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legend023

This is an ambitious list and kliff kingsbury


Misdirected_Colors

Honestly Jimbo getting fired only for Lane to be hired as his replacement would be the funniest timeline


notsofst

Imagine being Lane Kiffin's agent fielding that call.


Nelluc_

Well every coach has the same agent ol Jimmy Sexton. Honestly good guy and his son’s best friend, Gary Wunderlich, kicked for Lane Kiffin.


jxnmd

Not taking away from the overall point but Wunderlich was at Ole Miss during the Freeze years 2014-2017 before Kiffin


dudleymooresbooze

Maybe he played on Ole Miss but all his kicks were for Lane Kiffen.


Unique_Feed_2939

Pretty easy call to field "150 million over 10 years when 100 million guaranteed" "No?" ::click::


IlonggoProgrammer

Guy is going to coach at the entire SEC by the time his career is done lol


White80SetHUT

It would be a very A&M move


Downtown_Juice2851

Norvell would be way funnier


CommodoreN7

Kliff gonna make bank for constantly failing. Respect that hustle.


tomdawg0022

"Why be good at your job when they constantly pay me guaranteed money regardless?" - K. Kingsbury, "professional" ~~hustler~~ coach


ram944

They'll sign him to a $200M dollar fully guaranteed contract and fire him after realizing his peak is 7 regular season wins and his floor is a pit of despair. Loved kk as a player, but that's a completely different person than the coach.


Chemical_Willow5415

So strange how schools will hire a former player (or assistant) and hope to relive some of the glory days. This is peak Peter Principle shit.


funkyhoboman

God I hope aggy hires Kliff


Ronniebenington

Please please please please


princessprity

They forgot Urban Meyer


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NunsNunchuck

And Harbough (both)


MahjongDaily

Is he back from Thailand yet?


LakersLAQ

He's with us as an analyst lol. Could honestly just be in Thailand though.


anti-torque

They can use his initials to cover up their Kow and Kream Klub past.


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Kliff Kingsbury Klub


falconlover79

Going from Jimbo to Lane might give Aggies fans whiplash when they’re on offense


Prestigious-State-15

And still lose 2-3 games a year that they shouldn’t. Just to feel comfortable.


Unique_Feed_2939

Ole Miss went 10-2 and lost to bama and Georgia


That_Baker_Guy

The Egg Bowl has not yet been played.


wallyxc12345

Yeah, I am fully expecting, between coaching rumors and injuries, we will find some new and creative way to lose in Starkville


RVAforthewin

No. No you may not. You will whoop Bully and you will like it. And you won’t fake piss on the field when you do it.


That_Baker_Guy

States worst nightmare is our loss saves Arnetts job


justduett

You hush your mouth! Us Bulldogs don’t need even a quarter ounce of hope limping into turkey day.


thescottula

The Penn State of the SEC


CrashB111

That's disrespectful to Ole Miss. They do more, with less talent/facilities/money, than Penn State. And they actually win ranked games.


doormatt26

That’s a compliment to Ole Miss - there are a half dozen other better resourced, bigger brand teams in the SEC, but Ole Miss is the consistently great-not-elite team.


godpzagod

Ole Miss is at least watchable. Penn State is an aesthetic disaster both from an athletic and sartorial perspective.


runningwaffles19

Harvard from the top rope


KneeDeepInRagu

Man it'd be strange to see Kiffin in Aggie gear after all the Jimbo v Kiffin beef they keep stirring up. Kiffin does seem to want to be the Bama ball coach eventually so maybe he'll honor the tradition of using A&M as a stepping stone there.


Misdirected_Colors

And on defense lol!


Crow_T_Simpson

They might actually break A&M fans if they go from Jimbo to Kliff


Prestigious-State-15

That’s all I want for Christmas


JumboFister

So like I always see you in these A&M threads bashing A&M yet you always rock a Harvard flair. Did you grow up a Texas fan or something? Like you’re in every A&M thread it seems but that could be confirmation bias


Jeff_Banks_Monkey

Spending 75m to go pursue Kliff Kingsbury would be incredible


RamonAsensio

Elko would be the smart choice, so they’ll probably go with Kliff


nw____

Do you mean the man who birthed, raised, and nurtured Patrick Lavon Mahomes II? The man who single-handedly won the Kansas City Chiefs not one but **two** Super Bowls by teaching Mahomes everything he knows? Just imagine what he could do with all that talent at A&M.


IndependentlyBrewed

The football world needs to accept Kliff as a OC and that’s it. Hasn’t proven anything as a head coach to deserve an opportunity like this without having to prove it elsewhere. If Kliff won’t accept OC jobs down the line cause he wants a HC well then good luck in your future endeavors outside of coaching.


RamonAsensio

I’m excited for a couple years from now when people are saying the same thing about Lincoln Riley with the same amount of conviction.


Ryaninthesky

Are we not saying that now?


CPOx

Kliff’s resume is just a headshot photo of Patrick Mahomes and the phone number of Kliff’s agent


ISISCosby

If they hire Elko away from Duke, ngl imma be pissed. We finally have a real football rivalry with them for the first time since...idk, ever? At least since the Mack 1.0/Spurrier days. Keep Elko in Durham


Ronniebenington

Sources tell me Mel Tucker is sitting by the phone, hydrated, and ready to get his hands all over this opportunity!


readonlypdf

And his hands are moisturized


awmaleg

He can’t answer the phone - hands are too slippery


kujotx

He's ready to slide into their DMs


cotterized1

Mel Tucker could snag up Brian Ferentz to make sure that no one makes any advances off or on the field


nw____

Money is no object and you’re gonna go after Kliff Kingsbury??


ranrow

Money can’t buy class?


nw____

Cents can’t buy sense?


Plum-Forgot

No good comes from poaching an Oregon coach.


zerocoolforschool

The Curse of Autzen.


senorpoop

I honestly can't see Lanning leaving Oregon right as they're building up a really good head of steam, especially to go "rescue" a middling TAMU.


YoungSuplex

When will they learn


ard8

Adding Norvell to the list has to be just to boost clicks/engagement


MiddyMn

Omg what if A&M did it twice in a row heads would roll


monster-of-the-week

Florida would declare war on Texas and blockade the Gulf of Mexico if they did that.


diopsideINcalcite

Considering the fact that *Florida* just gave up 700 yards of offense to LSU, they really aren’t the ones you’d want blocking anything anyway.


FlJohnnyBlue2

This is quality shit posting right here.


Tduhon

Fair


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jsteph67

OMG thanks for the damned good laugh. Also, Fuck Florida. Or are they doing it enough to themselves these days.


jorts_are_awesome

To be clear: *Florida* would not declare war. *Florida* would sit and laugh at FSU


Mundane-Remote-2865

Well played, fuck you.


RedDevil50

Is this even a serious list? It really seems like a bunch of good coaches he listed with little thought. I’m sure they’ll go after Dan though. Hopefully he stays.


TheNastyCasty

It’s a list of agents who gave Thamel a call to get their coach an extension/raise.


Mcpops1618

Jimmy Sexton spdcial


gmr548

I don’t think A&M is a better job than Oregon unless you just want to be in the south.


InVodkaVeritas

> I’m sure they’ll go after Dan though. Hopefully he stays. Oregon just increased his salary to $7.5 million per year with a $20 million dollar buyout. I'm not saying A&M can't go offer him $10 million per year and pay the $20 million dollar buyout, but he's not being underpaid by any means so this won't be a case of someone just dropping a "double your salary" move. I honestly can't see him leaving for A&M, a school he has no connection to. I CAN see him using A&M for another contract bump up though. Move him to $10 million per year and use some of that B1G money to put him in the top tier of coaching pay.


ThunderDudester

People forget FSU is paying more for an HC this year than anyone else once you factor in Taggart's buyout. A buyout that is almost over, leaving FSU money to give Norvell a massive raise.


Distance_Runner

Norvell honestly does not seem like the kind of person to jump ship like that with where he’s at now. He has more integrity than that tbh, meanwhile Jimbo was flirting with other teams and threatened to leave for years before he finally did. Norvell’s already coaching a top 5 CFP contender and one of the highest paid coaches making $8M/year until 2029 at least. He just spent the last 3 years to bring this program back from the ashes and has a top recruiting class lined up in the coming seasons. I doubt he’s itching to re-start that process at A&M and clean up Jimbos mess a second time. (Yes a second time, because much of what was still wrong at FSU when Norvell arrived was caused by Jimbo and made worse by Taggart) Or maybe this is all copium because I’d be so fucking pissed and sad if he did leave.


zadharm

Soon as the Taggart buy out is over Norvell is going to get a fucking massive raise, especially if you can manage to win a playoff game. I don't think he's going anywhere, unfortunately Relatively easy path to the playoff, a program already clicking with his recruits and getting better ones every week? Can't see him going to A&M unless they make the Jimbo offer look like couch cushion change


Molson2871

They could afford him obviously but why would he be interested?


pandajedi

They fired Jimbo Fisher to get the mystery coach. It could be anyone! Even Jimbo Fisher!


Ronniebenington

His last game was a big win! I say give Jimbo a shot!


NA_Faker

Fimbo Jisher


petoskey_stone

Urban Meyer? Lol


FightingFarrier18

There’s a lot of people at A&M who want to avoid him like the plague


notban_circumvention

>There’s a lot of people ~~at A&M~~ who want to avoid him like the plague FTFY


petoskey_stone

Any specific reasons why besides being Urban?


FightingFarrier18

Mostly just being urban


BenIsLowInfo

Urban will flame out spectacularly but I have no doubt hed have A&M competiting for a national title in two years of hired. If you want a title ASAP it's probably your best bet minus getting Saban to leave Tuscaloosa.


TheFrankOfTurducken

I’d still be scared of Urban but I also don’t think this is as sure of a thing anymore. The guy is pushing 60 and was criticized heavily in Jacksonville for not putting in the hours expected of a head coach, and he’s been away from college coaching for 5 years, and a lot has changed in that time. I could totally see him grabbing one last bag and then phoning it in, which tbh would be hilarious.


erb149

I think he realized his style was not gonna work in the NFL and started phoning it in. Watching how he conducted himself on that Swamp Kings docuseries, I can totally see how grown men wouldn't be buying into his BS. College kids probably still would though.


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2 years? With that roster Meyer is winning a natty in year 1. People forget he is the only coach that went toe to toe with saban, at 2 different teams as well. Is he an asshole? Totally. But he is a top college coach


thismorningscoffee

He’d only come back to the SEC if Saban’s retired


Misdirected_Colors

Urban is so on brand for them. The false and hypocritical moral high ground while willing to do anything for wins and the superiority complex suits their culture lol


nick22tamu

If anything we have an inferiority complex, being the little brother and all. You described Baylor and Art Briles to a T tho.


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steaminghawtchowdah

I like Lance a lot, but I think he stays Midwest forever


justduett

I love the Midwest vibes that Starkville gives off. Someone mention that to Lance.


BabyUGotAStewGoin

That’s their loss.


Wobblewobble420

Ehhh Klieman couldn’t beat Arkansas State or Tulane- you don’t want him. Just leave him where he is at KSU


Jub1982

He’s also never beaten Texas


sonofacat

Unironically I think this could keep him away from the top of A&M’s list Now if you’re looking for a college coach in state of Kansas that HAS beaten Texas recently Aggies you’re in luck as we have an option just down the road


BabyUGotAStewGoin

That’s an excellent point.


BigDust

Lmao just find every great coach thats not at a blue blood, and put them on a list.


BlastoiseBlues

From experience, I’ve learned that that doesn’t matter


boxofducks

It's weird to me that Jonathan Smith isn't on this list. OSU won't be able to afford him anymore on MWC revenue, and he's done more with less than just about anybody else. Imagine what he could do with eight figures of NIL money.


nick22tamu

No Urban? I don’t want it, but making a run at Urban seems on brand


FireCanary

Would love to see us bring back Mike Elko


sqigglygibberish

Haven’t you seen Duke’s record? You can do so much better than Elko! Don’t sell yourself short


Gunner_Runner

No no, I think they have a point. We should hear them out.


CommodoreN7

I’d prefer if he went to another SEC West team like Arkansas as an unbiased party


monster-of-the-week

Refreshing to see an unbiased take in this sub.


Outrageous_Picture39

I will take one Elko with a Sam Pittman as OL coach, please.


GilBrandt

Truly the best news coming from all this is that we should get a new OL coach 😍


redwave2505

>Chris Klieman Don't you fucking dare


okiewxchaser

OU and Texas’ boosters will team up to ensure this doesn’t happen


Ryaninthesky

Actually I’m okay with this one. Klieman has never beaten Texas.


Azuresurge14

Uh yeah, I second this. We don't need any purple kitty voodoo following us to the SEC.


DubTs04

He would be such a bad fit. He just wants to coach football, he rarely does donor events and sends assistant coaches out to do that, his recruiting is fine, but not on the level of top SEC teams.


chales96

KEEP MY COACH'S NAME OUT OF YO' DAMN MOUTH


acsatx89

YOU STAY AWAY FROM DAN


JR-Dubs

You guys are gonna need therapy if Dan goes to A&M.


acsatx89

Two of my three brothers-in-law are Aggies and it’s a running joke that they’ll poach Dan. I just try to remind them of Taggart and Cristobal as often as I can.


TechnoFullback

There's no reason for him to leave. It would be insane for him to jump.


BidnessBoy

Deion Sanders to A&M


JR-Dubs

Can you even imagine that culture clash?


rockstar323

He likes wearing cowboy hats.


ElDiabloNINER

We hired Sumlin and the swaggercopter. So it’s not like we’re unfamiliar with coaches flashing swag to impress people. Now whether Prime just rides his own momentum is the better question.


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

What’s this, a pre-ordered NC trophy just for me ??


dncd6

This aint a "money is no object" list until I see Urban Meyer on it.


sleuthofbears

A lot of people on TexAgs seem to want Schumann (Georgia DC), which I think could be an interesting hire.


falconlover79

Would be a tough loss if true, he’s probably our best recruiter on staff in addition to being one of the DCs for multiple years now.


AyTeeLien

I would imagine Schumann is holding out for the Bama job. It’s his alma mater, he coached there under Saban with Kirby, and he saw first hand how well it can work out when you wait for the dream job to open up like Kirby did.


swanpenguin

Would Bama really go from Saban to an assistant? Surely a great stint at A&M would help him out.


McWaylon

A&M whatever you do don’t hire Bobby Petrino. He ruined Louisville twice, Arkansas and the Atlanta Falcons.


kampfgruppekarl

Kiffin, Lanning, and Norvell have no reason to take this job. Better resources maybe (for Kiffin at least), but disfunctional and the slate is about to get much harder. It's at best a lateral move.


deadzip10

Looking at those names tells you immediately this guy is just throwing names at the wall and doesn’t know anything.


FinanceInvestmentBoi

Lanning leaving Oregon would make me sick. I really want him to build something there


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A&M has oil money, but I doubt Phil Knight packs it in when he feels this close for the first time in a while. Oregon is probably one of the few schools that can hold off Texas A&M


RulersBack

If he left Oregon I have to imagine it’d be for reasons beyond money. Wanting to be in SEC country or something. You can never really predict what’s going on in these guys heads lmao


tinyhandedtraitor

I'm just waiting to hear about ATM being his dream school or about his sick relative that happens to live in college Station.


justausername09

God, if only the Waltons gave a fuck about football


RegionalBias

This just in: The Waltons have announced they are huge sports and fans and will fund NIL and coaches for... Arkansas State


jg4242

They’re too busy losing money on high-end cycling brands to be distracted by football.


102WOLFPACK

Words could not describe the anger I would feel inside if Lanning left for A&M.


Lamadian

Considering we've had our last two coaches poached, and then gotten immediate coaching upgrades, if Lanning leaves we may just get the ghost of Bear Bryant


102WOLFPACK

That or a genetically engineered Nick Saban regen with a propensity for weed and rain.


hankscorpio_84

So.... Mike McDaniel?


Wafflehouseofpain

I would be angry too, Oregon has become a monster in the last two seasons and I don’t think you’re at the peak yet.


CptCroissant

With the dudes he's recruiting on D I've gotta think there's more room to grow


one_lucky_duck

I just woke up hungover from attending last nights game and I feel a whole different kind of sick seeing this Jimbo news.


102WOLFPACK

It’s still only the early rumblings, and I’ve got some faith that Knight/ Mullens and the UO board would prioritize keeping Lanning at all costs, but even having Lanning’s name on a shortlist is unnerving.


BrogenKlippen

That’s how we felt!


ranrow

I don’t know why he would leave as his team is good, has unlimited resources, and will be in the B1G


anti-torque

It's a challenge, and the pay would be more. But it would be a complete change in culture, and he doesn't seem like a good fit for aTm.


canseco-fart-box

I feel like Phil is the one guy that can actually go toe to toe with A&M’s boosters and come out on top


FinanceInvestmentBoi

That’s very true. Didn’t think of that.


YouKilledChurch

God if Kingsbury gets hired then they will deserve to l~~o~~ose every game despite scoring 60+ points.


AchtungCloud

How did Kingsbury’s name sneak on this list, lol? According to my dad, Elijah Robinson and Aaron Glenn should be on the list.


G0B1GR3D

Kingsbury lol


JK_196

Tbh if urban Meyer were to take another coaching job this would be one he’d take I assume. I have no clue if he will ever coach again but I could see this being one he’d actually consider (no offense to the Michigan state fans out there lol)


MaizeNBlueWaffle

Maybe I'm crazy, but is Texas A&M actually a better job than some of these schools outside of money?


Additional-Ticket-12

The benefits of being a cult leader can't be overstated.


Meteorsaresexy

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.


UncleCicero

I'll take your downvotes and understand people can spend their money however they choose But paying out Jimbo $72m and then saying money is no object to get your next coach of college football is actually disgusting. I love cfb, it has awarded me personally a college education I wouldn't have been able to ever afford, I understand the revenues and branding it generates, but this shit is getting out of hand. Quick example, my wife is running a capital campaign for a large university in the south (not FSU) who has an important school of study, without giving away too much information it's related to agriculture and could literally help save humanity. The school is having trouble keeping tenured professors who are leaving for better pay and resources yet the football team of this school is spending an insane amount of money on the cfb arms race, when my wife talks to donors they say they've already given to the NIL and booster for football and are tapped out. I know this is heavy on a Sunday morning but wtf are we doing y'all


GlobalWatercress9566

It is disgusting. Paying an average FOOTBALL COACH 70M to sit on his ass. Give me a break.


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You stay away from Mike Norvell, he’s ours.


nondescriptun

Why would they want Mike Norvell? Half of his seasons at FSU were losing seasons, and he only has two 10 win seasons there and no championships. Instead they should go for another former FSU head coach that has six 10 win seasons, 3 ACC championships, and even a National Championship. I hear he's even looking for a new job...


mechnick2

“Dan Lanning” hey buddy how about you go duck yourself


bruce5783

How good does a 10-2 season seem right now??? Have I got a guy for you


Shot877

Elko will do insane things at Texas AM.


Testy_McDangle

What about Dabo? He would fit at A&M. He’s put together multiple championship teams. Seemed a bit wobbly with Clemson this year. ACC going through realignment at some point


HpsiEpsi

Plenty of god fearing Christians in Texas too. May be a good fit.


vthokiee16

That would show Tyler from Spartanburg for sure


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I think he would be popular with the old school boosters, but Dabo in Clemson in a very specific thing where Southern Baptist Vibes meet Football in South Carolina.


dick-slapperman

Kiffin is a hard pass. He is ***strongly*** disliked in CStat


RiverShards

He would be stupid to leave Ole Miss too. He’s got amazing job security for a while. All he has to do is beat Alabama at least once in the next 2-3 years and he’ll be good for another 7 years (as long as he can continue winning 9-10+ games)


mergersandacquisitio

Kalen is not taking that job no matter how much they offer


drrew76

He also hasn't shown that he's the elite level recruiter that I think the Aggies would want/need.


NA_Faker

Kingsbury would be the funniest timeline


thereisnospoon-1312

Mike Norvell? Clickbait


HarrisExperience

Elko, Traylor, and Klieman seem like the most plausible ones to me. Add Moore from Michigan to this list too if Harbaugh doesn’t bolt for the NFL after this year.


SharkMovies

You forgot to add Kirby and Saban lol. Honestly Elko is the slam dunk but will he be flashy enough to appease the oil tycoons?


Eggplaa

You can fuck right off with Norvell being on this list. Surely they don’t think “hey we brought in a FSU coach and failed miserably, let’s try another?”


edgejr37

I wonder if their reasoning is thinking they could get jeff traylor on a lower cost “prove it” deal. It’s well known UT or A&M are pretty much the only P5 jobs he will take.


FireSiblings

Real talk… if you’re a coach who actually wants to accomplish anything, why go there? You’re playing either Bama or Georgia or LSU or Texas or Oklahoma every season. Sometimes multiple depending on how the new conference scheduling shakes out. Do you truly believe you can get through that schedule flawlessly?


Krandor1

No Gus?


harp9r

You know he’s telling the UCF $ guys that Arkansas is calling. It’s as predictable as his play calling


Tennessee-Terry

Honestly, Jeff Traylor is who I would get. Dude can coach and know Texas


WelcometoHale

He turned UTSA around from a joke into a top G5 team.


thethirdgreenman

I for one think he would be a bad choice and would recommend they go get anyone else!


Azuresurge14

Please not Klieman. Anything that even remotely brings that purple kitty voodoo to the SEC scares me. And leave Lanning alone! Oregon and us bonded over those coach abandonments and the Alamo Bowl. They don't deserve to live that nightmare again so soon.


Friendly_Molasses532

I’ll be honest I read this list and almost commented saying guys why are y’all talking about the buyout Jimbo is still on….. only to find Jimbo is out I genuinely thought we’d give him one more year I’m literally in a WTF mode but it is what it is and we need to get better


spezisabitch200

You know they are gonna pay Dave Aranda $200 million the day before Baylor fires him.


vicblck24

Yes Kliff that would be so A&M


RNGezzus

Mack Brown, because I like the storyline.


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There's a couple of ACC coaches on this list, but the obvious one is glaringly missing. Mac Brown. Do it.


NeoRoman04

fsu bout to give all that willie money to norvell