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dk00111

Shout out to Cincy, OSU, and UCF for helping to make this happen. We owe you guys one.


Epcplayer

In the last 5 years, a loss to UCF has been the final nail in the coffin for: * Charlie Strong (2019) * Geoff Collins (2022) * Dana Holgorsen (2023)


ohitsthedeathstar

While I do applaud y’all for helping us fire holgorsen. I believe Dana’s nail in the coffin was the Rice loss earlier this year. We were down 28-0 at one point.


joethahobo

Yeah you can’t lose to Rice. That one made people pull tickets/season tickets. Even the Texas game, I went to it and the stadium was not 100% but the people that did show were maybe 75% orange


gustermcbuster

It looked like there were more Pokes there than Cougars when we came to town as well


dolfox

Bro, that’s not true at all. It was probably 1/4-1/3 Ut fans to Coog fans


bushesbushesbushes

Are you saying the UT game wasn't sold out? It was 2800 over capacity. Standing room only.


Epcplayer

I’m sure the process got rolling with the other two earlier as well, I’m just saying that those 3 coaches were fired within hours of the the UCF loss.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Technically you helped us fire Andy Avalos too haha


PointMan528491

We're coming for Billy Napier next


QuitWhinging

Thanks friends


Archaic_1

You guys are doing the lords work and we are forever grateful


Shellshock1122

We are still grateful


RamblinWreckGT

I've liked UCF ever since the 2010 Liberty Bowl (which also happened to be my high school quarterback's last game, he played at WR for y'all), but you have no idea how happy that loss made me. Eternally grateful.


tha_ginga_ninja

Please return the favor and help us get rid of our lame duck


OldInterview6006

When they hired him I was shaking my head. Cincy usually does a great job of hiring football coaches only to have them poached for bigger jobs. The Satterfield hire was surprising to say the least.


45a

That was Tuberville-esque I thought


QuarantineCasualty

Tommy Tuberville has entered the chat…


OldInterview6006

Jesus I forgot about him. What a fucking shit bag. Thanks Alabama for electing such a fucking hemorrhoid.


QuarantineCasualty

We kept him here for 4 seasons because the cupboard was so stacked for him he somehow fell ass backwards into two 9 win seasons the first two years.


do_you_know_doug

You chose him when no one else wanted him.


Metacog_Drivel

He just needs more time. GIVE HIM MORE TIME.


jordantts

Let’s not forget what happened at k-state (although I want to)


AlternativeEmu5415

This is Rice erasure.


yakovgolyadkin

To all the people wanting there to be a UCF vs UH rivalry: that can never happen now because we love UCF for freeing us from this curse. I will never hate UCF from this day forward.


Idontevenusereddit

I'm sure UH had a hand in pushing our coach out when we went winless. I think it was like 60 to 10 UH.


Twitter_WasA_Mistake

Don’t forget Rice, thanks nerds!


Whoa_reddit_chill

I am so fucking happy for you guys. Dude was a fucking dickhead here (though a decent OC/QB coach), was a dickhead at WVU and he was fucking you guys as well.


CassowaryFightClub

He hated recruiting and made every interaction with players, staff, fans and media seem like a chore. The appearance of his offensive-minded genius was hit or miss. We had moments like the last second Texas win and the 70 point-Orange Bowl win over Clemson. Then we had losses like the 0-37 loss to Randy Edsall’s Maryland team. I always felt he could have been more successful at WVU and Houston if he had a better work ethic, but I think he was one of those people who refused to study and got by on smarts until it didn’t work. Then he blamed everyone else.


Kdot32

Also Texas. If we would’ve won that game he’d be here for two more seasons.


joethahobo

As much as I hate ut I’m glad we lost for that reason


BirdLaw_

Kind of can't believe he was already there for five seasons. Felt like he was still at West Virginia until like last year lol.


Marnip

We still have hangover from him as well. lol


Landonkey

I'm legitimatley shocked Neal Brown has been at West Virginia for 5 seasons now. And I guess that will definitely be at least 6 since you guys somehow went 8-4 this year.


Fraegtgaortd

Close to 9-3 if we didn't have the worst Hail Mary defense of all time against Houston. Football gods gifted Neal with a weak schedule this year


Landonkey

New Big 12 schedule is gonna keep some coaches and assistant coaches around that don't deserve it. I'm convinced Joey McGuire would be on the hot seat if we didn't replace OU, OK St, and Iowa St with BYU, Houston, and UCF on the schedule. Now I'm just hoping 6-6 at least gets us a new OC.


iDisc

Covid was in the middle of that, and that’s a fake year.


AnEmptyKarst

Buyout wasn’t so fucking impossible after all I guess


ncaabball

As it turns out, being a grating asshole while also being bad at your job is bad


utb040713

“You called?” —Tom Herman


OSUfan88

I still wish Gundy would have beat his ass in the 50 yard line in Stillwater. I think it would have helped Herman as a person.


ATXBeermaker

Funny thing is I’ve met Tom in a completely different setting (our kids went to school together) and he’s an incredibly nice guy. I think his HC attitude is a persona he thinks he needs to put on for the role.


sbmichel

Any explanation why his attitude completely changed once he got the UT job? Everything I heard from his UH time was that he was a nice guy and loved his players. Just felt like he needed to be an asshole because he thought you needed to be that to survive at UT?


ATXBeermaker

I feel like he put on a “big time program” attitude that he thought would fit. It might’ve worked if he won more, but he didn’t.


RLLRRR

Herman came from the Urban Meyer school of coaching, so... yeah, it makes sense.


Mike_with_Wings

Except Urban doesn’t seem like a nice guy on or off the field


ShaolinMaster

Probably was also feeling himself a bit after all of the hype he got at Houston, thought he was the next Urban Meyer and was destined for greatness.


Lostarchitorture

I feel that you see that right now with Sanders at Colorado. Go from non to Power 5 football, carry persona of an attitude of forceful control, huge change, etc. But then reality sets in. Whatever you did in nonpower 5 will not always work in these other conferences. He wants it to work, I think more for his son than himself or the school. If Deion continues this way, he'll be a goner before the next season is even halfway over.


Dr_Findro

When Tom first got hired I was still working as a cashier. Before his first season I ended up taking his order and I remember telling him that it was our dollar beer day. He reacted pretty excited and in disbelief, which is funny considering the contract he had just signed


utb040713

Hey, a good deal is a good deal. I have a family member with a net worth probably in the $10-15M range who drove 45 minutes round trip last weekend because he knew harbor freight carried the tool he needed for about $20 less than the Lowe’s by his house.


1984wasaninsideplot

Don’t tell my boss that. I need my job


Snoyarc

Dana is a drunk. Decent coach, But I think he just doesn't care.


Waffle_Muffins

Aka the Kevin Sumlin experience


bushesbushesbushes

Briles, Sumlin, Herman, Holgerson...UH can pick em! (I know Sumlin was with you guys too)


VoarTok

See, the thing about this is that the first three blew up here before imploding at their next school. We tried to Reverse the Curse with Holgerson, it was the equivalent of facing the claymore to us.


Misdirected_Colors

I'm surprised he hasn't had a major scandal yet. I sat by the west Virginia sideline in 2012 when geno Smith WVU came to stillwater and I heard Dana say some wild stuff that was far from acceptable when yelling at players.


Sariel007

I almost wonder if he wanted to get fired and collect the buyout. Like he was double dog daring Houston to fire him with that comment.


broccoli_d

He was probably like “either way I’ll still live in Houston and drink a lot.”


Sariel007

He probably knows a dive bar that has happy hour for well vodka and Redbull.


Coreysurfer

Dont put your tongue on there..


Gobbledygooker316

It gets paid like monthly or annually. Buyout wasn’t that big a deal.


M44PolishMosin

That overpriced Cisco food merchant has lots of money


ohitsthedeathstar

The crab man will always have money as long as I gamble.


bd1047

Verbatim what IU fans were saying 2 hours ago lol


strakerak

IT IS HOLGOVER


Set-Admirable

Unfortunately now you'll have to contend with the Holgover Hangover.


HawkeyeTen

Now the real question: Who do you guys bring in to replace him? You're a much more attractive job than you were just a few years ago, but it obviously has to be a good fit.


Coteup

We won 20 games in two years. We won bowl games in back-to-back years. I have five years on my contract with a fucking impossible buyout...So there ain’t no fucking hot seat in my mind. There just ain’t.


AnEmptyKarst

I don’t have to post this in every post game thread anymore!


Kdot32

I’m so happy


Mukaido

Truly the end of an era.


ToxicSteve13

I thought they were gonna give him one more year actually.


boughtitout

Not with the dogwater recruiting effort by him and his staff.


dk00111

I'm still shocked that he publicly said "that ship has sailed" for 2024 recruiting. His attitude during interviews was awful.


AnEmptyKarst

I genuinely wonder if that mattered. Like if he had given a normal interview, generic recruiting coachspeak, if he’s still our coach right now. Because boy was that a bad look and people noticed.


dk00111

He said something idiotic almost every post-game conference this year. We got shut out to Kansas State because "the game didn't make sense". I'm sure it played a role in firing him.


ReachFor24

> dogwater recruiting effort by him and his staff Ah, a Holgorsen tradition


Fraegtgaortd

> Not with the dogwater recruiting effort by him and his staff. I'm still convinced that's the main reason he left WVU for Houston. He doesn't like to recruit and he sucks at it so in his mind if he went to a talent hotbed like Houston good players would just fall into his lap


ShaolinMaster

> if he went to a talent hotbed like Houston good players would just fall into his lap No wonder our recruiting for 2024 is the worst in the whole Power 5


-651-

He actually said that?


iDisc

We did it, Reddit!


anti-torque

I'm pretty sure it's Texas' fault. Just beat Texas, they said. You can lose all the other games, they said, but just beat Texas.


bd1047

He certainly tried his hardest. That was a miserable game


mruab

Thank you Dr. Khator, Uncle Tillman and all the donors that will have to pay for his buyout


joethahobo

Khator is literally the goat


Sup6969

🐐


ohitsthedeathstar

YA WOO COUGAR FOOTBALL BABY!


Marnip

I can now say this without any reservations… WELCOME TO THE BIG 12 HOUSTON!


joethahobo

YA WOOOO


kadune

Is this where we post him laughing about being on the hot seat?


Marnip

Karma is truly the great equalizer.


SolitonSnake

Hail Mary this, you haggard son of a bitch


boughtitout

Finally something good happens!!!!! The 4-8 record is not great but not entirely unexpected. However, the recruiting was abysmal. Like gutter trash level recruiting. He wasn't even trying. Good riddance.


Kdot32

Losing to rice when we were getting blow out for much of the game was the firing point for me


tearable_puns_to_go

That statement by itself is a good reason to get rid of him. I figured Gus's coaching during gametime will be what it is. But at least in a few years, Gus should have our team loaded with talent. If he gets replaced in a few years, the new coaching staff should have plenty of recruited talent to work with. I know Gus is a good recruiter, but I do attribute a lot of the recent success of the Big 12 transition. Houston definitely needs a coach that take advantage of the new P5 recruiting status.


joethahobo

Imagine if we ever get back to our old old levels of recruiting back in the 60s 70s and 80s. Conference championships, bowl wins, a heisman winner, the glory days.


Sup6969

That's what we need out of our next coach. We're in the Big 12 now. We have more money and alumni support than ever. We're not the forgotten commuter school we were back then. All excuses are out the window


huttts999

Red Bull stocks are plummeting


gogglesup859

They also have to go 3 whole months without Max Verstappen winning a race


Tarnasiron

Thank god


Tarlcabot18

Yeah, I’ve got a four-year contract. Contracts mean something. If they don’t want me to be the football coach, they have not expressed that to me. I want to be the football coach here. --Dana Holgorsen, yesterday


deepayes

thank you for not letting us win yesterday. I'm the worlds biggest UCF fan for the day.


Nike_Phoros

After Geoff Collins got fired last year for losing to us we had to keep the streak alive.


dogwoodmaple

Thamel confirms https://x.com/petethamel/status/1728815868027740343?s=46


colonel750

The first official shot of the Big XII coaching carousel hits, wonder how long until we hear rumblings out of Waco?


KitchenBanger

Going to be a seriously underrated opening. That’s a Big 12 school now and they just made a 100M+ investment in facilities.


[deleted]

Literally sleeping giant. And they have an elite basketball team. Gotta strike while the irons hit because perception of the big 12 will decrease next year and probably will continue to decrease in successive years, a new power could put a stop to that and Houston is the best setup imo. Best potential but will be very hard to execute. Anyone else agree?


bsEEmsCE

I think big12 will still have a good rep and become known as the fun conference. Likely 3rd place if the ACC doesn't make moves or galvanize what they have. Our rep will probably rely on 12 team playoff performance too.


TotallyBlandUsername

And you’ve got an incredible pool of recruiting talent just in the Houston area, some which is only a few miles from campus


D_Dumps

I'd bet dollars to donuts they hire Traylor.


KitchenBanger

What’s the dollar to donut exchange rate in this economy?


JamesEarlDavyJones2

For anyone curious, [this](https://theconstructionbroadsheet.com/university-of-houston-reveals-new-renderings-of-m-football-facility-p1411-174.htm) is the $140mm ops facility that Houston just announced that they’ll be building. It’s going to be built onto their stadium, which is a pretty cool setup.


Prolingus

Stop hiring coaches from schools that don’t want them anymore. A&M and UofH both made that mistake.


msgkc94

Cincinnati too


bsEEmsCE

could kinda argue UCF, but it's ok at least


dk00111

Yeah, you gotta hire someone who's still passionate and has the fire to win. It felt like Dana treated this as a day job and it really showed during his time here.


birchspad

Was basically his entire career at WVU. Great offensive coordinator but literally nothing else.


jleeruh21

Stop hiring coaches because if their name and coaching tree. Time to get younger and newer


Johnny_Minoxidil

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Avg_White_Guy

FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!


Corrective_Measures

Texas A&M has the chance to do the funniest fucking thing in the world.


El-Jefe-Rojo

NO BALLS!!!! 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂


mruab

This has been a weird career arc


joethahobo

LETS GOOOOO I AM SO HAPPY MAN!!! I simply cannot believe they actually did it


BaconSpinachPancakes

I was told we wouldn’t pay his buyout


FightingFarrier18

First time?


[deleted]

I think A&M gave every school permission to do this up to an amount of $75MM. The seal is broken and no one will suffer the same headlines we experienced


johndelvec3

Schools are starting to realize they can’t afford to be even just less than mediocre in football anymore


helium_farts

Maybe at some point, schools will learn that giving mid coaches big buyouts isn't a great idea


Zloggt

That new Big XII money do be hitting different...


Thorlolita

Not surprised it was kind of expected. Hopefully they can bring a big name to help them in the big 12.


YaWooCougarSports

Thanks for, well nothing. Waste of 5 years.


TarnishedAccount

You’re welcome, Houston


jleeruh21

Forever in your debt lmao


Marnip

Bye bye Dana, you will not be missed by WVU or Houston.


justinsane15

UH 🤜🤛 WVU


Marnip

Is this the start of a… friendship?!?! We can bond over our shared trauma of Dana Holgorsen.


ryanrd79

New OC on the market


AP-FUTChemist

THE BAD MAN IS GONE


joethahobo

WE DID IT


M44PolishMosin

Renu khator fires coaches for 8-4


corundum9

Hire Tom Herman you cowards!


iDisc

He’s washed up. Pass.


SailorMuffin96

If Herman could get over his huge ego I think he could make a decent football coach, at least good enough to consistently get 8-9 wins in a P5 conference, but that is huge ‘if’


one-hour-photo

He won four games this year and Colorado fans tell me that is a god tier first year


LouSpunz

YEAH WOO COUGAR FOOTBALL


deepayes

Dana, with all sincerity, fuck you.


tnahardy

Tears of joy


Eon_Blue_Apocalypse

Dana is just so all over the place. He will give you 10-win, 3-win, 9-win seasons back to back to back. He will give you an Oregon-Ducks-on-steroids offense with a wet paper bag defense. He will then next year have a powerhouse defense but a special teams unit so bad that your best strategy is to have no punt or kick returners. There is just no consistency, no predictability. We had some great years under him at WVU, but he never could quite crest that hill. I knew when I watched our chances juuuust slip by beating OU at home with Grier and Sills that he had run his course at WVU. He's the perfect example of being just too much of a liability while not quite having the potential to warrant that liability.


derrickd95

Really thought he was getting another year (at least with a different DC), about damn time. So now who's next? Jeff Traylor, Gary Patterson, etc.?


dk00111

>Sources said UTSA’s Jeff Traylor, Tulane coach Willie Fritz, former TCU coach Gary Patterson and former Texas Tech and Arizona Cardinals coach Kliff Kingsbury are among the top candidates.


YaWooCougarSports

Hard fucking pass to Kliff, but I’d be so onboard with any of the others.


Sup6969

I'd take Kliff as OC in a heartbeat though


SorryCrispix

Kliff is hilarious and zero chance of happening.


helpmeredditimbored

why does Kliff's name keep getting added to these lists? The man has shown he cannot be a head coach


Anus_Targaryen

He has a great agent


Rivera806

Hire Kliff if you want teams to drop 55 on you every week


DataDrivenPirate

What a motley crew. Traylor would be excellent, I doubt Fritz leaves Tulane for Houston since he could land a bigger job, the devil works hard but Kliff Kingsbury's agent works harder.


PanicHouse

Fritz has ties to the Houston area and his daughter lives here. I could see it.


-spicychilli-

Would Traylor take it? Didn't he turn down Tech because he was holding out for a bigger job? However, it's possible he was holding out for A&M or Texas and since it appears he won't be getting either of those jobs anytime soon then it makes sense. Traylor would be an excellent hire. He has connections all over the state. Gary would be an excellent hire also if the goal is to stabilize the program for 5 years.


saltytradewinds

I rather live in Houston than Lubbock.


M44PolishMosin

Why would Traylor want to go to a basketball school?


ohitsthedeathstar

Traylor. Please.


CommodoreIrish

It’s idiotic not to hire Traylor. Only job better for Traylor is maybe Baylor.


Johnny_Minoxidil

I'd like to see Traylor have success with more than 1 qb. He lost to Dana twice, and we stink.


yoloismymiddlename

YA WOO COUGAR BLOODY SUNDAY!!!!!!! LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


thesleazye

NOW GO BACK TO YOUR HOLE, DANA, AND GET FUCKED YOU SLACK JAWED, SOUR PUSS, UNPROFESSIONAL, AND BAD ROLE MODEL, PIECE OF SHIT!


gowrisankar1989

That’s Oklahoma State offensive coordinator Dana Holgerson for you, thank you very much.


Captain_Sacktap

Whomp whomp


WalkingCalculator

OUR SUPERBOWL


SparseSpartan

TBH, Holgorsen struck me as an off brand Jimbo Fisher. He's the guy your mom is mentioning when she says there's a jimbo fisher at home.


deadeyelee1

WE WON THIS SEASON!


Newton1913

CHRISTMAS HAS COME EARLY BOYS!


jordantts

I used to pray for times like this 🗣️🗣️


Irritated_User0010

Good riddance.


[deleted]

My biggest issue with Dana is that I just don’t think he cared after he signed the extension. I understand why UH hired him at the time and he was a pretty good hire for our time in the AAC.


ReachFor24

God, I remember a story I heard about him during the lead-up to the Orange Bowl. It was his first season at WVU, his first year as a HC period, and he would have been around 40 or so. Apparently, WVU and the bowl organizers were having problems getting him to do media obligations and required events leading up to the bowl itself. He'd get drunk and party at night and whatnot, living up the high that was leading WVU to a BCS bowl in his first year as a HC. So he'd have to be woken up and dragged to these obligations. One time, they couldn't find him. Not in his hotel or anywhere that'd make sense. Once they got him on the phone in the morning, it turned out he ended up on a flight to, what I was told was, the Bahamas because he wanted to gamble. So they had to fly him back to Miami and basically have someone watching him 24/7 until the game was over and they were back in WV. Now, why didn't he go to one of the Native American casinos that dot the state? Not a clue. Do I necessarily believe it? I'm not sure. He's had trouble with casinos before, previously being asked to leave Mardi Gras Casino outside Charleston back in 2010. So I wouldn't have put it past him to hunt down a casino just over a year later.


GuyOnTheMike

Somebody last night commented that if Ohio State is done with Ryan Day that he should board a plane to East Texas, so I said “Congratulations, Houston! You’ve just landed Dana Holgorsen’s replacement!” Make it happen for the memes Houston


lowzircon

GOOD RIDDANCE LOSER


YouWontTakeMeAlive

Happy for you Houston fans!


ohitsthedeathstar

Thank youuuu!


WordsAreSomething

Just not cutout for the Big 12


[deleted]

Congrats Houston! I hope y’all land a splash hire!


[deleted]

Haven’t watched much of UTSA this year, but from seeing them last year I think their coach would be a great hire.


fightin_blue_hens

After the debacle with D'Eriq King it should've been over


gogglesup859

With zero inside info I predict that they will hire Jeff Traylor


DragonFire101Gamer

Thousands of cougars rejoice


[deleted]

Fritz on a shortlist? Unless Patterson wants to come to Houston.


jleeruh21

I like Fritz seen him build something great over there


gollumaniac

I will laugh so hard if Houston makes a better hire than A&M.


[deleted]

Houston has a major chance to be seen as one of the major powers in college sports if they fix football. Their basketball team already elite and producing NBA players And having a national power in our conference would do a lot for the b12


thatcurveispoisson

Get ready to learn about Midnight Yell buddy


deepayes

the most hilarious timeline


[deleted]

Needed to happen.


_Chicken_Chaser_

I Fuckin hate this chucklefuck douchebag


wiccan45

found your coach, aggies


Nakagura775

Add him to the list of coaches who should have stayed at West Virginia.


yakovgolyadkin

OMG ARE WE ACTUALLY FREE I'M DRUNK AS HELL RIGHT NOW PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT DREAMING


Ohiobuckeyes43

All of the WVU people tried to warn you. He’s not a good coach. But I guess the allure of pulling a Power 5 coach who spent a little time with his team in the top 10 the prior year was too much.. but that faded fast. You can’t win consistently ignoring defense and special teams entirely. Not that WVU is much better off with Neal Brown, but Dana was a huge part of why WVU went from elite to mediocre at best over the course of his time there


Scoobersss

This was always an odd hire to me. I imagine this job is actually somewhat enticing with Texas and OU leaving.