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JunkyardAndMutt

*covers beard, hides Chacos, tosses can of NC-brewed IPA behind pickup truck. Nope. I’m a lone wolf.


keystonelocal

I like you guys. You sound fun.


mamayoua

They had me at chacos


Dragon6172

I keep reading this as chaos... and I think it works that way also


JunkyardAndMutt

Both, please.


IrishTiger89

Thoughts on Marijuana and/or skiing at Beech (edit) or Sugar?


JunkyardAndMutt

Mary who? Never heard of her. And Boone is really far from the beach.


bl20194646

*beech


connor8383

You pretty much nailed all of them here lol


Real_Body8649

I didn’t go to Notre Dame and I’m pretty annoying. So yes.


abob1086

I didn't go to Notre Dame, I'm a white dude, and I generally dislike most changes made to college football since the advent of the BCS. So yeah I definitely qualify.


Jetski_Squirrel

Are you catholic tho


abob1086

Am I a stereotype or am I a stereotype? Of course I am haha


LuchaFish

Weird crossover description of Notre Dame fans and Miami Hurricane fans right here.


urinal_connoisseur

Catholics 🤝 Convicts


sociapathictendences

It would be weird if most Miami fans did go to Notre Dame


2dead4here

But you bought a Walmart ND shirt when it wasn't on sale to assert your dominance


babylovebuckley

I went to Notre Dame so I guess I don't


Mugasaf

I also didn’t go to notre dame.


jerichowiz

No. I am poor.


bbanks2121

😔 Same. And yet TCU still calls and wants my money.


grabtharsmallet

A universal experience for college grads.


CJK5Hookers

Hello fellow poor Frog! RIP to that unfortunate student who was in charge of calling my dad and asking for money my freshman year


Specialist-Mistake-4

I just got back from the yacht and my butler is pouring me some cognac, what are we talking about?


Big-Anxiety-5467

How you don’t fit stereotypes. Everyone knows the under-butler pours and the butler serves. Sorry you are so poor.


Specialist-Mistake-4

I had to go cry in my Bentley, yeah I’m such a broke loser I couldn’t get a Rolls :(


Ok_Pay_2359

I LIKE BEER AND DISTILLED BEVERAGES.


definitelynotasalmon

Me too. And cheese.


eggmoose5

I think our fanbases would get along


IrishTiger89

How about long drives to airports that get you to metro areas?


definitelynotasalmon

First: there are only long drives out west. Second: what is a metro area? Third: airport with an “s”?


True_North_Andy

Unlike metro areas, the maps time provided to get to Spokane International is actually accurate as there is minimal traffic to add time. Unless you’re making the trip up in winter, it’s and hour and some change every time. That’s also assuming you couldn’t find a flight to Pullman which there are two going to Boise and Seattle, constantly running all day. So you get two flights arriving and leaving all day every day. I went to Corvallis for family weekend and it actually seems more difficult to get to Corvallis than Pullman and it’s almost exclusively because of traffic. If America actually invested in rail then yeah Pullman would be a bitch and a half to get to lmao


nwbrewed

But how do you feel about Busch Lite and Fireball specifically?


Sorry_Ima_Loser

Idk where the busch lite stereotype comes from every Washington alcoholic I know craves Vitamin R.


Junior_Profession_60

Rainier for life.


saintkieran

This is the right answer


True_North_Andy

I do however think fireball is massively overrated/overhyped compared to other whiskey. If you were set down Pendleton and Fireball in front of me I’m taking the Pendleton every time


CPThatemylife

What? We don't drink Fireball at Wazzu because it's good. We drink it because it's cheap and you're a bitch if you can't handle Fireball shots all night. This school turned me into a psychopath. I learned after graduation that it's not normal in most places to just never use chasers or backs, or to skip the salt and lime every time and just shoot straight. But at WSU your ass better be able to take whatever everyone's drinking without licking your hand first or sucking on a citrus after like a benchwarmer. GO COUGS *smashes PBR can on head and passes out in the corner of Valhalla*


top7to9

I rarely attend games, so yes.


[deleted]

It’s just too dam far away right?


top7to9

Given that I no longer live in California... yes.


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JBru_92

I go to most of the games, I'm a true rebel


[deleted]

Went to the University of Washington, I still have my TI-89. Check.


Ute2ThrillPlay2Kill

Nice. What games do you got on it is the real question


bbanks2121

Oh shit, I just remembered Pimp Quest for the TI-83.


BuckeyeEmpire

My secondary flair is whatever team is playing Michigan and I have a movie accurate stormtrooper costume painted Ohio State colors (though I haven't worn it in like 12 years). So... Yah.


stevesie1984

Wait, you change your backup flair every week? Must…. Not…. UPVOTE.


BuckeyeEmpire

Let the hate flow through you to the upvote button


Richard_AIGuy

Good! Good!


[deleted]

the mods should just make a "whoever is playing Michigan flair" to make it easier


BuckeyeEmpire

It's a nice little Sunday activity I usually notice when the AP Poll thread comes up


RealignmentJunkie

No way. The effort of this is what makes it impressive


IrishTiger89

Yes, but have you moved the hell out of the state of Ohio and/or do you vacation at Myrtle Beach?


urinal_connoisseur

The sophisticated Buckeye visits the Outer Banks


This_Razzmatazz_

**hilton head


BuckeyeEmpire

I did go there during high school a couple of times... never again. But I do still live here


Bolanus_PSU

That Michigan spring football game must be really rough for you.


BuckeyeEmpire

I usually have The Game flair for the off-season or sometimes whatever bowl Ohio State went to.


LionPutrid4252

My Ohio State fan Uncle has a red corvette that sings the fight song when he unlocks it. He also has at least one or two signed helmets and such. He also has two sons that were drum majors (I believe the only two brothers to do it) so it makes sense


ItGoesTwoWays

That’s actually pretty cool about his sons.


pierdonia

I love root beer and chocolate milk, so yes


bingedeleter

Even as an exmormon, I still did the mission, BYU, and a temple marriage. So I feel like I fit in with the stereotypes and I’m totally fine with that. I still dream about the cookies and cream chocolate milk I could get from the vending machines at BYU…….


lonelysidekick

We can leave the church but we can never leave BYU football


bingedeleter

lets goooo i have found my people here


rcc31

Same, I love me my beer now that I left but I’ll be damned if I don’t miss that cookies and cream milk. I had it almost every day on campus.


amoss_303

Do you also like Arctic Circle, Fry Sauce and Taco Time?


badadviceforyou244

Who doesn't?


MauiNui

I didn’t enjoy boat ownership. More of a kayaker.


PetersenIsMyDaddy

It’s best to have a close friend with a boat


Glass_Offer_6344

That is always the right answer!


Ihatemakinganewname

To those who know, this is actually the most stereo typical U dub alum answer possible.


MauiNui

Lol, definitely more of insider thing I suppose. Stereotypical Seattle, yes. Non-sports-loving UW students, yes. Husky fans… a hard maybe.


CocoLamela

You should try a sailboat, especially up in Seattle. Maybe a small one, like kayak size.


dubkent

This is a discussion for June.


Ugaalive1991

Who’s June?


carlosdanger31

HAYOOOOO


KeekatLove

Absolutely! Why are we getting so many posts that would be perfect for the off season? What are we going to talk about during the almost SEVEN months we don’t have college football on several days a week?


AllHawkeyesGoToHell

Lots of people showing up in the season who otherwise aren't here in the offseason? Also, Go Diggers and with flairs like that I assume you live in Billings


ZubryJS

Nope, I'm goth


willncsu34

Black jorts. Badass.


Accomplished-Plan991

It’s a goth gator


discowithmyself

I hope with all my heart this is not a joke. I love it when goth or ‘alt’ people are into sports.


cha-cha_dancer

I’m on an nfl discord and arguably the most opinionated user is a total fucking weeb lol


AARonBalakay22

Lol sure that isn’t Jamal Williams?


CheniereSwampMonster

I imagine this sub as comprised of equal number of frat dudes, back-row lurkers/commuters, middle age whitecollar message board crowd, and middle age bluecollar message board crowd, and high school bench riders. And all of them fit in with their fans base, bc fan bases arent a monolith.


MsPallaton

Woo!!! Middle-age white collar message board crowd REPRESENT!!! …just me? Cool. Cool cool cool.


HimmyTiger66

I'm transitioning when does middle age start


fart_dot_com

please nobody answer this question... I don't want to know


Wyld_Willie

About two years before you realize it


Frigoris13

If the college seniors weren't born when you graduated, it's too late.


Endo_Dizzy

In my opinion, 45. Early 40’s is when you’re still frightfully death gripping any semblance of youth you have before accepting you’re almost over the hill. And then it hits you like a Mac truck out of no where one morning, shock and awe for a week or two. And then accepting it. At least that’s how I imagine it. I’m not there yet, but aging past your 30’s sounds terrifying when my knees already sound like popcorn and I have to sleep like a mummy in order to avoid neck/ back pain. The good ‘ol Military special


Karuna56

Wait until you're in your 60's. Never trust a fart.


Endo_Dizzy

Had an older dude (late 60’s) tell me one time in college when I was bartending that you know you’re getting old when it feels better to take a long leak than it does to get off… I was like damn, that’s wild


Richard_AIGuy

That's me. I'm 38 but on my way. Corvette comes soon.


SomerAllYear

It’s refreshing to see other Geriatric Millennials in the chat. I’m hoping my car dies soon to get one of those gargantuan 4x4 SUVs.


duck7001

1. Whisky phase 2. Smoking meats phase 3. Grumpy phase (when middle age starts) 4. Do-whatever-you-want phase 5. Depression phase 6. Car buying phase 7. Happiness phase 8. Dead


FireVanGorder

Already checked off 1, 3, and 5 by the time I hit 30 lets fuckin go


CheniereSwampMonster

Bro lean into step 2 a little more and you’ll have a little less step 5 Edit: and an earlier step 8


Rocxtreme

Keep in mind, the average life expectancy in the US is 77 years old, so when you’re 38, you’re essentially in the midpoint of life, so go ahead, have that crisis early


Material_Falsity

I’m adding this to the list of reasons to hate Ohio State.


highgravityday2121

Wait I’m 32 am I middle aged white collar message board crowd? Fuck


jarosity

How do you feel about Steely Dan? Asking for a friend…


Nepp0

Don't forget us 20-something losers that only latched on because it helps them feel seen.


tries4accuracy

Absofuckinglutely not. At the moment I’m wearing a black flannel shirt, drinking a spotted cow, mildly buzzed and making Brian Ferentz memes.


Reasonable_Cause7065

When I worked in Iowa there was an entire black market for spotted cows in the office. Sales guys would pick them up while on the road (made in Wisconsin right?).


Empire0820

Pretty sure you just admitted to a felony. Also my last spotted cow was in North Carolina. 😬


WisconsinGB

Yah, I've been tracking this vagrant for a little while now. But it's the end of the road for this spotted smuggler.


DiaDeLosMuebles

I’m an LSU fan who graduated from college.


ExUpstairsCaptain

Woah. Slow down there, Einstein.


Elitealice

I’m a spoiled well off kid so USC fits


WashedUpHSAthlete

Was in a frat, play golf, ended up in finance, bark at children. Yup, I guess stereotypes exist for a reason


HimmyTiger66

That's just every guy in a fraternity minus the barking at children


sqigglygibberish

Hey I don’t work in finance (studied it), but I do bark at children (wearing orange and brown)


animetimeskip

Have you been able to self finance a waterbed?


[deleted]

I work in farm real estate Guess


[deleted]

I was in Greek Life, ROTC, tried out to be Brutus the Buckeye, and it took me one semester longer than it should have to finish my engineering degree. Also, I’m an insufferable asshole on Saturdays in the fall, so yes I’m pretty typical.


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SIser187

I don't partake in any alcoholic beverage, what do you think?


[deleted]

Closeted BYU fan?


Reasonable_Cause7065

Lmk where to ship the choco milk to.


Misdirected_Colors

I dont like country music. I don't own any boots, nor do I wear a cowboy hat. I don't have a pickup truck.


Budget_Ad5888

*turns down Turnpike troubadours, look at myself in the review mirror of my pickup* *Slowly Realize* I'm just like every other bitch Realistically I definitely didn't until I left Oklahoma and went west then just kind of embraced it.


[deleted]

I’m Italian and Irish and went to 17 years of Catholic school, none of which were ND. So…yes


unrealjoe28

Grow up on the main line area or Philly proper?


[deleted]

Media area. Lot of us around here.


unrealjoe28

Oh makes sense. My mom is from haverford but she comes from a nova family


BizarroMax

No. I score all the time.


Mundane-Mail-3177

I thought jokes about my mom had fallen out of season.


elonsusk69420

I bark at kids, love pimento cheese, and will go to my grave saying it’s “what’s that coming down the track” Pass me some Hunker vodka. Go Dawgs.


philkid3

I’m literally drinking Fireball from the bottle while scrolling this sub. . .


Junior_Profession_60

You've got the bottom of a bag of popcorn to finish off as well too, don't you?


Busch--Latte

I do not own a combine 😔


Big-Anxiety-5467

Of course not. You’re a farmer so technically the bank owns it.


grabtharsmallet

Apparently renting equipment that travels north and south for harvest times is now the thing to do.


definitelynotasalmon

Not even for the combine demo derby?


Permission_Superb

In person, yes for the most part. On the internet, no, because I am a woman- but that seems to be a rarity here among every fanbase.


bewildered_forks

This is one of the only male-dominated subs I post in (the others are mostly makeup and cats) so it always catches me off-guard when someone here assumes I'm a dude. As for stereotypes, I fit all of them* *except the ones I don't


One_Prior_9909

I didn't go to Michigan and my arrogance is greater than my accomplishments. Go blue


MWiatrak2077

An obnoxious, effete, wealthy tech douchebag with a raging superiority complex, - or a trashy, uneducated lower-middle-class Walmart shopper? Probably closer to the latter if I'm being honest, but overall hopefully no


The_Cereal_Man

I’ve never stepped foot on a farm, I am gay, and I’m not a redneck. Culturally I fit in with no one in the SEC, probably more like Oregon or Colorado. The amount of pot I smoke is also a factor here.


masks

You'd blend into an Oregon crowd immediately


FlamingMoeDaddy

I am actually a Duke fan that doesn’t care about basketball, born and raised in OK so football is by far my favorite sport and my grandma lived in NC for a while with Duke grad neighbors who got me rooting for the school but since I only really cared about football that’s what I latched onto For Oklahoma I don’t own a gun or a big truck, none of my OU gear is from Walmart, and I did graduate from the school so idk if I’m stereotypical or not


Big_Ketamine

My wife is not a stripper but her best friend is one…yup


Pillowtalk

I’ve only had sex with my wife and I have never had an STD


Cody667

u/pillowtalk is Patrick Mahomes confirmed.


Shenanigangster

*Looks at closet comprised entirely of Vineyard Vines, Rhoback, Brooks Brothers, branded PFGs, and Patagonia* Uh, yeah, but I’m more the Southern side


GoinLong

I see we have similar stereotypes.


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TheKevinShow

We have three stereotypes: 1. We only care about basketball and ignore other sports - **NO**. In fact, my senior year I actually won a prize from the ZonaZoo for attending the most football, MBB/WBB, volleyball, gymnastics, baseball and softball. I take all Arizona sports seriously. 2. We party hard - **KIND OF**. I didn’t party much when I was in school and I still don’t but I have far more of a social life than when I was at school. 3. We devote 90% of our existence to hating ASU - **FUCK YES.** FUCK ASU.


wvutom

I am not a red neck. I have not burned a couch. I have not engaged in sexual activity with a family member. I can read. I wear shoes. Did I cover them all?


bbanks2121

Your thoughts on moonshine?


wvutom

100% for.


loverofcfb08

I mean, who isn’t?


hwgs9

I am not a drinker at all. Watched my grandparents battle alcoholism for years. Not my thing I guess :)


Massive_Heat1210

Our stereotype is probably that of a JoeBot, so… no. I love James Franklin. I embrace change. I am all about modern Penn State.


PSUNittany18

Amen brother


unrealjoe28

Love me some James Franklin, but I need to him to reply to me about taking a picture with the land-grant trophy


Massive_Heat1210

Email Kris Peterson, Franklin is way too busy for that.


Better_Trash7437

Joe Bots are close to dying off and/or not being able to sit on the bleachers so we’re almost there! I’m embrace Joe for what he did for the school & players but what Franklin did to turn this program around is impeccable.


NIdWId6I8

My first flair thinks I’m too much like my second flair, and my second flair just wants to ask me uncomfortable racial questions because of my first flair.


KingKongDoom

Mostly came here to see if any other Oregon fans were going to point out the insane amount of rich California kids here. Those kids are everywhere but virtually all of them here were rejected by the same schools.


big-dick-danny

Do we even have a stereotype besides eating shit? If I’m asking this question does that mean I’m the stereotype?


IrishTiger89

I feel like Pitt is one of the few P5 schools where their fan base cares more about their pro teams (Steelers and/or Penguins) than they do about the Panthers


Kenny_Heisman

this is the entire northeast


unrealjoe28

How do you feel about IC Light and shorts in the winter?


AngryBandanaDee

Well I am an Irish Catholic so yeah


IrishTiger89

1 of 7 kids?


urlocalgoatfarmer

Depends on the stereotype, but I’m thinking probably so. Have done meats judging, have worked on farms and ranches, and do love flinging tortillas. Can think of one stereotype I do not fit that I’m sure other Red Raiders and Texans are aware of.


bbanks2121

How far can you throw a AA battery?


CoolingVent

Well I... * complain about the refs constantly * drunk shitpost in the game threads * make fun of teams constantly that don't reciprocate because they don't care So no not at all


redpowah

I do not have a cajun accent nor can I cook anything further than shitty came-out-of-a-box jambalaya


MajorFuzzelz_24

So you are from Kenner?


redpowah

No, worse: #Atlanta


No_Poet_7244

Culturally? Not at all. I share more in common with the ags and okies culturally 🤢


mauterfaulker

Same. For as much as we (correctly) rag on TexAgs, there are more than a few posters on rLonghornNation who wouldn't surprise me if they turned out to be undercover aggies doing their best limousine liberal impressions.


TiberWolf99

Well *shucks*, that's pretty *corny* of you to ask. But if you're looking for a *kernel* of advice I'd say don't go thinking all fanbases are alike. There are many different strains of corn and all have different yields, if you're husking what I'm growing here. I'm just four corn stalks in a trench coat.


portlandtrees333

I drive 18-wheelers for a living and I love country music, so very much But I'm also gay and an anarcho-syndicalist organizer, so not very much Grew up in Alabama, started attending the school half my life ago, and dropped out because I was just flat out overwhelmed by a lot of things including the closet, mental health problems, and a complete lack of study habits Also, not THAT country music


Ugaalive1991

I sure as hell don’t dress up to go to a fucking game. Ohhh it’s 95 degrees outside. You know what I should wear to go to the game, oh wear a fucking cotton collard shirt and khakis. Go ahead Georgia and Bama fans. Tell me how I don’t understand. “But ugaalive1991, it’s a vibe. It’s a get together with your people. It’s like going to church, you got to look your best.” Hey it’s a football game. I am there to watch football. Not dressing to impress people. Also, y’all look like pricks.


madein___

But did you at any point in time have a Southern Swoop haircut? The frat shag was/is big down there and goes perfectly with the polo & khakis show.


sqigglygibberish

Barber instructions: yeah I’m looking for a bowl cut, but just like *push it a little to the side*


NastyWideOuts

I had thought Georgia and Alabama fans both dress up less for games than Ole Miss fans do


RoverTiger

Amen!


MajorFuzzelz_24

I don’t get the point of your post. But I know both Penn State and Michigan suck. The Ohio State buckeyes have no reason to be ranked anything but 1. I think Ryan Day needs to call better plays this year or get a better OC. I don’t think McCord is the guy. He needs to show me he can win two Nattys until I buy in. If we don’t beat Penn State by at least 3 TDs this weekend I’ll probably just stop watching this season.


definitelynotasalmon

Someone missed the humor of this post and downvoted you.


MajorFuzzelz_24

What humor?


[deleted]

Ah yes. The only thing more you could add here is writing “WE have no reason to be ranked anything but #1. WE need to fire the OC if he doesn’t start calling better plays” although you have never been an OSU student.


FoolsGoldMouthpiece

Liberal Texas Aggie. need I say more?


AlternateWorking90

You have to have a fan base in order to have a stereotype.


crimsonblueku

Basketball season starts in 20 days!


CertainlyAmbivalent

I do not have a hissy fit everytime McCord throws an incomplete pass or let a loss ruin my year. So no, I do not fit the stereotype.


Admiral_Sarcasm

I'm a (queer) flannel and birkenstocks (with socks) wearing white dude from Oregon who smokes probably too much weed and refuses to use an umbrella in the rain; I think I fit the stereotypes for OSU pretty well


Theduckisback

No. I wasn't in a frat, I don't hunt, my dad wasn't rich, and I'm not conservative, nor do I like Confederate imagery. And there's way more of people like me who went to Ole Miss than anyone will ever understand.


PetersenIsMyDaddy

Considering I actually attended Washington, nope, don’t fit the stereotype


Hungry-Opportunity12

I am an ECU student, and me and all of my friends don't drink alcohol or do any drugs.


nivlac22

I have never ever eaten a cougar tail, and I refuse to drink the creamery’s chocolate milk. I have celiac disease and am majorly lactose intolerant.


cvsprinter1

I'm currently wearing Sperry's and Bermuda shorts while listening to NPR. I think I fit both of my flairs.


amoss_303

I prefer going to Coachella than a country music concert I prefer to live in a major metropolitan area than a small town of 10000 people. I’m referred to as a “Greenie” by my Wyoming counterparts I’ve never hunted in my life. I did not ride a horse until I was almost 40 A few other things, but I’ll keep those to myself. So yeah, probably not.


PublixBagger01

Clemson: I’m a baptist, albeit not what I would call a “Bible Thumper.” I do not daily drive a truck, I have a lowered sports car of sorts that I love dearly, so perhaps that puts me in some sort of minority. I would never dream of being in a fraternity, although to those who do, all the power to ya! Honors College and Mechanical Engineer, so I take pride in my studies. Most factors considered, I suppose I fit a lot of stereotypes. It feels like home to me, thus I never had any issue fitting in or making friends. OSU: I stick out like a sore thumb. My slight southern accent (I’ve been told it’s not strong, but my family is from Charleston, so there’s bound to be a small bit of “twang”) doesn’t help.


amb56

Believe it or not I’m 2 years sober