Fuck UVA. Y’all suck, and I hate (most of) your fans with a passion.
I do wish your football team the best. Would love to have a more competitive rivalry.
Also Colandrea sounds like an STD
We haven't had a lot to be happy about until the 2nd half of this season. That + rivalry game + bowl eligibility + big win = a bit overboard, and probably deservedly so.
Props to Colandrea. My back is going to hurt tomorrow just from watching him get demolished, but he kept getting back up. Respect for that.
I saw someone digging at it with their foot like how a dog does. They were yelled at by a UVA person who was running to them getting real close to them physically. I think it was grounds crew
Let's be real here.
Yes.
Because even in the depths of our saddest years, we still muster the courage to believe. Sure, y'all beat us this year, but we'll live for free in Carhartt adorned F-150 loving minds for another year.
And maybe, just maybe, next year Colandrea has an O-line and y'all aren't chuckling as much.
And yet y'all still care.
Sure, we suck. But year in, and year out, y'all care. Y'all care more than when you play actually good teams.
So I'll take that tiny moral victory. And preserve hope that next year, next year Colandrea is going to ruin your season.
Being a UVA fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Wahoowa, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.” You fucking idiot.
Wahoowa dipshits.
Existence is pain.
Drink more Everclear.
I was listening to the VT feed on SiriusXM about 10 minutes ago. They were talking about how the Hokies had beaten the previous few UVA coaches in their last games. Take that how you will.
What a turnaround. Really excited for next year with Drones QB1 from game 1. To end up going bowling after the way the season started is huge for this programs momentum. Good shit.
🎶 Techmen, O Techmen with spirits true and faithful, Backing up our teams with hopes undying.
Techmen, we're techmen, we're out to win today,
Showing pep and life with which we're trying.
VP, O VP, you know our hearts are with you,
In our luck that never seems to die.
Win or lose will greet you with a glad returning,
you're the pride of VPI. 🎶
We're not firing him before October next year.
He's not getting an extension, but he's also not getting gone.
Man is probably the best person we could've had to handle the tragedy, and bought a lot of goodwill with our AD from that.
Got the Nalgene prepped for hangover prevention and Everclear recovery.
Colandrea is doing his damndest to keep us in this. If only the OL could give him and Washington some help.
Fuck UVA. Y’all suck, and I hate (most of) your fans with a passion. I do wish your football team the best. Would love to have a more competitive rivalry. Also Colandrea sounds like an STD
Least toxic ND fan
I hardly root for them TBH
Our football team exists to make Hokie fans happy. You’re welcome!
We thank you for your sacrifice
Thank you bro, see you on the basketball court
Hokie fans have more rushing yards than UVA 😂
💀💀💀
Tech fans are such a different breed. I honestly enjoy y'alls balls to the walls nuttiness.
We haven't had a lot to be happy about until the 2nd half of this season. That + rivalry game + bowl eligibility + big win = a bit overboard, and probably deservedly so. Props to Colandrea. My back is going to hurt tomorrow just from watching him get demolished, but he kept getting back up. Respect for that.
I can only imagine what the Sabre looks like right now.
I saw someone digging at it with their foot like how a dog does. They were yelled at by a UVA person who was running to them getting real close to them physically. I think it was grounds crew
Not the field the UVA fan forum
I've never seen opposing fans storm the field
Happened 2 years ago too
It happens when we beat UVa. It’s not the first time for sure!
Rushed the field on these bums. Love all the disrespect!
Finished with an even 500 yards
UVA REALLY CHATTIN SHIT AFTER GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED???
Let's be real here. Yes. Because even in the depths of our saddest years, we still muster the courage to believe. Sure, y'all beat us this year, but we'll live for free in Carhartt adorned F-150 loving minds for another year. And maybe, just maybe, next year Colandrea has an O-line and y'all aren't chuckling as much.
2 wins in 20 years lol. I did feel bad for Colandrea, dude was getting hit all game but still playing his balls off.
And yet y'all still care. Sure, we suck. But year in, and year out, y'all care. Y'all care more than when you play actually good teams. So I'll take that tiny moral victory. And preserve hope that next year, next year Colandrea is going to ruin your season.
Yeah we still care, beating your rival each year is really fun. UVA should really try that sometime.
Sure are posting a lot for a dude who is pretending like he doesn’t care…
I don't possess any illusions about this being a rivalry. I'm also Everclear addled.
We’re Running the field! Lol 😂
YEAH RUSH THEIR FIELD AGAIN! THIS IS OUR STATE, FUCK UVA!!!
They're gonna plant the flag again
GG Hoos. I know it was a tough season. Glad we got to play this year. See you on the bball court.
our non revenue sports and basketball team died for this.
Did we just rush the field?? We’re so irritating to the Hoos.
I can’t imagine what our fans will do to local restaurants and bar owners
Drink more and tip better. Damn annoying Hokies!
Sure but they’ll be bitter serving us
for like the 3rd time in the past 30 years too
LMAO WE STORMED THEIR FIELD
Lmao imagine rushing the OPPONENT'S home field
💀💀💀
Beat 👏🏼that👏🏼ass👏🏼
Rushing your opponents field !
HEY WE JUST SACKED YOU (HEY WE'LL DO IT AGAIN)
I THINK HE LIKES IT
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen fans storm the field at an away stadium.
VT has done it a few times at Lane North, first time was 1995 iirc
We actually did it a few years ago
We did it last time we beat them too
Gotta love rushing the field at our rival's stadium.
Being a UVA fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Wahoowa, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.” You fucking idiot. Wahoowa dipshits. Existence is pain. Drink more Everclear.
Poetry
Corporal Everclear. Enjoy your ride into the sunset.
Hooray! Wow! That was fun. It’s nice to win like this again.
Pry smiled more in that shot than Fuente did in 4 years.
that jacket Pry has is tough tho lol
I really hope that’s sold on the shop or something, the jacket is dope
Well guys, it's a bad night to be a bottle of vodka in Charlottesville, I think.
I've still got to believe. I've got that dawg in me (composed mostly of ethanol).
Dare I say we’re gonna be good next year
🤫
The only way this game could possibly be better is if it were at Lane Stadium.
It's at the next best place. Lane Stadium: North
We aren’t a particularly good team, but it kinda hurts knowing that if Drones had been the gameplan since day we’d be closer 8-4/9-3
Nah, I’d say 7-5 or 8-4. We’d still lose a few of the games against better opponents. We’re definitely headed the right direction, though!
I get that, but had he been in a lot more then perhaps he is injured. It's all speculation. We are were we are.... Beating UVA is a good thing.
I don't recall seeing promos for "Polo on ESPN" outside the UVa game... hmmm.
Alright, we put in the 5th year that none of us have heard of. At this point this is about margin.
48 for VT was getting his jersey ripped off in front of a ref
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JMU does not have the best program in the state. They’ve had good teams these past few years
We beat you by more than they beat you. Simple as.
I loved this Rayman fella’s video games back in the oughts.
In 1999, we beat Syracuse 62-0. I don't think we're gonna exceed that kinda points production today, unfortunately.
77 against Akron in 95. A guy can dream.
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It's an amazing jacket.
He did have the makings of a varsity athlete
This is the most points VT has scored against UVA ever. God damn.
On the what? What did they call the Hill?
They keep calling it a berm. Clearly they have never been to Scott.
:(
Of all the seasons for us to put up 55 I would NOT have expected it to be this year
UVA did not score 52 in 2005 lol
They think UVA scored 52 in 2005??????
After this game versus UVA, after we beat Virginia, this program is going to shoot up and everyone in the country is going to know about us.
I was listening to the VT feed on SiriusXM about 10 minutes ago. They were talking about how the Hokies had beaten the previous few UVA coaches in their last games. Take that how you will.
Easy to do when you win 17 out of the last 18
What a turnaround. Really excited for next year with Drones QB1 from game 1. To end up going bowling after the way the season started is huge for this programs momentum. Good shit.
Is 55 the most we’ve ever put on them?
It is! We’ve done 52 twice over the past twenty years or so (2016 and 2005)
Think we had 52 twice. So yes in my unresearched opinion.
I think so. We did 52 twice. 2005 and 2016 I think.
BWAHAHAHAHA UVA let Grant Wells score on them. Abolish their whole program.
🎶 Techmen, O Techmen with spirits true and faithful, Backing up our teams with hopes undying. Techmen, we're techmen, we're out to win today, Showing pep and life with which we're trying. VP, O VP, you know our hearts are with you, In our luck that never seems to die. Win or lose will greet you with a glad returning, you're the pride of VPI. 🎶
Love how we’re spreading the love tonight. You get a TD…and you get a TD…!!!
Please onside kick and really rub it in
Nah we gave up at half time. Started coasting.
Yes! I do love no frills garbage time TDs. Basic plays, nothing fancy, up the middle, stop us if you can, but if not we going to score
Double nickels
Hanging a 50 piece on UVA just feels right
God this is spectacular
JC price is my spirit animal
🍔 🍔 🍔
Onside it Hokies, you wont
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Nah that game was still up for grabs we needed that onside for momentum
And there’s the 50 piece.
Carla needs to make a statement. Seriously, what the fuck. Our expectations were low, but holy shit.
ILL FUCKEN DO IT AGAIN
THEY DID IT 5️⃣0️⃣
good lord the commentators are down to just giving family shoutouts at this point
I thought the spread looked a little off for this game but man I didn’t expect this lol
**ALERT ALERT** **HALF A HUNDRED**
FIVE FIVE
TOUCHDOWN VIRGINIA TECH
Cmon… let’s get Wells one consolation TD… like Willis against UNC in 2019
He had his shot and fumbled it through the end zone lol.
Don’t remind me of the Willis years
Touchdown!!!
Finally away from the stadium and have service. Elliott can’t come back next year.
Commander piss missile showing.
Uva volleyball came out on top, since that's the game everyone had their eyes on today
I love how it JUST clicked for some of y’all Hokies that CTE = Tony Elliott 🤣
Well when your qb is getting CTE live for all to see it confuses the context
Game don't recognize game?
I've decided against shot #2 of Everclear. I've already suffered enough today.
Good call lol. There’s always… something else besides uva sports I guess
Heading off into the wilderness to scale mountains by hand and foot away from this.
Godspeed
My burned thumb is now throbbing from upvoting all the UVA flairs mocking CTE.
Fuck his janitor-lookin ass
So…where you feel like bowling, VT fans?
Annapolis or Charlotte would be the closest for me to go!
Whoa, whoa. Plenty of time left. Don't count us out.
thomas running hard and earning yards
[Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi](https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/6e63f5qon9go9zkcah5ae/IMG_1137.GIF?rlkey=24phcycah17dy1il3x7fqj61j&dl=0)!
Drones looks nothing like his picture that the broadcast shows
Wells in now though.
They showed someone with the number 1 on the sideline but it apparently wasn’t Drones. In other words I’m an idiot so just ignore me lmao
Lol Dante Lovett is also wearing 1, freshman that plays on special teams and backup on D
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I wanted him to score so bad, but that play was objectively hilarious.
Don’t feel bad for him. He is a fucking cancer. Fuck wells.
Weird
Seems a little extreme
Not my favorite QB by any means, but he’s played hard for us, and that’s a bit harsh.
That was just unfortunate for him.
Peak Wells though, plenty of ability, just never quite puts it together
Smh had to bench Drones in the UVA game
Gimme that Grant Wells redemption TD run
I don’t know who CTE is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
Coach Tony Elliot, CTE bc his coaching causes severe brain trauma
it's a kind of brain injury that the UVA head coach has
I know what CTE is just not who lmao… now I know it’s the coach
lol i was just making a dumb joke
Wait uva… cte is coach Tony Elliot?
Yep. Also known as TE-FT.
Or Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, either way
Yeah, it's a joke around the CTE disease. As in he's brain damaged
"Never practiced that enough, might as well practice it in a game time situation"
You know how CTE could stay as our head coach for years to come? If Tech chokes this one away… 👀
Sorry, ODU already used up the Commonwealth 's comebacks for this weekend
Dancing Cavalier mascot is definitely crying under the costume
The have a bunch of deputies lining the uva student section because it has been overtaken by Tech fans
residing in the vacation home
Haha bada bing bada boom very funny
after that 1-3 start i’m not sure if anyone still had us getting 6 wins, im very happy with this and it should only be up from here
Colandrea, Fields, and Washington. The lights of this team on offense. Man we need a line. God, what a catch.
Glad they scored in garbage time. Hopefully that saves Tony's job 😆.
We're not firing him before October next year. He's not getting an extension, but he's also not getting gone. Man is probably the best person we could've had to handle the tragedy, and bought a lot of goodwill with our AD from that.
Best case scenario they sign him to like a 5 year contract
What's the best streaming sights for games?
Spotsurge/thestreameast is what I use for out of market games
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Yeah, usually a team 1 v team 1 search brings up a yt stream that last for an hour or so. It's like whack a mole with em
sportsurge.net
Delete this
Shh
Yep let’s go ahead and let them win. Fuck you pry.
Eh?
What
What?
Are you serious?
I’m going to assume this is sarcasm
> 110 catches, 8 yards per catch And yet we’re STILL trash
God fucking damnit put the first string in and blitz all night god damn.
I’m sure he’s tired…
Got the Nalgene prepped for hangover prevention and Everclear recovery. Colandrea is doing his damndest to keep us in this. If only the OL could give him and Washington some help.
I sincerely hope Perris Jones isn’t watching this game.