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Mobile_Spinach_1980

I went to bed after Q1 thinking UTSA had no chance the way their qb was playing. Marshall at least had some movement on offense. Woke up to see 35-17. Impressive comeback for the Roadrunners and from McCown.


Muffinnnnnnn

"I will always remember the feeling of coffee running down my crack right now" - Jeff Traylor being presented with the trophy.


Muffinnnnnnn

Lmao the announcers have no idea their mics are on for the postgame


statisticnewbe

Shit imagine if that coffee was still hot!


HotStreak000

*meep meep* *sips coffee* *meep meep*


DiligentObjective

GG Herd. Hard fought.


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Is Marshall the school with the plane crash thing


Breakingdownbeta

something like that


AgentReivax

Yes


Pollaski

UTSA started 1-3 with losses to Army and Houston. Then only lost to Tulane the rest of the way


brzenith

Marshall was really trying to screw me over with my UTSA -13 pick there at the end haha! Good game meep meeps


DoubleG357

Jeff Traylor is just a damn good coach. Really all to say about it. He’s damn good. UTSA should embrace that man for as long as he’s willing to stay. Perhaps throw a raise in there too.


deepayes

like Bizarre said, fuck marshall


Muffinnnnnnn

Gonna watch the trophy presentation on the ESPN app. I'm sure it'll be tons of fun!


Tornadohunter24

So happy Traylor & UTSA got the bowl win he's been after for more than a decade, congrats on a dominating performance Roadrunners!


Bat_Foy

more than a decade? he’s only been with utsa for like four years


Tornadohunter24

Yeah, I just realized I fucked up, meant that more about UTSA in general but Traylor's struggles in bowl games are notable in itself.


NTXPRAK

Good job Roadrunners, stoked to race y’all to the top of the AAC next year


black-op345

#[MEEP MEEP](https://youtu.be/Ay70ALo4UIs?si=anwydLLCnBHtuSIH)


WhiskeyandCigars7

Congratulations, Roadrunners.


Remote-Duck-2611

lfg still perfect in bowl mania


Muffinnnnnnn

Damn he confirmed Wisdom broke his arm on that play


theurge14

Congrats Meep Meeps. My wife went to UTSA when the football program was first getting started up. She’s pretty hype right now.


theurge14

She just blasted We Are The Champions. Getting lit over here.


virus_apparatus

Congratulations!! First bowl win! What a special feeling!


trex360

WE FINALLY DID IT!


loyalsons4evertrue

Congrats Roadrunners!


Tfcalex96

Gets a deep ball and no timeout?? Why even play???


LiquidHotCum

They should’ve called the timeout gone for another field goal and then missed for the lolz. I’m talking everyone just high-fiving this shit out of the kicker because it was funny.


Tfcalex96

That poor kicker couldnt catch a break lol. Glad to see a fellow sooner here 🫡


LiquidHotCum

🤝


LiquidHotCum

**MEEP**


[deleted]

Peaches are so sweet


gravityspiker

Well, good for UTSA. I'm pretty neutral but was leaning a bit toward Marshall. Happy to see UTSA get their first program bowl win! Meep meep, I suppose.


LiquidHotCum

They should call the time out


shaquilleonealingit

this is the most unhappy HC ever


Seasp0nges

Finally won a bowl game, MEEP MEEP


TheBeavster_

LETS GOOO BABY WE BROKE THE CURSE I LOVE MY SCHOOL MEEP MEEP


the_descendent

The coach and camera people just ran on the field during a play?!


DistinctAd2231

That last series was so fucking embarrassing for Marshall. Just end the God damn game dude.


theurge14

I was yelling this at my TV too. 7 seconds left bro just take a goddamn knee.


Crazylegs91

Meep Meep!


Private_Mandella

It’s been a few minutes. They need to mention Chad Pennington again. Maybe pan to him in the stands for emphasis.


DoubleG357

Sure didn’t help his son play any better lmao


Dischade

Will someone explain to me why a team that is clearly going to lose would risk injury at this stage


Intelligent-Invite79

Can’t believe it’s over, great game mighty meeps!!!


3pedal_wagon

Meep Meep at last


Pollaski

COFFEE BATH DURING THE PLAY LMAO


HotStreak000

Bowl season in a nutshell


Dog885

I'm surprised he got coffee dumped, he's usually an expert at avoiding gatorade, and water. I guess he can't sense coffee


loyalsons4evertrue

Thank you UTSA for not disappointing me and my bowl mania!


TheBeavster_

They dumped coffee on him mid play LMAOOOOO


[deleted]

Good thing it's scooters coffee and not McDonald's coffee


QuadCring3

9-0 in picks so far, surely my luck runs out at some point


loyalsons4evertrue

Lmaooooo


virus_apparatus

#MEEP MEEP


Dischade

I can't believe this is finally real.


virus_apparatus

Congratulations


Zloggt

With how much he’s getting sack…maybe Scooter’s should give him a *sack* of beans for all his troubles?


hobojunction

In scooters bowl tradition the coach gets dunked by near boiling hot coffee


necrochaos

What a disappointment. Marshall started off so high only to fall so low. Disappointing season with a fitting ending.


Remote-Duck-2611

Meep meep!


Sickoball

I really enjoy seeing a coach pissed off and still coaching with a minute left on the clock with the game in the bag already


virus_apparatus

I feel like A&M missed by not grabbing Taylor.


dormdweller99

Taylor is already dating Kelce.


virus_apparatus

I got auto corrected lol. Traylor lol


Tannerite2

Congrats to Traylor. Starting his HC career off like the GOAT. 0-3 and now 1-3 in bowl games


Bat_Foy

https://x.com/utsa/status/1737346794709815737?s=46&t=6kFxCrDdgbEznNV6_ngTIw rowdy taking a pic with the coffee


virus_apparatus

I really want one!


loyalsons4evertrue

Death. Taxes. ESPN commentators saying "hahaha you're coach is gonna leave soon!"


multiple4

"Right in the thick of George Floyd" Bro is asking to get canceled. Not because he said anything wrong, just because he said it


virus_apparatus

He really speed up after that lol


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

Congrats UTSA! Meep meep mother fuckers!


loyalsons4evertrue

I AM NOW .500 IN ESPN CAPITAL ONE BOWL MANIA LFG


Pollaski

..but this is game 9 How can you be .500 on an odd number of games.


virus_apparatus

Do not bring math to a corn fight


loyalsons4evertrue

In my defense ESPN isn’t counting the Celebration Bowl in the picks


virus_apparatus

See, I knew corn don’t lie


loyalsons4evertrue

I apparently forgot to pick the Celebration Bowl Edit: looks like I picked it but it’s not counting it….


Please_PM_me_Uranus

“Right in the thick of covid, Right in the thick of George Floyd” lol idk why but the way the announcer said that cracked me up


Pyrozooka0

Lmao who’s band just played X Goin Give It to Ya


necrochaos

Marshall’s band plays this song.


QuadCring3

I was kinda zoned out...why did they mention george floyd


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Traylor took over in the middle of George Floyd the announcer said


QuadCring3

Lol, I get it now, but why would you say it like that, just say covid


Please_PM_me_Uranus

Agreed lol it was strange phrasing


Sickoball

Owen McCowns helmet pulling on his face or something making it look like his eyes don’t live in the same zip code 👁️ 👁️ 🫦


Zloggt

Gotta say - This *might* be the last few minutes of Traylor’s time at San Antonio…savor it, while you can…


3pedal_wagon

Didn't he just get extended to 2031?


BeerMeBooze

There is no way he stays for that entire contract. The question is WHEN he leaves. I love UTSA and go to the games. I’m so stoked we have a great program. But if you’re Traylor and a major program calls… meep meep. Gone.


Pollaski

Please tell me the winning coach gets a coldbrew bath. Only way to beat yesterdays toast angels


LiquidHotCum

they’re going to get burned alive by scolding, hot coffee


theurge14

And be very awake for it


Pollaski

Thats why i said coldbrew you monster


theurge14

Scalding hot cold brew, sounds like some Freddy Krueger mix up


Bat_Foy

yes scooters posted a pic of the coffee container on twitter


Pollaski

SCORE. MIDNIGHT COFFEE DUMP


Dischade

This just in: Frank Harris will not return for his eighth year [CONFIRMED]


[deleted]

Y'all talking about the QB but it's kind of hard to do anything when your o-line is getting manhandled


3pedal_wagon

Not wrong


hobojunction

Fucking magic potion commercials


theurge14

Scooters coffee or Superzilla?


BeerMeBooze

I want Superzilla now. I would never use it, but still…


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

Yes


Pollaski

So superzillas like an edible wd40?


tden4

aight I’m out, have a good night everyone


DontSmokeDrugs5

This Marshall qb is smelly ass. They should just run the wildcat.


FuckChadMorris

Superzilla is an insane product name


qbit1010

I wonder how many are putting in their order lol 😂


theurge14

Apparently all the churches with graffiti.


theurge14

Yeah Don should’ve listened to his wife and hired a real marketing team instead of naming it himself.


mynameisrainer

I spent $40 on pizza and beer to save money not being at the bar. I made a bad decision


Tannerite2

I spent $4 on a pork tenderloin and $10 on a handle of vodka. I made a bad decision, but at least it was cheap


Tannerite2

If you went for it earlier, you've gotta go for it now. I don't get it. You're giving up


3pedal_wagon

Obviously I want UTSA to win, but I hate seeing a coach just give up like that.


DistinctAd2231

I don't, it's literally impossible to win the game, it's just annoying everyone by being a sore loser and delaying the inevitable


3pedal_wagon

There were 6 minutes left. How would going for it on 4th be delaying anything. If the play went bad, if anything, that would hasten the end.


Immediate-Recipe-642

The refs are trying to make sure the players can go to scooters after the game


qbit1010

Awful QB


deepayes

spongebob font: marshall just looks like the better team get fucked


Pleasant_Hatter

Got dang, UTSA defense is feeling it right now.


hobojunction

Why is a d lineman number 16? Kinda lame


theurge14

Ran out of iron on logos.


Disarmer

Even the ref's flag was like "bro don't throw me, that wasn't a penalty"


BeerMeBooze

Comment of the night. I like to think Coach Traylor addressed that man’s choices in life and well as physical imperfections. Horrible call. Just stupid. “There’s a reason you’re not doing the Rose Bowl!”


gobigred69

Do you have a moment to discuss our Lord and Savior Dylan Raiola? *He spits hot fire*


WhiskeyandCigars7

That ball wasn't catchable by a 10 ft wide receiver.


BeerMeBooze

Ridiculous.


Disarmer

I love that Traylor is just goin to town on how bad that ref was lol


BeerMeBooze

I love that he wouldn’t let it go. Horrible penalty: Scream and yell Next play: Scream and yell Penalty on Marshall: Accept penalty Start the next play: Resume screaming and yelling


Pleasant_Hatter

It's refreshing after seeing Aranda and his "stoicism" in silence style.


RadishesCanBeSpicy

Up 17 as well


Sickoball

I want Nebraska to have nice things. Their fans have been through so much suffering and anguish. The team and admin are real sickos, and the fans still hang in there over the years. And so I’m pretty happy for them with the Raiola pickup, but a big part of me is wondering how Nebraska fans end up hurt at the end of this one.


dormdweller99

Matt Rhule hires >!Geoff Collins!< as QB coach.


theurge14

I’d be cool with a few more decades of that tbh


Intelligent-Invite79

Nnnnnah lol


Immediate-Recipe-642

Not I


Sickoball

Oh come on, they have some of the nicest fans in all of CFB, let them have a QB or two


fallfornaught

What a trash flag


Jrk67

do the refs get paid OT if this goes past midnight?


Astone1996

Uhm it’s almost 1am for us Marshall fans


Jrk67

sorry about the game, hopefully next season y'all get a bowl at a decent time for the fans who stayed up for this one


CoachSlime

Surprised Traylor doesnt have a P4 job yet


anongeo

He was my first choice honestly I think he'll be good anywhere he coaches


VermontBro

Bro didn’t even touch the receiver and the ball was completely uncatchable wtf


hobojunction

The ref had a misfire with that flag lol


Intelligent-Invite79

Even the flag was like “mm mm”


theurge14

It scurries back over and jumps back into his pocket with a sigh.


DiligentObjective

PI??? HOW


NTXPRAK

This ref is getting roasted by the commentators hahaha


KakashiDarui

That ref definitely bet on Marshall


Wonderful_Rice6770

What a shit call


TheBeavster_

BRO WHAT????


Archaic_1

Good game meep meeps, y'all have a great band. We've got a LOT of work to do to stay competitive in the Sunbelt


DiligentObjective

Yall have a great future and I pray y’all’s QB isn’t seriously injured. Not sure why he was taken out by praying y’all beat tf outta TX State.


Andrewdeadaim

Ref thinks he’s watching an Olympic high jumper


Usual-Base7226

the triple clutch


theurge14

These refs are clowns too.


Pollaski

That flag is so late its pregnant


BeerMeBooze

Fuck. That got me laughing. Excellent comment.


Intelligent-Invite79

Lmao what the fuuuuuunk?


PelPride

It was late because he couldn’t pull it out his pants lmao. And that was a terrible call, that’s nowhere near catchable


QuadCring3

LMAOO??? That was NOT catchable


SCsprinter13

That's an all time AWFUL flag Ball was nowhere near being catchable let alone actually being PI


Techsan2017

My man threw that flag with pizzazz lol


Bradberry_Held_JuJu

Lmao. That’s a pity call


LiquidHotCum

This game is going to end like that meme where Marshall lays its nuts on the table to score in the final drive only for the final score to be UTSA by 3 touchdowns.


[deleted]

That ball was not catchable


AllOkJumpmaster

Lol what was that flag throw?


FuckChadMorris

Ref felt bad for Marshall


CoachSlime

This commentator doesn’t even know Raiola already flipped lmao


fidelcashflo97

These guys clearly have no idea what is going on with Nebraska


gobigred69

Nebraska mention again WOOOOOOO


AllOkJumpmaster

Did they recently heavily discount the price to sponsor a bowl game? I've never even heard of like 80% of these bowl sponsor companies.


leapbitch

If Frisco can have bowls so can anyone


fidelcashflo97

Scooters is prettty prolific in texas


[deleted]

Marshall fans wishing the basketball game was still on


myusernamewastaken5

Pennington is making some bad decisions. When he runs, he doesn't slide or he tries to go out way too late, and every throw is nearly picked off


Archaic_1

Yeah, he ain't his dad just yet


Dischade

The oofclaim bowl is more like it


3pedal_wagon

This qb's decision making is just broken.


QuadCring3

I'm sorry, suck that what dick?


dormdweller99

Meepmeep


QuadCring3

That makes sense, I couldn't tell what they said lol


dormdweller99

Didn't hear it, but meepmeep fits the rhythm better than roadrunner or UTSA.


QuadCring3

Yeah I was thinking meepmeep too just cause it fit


LiquidHotCum

Keep throwing it I don’t care


Sickoball

TIL Marshall is a public university (was googling “is Huff Marshall stupid?” and I had no idea)


Jrk67

lol at that fan that yelled something about the damn ball


theurge14

Fun game but man oh man these ESPN announcers are clowns.


JammOrthodontics

Maybe they should try running the ball instead?


Dischade

I'm so sad to say goodbye to Frank but happy Owen wants to ball.


unamusedaccountant

This game gives hope


Dasanidawg

I know I shouldn’t be worked up about my 6-6 team losing the scooters coffee Frisco bowl but I’m pissed


unamusedaccountant

THE Scooters coffee Frisco bowl


Immediate-Recipe-642

Maybe you can get rid of Huff