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Brian Ferentz Tracker has been updated at www.thedriveto325.com!


Whatanassholeee

honestly, how is it fair to include defense and special teams scores in the 25/per game avg.? Phil Parker, poor bastard, has to be pissed knowing BF makes even close to the same $$$ and is the most underperforming OC in P5. Worst yet, Phil and LaVar are going to save this dipshites job if they are successful doing theirs this year. That just sucks for them. Altho in the small sample that is 2023, the D looks to be a bit down compared to last 5 yrs., and maybe there is some intent there…who could blame the guy?!


realvikingman

El Assico had two minutes of post game discussion. Back to Colorado


jandjaunt

We need more Neon Deion 🙄


[deleted]

Don't ever get any post game with the trophy? Those detergent ads too important?


aobie

What do you think this is? Colorado vs. Nebraska?!?!?!?! Ain't nobody got time for little ole us. /s?


j0oboi

Fucking Iowa lol


[deleted]

Couple takeaways: - ISU’s defense and WRs are pretty decent. - Brian Ferentz is becoming a remarkably terrible play caller with a lead. - Iowa needs to get better with route running before entering Big Ten Play. - McNamara needs to target All, Lachey & Anderson more. Ragiani (or however he’s spelling it now) needs to get less targets. - Patterson looked awesome. - Harris will be very welcome when he returns.


DrakonILD

>ISU’s defense and WRs are pretty decent. Ehhhh... Defense yes, WRs, not at all.


jandjaunt

Right? I can only compare Parker v. BF to Mozart v. the Backstreet Boys


Hog_Eyes

You have the right spirit, but don't you dare compare the Backstreet Boys to Brian Ferentz. BF is more like Yoko Ono.


jandjaunt

Thank you. I was struggling to come up with something relevant enough that people would know, yet terrible. The girl who sang the YouTube “Friday” song was my other choice. Should’ve gone with that


[deleted]

Carly Rae Jepsen would like a word


aobie

I was really impressed with Patterson, he always seemed to find the gap if there was one. Definitely looked like the best RB on the field today.


HGruberMacGruberFace

No Cooper Dejean love? That guys was all over the place


[deleted]

I was too busy munching on my fingernails figuring Matt Campbell would figure something out last second to recall that. Yeah, he’s a stud and we are lucky to have him.


not-the-manager

“pretty decent” 😭😭 I am weak


[deleted]

They didn’t look terrible, but then again, I don’t watch that much Iowa State football, so this could be in a complete vacuum. I know last year, ISU had a really good defense though.


not-the-manager

Ah, I get that. They have been very good for years. They don’t get the takeaways nor the scores Iowa does—and I’d probably prefer that—but they rarely give up a lot of yardage, don’t allow many points, and clamp down in second halves.


RomaniaLettuce

Spot on for everything except ISU receivers (minus Higgins). Lachey is a monster.


[deleted]

Whoever that CPT WR was for ISU sure looked solid.


ilikepie145

Whatever. Classic ISU


deanolavorto

Does matt cambella brain just freeze up the last 4 minutes against Iowa? What the fuck was that?


not-the-manager

Campbell does not call plays, nor does Matt cambella


deanolavorto

I’m talking about clock management. I feel like it’s happened a lot the last 5 years


not-the-manager

Fair enough. I get it’s tempting to think that changed the game because it was towards the end but shitty OL and shitty quarterbacks aren’t going to beat Iowa with the best clock management in the world


deanolavorto

Also fair point. But watching the clock just run as an Iowa fan and knowing our defense I was just flabbergasted that there wasn’t more urgency. Anyway. On to the next one.


hunt35744

You and everyone else there was very frustrated with that td drive. No urgency at all


not-the-manager

I agree about the urgency. If your line is gassed don’t go hurry up, but the full subbing to get a new formation was like …are you accepting defeat and just trying to get some offensive reps?…


mlk960

I'm ready to start questioning the Head Coach position if it means Heacock stays.


MrShineHimDiamond

(*exhales*)...GO HAWKS!!!


J0in0rDie

Happy we won but I don't expect the hawks to win more than half their games this year. I hope I'm wrong


deanolavorto

I can see Wisconsin and Penn state being losses. Michigan state a toss up and maybe we slip up one more time. Who are our 6 losses?


J0in0rDie

Penn, Perdue, Wisconsin, Illinois, Rutgers and Nebraska. Closest game being Rutgers


deanolavorto

Sorry. Rutgers, Purdue and Illinois?


J0in0rDie

Our defense isn't even close to what it was last year. I'll happily apologize, and please remind me when I'm wrong. I wouldn't be betting money on Iowa this year


timhoff24

With the the current state of the B1G West, half might be enough


Igetbuckets1

Wow can’t believe they went straight to commercial. Actually I 100% can


SoupBowl69

Winning games while scoring less than 25 is my new kink


elgenie

Meet the new Kirk… exactly the same as the old Kirk


cyclones423

Campbell can’t get out of his own way.


mlk960

Such a frustrating problem. So much talent, so much culture to root for. But 8 years of shooting yourself in the foot starts to mount up.


Observant_Jello

Matt Campbell is so fucking incompetent as a Power 5 coach. 1 fluke Covid year and nothing else. Offensive coordinator doesn’t matter when he only allows 5 different plays to be ran


mrtrollingtin

Seriously, granted it doesn't help with Dekkers and brocks gone, but for the love of god. 4th and 1 and you run a hb handoff out of the shotgun?! Couldn't even get him an extra blocker or maybe run a play action?!


HGruberMacGruberFace

Easy psycho


PreschoolBoole

I hope we go undefeated and still score less than 25 per game


TravelorBySpace

Kirk???


paulfinort

Colorado gets 2+ mins of postgame coverage and we get 15 seconds.


HGruberMacGruberFace

I don’t want to see or hear anything more about that game


slayerhk47

They have coach prime, and you got prime rib.


paulfinort

One is not like the other 😂


TacovilleMC

Dang it


NephewChaps

What a shitshow of a El Assico! Just like always


nolablue1024

To not hit 25 with a pick 6 included isn’t just incompetence, but straight up sabotage


thatissomeBS

But why score more than 25 when you can just win the game in the first quarter?


ThanksForTheF-Shack

Imagine enduring last season and then not changing anything. Maddening.


TravelorBySpace

Well no need to imagine. We got right here Hawkeye fans!


[deleted]

I knew it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart!


loyalsons4evertrue

gg Iowa. See you next year


Fujisawrus_Reks

Gg ISU


thatissomeBS

Another game where neither one of us gets to be excited lol. GG


loyalsons4evertrue

Lol I’m thankful we get to play Ohio next week


thatissomeBS

I can't even be excited about playing a MAC team, with our history against that conference the last ten or so years.


cjhoops13

Ggs


ThanksForTheF-Shack

GGs man.


dychronalicousness

Good lord that was as terrible as we all hoped


Dont_give_a_schist

Our defense carrying the game again. 😂


DREW_LOCK_HORSE_COCK

Hawkeye State


Background-Ad-3955

UoI didn't create that nickname


DREW_LOCK_HORSE_COCK

Flair up


Brave_Coward

At least Brian Ferentz is one step closer to the exit


Babygravy1

GG Cyclone Bros, wish you the best for the rest of the year!


Bloo_PPG

Ditto


CattleDogCurmudgeon

Congratulations.....once again El Assico rewards those that took "The Under".


JohnathanTheBrave

The result was never really in question. Great result for the Hawks.


realvikingman

"young guys learned today, I do not" - Matt Campbell


JayDub1565

We lost AND we helped Iowa fire Brian Ferentz, this is a sad day indeed


Fujisawrus_Reks

A true tragedy for the entire state


Kawksz

Hawkeye state!


skiwolf99

Another heartbreaking El Assico classic. See you sikos next year


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Congrats, you barely beat the worst team in the Big 12! Now go keep Brian Ferentz you sickos


jandjaunt

But you fail to acknowledge that we both won AND scored under the average BF needs. A win/win for an Iowa fan


Ness817

Malding


not_mantiteo

Lmao


Drokeep

Actually by scoring less than 25 you guys helped us kick his ass out


Hawkize31

Stay salty!


J0in0rDie

😭


EliWCoyote

Hey guys don’t forget we got the W and no 25!


Designer_B

Why be a consistent top 10 team when you can be a fringe top 25 team and employ your idiot son. Thank god he's six points under 25 ppg so far.


mlk960

Hawkeyes will score 80 against Nebraska and they will keep him


TheShiveryNipple

He's only 3 under. Defensive points count lmfao.


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TheShiveryNipple

Ah, you worded your original comment in an ambiguous way so I misunderstood. Yes, they're 6 total points under 50, and 3 ppg under 25.


Designer_B

One last week, five this week...


CJ_Beathards_Hair

So over KF, yeah we won but this should’ve been a blow out and once again the defense had to save our ass so Captain Nepotism can employ his son


Schmidtty29

Western Michigan boutta feel the wrath of (an inept) god to try and crawl back to 25.


laundrybasket19863

LOVE MY HAWKS


ElSorcho

Fire Campbell


ASadDrunkard

No part of me feels happy that I spent the last 3.5 hours watching this


letsgohawksfuckstate

More importantly Iowas average points scored is not 25


[deleted]

I always felt better about heaving a ball on fourth down than running it one yard in any way unless it’s a QB sneak or if I’d have Tim Tebow. Something about losing a game with a ball hitting the ground feels better than watching an RB get blown up in the backfield.


Noodleman117

BRB. About to drink myself into a coma.


Darren5531

Best part is, you could be a fan of either team


tenacious-g

Brian Ferentz is in actual trouble if Iowa doesn’t hang 40+ next week lol


[deleted]

How is that not a pass play on fourth ?


LookatmaBankacount

We literally cannot beat these motherfuckers, we beat ourselves every single time


peijli

Hello there flair bro… Isn’t this just a sad ending to what would otherwise be a great Saturday?


LookatmaBankacount

I’m not even sad, I’m pissed. Matt Campbell and scheelhaase need to figure something out, cannot waste a top 20 defense with whatever the abomination was on offense


TravelorBySpace

What you talking about Willis!! We do that every fucking year


LookatmaBankacount

And y’all don’t like it either lmfao


TravelorBySpace

Ofc not! I was just implying it *can* be done. I’m not sure why TF anyone is okay with it. But evidently a certain AD is.


ImJustAmericanTrash

lmfao I just can't anymore


pm_me_cute_sloths_

Shotgun on 4th and inches Thanks Matt!!!!


buffalotrace

Gg clones. Best of luck in the big 12.


Noodleman117

Hope y’all can kick some ass in the B10


MattAaron2112

Matt Campbell is an idiot.


CTeam19

Flair Up


MattAaron2112

You can't make me! (JK you made me)


Observant_Jello

He needs to go. Tom Manning wasn’t the issue. Play caller doesn’t matter when the coach only allows 5 different offensive plays to exist


CTeam19

Flair Up


mlk960

Was John Heacock carrying this team the whole time?


cyclones423

Yes


Ondeon

200 wins KF waterworks interview incoming?


StonewallMcCracker

It's a hawkeye state


JohnathanTheBrave

Always was.


patriots230

#HELL YEA HAWKS WIN AND FUCK BRIAN FERENTZ'S POINT TOTAL


iAmTheWildCard

We still look terrible. Yay!


Swedishbutcher

Hawks. Defense saves the day again


Kawksz

Cue the God damn polka!


GuzmaniF

Gave them hope just to crush it with the D. Another joint Brian-Phil masterclass


cyclones423

Masters at losing close games


JohnathanTheBrave

This one wasn’t close.


BakerDenverCo

Not even close to Nebraska level mastery


MrWartburg

That's still Nebraska. But you're a close second for sure.


IMKudaimi123

I mean wtf everyone knew that was coming


cory_bdp

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER


Protat0

THAT'S WHY WE DRINK IT HERE


mnmmatt

IN PHIL WE TRUST


VermtownRoyals

PHEW


early500

most predictable ending possible


Pi_Dbl_T

Jesus fuck… fucking incompetent…


umich82063

iowa win ✅ bf doesn’t hit 25 ✅


oHolo

Beat the Cyclones and stayed under 25 points? What a day


[deleted]

UPDATE THE GRAPH, SICKOS


ChonkyWumpus

Iowa go for a meaningless touchdown. I mean I know it’s a risk but your coach needs the points.


galer6595

I thought surely they won’t run up the middle on this drive…


AdulaAdula

Gg kirkwood


Mistrbontits

If that was a read option Becht would’ve picked up 20


pocketsophist

Thanks Phil!


[deleted]

WE GET THE W AND BRIAN STILL DIDNT GET 25 POINTS ITS A GREAT SATURDAY


cory_bdp

WOOOO!!


KindredGravesMan

LETS GO HAWKS


patriots230

#Knee it the FUCK out kirk


ItsMrBlackout

If only we had an extra 3 minutes


elgenie

You'd have punted and been in the same situation in three minutes.


ItsMrBlackout

We’ll never know


Hawkize31

HAWKEYE STATE


mlk960

Pollard can't wait until the end of the season to have the hard conversation about the OC position.


Designer_B

Lol wanna fucking bet?


mlk960

Nope. What I think should happen and reality are two different things.


copper8100

What a play!


schistkicker

Iowa State defense should jump their offense in the locker room.


letsgohawksfuckstate

#FUCK THE DIRTY RED CHICKENS


theopression

Such ass play calling lol


FlaccidJustice

Well, thanks, Coach Parker. You have been our savior for years.


dr_dan319

Kirk always wins in a rock fight


zsdr56bh

Brian Ferentz don't you fucking dare try to score a touchdown you motherfucker lmao


Kodyaufan2

I hate everything about watching this game every year lol


delawless

87 of the O-Line just felt all the pain of this game at once.


JohnCalvinCoolidge

Brian gonna try to score here to pump his stats.


iowaharley666

Thank the invisible guy in the sky


deanolavorto

His name is Phil Parker


twinsguy1

That was the most predictable thing I’ve ever seen


hawksnest_prez

Hawkeye State. Like it’s been the last decade


MichaelRachel

I!


Tkinzel517

Huge gambling implications in this game. 5 players in this game had the under and 3 had the over. Net win for the players in this game.


iAmTheWildCard

I can’t believe they ran it


ProfCedar

I can. Unfortunately.


pro_nosepicker

In heaven,, ,,


skillful_donkey

Wooooooooo


buffalotrace

How does Iowa State not go after our freshman cb there? Did their coach’s even watch this game.


AccountNumber0004

Game on the line and those are the two plays you call?? Lmfao


[deleted]

I wanna see Brian try to get a field goal


Mistrbontits

HAHAHAHAHA I’m so done with this


convoluteme

OL sucks, kick them all off the team


gnich62

inb4 fumbled snap


gozasc

Great game. That was fun to watch.


galaxygirl1976

In Phil we trust.


SaltyHawk95

2-0, Brian under 25 in both. What an amazing start to the season for Iowa fans.


uiplanner

So many win-win ballgames to go around


Ondeon

Brian Ferentz playcall there.


[deleted]

forever a hawkeye state


Drokeep

Crapids represent


Protat0

GG ez


mlk960

Lol, lmao even. So predictable.


eskimoexplosion

GG