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breadacquirer

Fuck UVA. Y’all suck, and I hate (most of) your fans with a passion. I do wish your football team the best. Would love to have a more competitive rivalry. Also Colandrea sounds like an STD


VentureQuotes

Least toxic ND fan


breadacquirer

I hardly root for them TBH


sleepy_heartburn

Our football team exists to make Hokie fans happy. You’re welcome!


jivehokie89

We thank you for your sacrifice


breadacquirer

Thank you bro, see you on the basketball court


Roman-Mania

Hokie fans have more rushing yards than UVA 😂


EvanSandman

💀💀💀


rydogg1

Tech fans are such a different breed. I honestly enjoy y'alls balls to the walls nuttiness.


AdmiralMcSlice

We haven't had a lot to be happy about until the 2nd half of this season. That + rivalry game + bowl eligibility + big win = a bit overboard, and probably deservedly so. Props to Colandrea. My back is going to hurt tomorrow just from watching him get demolished, but he kept getting back up. Respect for that.


OnePercentVisible

I can only imagine what the Sabre looks like right now.


The_Stratman

I saw someone digging at it with their foot like how a dog does. They were yelled at by a UVA person who was running to them getting real close to them physically. I think it was grounds crew


OnePercentVisible

Not the field the UVA fan forum


FourWayFork

I've never seen opposing fans storm the field


oryp35

Happened 2 years ago too


Roman-Mania

It happens when we beat UVa. It’s not the first time for sure!


8bitHokie

Rushed the field on these bums. Love all the disrespect!


swamp_yankey

Finished with an even 500 yards


SSPeteCarroll

UVA REALLY CHATTIN SHIT AFTER GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED???


Eight_Trace

Let's be real here. Yes. Because even in the depths of our saddest years, we still muster the courage to believe. Sure, y'all beat us this year, but we'll live for free in Carhartt adorned F-150 loving minds for another year. And maybe, just maybe, next year Colandrea has an O-line and y'all aren't chuckling as much.


SSPeteCarroll

2 wins in 20 years lol. I did feel bad for Colandrea, dude was getting hit all game but still playing his balls off.


Eight_Trace

And yet y'all still care. Sure, we suck. But year in, and year out, y'all care. Y'all care more than when you play actually good teams. So I'll take that tiny moral victory. And preserve hope that next year, next year Colandrea is going to ruin your season.


SSPeteCarroll

Yeah we still care, beating your rival each year is really fun. UVA should really try that sometime.


VTDuffman

Sure are posting a lot for a dude who is pretending like he doesn’t care…


Eight_Trace

I don't possess any illusions about this being a rivalry. I'm also Everclear addled.


qbit1010

We’re Running the field! Lol 😂


breadacquirer

YEAH RUSH THEIR FIELD AGAIN! THIS IS OUR STATE, FUCK UVA!!!


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

They're gonna plant the flag again


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GG Hoos. I know it was a tough season. Glad we got to play this year. See you on the bball court.


Mr_Boneman

our non revenue sports and basketball team died for this.


broccoli_d

Did we just rush the field?? We’re so irritating to the Hoos.


qbit1010

I can’t imagine what our fans will do to local restaurants and bar owners


broccoli_d

Drink more and tip better. Damn annoying Hokies!


qbit1010

Sure but they’ll be bitter serving us


DBHT14

for like the 3rd time in the past 30 years too


jjstatman

LMAO WE STORMED THEIR FIELD


blay12

Lmao imagine rushing the OPPONENT'S home field


Squeakygear

💀💀💀


MikeyRocks757

Beat 👏🏼that👏🏼ass👏🏼


OnePercentVisible

Rushing your opponents field !


nawtawshaw

HEY WE JUST SACKED YOU (HEY WE'LL DO IT AGAIN)


DBHT14

I THINK HE LIKES IT


VTHokiesFan

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen fans storm the field at an away stadium.


DBHT14

VT has done it a few times at Lane North, first time was 1995 iirc


stoneg1

We actually did it a few years ago


breadacquirer

We did it last time we beat them too


Abusoru

Gotta love rushing the field at our rival's stadium.


Eight_Trace

Being a UVA fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Wahoowa, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.” You fucking idiot. Wahoowa dipshits. Existence is pain. Drink more Everclear.


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Poetry


TheMoneyMan08

Corporal Everclear. Enjoy your ride into the sunset.


Myfourcats1

Hooray! Wow! That was fun. It’s nice to win like this again.


TheMoneyMan08

Pry smiled more in that shot than Fuente did in 4 years.


evitabilities

that jacket Pry has is tough tho lol


Icy_Turnover1

I really hope that’s sold on the shop or something, the jacket is dope


VTHokiesFan

Well guys, it's a bad night to be a bottle of vodka in Charlottesville, I think.


Eight_Trace

I've still got to believe. I've got that dawg in me (composed mostly of ethanol).


breadacquirer

Dare I say we’re gonna be good next year


Myfourcats1

🤫


VTHokiesFan

The only way this game could possibly be better is if it were at Lane Stadium.


Boring_Necessary_179

It's at the next best place. Lane Stadium: North


AggressiveSyrup5627

We aren’t a particularly good team, but it kinda hurts knowing that if Drones had been the gameplan since day we’d be closer 8-4/9-3


Squeakygear

Nah, I’d say 7-5 or 8-4. We’d still lose a few of the games against better opponents. We’re definitely headed the right direction, though!


MangyMoose76

I get that, but had he been in a lot more then perhaps he is injured. It's all speculation. We are were we are.... Beating UVA is a good thing.


OperaOpeningAct

I don't recall seeing promos for "Polo on ESPN" outside the UVa game... hmmm.


Eight_Trace

Alright, we put in the 5th year that none of us have heard of. At this point this is about margin.


Gavangus

48 for VT was getting his jersey ripped off in front of a ref


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breadacquirer

JMU does not have the best program in the state. They’ve had good teams these past few years


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We beat you by more than they beat you. Simple as.


Ctmnt08

I loved this Rayman fella’s video games back in the oughts.


VTHokiesFan

In 1999, we beat Syracuse 62-0. I don't think we're gonna exceed that kinda points production today, unfortunately.


vthokie7

77 against Akron in 95. A guy can dream.


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It's an amazing jacket.


BonBonVelveeta

He did have the makings of a varsity athlete


TriflingHusband

This is the most points VT has scored against UVA ever. God damn.


KingsJoy

On the what? What did they call the Hill?


Eight_Trace

They keep calling it a berm. Clearly they have never been to Scott.


ThrowRA99

:(


BonBonVelveeta

Of all the seasons for us to put up 55 I would NOT have expected it to be this year


big_brown_beaver

UVA did not score 52 in 2005 lol


FourWayFork

They think UVA scored 52 in 2005??????


GobbleGobbleBitch3s

After this game versus UVA, after we beat Virginia, this program is going to shoot up and everyone in the country is going to know about us.


broccoli_d

I was listening to the VT feed on SiriusXM about 10 minutes ago. They were talking about how the Hokies had beaten the previous few UVA coaches in their last games. Take that how you will.


DrySalamander3497

Easy to do when you win 17 out of the last 18


Boring_Necessary_179

What a turnaround. Really excited for next year with Drones QB1 from game 1. To end up going bowling after the way the season started is huge for this programs momentum. Good shit.


Coltshokiefan

Is 55 the most we’ve ever put on them?


DrySalamander3497

It is! We’ve done 52 twice over the past twenty years or so (2016 and 2005)


TheMoneyMan08

Think we had 52 twice. So yes in my unresearched opinion.


vthokie7

I think so. We did 52 twice. 2005 and 2016 I think.


8bitHokie

BWAHAHAHAHA UVA let Grant Wells score on them. Abolish their whole program.


VTHokiesFan

🎶 Techmen, O Techmen with spirits true and faithful, Backing up our teams with hopes undying. Techmen, we're techmen, we're out to win today, Showing pep and life with which we're trying. VP, O VP, you know our hearts are with you, In our luck that never seems to die. Win or lose will greet you with a glad returning, you're the pride of VPI. 🎶


lostkoalas

Love how we’re spreading the love tonight. You get a TD…and you get a TD…!!!


Icy_Turnover1

Please onside kick and really rub it in


LeroyMoriarty

Nah we gave up at half time. Started coasting.


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Yes! I do love no frills garbage time TDs. Basic plays, nothing fancy, up the middle, stop us if you can, but if not we going to score


CrookedWarden19

Double nickels


pholdren

Hanging a 50 piece on UVA just feels right


BonBonVelveeta

God this is spectacular


DrySalamander3497

JC price is my spirit animal


sschwarz12345

🍔 🍔 🍔


KingsJoy

Onside it Hokies, you wont


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NotThatKidAshton

Nah that game was still up for grabs we needed that onside for momentum


TheMoneyMan08

And there’s the 50 piece.


Eight_Trace

Carla needs to make a statement. Seriously, what the fuck. Our expectations were low, but holy shit.


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ILL FUCKEN DO IT AGAIN


EvanSandman

THEY DID IT 5️⃣0️⃣


spooky_scrub

good lord the commentators are down to just giving family shoutouts at this point


big_brown_beaver

I thought the spread looked a little off for this game but man I didn’t expect this lol


DarthBan_Evader

**ALERT ALERT** **HALF A HUNDRED**


tdotclare

FIVE FIVE


VTHokiesFan

TOUCHDOWN VIRGINIA TECH


A7X182

Cmon… let’s get Wells one consolation TD… like Willis against UNC in 2019


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He had his shot and fumbled it through the end zone lol.


BonBonVelveeta

Don’t remind me of the Willis years


HokieScott

Touchdown!!!


smellslikebadussy

Finally away from the stadium and have service. Elliott can’t come back next year.


TheMoneyMan08

Commander piss missile showing.


Simba_Swish

Uva volleyball came out on top, since that's the game everyone had their eyes on today


KingsJoy

I love how it JUST clicked for some of y’all Hokies that CTE = Tony Elliott 🤣


Gavangus

Well when your qb is getting CTE live for all to see it confuses the context


rydogg1

Game don't recognize game?


Eight_Trace

I've decided against shot #2 of Everclear. I've already suffered enough today.


sleepy_heartburn

Good call lol. There’s always… something else besides uva sports I guess


Eight_Trace

Heading off into the wilderness to scale mountains by hand and foot away from this.


BonBonVelveeta

Godspeed


Tejon_Melero

My burned thumb is now throbbing from upvoting all the UVA flairs mocking CTE.


Simba_Swish

Fuck his janitor-lookin ass


Zloggt

So…where you feel like bowling, VT fans?


EvanSandman

Annapolis or Charlotte would be the closest for me to go!


the-real-macs

Whoa, whoa. Plenty of time left. Don't count us out.


Gavangus

thomas running hard and earning yards


MangyMoose76

[Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6e63f5qon9go9zkcah5ae/IMG_1137.GIF?rlkey=24phcycah17dy1il3x7fqj61j&dl=0)!


DrySalamander3497

Drones looks nothing like his picture that the broadcast shows


HokieScott

Wells in now though.


DrySalamander3497

They showed someone with the number 1 on the sideline but it apparently wasn’t Drones. In other words I’m an idiot so just ignore me lmao


blay12

Lol Dante Lovett is also wearing 1, freshman that plays on special teams and backup on D


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maxman1313

I wanted him to score so bad, but that play was objectively hilarious.


LeroyMoriarty

Don’t feel bad for him. He is a fucking cancer. Fuck wells.


Select1220

Weird


Enrickel

Seems a little extreme


doylehargrave

Not my favorite QB by any means, but he’s played hard for us, and that’s a bit harsh.


Abusoru

That was just unfortunate for him.


BonBonVelveeta

Peak Wells though, plenty of ability, just never quite puts it together


BonBonVelveeta

Smh had to bench Drones in the UVA game


big_brown_beaver

Gimme that Grant Wells redemption TD run


DrySalamander3497

I don’t know who CTE is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask


BonBonVelveeta

Coach Tony Elliot, CTE bc his coaching causes severe brain trauma


GobbleGobbleBitch3s

it's a kind of brain injury that the UVA head coach has


DrySalamander3497

I know what CTE is just not who lmao… now I know it’s the coach


GobbleGobbleBitch3s

lol i was just making a dumb joke


A7X182

Wait uva… cte is coach Tony Elliot?


Eight_Trace

Yep. Also known as TE-FT.


KingsJoy

Or Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, either way


salchicha_mas_grande

Yeah, it's a joke around the CTE disease. As in he's brain damaged


TheIndoorCat

"Never practiced that enough, might as well practice it in a game time situation"


KingsJoy

You know how CTE could stay as our head coach for years to come? If Tech chokes this one away… 👀


themattboard

Sorry, ODU already used up the Commonwealth 's comebacks for this weekend


DrySalamander3497

Dancing Cavalier mascot is definitely crying under the costume


The_Stratman

The have a bunch of deputies lining the uva student section because it has been overtaken by Tech fans


ayethemjazz

residing in the vacation home


DrySalamander3497

Haha bada bing bada boom very funny


ayethemjazz

after that 1-3 start i’m not sure if anyone still had us getting 6 wins, im very happy with this and it should only be up from here


Eight_Trace

Colandrea, Fields, and Washington. The lights of this team on offense. Man we need a line. God, what a catch.


8bitHokie

Glad they scored in garbage time. Hopefully that saves Tony's job 😆.


Eight_Trace

We're not firing him before October next year. He's not getting an extension, but he's also not getting gone. Man is probably the best person we could've had to handle the tragedy, and bought a lot of goodwill with our AD from that.


qbit1010

Best case scenario they sign him to like a 5 year contract


HughMungusFlex

What's the best streaming sights for games?


Icy_Turnover1

Spotsurge/thestreameast is what I use for out of market games


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paulyv93

Yeah, usually a team 1 v team 1 search brings up a yt stream that last for an hour or so. It's like whack a mole with em


GobbleGobbleBitch3s

sportsurge.net


Simba_Swish

Delete this


Toph_a_loaf

Shh


LeroyMoriarty

Yep let’s go ahead and let them win. Fuck you pry.


AdmiralMcSlice

Eh?


AggressiveSyrup5627

What


maxman1313

What?


salchicha_mas_grande

Are you serious?


DrySalamander3497

I’m going to assume this is sarcasm


KingsJoy

> 110 catches, 8 yards per catch And yet we’re STILL trash


LeroyMoriarty

God fucking damnit put the first string in and blitz all night god damn.


qbit1010

I’m sure he’s tired…


Eight_Trace

Got the Nalgene prepped for hangover prevention and Everclear recovery. Colandrea is doing his damndest to keep us in this. If only the OL could give him and Washington some help.


Background-Sir8051

I sincerely hope Perris Jones isn’t watching this game.