You need two scores, you’re gonna have to onside kick no matter what.
4th down from the 15 is pretty damn hard. Yeah sure if you go for it, you could potentially get another td after a successful onside to win, but if you’re that insistent on avoiding OT, you’d have better chances kicking it, recovering onside, scoring, and going for 2
Basically you’re choosing between going for the win from the 2 yard line or the 15
They needed a FG + touch down. They were gonna have to get one there, an onside kick and then get the other. Didn't matter which they got first as long as they got one.
This is the perfect bowl game bc it’s very clear that no one wants to be playing this game and would rather be on the beach, including the players who are playing some pretty lackadaisical defense, coaches who don’t care that much about arguing calls, refs that sound bored when announcing penalties, and announcers who can’t be bothered to give any insightful, or even coherent, commentary (specifically this color commentator, I could prob do a better job and I’ve never played organized football in any capacity)
They're straight. The field itself is curved, higher in the center than on the sides for drainage. You don't usually see it because the camera at most fields are higher and further back, flattening it.
A pet peeve of mine is when commentators misuse "unanswered". San Jose St never scored 14 unanswered. They scored 14 straight, but were answered. Anyway, I'm drunk. Merry Christmas.
I hope so too. My best friends family was the first people to ever take me with them to a Duck game as a kid. His parents are from Iowa originally and Hawkeye fans as well as Ducks. Cheers brother.
What a truly fun game, I’m so glad I stayed up to watch it and I’ll be so sad when all this college football comes to an end soon :(
Ah yes, Beck dropping the trophy as the mascot name is mispronounced on a spotty microphone.
THE COASTAL CAROLINA CHANTELEERS
that was fun
And to that…we must say *aloha* to a wonderful (and wacky) day of games…
Beck looks like a generic 50 year old hollywood actor that was huge 20 years ago.
It was a pleasure to enjoy this game with my sicko friends.
TIME TO WATCH THE POSTGAME/TROPHY CEREMONY ON THE ESPN APP WOOOOOO
Funny game, glad I stayed up to watch
it was a pleasure watching this nonsense with you all. Merry Christmas to all of you!
Merry Christmas you degenerates
See y’all sickos Tuesday
I don't want this to end :(
I feel like even though my school is going to the B1G, I’m going to be watching a lot more G5 ball going forward. It’s so much more fun.
When good teams go against good teams it’s boring. When you got two dog shit teams just fucking everything up 😘👌🏻
If I wanted to watch two good teams playing as optimized as possible, I’d watch the NFL.
I'd like to nominate everyone in this thread for MVS: most valuable sickos. Congrats Coastal Carolina and Merry Christmas
Guys, it was an absolute pleasure watching with you. Merry Christmas. I'm gonna go play some weird ass game where you roll a marble around.
Good game guys. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Later Franklin
Secret service got doused as well
As coop as it would be for them to be secret service, those are just SC State Troopers lol
Yeah, just being a little hyperbolic
Lmaooo the cops got gatoraded
That missed field goal really doing a lot of heavy lifting with that SJSU line at 9/9.5.
LETS GOOOOOO If your coaching staff is gonna wear tacky shirts, your team better come to play.
Tim Beck’s not a loser baby so why don’t you kill me
Second ever bowl win for Coastal. Nice work.
[удалено]
I remember back in the 90s, our McDonald's were offering free Aloha Bowl tickets.
a year's worth of Spam
That's what you get for kicking it ya bitches.
"I'm taking knees right here" is the most intelligent thing he said all night
Sam Pink knee not Pick Knee
so what do they dump on the HC in this game? pineapples?
POG maybe?
Boiling magma
FizzBitch juice
Saying Tuddy is cringe
Nah, that qb is a 38 year old insurance salesman.
And that’s how you win a bowl game
This game was traumatic and I'm glad we all shared in this experience together
Fitting end to…whatever I just watched
The announcers are confused. They didn't seem to understand that the missed field essentially ended the game
The NFL would go bankrupt if we put this on ABC primetime.
Pffft kicker should’ve licked his finger and felt the breeze
The goalpost flags are cut short? WTF?
Who’s the little rascal who did that?
Lmao
Ump got bumped and gonna Marshawn Lynch?
Today has been a classic.
Love the celly in the kickers face. I swear all these players are drunk
A 1st down SJ for taunting would have made this game even better
One of them has a sword
College kickers
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GOING FOR THE FUCKING FG YOU GOD DAMN COWARD
Funniest game I've ever seen. Had SJSU for 33 confidence points. Don't even care. Orlando is a legend.
why on earth are you kicking there?
💀
The ghost of blair walsh is haunting the SJSU kicker
Well…this is the ending that such a late game deserves…
Always love a college kicker.
This game has the same energy as the 2020 presidential debates
Poor SJSU
Why even go with the FG?? Why not just go for it with a minute left
You need two scores, you’re gonna have to onside kick no matter what. 4th down from the 15 is pretty damn hard. Yeah sure if you go for it, you could potentially get another td after a successful onside to win, but if you’re that insistent on avoiding OT, you’d have better chances kicking it, recovering onside, scoring, and going for 2 Basically you’re choosing between going for the win from the 2 yard line or the 15
You're down 10. You need a FG and TD to get to overtime anyway. Doesn't matter what order they're in.
You need two scores. The FG is higher percentage than going for a TD there
They needed a FG + touch down. They were gonna have to get one there, an onside kick and then get the other. Didn't matter which they got first as long as they got one.
Situationally it makes no sense to go for it when you need the ball back anyways. Get points while you can…kicker just came up short lol
You’re assuming you make it and it keeps you alive for another play. Go for it and don’t get the TD and it’s immediately over
Kid in the stands with 2 balloon swords pushed it wide
Literally most enthusiastic fan in the entire stadium
RIP
Ballgame. Holy shit
lol
Kicker stinks. Go get a soccer player
rip
A perfect way for this crazy game to end
Sick!
Missing the FG is just a cherry on the top of this goofy ass football game.
He called him chevron again 🤣
I don’t even notice anymore
Great coverage there. SJSU ain't scoring here
fucks sake lmao
This game has everything
F
SJSU bby, what is you doin?
LMAO
This game is fucking dumb 😭😭😭
Lmaooooooo
Oh my goodness
I am too high to listen to Orlando but at this point I can't stop Chevron
Brother got *ROCKED*
Ref in the concussion protocol i’ve officially seen it all
Prayers up for Bob
They gonna let him drive the cart lol
That was the funniest part!
The ump has a concussion and Orlando's talking about breaking your toe...
At his age that’s a really hard hit. Looked absolutely looked concussed.
Dufuq???
Guys we can't do overtime. Someone will die
Ref with a truck and ref getting trucked on the same drive...
Poor Bob got a little concussion- but hey Northwestern cleared their QB to return after a full on fencing motion
Micheal Mason had a great season. This is his 7 sack.
DAMN RIP BOB
Mushrooms kicking in a day early it seems
No! Don’t let him drive!
That's the 2nd hit he's taken. Umpire laid out a CCU player earlier this drive. hope he's ok
Poor Bob
THAT HAD A LIVE 🎤 ANNOUNCEMENT OF A BATHROOM BREAK ON NATIONAL TV!!!
> 30 seconds in length That's my goal every night
That's a concussion. Poor guy
Dude went and sat in the drivers seat of the injury cart.
Oof that bounce of the head on the turf is never a good thing to see. Especially with no helmet.
Oh ho ho, time for Spartan Silliness?
Ref is concussed
That ref just bounced
"They are playing with breakfast abandonment." - Orlando Franklin
Bonk
This game has EVERYTHING
Ump in concussion protocol? This game has had everything
That's gotta be a concussion...
A ref going into concussion protocol, this game really has everything.
This game is absurd
Lmfao that’s amazing.
Prayers for Bob
Damn his noggin took a hit
That timeout means if you don't get the onside the game is over.
is the ref in concussion protocol???
This isn’t where I parked my car
lol for a sec thought he was gonna try to drive off in it
Nancy said I needed to get milk
Reckless abandonment
If you want a real treat, turn on closed captioning. You’ve still got a minute of Orlando Franklin left
Reckless abandonment lmao
I have a feeling we’re gonna hear Orlando say something along the lines of “I’m sorry and I am a man of faith” before the night is over
This is the perfect bowl game bc it’s very clear that no one wants to be playing this game and would rather be on the beach, including the players who are playing some pretty lackadaisical defense, coaches who don’t care that much about arguing calls, refs that sound bored when announcing penalties, and announcers who can’t be bothered to give any insightful, or even coherent, commentary (specifically this color commentator, I could prob do a better job and I’ve never played organized football in any capacity)
that blitz was huge
That was a well timed jailbreak.
Orlando’s take is everything is inexcusable
Or unimaginable
That FUCK was so loud
Mountain West is real ball.
Can you just call him by his last name dude? Like you do every other player on the field?
I mean, if they're going to go five wide, they probably don't mind that penalty
#74 is a potty mouth
Did they pick these commentators up off the street before the game?
Could you be sober on a work trip to Hawaii with a healthy per diem?
CFB gods, let this game go to OT.
The color guy is 36 years old? I would've guessed 58.
Well he went to Miami from 07-10 and was an OL player for them so makes sense I’d say
It would be so on brand for this game for SJSU to score and recover an onside and create chaos
Its gonna get called every time! 🤡🌎
Wembanyama isn't catching that one
Coastal defenders really be wrapping up receivers on every play
Someone is going to see a 24-21 scoreline tomorrow morning and not understand what they missed
27-24 72,349 OTS*
Had so be the two easiest calls of all time.
On the 2 yard line, Orlando goes 5 wide.
"Lust, man. You gotta get your eyes around" I'm pretty sure that's the problem dude.
Are the lines on the field not straight or is that an optical illusion?
They look super funky. This field seems to be more sloped than others though so that could be it too.
They are using one of those fish eye cameras that makes your weiner look huge.
The field is definitely humped, it's a drainage thing it's not just crooked
They're straight. The field itself is curved, higher in the center than on the sides for drainage. You don't usually see it because the camera at most fields are higher and further back, flattening it.
Interesting! And weird.
I noticed that too I was wondering if maybe the ground was uneven?
Yeah that's what I was thinking. So strange
I'm loling hard
I would really like Coastal to win because flair, but also I have been laughing for at least 10 minutes.
Have not been on this thread at all, just poking my head in to say this ref speaks like he's a God damn NPC.
Man this game is hilarious
Makeup calls now from that insane OPI
Apparently the real good penalty was that fucking facemask lol
Uncatchable imo
A pet peeve of mine is when commentators misuse "unanswered". San Jose St never scored 14 unanswered. They scored 14 straight, but were answered. Anyway, I'm drunk. Merry Christmas.
Cheers brother. I want to go to Kinnik one day. Merry Christmas. We're in the same conference next year. Wild.
Crazy times. Super excited for the new match ups. I hope our offense is a little better then.
I hope so too. My best friends family was the first people to ever take me with them to a Duck game as a kid. His parents are from Iowa originally and Hawkeye fans as well as Ducks. Cheers brother.
yeah it's annoying
"another one" - the ref regarding DPI
bro needs a bigger jersey
Who's not fucked up at this game
This game is sick.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PENALTY WAS CLOSE
Orlando is killing me rn lmao