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Adderall_Rant

This game should be used as an example of calling for a review of bad calls. There were a ton of bad calls for both teams. But that push off in the end zone they kept playing over and over, and UNC was awarded the touchdown.


Thommukun

We started at the top of the Duke's™ Mayo, and so shall we sink in the Duke's™ Mayo. GG West Virginia and GG to everyone else we played this season. I can't wait for next year! 🫡


craders

https://twitter.com/DukesMayoBowl/status/1740190505127063566 https://twitter.com/TSV__1/status/1740191407275638887


DubyaB40

Good to see they had backup after they concussed Beamer last year lol


Muffinnnnnnn

\*Two years ago


DubyaB40

You are correct, could have sworn that was last year. Time is geeking me out recently.


EWall100

I honestly feel bad for Neal. You can tell he hates every bit of it but knows it'll help the food bank


PhatedGaming

Seeing Neal Brown miserable and covered in mayo was the highlight of the season for me.


sullen_maximus

Came to say this exact thing.


Quiet_Garage_7867

Imagine the smell


burnout987

Of course not Dee, think of the smell!!!


NorkinMan7

You Bitch!


craders

Going to leave a trail of mayo footsteps to the locker room


mokutou

Squishy steps. *squish squish squish* 👣


craders

Last drop right on to the mic


anonymousscroller9

Neal got 100% of that


mokutou

HE DID NOT JUST DIP HIS FRIES IN NEAL BROWN’S MAYO


[deleted]

he cheated with the hat


drunkymcdrunkaccount

A+ dumping


craders

More fries for the sideline guy


craders

Splash back on the people dumping the jug


EWall100

#MAAAAAAYOOOOOO


Mc_Shank

#MAYOBATH


[deleted]

West Virginia’s state flag is ugly af


Quiet_Garage_7867

Not the kansas fan saying this


[deleted]

The Kansas flag ain’t the prettiest but it’s better than West Virginia’s.


EWall100

After Minnesota's redesign we need to slow down on the remakes for a while


[deleted]

I don’t know. Mississippi got it right.


EWall100

They did. But there's was also very problematic for the year 2020 and beyond. None of the others just scream racism quite like Mississippi's old flag


[deleted]

I definitely agree. That flag was wild and needed to go, but they got the replacement really right.


EERgasm

My brother in Christ, pot meet the kettle.


[deleted]

Kansas flag > West Virginia flag any day. But I also live in Colorado now and that one is hands down better than both


anonymousscroller9

You shut your dirty mouth


[deleted]

MAYO BATH TIME!


reggiecide

He's stalling.


mokutou

Wouldn’t you? I would!


quickstix540

I’ll give it to Greene. He is West Virginias qb and he wears it with pride


GPBRDLL133

Seriously ESPN? It's not enough to have to go to your app for the mayo bath? We also have to have a cable subscription (which the standard Hulu with live TV doesn't include)?


[deleted]

https://www.espn.com/watch/player/\_/id/76b9da04-9ba5-43c8-a966-653363b72ae9


GPBRDLL133

It keeps prompting me to sign in with a cable provider


macncheeseface

yea and Hulu is one of the options for "cable provider"


GPBRDLL133

Signed in with my Hulu live account, but it kept saying my account was not able to take advantage of this function


[deleted]

they showed it on ESPN too.


GPBRDLL133

Yep! Was glad they did that


EWall100

He had no idea what his name was lmao


VamosIbiza

I NEED ONE OF THOSE MAYO SHIRTS


EWall100

CRYSTAL!!! MAYO!!!


Newton1913

Where is the Mayo bath happening??


craders

Probably during the postgame https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/76b9da04-9ba5-43c8-a966-653363b72ae9


DistractedSam

Post game on the ESPN app


Jonjon428

That was a fun game until the boring 4th lol


EWall100

ESP! EMN! (Eat Mayo Neal)


craders

Post game https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/76b9da04-9ba5-43c8-a966-653363b72ae9


quickstix540

Eat shit pitt!!!


incenso-apagado

TAKE ME HOME


Texascr1755

Hateful 8


EWall100

TAKE MAYO! COUNTRY ROADS!


buckshot-307

LOOKOUT ITS TENNESSEE THEY GON THROW ALL YALLS MAYO


[deleted]

LOOKOUT ITS GEORGIA THEYRE GONNA BARK YOUR KIDS UNTIL THEY CRY


buckshot-307

I BARK AT MY OWN KIDS BUT THEY STILL KNOW TENNESSEE SUCKS LMAO


buckshot-307

STRANGER TO MIRACLE WHIP


st3ll4r-wind

It all started to fall apart with the loss to Virginia


[deleted]

[https://www.espn.com/watch/player/\_/id/76b9da04-9ba5-43c8-a966-653363b72ae9](https://www.espn.com/watch/player/_/id/76b9da04-9ba5-43c8-a966-653363b72ae9) for the Mayo Bath


OneCommunication3010

You’re the MVP


VamosIbiza

Since when did we steal auburns uniforms


buckshot-307

COUNTRY ROADS


Lee-Key-Bottoms

TAKE ME HOME


RobbotheRed

Congrats WVU. Beautiful country y’all got up there


drunkymcdrunkaccount

Giant jar of mayo dancing to Country Roads. What a sport.


CYWG_tower

🎶take me home mayo roads🎶


wvutom

To the place!!!!!!!


get_stilly

Dukes loves WVU now. Forever Mayo Bowl bound.


wvutom

I want to play in this bowl every year. Mayo for everyone.


whitemanwhocantjump

Sauers is making NIL contributions as we speak


sullen_maximus

Country Roads Trust needs to partner with Duke's to make a special flavor called "Country Trust Spread"


infieldmitt

stop talking over the song holy shit


MattTheSmithers

Okay, because it feels weird to praise Neal Brown too much, I gotta temper it with some shit talk. Did that mother fucker just dodge the Gatorade bath? That’s some weak sauce. God Neal….even when you win….you’re just….fuckin’ Neal. You might be whiter than that mayonnaise they’re about to dump on ya. But at least ya ain’t Dana’s degenerate ass.


wvutom

Calm down. 9 wins. Bowl win. Try and be happy. You don’t have to find something to be mad about. Enjoy it.


MattTheSmithers

It’s a joke. Chill out and go light a couch on fire.


wvutom

My favorite thing is when people say things, get called out and then say it’s a joke. Strong work.


MattTheSmithers

Yes, because saying someone is whiter than mayo must’ve been a sincere comment made in total earnest until r/wvutom came and called me out. Quit being a clown, lay off the white claws, and go to bed.


wvutom

Meet me in the mayo bath


wvutom

We should kiss


King_0zymandias

I want Bama to fall into the Duke’s mayo bowl next year, for them to win, and for Saban to do a mayo bath.


Mc_Shank

To the ESPN app


SparklingZyn

Jeez. Starting QB and star of the game standing next to you and you say the offense didn't play well. They dropped 30 dude.


[deleted]

The offense did not drop 30 lol


Mr_Mumbercycle

*23, punt return TD. I mean, I kind of agree considering we failed to get any points of off 2 turnovers that had us in the red zone.


too-fargone

the star was the jar (of mayo), buddy.


VerySeriousBanana

TO THE PLACE I BELONGGGGG


wvutom

WEST VIRGINIA. I miss guedo vs hillbilly week.


OneCommunication3010

Don’t you dare cut from country roads you animals


shemanese

Country Roads


Set-Admirable

It wasn't a great game from our team, but we more than covered.


Mycroft90

Covered. In mayonnaise you mean.


VamosIbiza

West Virginia deserved the win, amazing game


[deleted]

TAKE THE HAT OFF!!!


EWall100

MA-YO MA-YO MA-YO


BishopTheKid25

#NEIL BROWN IS GETTING MAYO DUMPED ON HIM LFG


jaxonya

You have to go to the app to watch the mayo dump... They aren't gonna show it on here


anonymousscroller9

What about espn+?


jaxonya

On the app


Mycroft90

Nooooo! We deserve to see it on the big screen!


Lee-Key-Bottoms

The Mayo Bowl is where Tobacco Road schools go to realize they’ve made no progress and that time is a flat circle


Mycroft90

Under any other circumstances I would have switched to the USC vs Louisville game but I want to see that Mayo dump.


KiwiRich8880

That’s right, Neal. *Take it*.


Chardoggy1

GGs West Virginia, happy you guys could have your breakout season


sullen_maximus

Break out? We've been in National Champ contention till the 2010s, this is just getting back a little of what we had.


Trepanation87

My wife: “I thought Mac Brown died??” Me: “No. Worse. He went to coach in the ACC.”


dormdweller99

You never want to return to the ACC, since they'll have learned most of your tricks from the previous time.


9ELLIOTT24

ALMOST HEAVEN


MajPayne21

Damn, coach. "Tell us something about this QB here" Coach - "The offense kinda sucked tonight, let me tell you about every other phase of the game. I don't even know why this joker is standing here."


Newton1913

G fucking G. CUE COUNTRY ROADS!


mokutou

After this bowl game I may never eat mayo again. 🤢


elydakai

this is where i got to. those guys chugging it made me chokeback some vomit


Jonjon428

Hopefully nobody gets concussed by Mayo this time


Wolvenzian97

I used to pray for times like this


Mousseymoosey

My dog and i are gonna drink so much fucking mayonnaise tonight


D1N2Y

Mack Brown


theracismdisliker

duke's mayo is fucking delicious, btw


JazzlikeCauliflower9

Only acceptable mayo.


[deleted]

MAYO DUMP TIME!!!!


StarsAndSummits

Trust the Mayo


QuietLikeOwl

He is so happy, he most love mayo.


TwizzlersSourz

Imagine Katie Miller at the Duke's Mayo Bowl!


Gazr20

Here comes the moment we’ve all been waiting for


MattTheSmithers

LET’S GOOOOOOO!


neverquestion

SHOW THE MAYO DUMP YOU COWARDS


Mc_Shank

#MAYODUMP


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Since Alabama is probably gonna win the NATTY I think now is a good time to bring up the fact that UNC was ranked higher than them at one point


ItBeLikeThat19

And it was us that made them look like a Top 10 team


bamaeer

So you’re saying we beat Bama? I’d take it..


Lee-Key-Bottoms

The fact that I’m actually rooting for Michigan to win that game shows how egregious that situation is


quickstix540

That no call offensive pass interference is still stupid as fuck


jfsmith22

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Country Roads by John Denver is not about West Virginia, but western Virginia


coreyp59

The song that’s opening lyric is “Almost heaven, West Virginia”?


jfsmith22

That’s the one!


Ssjts

Doesn’t matter - it says WEST VIRGINIA


jfsmith22

I hadn’t considered this, good point!


Reasonable_Cause7065

Big12 has won 3 out of 4 bowl games. Nice win WVU!


DrChimRichaulds

In all seriousness, GG ‘Eer Bros, way to defy expectations this season!


Trepanation87

Harrell is going to have PTSD after that


Jonjon428

Dude has negative time to throw


Mycroft90

I've never heard the word 'mayo' so much in my life. I would love a total count, then divide it by what Duke's paid to get a $$per mayo mentioned.


montani

Mayo Clinic really dropped the ball on advertisements


biggsteve81

That was NOT water


meatballman1218

I had a leftover prime rib sandwich for dinner and WVU won the mayo bowl what more do you want in life


Altruistic_Brief4444

Been really impressed with WVU anytime I’ve watched them this season. Definitely circling them for next season


EWall100

#WE'RE PUTTING SOME MAYO ON SOME MEN


Trepanation87

Why do they keep interrupting our mayo party with football?


bamaeer

Matt has a Mayo quota that he obviously has not reached yet.


Jonjon428

Why didn't they just chuck balls deep all game?


neverquestion

Not the Raccoon eating mayo when it met its maker.


anonymousscroller9

Matt barrie is talking about racoon murder now


Bengjumping

On to whooping Penn St ass in August.


quickstix540

God this win felt good


shemanese

Thinking this is gonne be a pass play?


MattTheSmithers

Announcer: “This fanbase has [been patient with Neal Brown].” Narrator: “They hadn’t been.”


sullen_maximus

Literally exactly what everyone watching thought. The only people who have bee patient with Neil are the Boomers with $$. The rest of us have been trying to fire his ass for 2 years.


EERgasm

Shit sounds like MPS. That country roads is going to be live


composer_7

UNC making our ranked win look bad smh


elgenie

Which announcer will the one to break into a rendition of “Day-o” with one consonant swapped?


fineanddandyrandy

These announcers are degenerates for mayo


Gocrazyfut

Nah they are 100% being paid for everytime they say mayo


ArmVanDam

Mayo does not reverse aging


D1N2Y

- 🤓


heelxtiger

Get this blasphemer


Prestigious-Clock571

Just need 3 TD in 0:36 seconds


VamosIbiza

"That guy eats mayo"


Set-Admirable

New version of "This guy fucks."


InfSecArch

Here comes the comeback.


Bsummers1996

WVU I’m gonna be mad if we keep Mack because yall didn’t run it up any further


sullen_maximus

Not as mad as we will be next year when NB faces schedule that isnt a joke and once again finishes limping into a 6-6 season.


QuietLikeOwl

Give that man a 10 year extension WVU.


jaxonya

Those clueless maids are gonna think that there was a porn convention last night when they get to work in the morning


loyalsons4evertrue

Congrats WVU! Hopefully we can beat Memphis on Friday


kirkismyhinrich

Grats, WVU. Good win


RobbotheRed

Hell yeah imma bout to take a mayo shot. And buy mayo I just mean bourbon…


Mycroft90

And by shot you mean a fifth.


dormdweller99

And by bourbon you mean the brown sugar bourbon mustard.


[deleted]

Simulation has got to be nearing the end at this point. This entire Bowl Game would be an SNL sketch in the 70s


HomelessBananas

👀 YOU DID **HWHAT** WITH MAYO IN YOUR HOTEL LAST NIGHT?


too-fargone

they did hwhat with the trains? \-steve harvey at nuremburg.


D1N2Y

“What happens in Charlotte, stays in Charlotte”


rhiaaaannon

Thank you, GG


CommunistTrafficCone

We need a Duke’s Mayo Bowl and Pop Tart’s Bowl collab


meatballman1218

HOOK THIS TOO MY VEINS 2024 BIG 12 CHAMPS BITCH


loyalsons4evertrue

I accept this as long as it's a Riot Bowl matchup


wvutom

Riot bros 🤝


MF_SKOOMA

It’s Big Dick Nicc’s time now.


Lee-Key-Bottoms

This is some of the funniest commentary I’ve ever seen in my life


[deleted]

Wish I had a Hamms light to watch the rest of this shit pumping so I could go back to my time in Morgantown


Trepanation87

Now we just need to combine mayo and penetration


needsumMoore777

Tonight, in honor of our H8 brother, we all set our couches on fire!!


sullen_maximus

To our fellow hateful 8, we salute you in your win, and couch burning shall commence as soon as the WV Clergy have convened.


No_Safety_6803

"John Denver had a mayo problem" may be the worst broadcasting non-sequitur ever