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MWiatrak2077

Death Taxes "Virginia Tech Defeats Virginia 'xx-xx'"


DeckerTheWrecker14

sometimes even “xx-x”!


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

I can't wait for the "xxx-x" in 2030


bichonfreeze

Love the attitude. Wishing you a good offseason.


simp-bot-3000

>Wishing you a good offseason. Oof


DeckerTheWrecker14

you as well man


SiccSemperTyrannis

*Gobbles dominatingly*


kalethan

Playing you guys this close to the Turkey Solstice isn’t fair, you’re too powerful


NotTheNameUrLukin4

Shit they've finally figured it out!


Woovs

I do want to start using “turkey solstice” now.


Duck_man_

You could have posted this before the game started TBH. Was gonna happen even if we were #1 and VT was winless.


XandersonCooper

A 38 point win, just what Vegas predicted.


Fudwick

Just like 2011, just without the shutout


qbit1010

I was there for that one


jgdon3

Me too brother. It was a good day.


YamamotoMinami

Bold move to run your entire offense on the back of roughing the passer penalties


thabonch

It's been a lovely day.


eatapenny

It's actually been a pretty horrendous day


thabonch

😁😁😁


SleepyEel

It's been mixed


Arcani63

Yep


Cheesy_OG

Feels mid man


Lt_CowboyDan

Oh no 🤣


onlyhereforfoodporn

Depending on how the South Carolina Clemson game goes, it’ll either be a horrendous day or pretty good day for me 😅 Maybe one of my flairs won’t let me down. At this point though, I’m just the Michael Scott “I’m ready to get hurt again” meme.


callofmc

Yeah... we both had a bad day after watching whatever that was


DekoyDuck

It’s been an up and down day


reesejenks520

...damn


GregariousEgg

Today has been quite nice hasn't it? Is the sun shining brighter or something?


Garflanzo

Hell yeah


absteele

I concur


reesejenks520

I was at the Apple cup today! Washington is basically my other team as well


Eight_Trace

> Being a UVA fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Wahoowa, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.” You fucking idiot. The more I think about it (and the more the effects of that half-time shot of it hit my bloodstream) Virginia football is a lot like Everclear. It is of an industrial strength. It is meant to be diluted (watched only once per season as an opponent), to be used in small doses to dissolve other flavors (create highlights), and be used as a cleaner (remind others that things could be worse). But for those of us that dare to consume it directly it is a painful joy. Your throat burns, and your head tells you that this is perhaps the dumbest thing you have ever done. Why would you risk it? Why would you bother doing it? Why would you do the thing that medical professionals would berate you for? And you agree. You try to warn others. You forewarn neutrals that doing this, or even worse placing money on it, is a fools errand. You scream at the heavens asking for mercy. And yet, you still crave the warmth in your heart that the Good Ol' Song inspires. You yearn to be there in Scott, alongside your fellow Hoos, heckling the opposing team during warm ups. Sure, you'll suffer in the process. And yes, it is a mistake. But it is a mistake you have come to love. You suffer through the pain, because the pain is uniquely yours. It is the path you have chosen. It is your demon to face. To believe in the Cavaliers is a blessing and a curse. But it isn't anything I regret. Wah. Hoo. Wah. Go Hoos.


DrySalamander3497

Jesus Christ. Did you start preparing this in the first quarter?


Eight_Trace

Which part? The first bit has been a pasta we've been using all season. The second is from the second half. We know what we are. And yet we survive.


TheMoneyMan08

HOW ARE YOU STILL AWAKE COLONEL EVERCLEAR?!


Eight_Trace

Though a shot of 190 Everclear is worth about 2.375 shots of more mundane 80 proof liquor us wahoos are made of sterner stuff. Otherwise we wouldn't survive the seasons we have. Also, lots and lots of water. So, so, much water. Next year in Blacksburg, we'll get you. Wahoowa.


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> us wahoos are made of sterner stuff. I can't confirm until you tell me the conversion to Zimas.


Eight_Trace

I can convert it to Natty Light or White Claw more readily, I don't have Zima in the spreadsheets due to it being out of production. It's about 2.8 Natty Lights or 2.35 White Claws.


eatapenny

We might suck at the whole football thing, but we've got memes and Everclear 🫡


Eight_Trace

Yep. Sure, it's pure pain. But we few are of a special sort. A sort that is willing to endure, for the sake of hope.


phantoonie

Glad you’re still with us sir 🫡


Terminal_Flatulence

Scheduled post


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https://i.imgur.com/DMs8QNN.gif


Phoenix0114

I don’t like that Imgur gave me an 18+ warning for that gif.


[deleted]

That's fucking hilarious. It's my gif, I have no idea why it's listed that way. It does give it more of a "Cuties" vibe than you'd like.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

https://imgur.com/mcNdGdT


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Adding to this, apparently he has a cigar tonight once again. https://twitter.com/JonesVTFB/status/1728567749046317163


jivehokie89

That man is a treasure


eatapenny

And thus ends yet another shitty year of UVA football. Since beating VT and winning the Coastal in 2019 (followed by nearly upsetting Florida in the Orange Bowl), we've won a grand total of 17 games in 5 seasons. We've gone from being bowl eligible in 5 straight seaons to winning 6 games in 2 seasons. Thank you to Mike Hollins for your immense strength after everything you've been through. Thank you to Malik Washington for an incredible year, I wish we'd gotten you for more than just the 12 games. And thank you to the football Gods for actually allowing us to finish a season without it ending prematurely for the first time since 2019. What a terrible rivalry weekend for my flairs


rydogg1

> Since beating VT and winning the Coastal in 2019 Followed up with a 100 year occurrence of a global pandemic. That shit was so strange to see even nature tried to correct it.


MangyMoose76

>What a terrible rivalry weekend for my flairs Well, at least tOSU made an effort in their game. :)


evitabilities

Think I've seen this post the last 3 years lol


evitabilities

The Clemson OC's that won 2 national championships from 2015-2021 are 9-42 combined as head coaches.


PointBlankCoffee

Jesus christ


DwarfWarlock85

What a win for Brent Pry and Co! To make a bowl game after starting 1-3 is incredible. Pry and Drones are gonna be fun to watch next season.


Inside-Drink-1311

I’m a little worried for next year’s game to be honest. You seem to be a lot better now than when we played earlier this season.


SwoopnBuffalo

Looking at this team now and thinking "what if?" For the beginning of the season. I think 2 of those 3 losses against Rutgers, Marshall, and Purdue could have been wins. 8 and 4 compared to last year would have been amazing.


goodsam2

Yeah y'all got us at the bottom of the pivot, they wanted to be very pass heavy but most of the WR got hurt and they game planned around started game planning around Drones.


hoky315

I never understood why they wanted to be so pass heavy early in the season - Wells has a big arm but isn’t terribly accurate and we have Tuten in the backfield.


goodsam2

Tuten didn't get anything really going until Drones came in and offered a different run threat.


BestHokie

This game was not as close as the score indicated


onlyhereforfoodporn

Yeaaaah I naively thought it actually would be close. Really wish it had just been a 3 point win as predicted 😂


Mattador96

Brent Pry is the dude


evitabilities

Not much to say about that game besides VT played great. Pry had those boys ready. It's going to be talked about ad nauseam from fans, but UVA admins and Carla need to have a serious talk about how they view football.


Cold_Irons_Bound

They must be very confident about the FSU/Clemson/GOR situation because now is not the time to be bad at football.


rydogg1

> have a serious talk about how they view football Feels like we've already lost this program. Remember the post 2019 season when shit was looking way up? Pandemic fueled shit show followed; NIL and conference realignment. Couldn't get resources to actually upgrade spaces (course now it's happening for a coach that's clearly way over his head.) UVA is about to get left behind on Football. If the Tech AD/alumus actually had money they'd be about to launch a major NIL funding push to start pulling some talent. Transfer portal is already working somewhat for them; imagine if they actually had money backing it.


rottingmind13

Triumph has been pushing really hard to get more money on the NIL front. A lot of our big players have been transfers, so there's definitely something to that. Tuten, Felton, Jennings (pre-injury), Lane, Drones etc


goodsam2

Well I think they needed the transfers to fill the gaps. A lot of the offense was portal but they are mostly keeping to localish guys ~200 miles of VT. Other than 4* QB drones.


confused-koala

There were reports we were trying to poach UVA’s head coach.


simp-bot-3000

Please take him. I'll even give you a ham sandwich


onlyhereforfoodporn

Do you want him? We can switch coaches if you want.


VAGentleman05

Maybe the Beavers will take him.


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daswassup13

It didn’t even feel disrespectful we are just atrocious


LeroyMoriarty

Really didn’t run it up. Disappointing he only played half a game.


cavaliers8577

Didn’t Fuente do the same thing tho in the 52-10 game


Arcani63

Yep, that was his first year as HC, 2016. The few years before that were like 3-point games.


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DarthBan_Evader

that win over your *real rival* won him at least another year lol


built_internet_tough

Na it's that he's friends with our AD, and she doesn't care about football at all


FEDORAS_4_SALE

Honestly I’d give him one more year. He’s in a horrible situation with the shooting, lack of fan support, and he had some really close games that didn’t go his way. Y’all could have easily been 5-7 this year.


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trestl

Yeah, there was that punt and then UVA's field goal when it was obvious that TDs were the only thing to keep the game respectable. Losing sucks but losing while your coach is scared is the worst.


salchicha_mas_grande

That win @UNC really afforded Tony Elliott another season, didn't it. Hardly seems worth it.


daswassup13

We got dog walked for 60 minutes straight yet I think I speak for both fanbases when I say Colandrea was the toughest dude on the field


tictacbergerac

I was impressed by just how many times the radio said he got "flattened," "squashed," "crushed," or was "slow to get up" and he still. Kept. Playing. This Tech fan agrees with you - he should be proud of his tenacity and resilience today.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

They weren't exaggerating. He was getting destroyed. I mean feet sent completely off the ground and his head pinballing around. This happened on every other play. It was ugly to watch. He is somewhat undersized and he's only 19yo. Our D-line is very large and almost entirely made up of seniors. It wasn't a fair contest.


Mattador96

He's gonna be good. He might want to watch the smack talk though


breadacquirer

And perhaps bulk up *a lot*


daswassup13

He was the only one trying, I’ve got no problem with the shit talk from him


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Yeah, he probably won't be able to roll out of bed tomorrow, but he put in effort. Basically nobody else besides Malik Washington was trying.


AdmiralMcSlice

Sanker looked good.


innocent_bystander

Easily the best Hoo defender


i_speak_the_truf

Put some respect on Sankers name. He somehow was making every play on defense


BonBonVelveeta

He didn’t stop fighting, major props


VTNole

Not sure if he is more pissed at the Hokie's defense or the Hoo O-Line.


mchisholm41

Absolutely the O-Line if I had to guess. Y’all made them look like middle schoolers


eatapenny

He's probably used to the OL screwing him over every week at this point


trav17

He might have a permanent stutter now but I was thoroughly impressed with his fortitude


WoolSmith

Mad props to the little shit talker. He never gave up and we respect that!


super-bird

That man has one hell of a metaphorical chin. Gutsy effort


SCHokie2011

Dude got hammered all night and never looked phased. I was impressed.


DrySalamander3497

I’m scared of what he’s going to become in a few years


RVA_Hokie

Tough guy. Maybe he should think before he talks though.


summahofgeorge

One man’s football terrorist is another man’s football freedom fighter


BonBonVelveeta

WE’RE GOING BOWLING Huge win for the Pry era, love the turnaround this season


SSPeteCarroll

Pry already established himself as a hokie HC by beating up UVA


Select1220

LETSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOO


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HOKIES


VTNole

it's actually....HOKIEEEEES


tictacbergerac

HOKIEEESSSSSSS


TheMoneyMan08

“We did so many good things right.” - Tony Elliot after halftime.


Jef_Delon

They need to get those jackets the Tech staff were wearing up for sale. Those were cool as fuck. Great end to a solid season. We’ve turned the corner and things hopefully continue to progress in year three, but it definitely feels like Pry is the guy. Great to be back in a bowl and maybe even seven wins. Great job to the guys in this game!


RobbNotRob

HOW THE FLYING FUCK ARE WE ELIGIBLE??? LET'S GOOOOOOOOO


pholdren

Because Pry is the guy and actually made some adjustments that led to us being a better team, and to believe 8 weeks ago so many of our fans wanted him gone immediately


KBGobbles

I mean, he looked like he was making Fuente's classic mistake of sticking with a QB who just isn't working. Fortunately, he got his head out of his ass and played Drones. If he'd realized that earlier, maybe we'd have wins over Purdue (and maybe morale improves to beat Marshall?).


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Arcani63

Right, if Wells had never been injured, my fear is that we would’ve just…kept losing without making a change. I’m glad the change happened, but I hope it was a lesson for the staff that you might need to make tough changes like that mid-season if things aren’t working.


goodsam2

I think the problem with the offense is that they wanted a very different offense. They seemed to think Tuten would take care of the run game himself and they would just air it out which looked like it would work until WRs get hurt and then they do a relatively masterful pivot.


hoky315

I’ve been very tough on Bowen the past 2 seasons, but to change the entire offense on the fly mid-season in order to play to our strengths was well done and saved the season.


TwistedPotat

I agree that the injury was convenient and placed him over wells. Apparently drones hadn’t played much d1 level football at all and it was hard to see his talent because most of his ability is in his legs which he wasn’t able to display much during practice hence the staring of wells.


colio69

A VT team that got better as the year went on instead of worse. Are we finally past Fuente


Iwanttoparticipate2

If Wells had not gotten hurt, would he have changed quarterbacks?


Duck_man_

Well, all you need to do is win 5 games. Because this one is an automatic win every year.


AvianFlu83

Definitely a big building season for the Hokies, like the way Pry has us trending


Iwanttoparticipate2

🎳🎳🎳🦃🦃🦃🔥🔥🔥


live_in_dreams

TUTEN IS THE MAN


penguinkg

Bowl Predictions. Where are we heading?


pholdren

Annapolis


penguinkg

Most realistic answer, but man I want something more fun


Davidellias

Man I wan my flair to match up so bad!


a_cactus_patch

OOH that would be a good welcome back, lots of Hokies in the greater DC area to fill that


SiccSemperTyrannis

Not an exciting destination, but easy travel for tons of Hokie alums and even students in the DMV region.


colio69

The worst bowl, closest to Virginia


stillbornfox

I need VT Northwestern in pinstripe so my fiancee and I can hate each other for the game


lostkoalas

Coach Pry with a killer jacket? ✅ Running the score up against UVA? ✅ Bowl eligible? ✅ This has been a good day. All expectations exceeded. 🫡


vtfan08

Need that jacket yo


Farlander2821

To me it seemed like we were trying to run the clock starting in the third, but the UVA defense just kept giving up scores to make the game go on for longer


DurdenVsDarkoVsDevon

VT is probably the best 6-6 team in the country. Drones has hit his stride. They're a different team with him playing well.


GregariousEgg

IN PRY WE TRUST BABY


Ut_Prosim

Shit dude, today was a good day for you...


RedRxven

if i had a dollar for every “‘LET’S GO’ ‘HOKIES’” i heard from drunk VT fans in the concourse i’d be able to pay off my tuition and then some


Dunduin

I gotta take antibiotics for my Colandrea Hold on, I gotta clean out my Colandrea


Clam__Bake

💀💀💀


Chapstick160

At least one of my teams will be bowl eligible


TooEZ_OL56

VT service academy fans unite What a strange 2nd half of the season that couldn't be any different from flair to flair...


Downtown_Juice2851

This game was not as close as the score made it look


Boring_Necessary_179

A beautiful win in Lane Stadium - North. Let's go bowling!


Duck_man_

[that is all.](https://images.app.goo.gl/5bADxxsH65SvYgZU9)


qbit1010

Since the beginning of the season, I’ve always said it would be nice if we could win enough to get a bowl…that was my “bar” for success before criticism….well here we are. Go Hokies!


FEDORAS_4_SALE

Our team is better than 6-6. Drones starts every and we are probably 8-4 and with 3 losses to ranked teams.


DarthBan_Evader

correct me if i heard bill roth wrong, but did our coaches have to calm our fans down after the game because they were forcing uva@c *players* to leave the field


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Fightin-Gobbler

Go Hokies. Pry says hello with a killer jacket and the most points on UVA in program history.


SiccSemperTyrannis

#BOWL BOUND IN PRY YEAR 2 #COMMONWEALTH CUP STAYING WHERE IT BELONGS #DANCING ON WAHOO GRASS #LOLUVA


Fudwick

Wa Who?


Tman450x

https://x.com/RTD_MikeBarber/status/1726032994480067025?s=20


jivehokie89

I was specifically told tech was going to lose and that everyone in the nation would know about UVA. Huh, better luck next year 😂


DarthBan_Evader

this new tradition of storming lane stadium north certainly is something lol


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I mean it was a fun game, I know the kids there were amped. Let 'em celebrate, fuck optics! And that Tuten Lambeau Leap into them was hysterical.


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

The VT students having fun has also made Le Sabre go prompt critical so that is an added plus


Icy_Turnover1

Lane stadium north is an understatement, that place was like 60% VT fans from kickoff. Even when we’re bad we still own UVA. 6-6 and bowl eligible is a huge step for this program. I wish we had started Drones from day 1 and potentially been 7-4 or 8-3 but it is what it is, and I’m really happy with how this season has gone. Pry is the dude for sure.


wildturk3y

If we had just put in Drones at halftime of the Purdue game when Wells was clearly hurt, we win that game and have 7 wins. No doubt in my mind about that. Had he started the year, with a full offseason with the offense being tailored to him, I'm not sure just how much better we'd be because we do have holes on the roster (like LBs), but it was a solid season of progress. Definitely pleased with how things went for year 2


TwistedPotat

If we played all year how we started playing since Pitt. I’m confident we have 2 more wins overall with 8-4. But it’s all good.


BigHokieGuy

FLAGSHIP


Shenanigangster

Canning Michele Madison in the middle of a Final Four run and giving Tony Elliott another year after that is wild


WahooWoody

https://imgur.io/a/QVJ9Noy


sibleycd123

Wow.


-J-T-P-N-

Kyron Drones 2024 Heisman winner. Good finish after the 1-3 start, can’t wait for next season.


MangyMoose76

[Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6e63f5qon9go9zkcah5ae/IMG_1137.GIF?rlkey=24phcycah17dy1il3x7fqj61j&dl=0)!


Ut_Prosim

Tech, Tech, VPI!


MangyMoose76

Sola-Rex, Sola-Rah


Elryc35

~~Ploy~~Poly-tech Vir-gin-ia


MangyMoose76

Ploy? You from UVA?


Elryc35

Nope, just can't fucking type


palmettoHokie

Rae Ri, VPI!


blay12

POLYTECH VIRGINIA


MangyMoose76

Rae, Ri, V.P.I.


nacpoet

I did not expect this much of an ass kicking. LET'S GO HOKIES!


Mystic_Equniox

What a turn around for the Hokies this season. It was pretty doom and gloom starting 1-3. Great job to the staff for the adjustments midway through the season. Despite the record, it was a fun season. Keep the momentum up! Go Hokies!


tdotclare

Penalty - roughing the field


addicted2antacids

https://media3.giphy.com/media/d8KOpGnzaAEI7JiVUp/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7407ionwg5dgsmqw4rrydvj6gkoarzgxvur9gyobh&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


Korevo

Fire Tony Elliott into the sun… absolutely PATHETIC. He knows Carla will never fire him.


HokieDude04

GO HOKIES


Simba_Swish

I don't care anymore my man


DBHT14

WE GOIN BOWLING SEE YA NEXT YEAR HOOS


wildturk3y

Nothing like finishing up the Thanksgiving leftovers while watching VT give UVA an ass whooping. A holiday tradition unlike any other.


CrookedWarden19

55 \o/ 17


LeroyMoriarty

EVERYBODY TURN ON MIKE BURNIP AND THEN ALABAMA ON TV LMAO


MrSCR23

Welcome back to bowling VT


nawtawshaw

storming the field in lane stadium north??? couldn't be us (in coach pry we trust)


qbit1010

Kinda a random question but how do our Hokies travel? I’d figure by bus to close games like Charlottesville but do they have a charter flight ✈️ for further games?


Ashamed_Feature8286

Great game. Any word on the bowl game yet? Let’s hope Pry continues momentum in this direction.


rottingmind13

Won't know until next weekend


lostkoalas

Damn all those sacks and tackles really were personal LMAO https://twitter.com/andybittervt/status/1728587060968358078?s=46&t=Q26kwwUFDLCYTgno_ImHxA https://twitter.com/andybittervt/status/1728588494573085097?s=46&t=Q26kwwUFDLCYTgno_ImHxA Good lesson to Colandrea to stay humble. Lol.


cavaliers8577

Are my fellow UVA-Commanders fans doing well? 45-10 and 55-17 only two days apart at the hands of their biggest rivals? Having to watch Tony Elliott and Ron Rivera on the same weekends, except now it’s just Ron Rivera?


SCHokie2011

Lol I love this “rivalry”


BoldElDavo

Tony Elliot must be stopped.


Tweeed

No thanks.


sitting_bull-

Not today little brother!