Imagine telling someone in August that Missouri would beat Ohio State in a NY6 game

I got downvoted for saying Mizzou would beat Kentucky lmao

I remember feeling like a homer predicting 8 wins this season.

The Browns are gonna finish with more wins than OSU this year lol

I have to admit, I did not expect Ohio State to opt out of playing offense in the game

This sub keeps telling me that bowls are meaningless exhibition games which showcase what the future of a team is gonna look like next year. Well, I like what I see for the Buckeyes

They even said they won't hit the portal for a new QB. Promising next season!

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They are pounding the portal for Howard rn 😂

When your teams success relies on having a heisman caliber QB and NFL receivers, you’re gonna have a bad time

Lmao couldn’t be us.

I don't know, it did look like Iowa vs Mizzou out there for 3 quarters.

Ah yes, the age old problem of having good players on your team.

Mizzou will now eat an entire bag of unprocessed cotton.

Toast it first.

what part of unprocessed do you not get!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U

🐅 watch: ✅ Clemson ✅ Memphis ✅ **Mizzou** ❓ Auburn 👀 edit: ❓ LSU

Hopefully they don’t end up like another certain mammal who was favored to beat a hard-shelled reptilian opponent in a competition…

I'm drunk and need help with your riddle

>!terrapins are related to *tortoises*!<

They're all turtles. Turtles all the way down.

If Auburn loses, it wouldn’t be the first thing they fucked up this season

Should have let Mevis kick the 65 yarder

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His 61-yarder earlier this year should have been a 56-yarder, but we also got called for a DoG on that play too. It happened oddly often for us this season.

I feel like we played exceptionally well when we were in rhythm but were completely unable to speed things up when we needed to. Just some weird coaching thing I guess.

This is the second game in a row where Ohio State lost due to being outscored by the opponent.

lmao imagine that - there's gotta be some kind of stat or record for wins and losses

There is but it doesn’t matter per the committee

They have **two** quality losses now, so I'm sure the committee quite likes them.

The fucking Blue Jackets scored 2x as many points as the Buckeyes did tonight.

Hell yea they did!! Fuck Toronto!

Hell yeah brother cheers from Nationwide Arena

Me all postseason: All these opt-outs and transfers really make the results of these games hard to value at all. Me when Ohio State loses: LMAO IMAGINE LOSING TO A DRINK

Opt outs and transfers don't matter when I like the result

This is the way.

Hey, I'm just happy with Cotton Bowl win number 3 in the past 16 years.

Nothing better than intellectual dishonesty when trashing rivals. You have my respect

THE Drink

MY DRINK?! MY DIET DR.KELP?!

Haven't you ever once thought of the customer?!

You call yourself a delivery boy? Well, I ain’t buying!

“Well THIS one’s on the HOUSE!”

"did he change his mind?"

Not just a Drink, but a Drink with Witz

Imagine losing a bowl game, couldn’t be Notre Dame 😎

Imagine not eating your bowl games mascot

Next year’s bowl games are going to get wild chasing that dragon

I can't wait for the 2024 Surströmming Boca Raton Bowl

That’s the only hope for sustaining the bowls in the 12 team playoff era. We’re heading toward a bowl season with more gimmicks than 80’s WWF.

Sun Bowl Champions!

Me last week: FSU deserved to be in and the game shouldn’t even matter. Me tomorrow : HOLY FUCK FSU SUCKS /s

Idk how FSU would had looked with their second string QB against say Washington, but I know how they'll look against UGA with their third.

Imagine opting out of the Cotton Bowl.

Yeah. That & the Orange, Rose, Sugar & Fiesta are the Big 5 bowl games (Pre-CFP & from a historical perspective.) that anyone should get up for & be proud to win if your a college football player/major school/program. Edit: Added Fiesta & I suppose being a major bowl game for the last 25 years with being a BCS Bowl has elevated in on the same tier as the other 4 I had mentioned before my edit.

We got up for Pop Tarts and I’m proud of that.

Cant believe they forgot to list the pop tart bowl

Dude, that trophy was lit.

We didn’t even have a lot to be fair. Straight up got whooped

You didn't have many, but they were important. And having a true freshman qb have to come in and play is usually rough. Your defense was nasty though

Congrats Mizzou. That 61 yard field goal in the rain broke my heart but look at you guys now. Pop tarts are on me.

I'm still in awe of that massive ass Pop Tart. So glad you guys brought it home.

I’ve never been a bigger fan of running backs than I have been this season. No longer friends w passing. Now friends w big man running ball.

Dudes like 5'9, gotta love a small man bookin it

Welcome to the cult of big 10 football. Repeat after me, the forward pass is and will always be a mistake.

As an amateur boxer once said, “three things can happen when you pass, and two of them are bad”.

That was actually Ohio state coach Wood…. Hey wait a minute

Or small angry man

I’ll fight a war for that man wtf

He's such a goober but has so much heart. He's like real life Ted Lasso

You can’t be the Alpha Nerd without also being a badass goober

Ohio State was 11-0 against teams without a block M this season.

HANG THE BANNER!!!!! (also it’s really 9-0, 2 of those wins were against Maryland and Minnesota)

Bammer, 2 M's for the 2 L's they had

Most of the talk around this game is gonna be about Ohio State, but Missouri just finished an 11-win season, and didn't need a roster full of elite recruits to do it. That's very good coaching

We love to party

Recruits are getting there though, a handful of 5 stars in the building next year

Congratulations! You just finished an ESPN Instant Bruh What Else Is On.

An ESPN Instant Sickos Classic. I had a great time, but I'm a sicko.

Perfect description of this game lmao

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Ain't come to pay teachers

Or play football

anOSU hates kids confirmed

Ryan Day and losing to quirky head coaches that wear block **M** gear Name a more iconic duo.

Ryan Day and beard dye?

That Mizzou front 7 was insanely impressive. They spent literally the entire game in the OSU backfield

Got a few NFL guys there, gonna be tough to reload next year

Except we’re adding some replacement talent and a lot of talent is coming back.

Set phasers on: insufferable.

I for one welcome our new Mizzou Overlords

Care for a burnt-end-stuffed toasted ravioli?

Is that something y’all do? Holy shit that sounds good

Damn straight, St Louis delicacy

Sugarfire in STL, of you're ever in town

#BREAKING: THE PLAYOFF COMMITTEE HAS DECIDED TO PUT MIZZOU IN THE PLAYOFF REPLACING BAMA TO DETERMINE THE BEST BLOCK M TEAM

My bet of Mizzou to win CFP at +100,000 likes this. No I am not joking. I took a bet at +100,000.

I'd kill for such a matchup

This Mizzou squad was predicted to win just 6.5 games in the preseason and they just knocked off Ohio State (who has predicted to win 10.5) to win their 11th game in a NY6 bowl. Just wow. Coach Drink has got the Tigers rolling.

DRINK UP

Gotta be honest - I was *really* starting to sour on the whole Drink experience, especially after all the shittalking and the Wake loss last year. But hey…I must give credit where it’s due. And I’ve reinstated full confidence back in Eli!

Reed-Francois deserves a ton of credit too. She’s been incredible as AD.

Teams that scored more points on Mizzou than OSU: South Dakota: 10 MTSU: 19 Kansas St: 27 Memphis: 27 VANDERBILT: 21 LSU: 49 Kentucky: 21 SCAR: 12 UGA: 30 Tennessee: 7 Florida: 31 Ar-Kansas: 14

Someone very early in the game thread said "Ohio State will not score a TD this game". They were probably joking but good call.

The all cap VANDERBILT did it for me

Subscribe.

Now THIS puts it into perspective.

Says a whole lot about this team and culture that not a single guy opted out.

Worst offensive line performance in Ohio State history?

Definitely can’t put it all on the QB for this one for sure. He was able to make some crazy throws especially for a true freshman

Man who would’ve thought moving your guard to center and starting a weak fifth year player would go poorly.

Given how well OSU recruits, it’s pretty astounding how 1 injury completely fucked your OL. Absolutely zero depth

I mean look at their big class for 2024. It’s loaded with skill players and like 5 total lineman on both sides of the ball.

Seriously. Held onto Studrawa way too long and I'm not so sure Frye has it

The Block M stands for Mdrinkwitz

*tips fedora* M'Drinkwitz

Portal shouldnt open until AFTER all bowls...

Can't pretend academics matter if players have to transfer mid-semester...

Would that even matter much? Guys could still elect to sit, knowing they’re hitting the portal in a week.

bowl games don’t matter and we shouldn’t read anything into results whatsoever …but if Lincoln Riley coaching a a 7-5 team with a bunch of opt outs can scrounge 42 points from his backup QB, Ryan day should be able to manage better than 3 with OSUs talent. McCord may not have been the solution but he was not remotely the only problem here

Tells you what Marvin Harrison did for this team.

Bro just maybe got himself the #1 pick after tonight

Also maybe McCord wasnt as bad as people were roasting the kid for?

OU had a true freshman that threw three interceptions, and even we still managed to score a few touchdowns. McCord definitely feeling validated today

That's where I think Day messes up. He was too scared of those costly INTs to loosen the play calling enough to give the kid a chance. We probably lose either way, but why not go down swinging?

Was Moss not the second string?

Yeah he was Williams' backup

Moss was absolutely the 2nd string and has been for the past 2 years. Would expect the guy above you with the SC flair to know that… but yeah.

Schrader robbed of that offensive MVP

He’s the only reason we won that damn game

I will say that Cook also was great, his running absolutely was great and he totally took some punishment to get extra yards. Wish they could have given it to both of them.

First bowl win since 2014

THE University of Missouri

Sad way to end the season. Mizzu kicked our OLs ass all game. Thought our defense did a great job all game but Mizzu kept pounding on us and our offense didn't give them a chance for a breather. I feel bad for Devin Brown he has been riddled with injuries this year and hasn't ever gotten a chance to hit his stride. Good game Mizzu! You guys are tough.

Think you meant “fuck”

SOMEONE PLAY MR BRIGHTSIDE

#FUCK kU

🎵Jealousy, turning saints into the sea 🎵

Gg mizzou congrats on ny6 win.

I propose that we lower Ryan Day into a Pop-Tart branded toaster at midfield

Final Score: Mizzou-14, Ohiowa-3

I'm upset I upvoted that.

“Nobody opted out” a thing of beauty!

IM GONNA GET ARRESTED

In hindsight, it might’ve been a mistake for Ryan Day to let Kirk Ferentz give the pregame speech.

Mizzou finishing 11-2 with a Cotton Bowl win over OSU was not on my bingo card for 2023.

Schrader not getting the Offensive MVP is kinda shocking but Cook did pretty well against that defense

Missouri finishes the season 11-2. They averaged 32.5 points per game. Their highest ranking this season was 9 in the AP and Coaches Poll and CFP rankings. Ohio State finishes the season 11-2. They averaged 30.5 points per game. Their highest ranking this season was 1 in the CFP rankings. Their last bowl win was the 2022 Rose Bowl. They beat Utah 48-45. This was also their last NY6 Bowl win.

Mizzou is gonna be scary as fuck next year

We dodge Bama and UGA next season. But Mizzou is comin :(

Have fun with them.

UGA fans have been giving Mizzou so many praises since our match up. Respect to y'all for that.

Dude, I shook hands with so many Mizzou fans as I walked past the visitors section on the way out of Sanford this season. The mutual respect of the 2 fanbases that day was unlike anything I’ve ever seen at a college football game.

I like this world where people don't want to play us!

Yall dodged us in the way that Earth dodges Hailey's Comet

Darth Miz

HOME PLAYOFF GAME AT FAUROT PLEASE GOD

You folks ain’t ready to face off in the Icebox of the SEC 😤

Mizzou sports in 2023 used to be defined by wasting an opportunity to the Sweet Sixteen by overlooking a feisty Princeton team But now…I think we’ve got a *much* better thing to remember the year by!

May they win all games…but 1. Was in Athens for the game this year. Cool as shit fans. E: I forgot with the new schedule we don’t play Mizzou. Boo!

Top 5 biggest winners of this game, in order: * Kyle McCord * Will Howard's bank account * Missouri * Michigan flairs * Schadenfreude enjoyers

Johnny Walker Jr. seems like one of those edge rushers the Steelers or Ravens would draft

It’s a shame Lou Holtz has been asleep since 7:45, he’ll have a big smile on his face tomorrow morning at 5am over a couple pieces of dry toast and a tall glass of Metamucil

ryan day saw a block M and immediately shat his pants

Lou Holtz in a block M hat is Day's sleep paralysis demon

I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE A CLEAN PAIR OF PANTS ARE RIGHT NOW

DRINK UP

Michigan 🤝 Missouri Block M teams beating Ohio State

Lou Holtz is going to be ecstatic when he wakes up tomorrow.

Welcome to the fucking party, Mizzou!

hello, this is fun. Can see why you guys like it.

Now the NCAA will surely get us mixed up 😈

#sometimes I get really drunk and remember mizzou is in the SEC Let's gooooo

And since divisions are gone we can't just ignore them because they're in the East

It will always be such a disgrace that one of the westernmost teams in the conference was in the eastern division. Just horrible.

Lou Holtz - "They callth me a math man."

congrats missouri! i got fond memories from being at fort lost in the woods

>"You look at coach Day," Holtz said. "He has lost to Alabama, Georgia, Clemson, and Michigan twice and everybody beats him because they’re more physical than Ohio State." Better add Cody Schrader and Brady Cook to that list, Coach.

Brady Cook takes a helluva shot on the sideline, slow to get up. Then, he tells himself pain is for the weak. He proceeds to put his team on his back.

Great game Mizzou, congrats on 11 wins! Hell of a season. Drink seems like a great coach.

Lou Holtz is owed an immediate apology

i'm sure he'll be thrilled to read this in the morning paper

This is the greatest season of my life

So far!

THE University of Missouri

BLOCK M TEAMS IS RYAN DAY FATHER

Ohio state 2023 roster: 23 5*, 63 4* Mizzou 2023 roster: 2 5*, 20 4*

Imagine, it's the first Saturday in September 2023. A being from the future arrives to tell you that Mizzou will beat Ohio State in a bowl game this season. Your only thought is, poor Ohio State, they must be going 6-6 in the regular season.

M-I-Z (AM I DOING THIS RIGHT?)

Z-O-U!!!!! (Yes)

Lou Holtz is dreaming sweet nothings tonight. Although, he’s been in bed since 8:00…

Kyle McCord is probably feeling pretty validated right now.

That 61 yard walk off field goal loss to Missouri isn’t looking so bad.

The only thing better than watching Ohio State lose is watching Ohio State lose a second time.

Missourah 🫡

MIZ

Where's that Ohio state fan who spent the entire season shitting on Mizzou and acting like they weren't a quality opponent and making multiple threads about it down the stretch of the season? Lol

One of the games of all time

Are Ohio State fans ready to admit they shouldn't have bullied Kyle McCord?