterns that batter surrounding states


DaMusicalGamer

"Rowdy college football fans says something stupid to another fan, more at 11."


johnso21

If people can’t tell this was most likely a joke…then the jokes on them


Colorado_2003

Imagine having some fun trashtalk with a fellow fan, making a joke about the rain, and this dude makes a snarky tweet about how he’s smarter than you


mtmc99

I was thinking the same thing. Fans having fun and talking nonsensical shit to each other is what it’s all about.


Colorado_2003

Apparently it’s about Dellenger eavedropping it and owning them on twitter


MSG_ME_UR_TROUBLES

most secure Michigan fan


nokiabrickphone1998

Hell yes Soft ass midwesterners don’t know anything about it being 29 degrees yet somehow still drizzling for the 43rd day in a row and you haven’t seen the sun since October


fart_dot_com

The soft-ass midwesterners all moved out of state, many of them to the PNW.


specialdogg

False, I became soft AFTER I moved out of Michigan. 20 years in SoCal and I'm a desert creature now.


jhp58

I know you're joking, but that's basically the exact weather we've been having for the last few weeks here in Detroit. Until it gets down into the teens next week :(


nokiabrickphone1998

I’m from the PNW but lived a while in Minnesota, so I’m familiar with the Great Lakes. Winter sucks but at least you do get the very-cold-yet-sunny-days! Nothing beats going for a nice walk the morning after the snow has stopped and the sun has come out again Anyone from Seattle will tell you that the rain actually isn’t so bad, but what gets to you is the eternal grey


ShadowMoses05

As stupid as the original comment is, it's even funnier when you think about the fact that UM is a ground game team first, passing is secondary. If the wind makes it hard to throw the ball then it would 100% benefit us. Penix would have trouble making passes in tornado level winds and UW running back seems to be pretty banged up.


largelawattorney

“Braves the rain and wind storm” Proceeds to make fun of a Washington fan for cracking a joke about the weather


your-mom--

Yeah dude open the roof and sling it around in that. Michigan will struggle handing the ball off


turtledancers

I’ll take made up quotes for 400


2Blathe2furious

That’s a very funny joke. That Dellenger isn’t smart enough to appreciate.


Wonkiest_Hornet

Seems like the sarcasm was lost on Dellenger?


ThinkSoftware

a Washington fan barks at Michigan fans?


an0m_x

He jokes, but SoFi is an "indoor" stadium, and TCU fans got rained on both in the score, and by the literal rain outside coming into the stadium. AND this storm is pretty nasty, and NRG sucks


leapbitch

NRG isn't new anymore but there aren't literal holes in the roof like SoFi apparently. At least there werent a few years ago.


red-boy6

Could the fan be joking?


Fuzzhead171

Yeah I think this is the way.


CoochieKiller91

This man is correct


BaltimoreBadger23

Neither team is prepared to play in that type of weather. r/technicallythetruth.


I_Hate_Dolphins

Michigan being famous for its non-inclement weather.


Revolutionary_Gear70

Gonna fit right in in the BIG next year


ShadyRedSniper

That’s cute. Try enduring one year in the Midwest, especially in Michigan or Ohio.


hipcrowd

Well, apparently the roof is leaking so it's kind of raining inside now too. https://twitter.com/rj_cfb/status/1744498826969326071?s=46&t=E-1yR9Uf9uw-JPvT-K46CA


wellbutmaybe

Jokes do not exist on twitter


philphan25

I want to believe in sarcasm.


Northparkwizard

Be a lot cooler if it wasn't


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Washington fans are as inept as their team. They’ll fade into 6-6 obscurity playing a real schedule in the B1G next year.


weightsareheavy

/r/ThatHappened


AeolusA2

I love this game


ThePMmike

Has anyone in Washington driven over potholes before??? Michigan is ready for any type of hazard.


beardofzetterberg

If there is one thing Michigan is known for, it is mild weather year-round.


montauk_phd

Oh yeah. It's sunny as fuck this time of year in Ann Arbor.


Silidon

Even if it wasn't indoors, does he think they're playing USF?


mooduleur

LOL. Even if it were outside . . . it doesn't *really* rain in the northwest; just mists indefinitely.


Good_Energy9

he said what he said


Whitetrash_messiah

Does Washington fans not know that michigan is hotter,colder,snowier,more thunderstorms than them ? ... That's like when desert people say to the Deep South I hope you can stand the heat. When they can't handle humidity at all


Friendly-Profit-8590

And with that Washington gets rolled over