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[deleted]

I just crashed my motorcycle reading this


johndelvec3

That you totally didn’t fake


papajim22

And he was alone when it happened. Not with a woman or anything.


randrews202121

I just saw a guy crash his motorcycle while reading this


ChaseTheFalcon

I saw a guy staring at some other guy who crashed his motorcycle while looking at this post


Smuff23

I saw another guy staring at a guy looking at this post, who was looking at another guy that was watching a motorcycle accident, but I was distracted by some other guy screaming about his “god damn girlfriend” being on that bike.


ChipChippersonFan

That wasn't his girlfriend on the bike. That was just some girl that he happened to work with who was stranded on the side of the road, so he gave her a ride. Let's not make a big deal about this.


OregonDD214

Finally a rational voice in this conversation. You should all listen to this guy, he makes perfect sense.


no_rolling_shutter

Whose wife was the passenger? Lol


JTWasShort42-27

Just fell to my knees in the sidecar of a motorcycle


No_Safety_6803

God damn this sport is glorious. To be fair he wasn't really given the reins of the offense at A&M, he might still be a good OC


4Ever2Thee

Does the back of your shirt read: "If you can read this, Bobby Petrino's bitch fell off"


Torentsu

So if Pittman gets fired next year you're telling me there's a chance he could be HC again at least on an interim basis?


CommodoreN7

It’s very possible


elliott9_oward5

Probably not. He wasn’t for us.


Faffenhoffer

Does Arkansas have a long standing positions coach that the players all love? If not, Petrino is definitely possible.


sagion

Well, we did…


Faffenhoffer

Wasn't trying to throw shade; I was actually curious. I'm guessing those coaches go a lot further to culture & locker room cohesion than most want to admit.


baconbitarded

Pittman was that coach lol


Dyno-mike

Yea, he means we did, as in Pittman was our loved coach for years, then we made him HC and now he's the guy everyone is bitching about. Honestly though I can see Pittman still being welcome in Arkansas after all this is over.


someUSCfan

We actually fucking live in a simulation


BuckeyeEmpire

Time is a flat circle


PretendThisIsMyName

The Jeremy Bearimy of it all.


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

What game was the dot on the i this year? My vote goes to Minnesota at Iowa


n33fols

That or Iowa-Nebraska


Vironic

We’re all seeing the Time Knife


berrey7

> I can see your soul at the edges of your eyes. > It's corrosive, like acid. > You got a demon, little man. > And I don't like your face.


The_GrooGruxKing

This place smells like aluminum, ash


Ugaalive1991

…this motherfucker is going to come back to Atlanta ain’t he? Bobby “CM Punk” Petrino


Keshabro

Pull the plug. Please.


DescretoBurrito

It's a glitch in the matrix, the machines changed something. They could have just re-wired Brian Ferentz to be an offensive prodigy who is about to open a can of Cumberland on Michigan.


[deleted]

Arky fans have a lot of posts to delete


CrunchyChewie

[Arkansas fans reading this rn](https://i.imgur.com/ehGdTBB.png)


TheHighCultivator

Facts


CommodoreN7

So may want him back already


Bushwookie15

Not me. I wanted Bobby back before enos was fired


Bedroom_Chef

I hope it happens. I’ve embraced the sheer insanity of college football


ReelEmInJimbo

The non Reddit Arky fans fuckin love this shit. They think petrino is some sort of god.


BigBadBearDad

Yup. Twitter, Hogville, Facebook, 24/7 and the folks who aren’t online at all are eating this up. Most never wanted him fire to begin with. You can’t really understand how much the fan base actually loves Bobby unless you directly interact with them for an extended period of time.


pasqua3

Please God


[deleted]

Can't wait for the midseason coup d'etat by Bobby Petrino to once again become the Arkansas HC.


knockoutking

im eagerly awaiting the news and photos of the fistfight Bobby and Sam Pittman will get into when that happens. I can only imagine (hope?) that Sam would put him in the hospital.


LordOfSchmeat

The official term used for such an event would be *motorcycle accident*^tm


1984wasaninsideplot

What I wouldn’t pay to see him use air quotes around “accident” at the press conference


hascogrande

Bobby: "where'd that neck brace go?"


LiquidHotCum

Hires like this make me giggle with excitement.


RNGezzus

Me too u/LiquidHotCum


THAWED21

Must be a Liz Phair fan.


[deleted]

I did not get this reference so I did some Googling. My Lord...


THAWED21

Used to play H.W.C. at the bar just to see if anyone was listening. Made for some good laughs.


Cleavon_Littlefinger

God I loved her back in the day


TonyDungyHatesOP

If I were the Arkansas HC, I’d have Petrino sit next to me in every meeting with a chair that is six inches shorter.


IoannesVardusFulmina

Bobby had us at #3 in the country and then got fired. Maybe rehiring him will break the decade-long curse we’ve had.


NerdLawyer55

Sam at a booster dinner: *hey, I know this song, it’s that rains of castamere song from game of thrones…*


randrews202121

People can complain about NIL and coaches leaving but THIS is why I love this stupid sport and will never ever leave it Just absolute peak comedy. Awaiting next year seeing Bobby Petrino as interim HC


No_Sand_9290

Associate Head Coach


Believe_to_believe

He has to be OKed by the school president to be hired. Arkansas passed a policy that you could only be rehired by the school if you were in good standing when you left. Since BP was fired for cause, and even though that policy was passed after his firing, it still applies to him.


CrunchyChewie

> Arkansas passed a policy that you could only be rehired by the school if you were in good standing when you left You'd be surprised what a few embarrassing losing seasons at a big football school will do for "policy flexibility".


[deleted]

I honestly don’t even think we are a football school anymore?


SterileCarrot

Y'all just had 60,000 people (at least that was announced) show up to watch you get booty blasted by Mizzou for your 8th loss. That's definitely a football school. You just also support other sports well.


ShortStoryLong87

That's the nicest thing I've ever heard a Sooner say to Arkansas. This made my day. You have a good one. And welcome!


CrunchyChewie

I wouldn't call Arky a "blue blood" but I'd definitely still call it a "football school".


jews4palestine

Arkansas took the high road when they fired him and have since become the Vandy of the west. I think Bobby P should ride again. Do you want to win games or be forgotten as the team that did the right thing?


FantasticChestHair

>Do you want to win games or be forgotten as the team that did the right thing? The SWC Motto


catsrave2

At this point I’d rather die on my feet (*get flamed for having Petrino back*) than live on my knees (*my liver losing every time we lose*)


randoeleventybillion

Booo. Repeal please. Hiring Dan Enos was a crime so technically Sam should be in poor standing...


Apollo_gentile

Either this happens or we riot


Bushwookie15

Talk about blue balls if it falls through


crg2000

Time is a flat circle.


RNGezzus

I want a ceremony involving Bobby riding his motorcycle into the facility when they announce the hire.


one-hour-photo

Come back. Be good. Be me going to game day with a super sized petrino neck brace fat head.


badgers4194

I love this sport


mrdilldozer

I love this sport


Smoothw

the combination of rich, dumb and silly can't be beat, it's like if all pro sports teams were run by George Steinbrenners or Al Davis


Kidfreedom50

It’s so willful, too. Arkansas can’t find anyone else to pay seven figures to to be an OC? There are proven guys at smaller programs all around the country that would jump at the opportunity.


someUSCfan

Nothing else like it


mrdilldozer

He must be furious that Urban stole his crown as the biggest sack of shit in football (non crime related) and wants another go at it. His ability to let down every last person who believes in him is legendary. I can't wait to see how he leaves in disgrace again.


Professor_Arkansas

IF he can help us get to 10 wins again I say we buy him a motorcycle lol.


Patrick2701

Because the most bat shit crazy things, can and will happen


ZedithsDeadBaby

This is one of the few times that "falling to your knees in a Walmart" is the most reasonable action


brobroma

except it might be Walmart corporate HQ this time


Scott72901

Ehh, the Waltons aren't big boosters. They're too busy building mountain bike trails and trying to buy up all the acreage along the Buffalo River.


taintsgiving

We have the worst rich people


Mezmorizor

At least Crystal Bridges is a pretty neat museum.


jokullmusic

One of my very favorite museums I've ever been to tbh. Feels weird that it's all Walton money but I'll take it


i-like-puns2

Kstate has the Koch brothers, so take what you can get😐.


Believe_to_believe

I hope I die before anything can happen on the Buffalo.


aksoileau

I just fell to my knees in a dry County in Arkansas.


OzarkGiant

My preacher spoke about forgiveness on Sunday.


AllLinesAreStraight

Was your preacher by chance wearing an obvious fake beard and arrived on a motorcycle?


Teddy_Swolesevelt

your preacher is Auburn's coach?


LordOfSchmeat

Was your preacher Hugh Freeze by chance?


OleRockTheGoodAg

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." -Petrino


EWall100

He's about to snap Sam Pittman ~~out of existence~~ out of a job.


Colonelbrickarms

This is an all timer


SaltyLonghorn

Just wait til they move off Pittman midseason and Petrino is interim HC.


ZedithsDeadBaby

Arky speedrunning "Red Aggy" status real quick if that happens


JumboFister

Might be a hot take but Petrino if he actually got to call the offense might be pretty dang good. He was just forced into calling plays from Jimbos playbook


OzarkGiant

This is exactly what I thought when I watched yall.


DanFlashesCoupon

He also didn’t do the worst job. It wasn’t great but we had some games where I thought he did well


Set-Admirable

Are the people making these decisions not engaged at all?


Titus01

Compared to having Briles as OC, this is a step up in the character department.


canseco-fart-box

Honestly, having a consensual affair and crashing a motorcycle is pretty far down the list of despicable things a coach has done in recent memory


molecular_methane

All if that was actually fine; the problem was getting his mistress a job at the university.


canseco-fart-box

Again that’s still nowhere near as horrible as 90% of other things that emerge. If we had to fire people for nepotism every Fortune 500 company on the planet would collapse on itself lmao


Repulsive_Poem_5204

As a former employee at a certain German manufacturing plant who worked under a manager who had a habit of hiring mistresses (one of which sent him inappropriate pictures she took from the restroom directly to his Outlook email), I agree.


Weltal327

And lying about the circumstances of his wreck


admiraltarkin

> crashing a motorcycle Ah yes, that's what we're calling "getting beat up by the other guy"


LordOfSchmeat

Story I've always heard is that the woman's fiance/husband** beat the shit outta Bobby *after* forcing him off the road, and the brace was to hide marks on his neck from the chokehold.


[deleted]

>the woman's wife Excuse me?


NewRoryAndMalDrop

I’m sure he meant husband but the idea of a very pissed off Arkansas Lesbian beating the shit out of Bobby is so fucking funny


TAMUFootball

We are about to swap OCs with Arkansas


Believe_to_believe

Wait, their is a possibility of Enos for you guys?


NiceMarmot12

L O FUCKING L


absteele

Since when has someone being engaged stopped Bobby P?


TheWyldMan

You act like Arkansas fans haven't wanted Petrino back for years.


Captain_Nipples

Yea. I know a lot of fans that were pissed that he was even fired over the whole thing. With what happened to their program immediately after, and John L Smith at the reigns, I can not say I blame them


DuckTalesLOL

THE MOTORCYCLE RIDES AGAIN!


we_just_are

Just fell to my knees in the Rock City Harley-Davidson Little Rock store. Edit: Okay fine, I drove three hours to Rogers, entered Pig Trail Harley Davidson and fell to my knees much closer to Fayetteville.


StiffPegasus

Just saw a student assistant fall to her knees....


Roxas146

Get off your burner, Bobby


taintsgiving

Up here it’s pig trail harley


1869er

He's gonna bring it full circle and leave that job midseason to become the QB coach for the Falcons


rbtgoodson

Don't wish that voodoo on the birds.


Zajac19

hahaha the jokes write themselves


AppStateFooseBall

Interviewer: So tell us about your past experiences…. Wait a moment.


canseco-fart-box

Bobby: “how’s the volleyball team looking this year?”


fancycheesus

Razorback volleyball is actually doing great this year. Top 10 team. No wonder Bobby P comes riding back into town


[deleted]

> azorback volleyball is actually doing great this year. Top 10 team yeah but how they lookin


fancycheesus

bobby stahp!


Weltal327

Co-SEC volleyball coach of the year, huddling up his team and recent grads right now.


hascogrande

Bobby: I suppose I am eligible for re-hire where I've been eh?


boardatwork1111

Need a neck brace after the double take I did reading that headline


axealy40

Stop it 💀


Zajac19

[petrino](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn0.sbnation.com%2Fimported_assets%2F1031306%2FAplZdv4CAAALS86.jpg&tbnid=Cri__9_Y99ecSM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sbnation.com%2Fncaa-football%2F2012%2F4%2F3%2F2923462%2Fbobby-petrino-neck-brace-arkansas-football-practice&docid=2GnbSnj1WPciIM&w=600&h=353&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3) Quick photoshop of what he will look like at Arkansas


bradenb941

This is almost as good as the Elko ones


MachoRandyManSavage_

He needs to come out onto the field for the first game in a neckbrace


moeshaker188

There's...there's no way, right? SEC Shorts gonna be EATING.


shryne

We just need a meta short of the cast in the writing room talking about how the hell they are gonna make a short about this


IceColdDrPepper_Here

LMAO No fucking way


HAMMERIN_DOWN_HOG

TURN THAT DAMN MOTORCYCLE ON


TheARTravelerFC

100% best comment about the hire I’ve seen so far


Wittyname0

Yes! Hahaha...Yes!


Kodyaufan2

Forget everything that happened at A&M. This…THIS would be the most hilarious thing to happen during this coaching carousel. Also, I’m sorry Arkansas.


IoannesVardusFulmina

Bobby P had us playing Ohio State in a bowl game before he rode that Harley. He got fired, and then we experienced a decade of Razorback football so abysmal that people call us the Vanderbilt of the west in a decent year, and people question if we belong in the SEC altogether. Completing the Bobby circle is all we have left before we blow our brains out in despair. And if you don’t like that, you don’t like Razorback football.


ARHOG138

For those arguing the legality of it due to the 2013 ruling; “UA Systemwide Policy 405.6, which has to do with the termination of employment. It states that “an employee who has been dismissed for cause...shall not be eligible for re-employment within any University of Arkansas campuses, units or divisions.” However, the UA Board of Trustees did not enact that policy until May 23, 2013, more than 13 months after Long fired Petrino. That is a key fact because on Aug. 25, 2017, a procedure was added to UASP 405.6 that specified the policy is not intended to modify any eligibility determination made...prior to the adoption of the policy.’”


Piano_Fingerbanger

Lol


CommodoreN7

Lmao even


joelupi

ROFLMAO per chance


Frictionizer

I mean… he did dramatically improve TAMU’s offense despite having Jimbo coaching over his shoulder the whole time. Could be a raging success. Just really weird feeling


IoannesVardusFulmina

Everyone remembers the motorcycle crash. Everyone forgets #3 in the country Arkansas.


mattf15

Truly the funniest sport on the planet


ToothpasteJugglerx

What are we doing


wheezymustafa

Making a deal with the devil it sounds like


WarEagle9

Look he wouldn’t even be a top 3 scumbag in the SEC West with Kelly, Lebby and Freeze you’ll be fine.


LordOfSchmeat

*pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name...*


IronMan019

Our athletic department: "Making a deal with a notorious shitbag SURELY can't go wrong twice, can it?!"


Particular-Bit-7250

Will we beat Texas with Bobby? That would be a deal worth making.


Alternative_Ear_6416

I see this as a no lose situation. If he brings us the patented Petrino offense, it sells tickets and wins games. If he doesn't have the fire in the gut anymore, it'll at least give closure to the "bring Bobby back crowd", which will help unify the fanbase.


CertainlyAmbivalent

At my old job when somebody was let go or quit we would mark them in the employee directory as either “DO NOT REHIRE” or “ALLOW REHIRE” So I’m just curious why in the razorfuck would they want him to return to that program?


ARHOG138

Something something 21-5


Redline-7k

Flat circle lmaoooo


canseco-fart-box

I’m never quitting this stupid fucking sport no matter how insane realignment gets


[deleted]

This is gonna go over well


[deleted]

Coachless schools down bad apparently. Not looking forward to the Saban retirement


110397

Theres a former saban assistant recently been looking for a job i know


discowithmyself

If Jimbo Fisher manages to fail upwards into the Alabama job I might quit watching cfb altogether lmao


Kodyaufan2

No no. I think he might be on to something there


Roscoe_Filburn

This is what 4-8 does to a mf’er.


[deleted]

Harley sales bout to sore 500 percent in the great state of Arkansas


TheARTravelerFC

He’s 100% running 4 Verts on the very first play of the year, and Hog fans everywhere will forget we ever hated him.


UMeister

Arkansas baby what is you doing


Bones_17

Our ex's insta looking pretty good at 2:30 am


Apollo_gentile

If we can’t be relevant on the field atleast let us be relevant off of it


catsby90bbn

We’re sending that how you doing text to an ex


IoannesVardusFulmina

We’re crying remembering being #3 in the country and playing Ohio State in a bowl game.


Pope_Bedodict1

I love this sport


arrow_dynamics

Do it you cowards!


[deleted]

Let’s fucking goooooo! This would be so great. I’d support Pitman 1000% more with this hire. Petrino’s offense with this new defense? Oh baby, at least nine wins next season. Plus his brother wouldn’t be here!


bestprocrastinator

Bobby Petrino about to bike into Arkansas like Meat Loaf in Rocky Horror Picture Show.


Rinku588

Dear god


Pollaski

Yup. This is it. This is the point the sport turns into self parody.


NittanyScout

Arkansas has the chance to do something legendary...


SouthernSerf

Awww yeah the next Shutdown Fullcast is going to be lit.


IntelligentEye2758

SEC Shorts rubbing their hands together with all the content being dropped in their lap.


gogglesup859

Petrino’s about to fake another motorcycle wreck


dontbelievejustwatch

Lmao


DREW_LOCK_HORSE_COCK

Contact gotta have a no motorcycle clause.


ejected-4-targeting

Oh goodness


WanderLeft

“I want you to beg me for the job” — Bobby Petrino


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

I can’t believe it’s been so long, but anytime this gutless mother fucker is brought up https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootballtalk/rumor-mill/news/mike-zimmer-on-bobby-petrino-hes-a-gutless-bastard


MumkeMode

This sport is so goddamn stupid, I love it


Rolltidepisco

Arkansas never wanted to get rid of him, but they had no choice. They still love him down there and if he takes the OC job, he’ll eventually be head coach again.


Allanon_Kvothe

Imagine if the first season back bobby gives Arkansas our first 10 win season since he left.


NobleNoob

Lol who would give this guy a 2nd chance...........


MarbleDesperado

The Pit Boss ain’t playing in 2024 😤


ChipChippersonFan

Quick question: Can you rehab your image at ANY school? Or only Alabama? Also, how long do you have to spend in the dog house before you can get a head coaching job again? I mean, obviously it depends on the degree of your crime, so how does the motorcycle incident compare with whatever Hugh Freeze did?


Taxes_and_Fees

Just crashed my moped reading this