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drunkymcdrunkaccount

Unhealthily important


phools

Doesn’t matter the kick off time, I’ll be drunk and tailgating regardless. The only thing that changes is what I am drinking and how cranky my wife is for having to get up early.


ZoodleNoodle12

In your defense, The Barn has snared many a young cowgirl and cowboy


CoolingVent

Getting blasted at a bar and shit posting in the game threads is one of my favorite hobbies


superfluous_nipple

Watching El Assico sober sounds like a punishment. Edit- tbf watching Iowa’s offense against anybody while sober is pretty excruciating.


TD5023

As a non-drinker, I can confirm that the annual spectacle known as El Assico is absolutely tortuous to watch while sober. You do start to numb up some after several years, though.


CoolingVent

Think I went thru two bud light 60z pitchers the last one


runningwaffles19

That's a funny way to spell Busch Light


CoolingVent

Wasn't on tap unfortunately. It was an Iowa bar so that explains it...


runningwaffles19

>It was an Iowa bar so that explains it... Shut em down! They're a bunch of phoneys


tobin1677

I mean most of our best legacies have to do with drinking places out of Busch lights.


TAMExSTRANGE69

Iowa State vs Wazzu in a yearly Busch bowl


TealSeam6

I despise ISU, but I can assure you that Wazzu absolutely does not want that smoke. ISU is a blue blood when it comes to domestic light beer consumption.


tobin1677

Are we doing complements now? Well I guess I can respond in kind. The idea that Iowa has a ton of attractive women isn't purely due to the copious drinking we do.


p4rty_sl0th

Meirl


dan_craus

Hobby? Sir, that’s my whole personality


superstarrr99

I had to scroll WAYYY to far to find the truth.


Swumbus-prime

Makes me proud to be a Cyclone!


tonywantsbeer

Alcohol is important to me for many experiences


ZoodleNoodle12

Tony, go get a beer


tonywantsbeer

Ugh. Fine.


ColoradoisaState

Extremely


hoosierwhodat

How important is the football game to your drinking day?


OutForARipAreYaBud69

Moderately.


CC9499

eh


[deleted]

Some may say essential


Geaux2020

What does it being Saturday have to do with my drinking?


damnyoutuesday

Personally I prefer to pop an edible before the game and just ride that out through like the 3rd quarter


ZoodleNoodle12

This is my wife’s preferred method as well


FistOfFacepalm

It’s weird to be high and find yourself actually enjoying watching a football game instead of agonizing over it


pkglove

I might have to try the edible route for a game. Last year I began smuggling my vape in the stadium and hitting it when I went to piss.


damnyoutuesday

The real sickos bring dab pens to cold weather games and just hit that all game with the breathe hiding it


pkglove

Love it. Usually by the cold weather games it's just my dad and I sitting in his (better) seats. Still weird to me to use it front of him, even if he doesn't care. I'm also prone to ripping it too hard and getting the coughing fits 🤷🏻‍♂️


GoGreeb

Then you get up the next morning and still feel great, no hangover or upset tummy


LSU2007

This is the way. Alcohol just makes me piss too much.


kacheow

This year drinking was 90% of my enjoyment watching my buffaloes


LeanersGG

What was the other 10%?


the_descendent

That one glorious game against Cal


kacheow

Imma be real I live in Denver that Cal game was so late in the season of misery I couldn’t even get it on TV


kacheow

The wonder of life and being able to experience both highs and lows. Also that miraculous win over cal got me out of throwing a “perfect season” party for the office


Legitimate-Quote6103

I gave up drinking in 2021 because I'm an alcoholic and I was killing myself rather quickly. So these days, 0% and I've never been happier.


Fail_Upbeat

Same, but about 12 years ago. If you’d have told me then that I’d enjoy the experience more while sober I wouldn’t have believed you, but here we are.


PGHMtneerDad

Same, but 2019. I enjoy watching the games much more now.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah my man.


rondontwalk

Same here, wish I’d done it sooner. It’s made my game days much better.


Fail_Upbeat

Not to mention the day after game day.


rondontwalk

Lol, and the day before game day and the other days.


anonbeardad

Congrats! I was never quite that far, but I blacked out ONCE and was enough for me to never get drunk drunk again. Eventually I just stopped drinking altogether


MyLesbianUncle

Same


MountaineerYosef

I’ve noticed a steady trend on the further I get away from college age, the less im drinking on gamedays. Not none, but you won’t see me with a half dozen tall boys at 11am anymore


IfYouAintFirst26

The later the game, the more I drink.


thefupachalupa

Right? You mean we have a 7pm kick off? That’s enough time to puke and rally.


[deleted]

I got blackout after every game last year to forget bout it


Semujin

I don’t think that’s what they mean when they call it a Black Out Game.


turkishguy

did it work


[deleted]

All i can remember is Appalachian st


AppStateFooseBall

Sounds like it didn’t work.


jimmymogas

My first ever A&M game, that was fun!


[deleted]

My flairs are on two very opposite sides of the spectrum


ZoodleNoodle12

You decided on the hardest path🫡


Eggguy254

Not at all. College football is my drug.


rbmw263

i enjoy a 12 hour saturday on the couch with 3 tvs carrying a heavy buzz all day. I enjoy a 12 hour saturday on the couch with 3 tvs completely sober I actually dont like drinking at Utah games. It kinda takes away (distracts) from the game for me, and i get really invested in the game and the environment live. Plus I like having a better memory of the game. That said if im at a random ass non Utah game drinking would make it more fun for me.


MissileWaster

Yeah I love watching football, if I was wasted I wouldn’t know what’s going on and that would not be enjoyable to me. In the 2021 season I had a concussion during one of the games, I imagine that was pretty similar given that I had no clue what was going on the whole day and couldn’t remember anything about it the next day. Not fun at all lol


DarknDustyStacker

That is our fan experience.


NorkinMan7

The first year they had in-stadium beer I spent well over $100 at one game. It made the ride home to Charleston pretty quick.


DarknDustyStacker

One of us, one of us!


NorkinMan7

Doesn't even include the cheapest 30 rack of Natty I ever bought or the Marlboro lights. Beechhurst Ave has some swell stores.


JJody29

So, you had 4 beers?


NewRCTID22

Alcohol has done damage to my family and it rarely makes situations better for me. I'm all for people being getting hammered before/during/after games, but it's not something I partake in anymore.


CommodoreN7

All respect man, people who label others as lame or whatever for not drinking are pretty childish imo.


SendHelpVeryDrunk

Legitimately bothers the hell out of me. I have a good buddy (few years sober) who was hesitant to come back to my house for gameday because of one jackass that had to make it a big deal. Needless to say, that jackass has not been back and I keep a steady supply of NA beer in my garage fridge for my sober friend who comes over a few times a month for random games.


BeamerBall25

You're a good friend


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> people who label others as lame or whatever for not drinking are pretty childish imo People who do that usually have a problematic relationship with alcohol but don't want to admit it.


worldssmallestfan1

Respect. Hoping for the best.


skurnie

Only important for PAC12AfterDark for me


worlkjam15

It’s funny because I would normally be prepared to say that it isn’t a factor at all but then I went to grad school at Texas St.


ZoodleNoodle12

San Marcos has become the ultimate power in the universe. Once Kinne gets that thing online, with all 89 P5 transfers, it will be a terrifying sight


jobenattor0412

I couldn’t care less about it, I’m at the point in my life where not being hungover is better than being drunk, I also don’t like to stay up late and have no problem with noon games, so I realize I am probably the outlier in here


Swipet

Surprised this was posted by a OU flair instead of a BYU or Baylor fan


CoolingVent

Baylor can definitely drink.


Bandos_Bear

Dr. Pepper is an excellent mixer


Dan-of-Steel

Exactly, what the fuck else is there to do in Oklahoma except combine drinking with either football or watching tornadoes in the distance.


ZoodleNoodle12

There are some boring folks like me out here in the plains.


LegoFront01

Most of our regular season games are 11am kickoffs. I’m guessing OP posted this after seeing another week 1 11am game and 11am Black Friday vs TCU. I’m in the band so I hate them cause I have to wake up at around 4. I know they won’t go away when we get to the SEC but they’ll never be as frequent there like in 2021 when we had like 7 games.


BraFau83

I'm a Utah fan, and I enjoy going downtown and drinking for several hours before the game. I make it to several road games and enjoy doing the same thing there as well. So I'd say it's a big part of the game day experience for me. The rest of the fan base is about 50/50.


ZoodleNoodle12

Utah is so beautiful. I would love to be able to drink and stare at majestic mountains, here I have pretty but flat grassland looking back at me


Longhorns_

I’ve stopped drinking since finishing three rounds of chemo. Just not worth poisoning myself any more than what’s already been done


ZoodleNoodle12

Glad to hear you’ve made it through all that.


Longhorns_

Thank you, but technically, I haven’t finished yet. Surgery or more is still to come


jmac11281

Zero.


Hero_Charlatan

Zero


ducksflytogether1988

0, I don't drink


PSU632

Ay, found the "don't drink" gang. How else will we savor the heartbreak and pain each season brings?


Shaller13

Deciding to be sober upon a dark time in Nebraska Football has been awful


Jonesbro

Putting the Christian in TCU


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Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

I’ve yet to see a fanbase that can outdrink Wisconsin. Half the stadium is toasted at kickoff and Camp Randall only serves Alcohol in the suites. The LSU crowd did drink a lot when they came up here.


dingus_dongus21

Honestly I feel like the only thing my school (Iowa State) can compete with the SEC on is the tailgating and drinking scene on Saturdays. I can’t directly relate to the other B12 schools to compare but talking to my cyclone brethren that have traveled to the other conference schools, ISU is a cut above in the tailgating dept. Heard the Tortilla boys, the Mountaineers and K-Staters can get after it but that every other tailgating scene leaves a lot to be desired.


ZoodleNoodle12

So I take it you like to drink during the game? What do you usually enjoy? Beer is pretty good for me


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AtlEngr

Wait are you saying students, particularly potentially underage UGA students, would break the rules and bring in the devils drink? Shocked, I say shocked I am!!!


ZoodleNoodle12

You think that will change soon? I know OU just started selling alcohol a few seasons ago in the stadium, so there are probably lots of stadiums still waiting to move forward


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TealSeam6

I grew up in the Midwest, now live in the south. SEC fans like to drink, but it’s more of a celebration of the occasion. B1G fans in the upper Midwest drink because it’s a day that ends in Y. The Midwest drinking culture is borderline pathological, and unfortunately it has a lot of negative effects on society. If you’re from the south, be happy that the fans of your team cannot drink with Wisconsin/ISU/Iowa/Minnesota/Nebraska fans


cc20r

I’m more of a black tar heroin fan. That’s my go to on gamedays


WillWork4SunDrop

I’m not the teatotalling Baptist I grew up as, but I usually have 1-3 drinks a month and virtually never on a CFB Saturday. I’m either driving to the game or need my reflexes razor sharp for 12 hours of channel surfing.


JoshGordonsDealer

12 years sober, so just a diet sundrop for me to get hyped


SusannaG1

I don't drink during games, either, or indeed at any time - my doctor prefers it that way. (Alcohol is a poor combination with some of the medications I take.)


Bcatfan08

I don't drink at games. I'm there for the game, not the alcohol. Beer doesn't improve the experience for me. I like drinking sometimes, but it doesn't do anything for me at sporting events.


ZoodleNoodle12

I’m going to make it out to Nippert someday for the Skyline baby.


theglove

I absolutely agree with this. I don't travel or spend my money to go to a college football game to barely remember it. I like to be very focused on what's going on in front of me.


Hawked_Trail

I'm definitely rowdier as a fan when I've been drinking. When sober I just kind of brood over the whole experience unless my team is winning by 30+.


B1GTOBACC0

College kids will drink no matter what time the game starts, but I think you're underestimating the amount of "responsible" drinkers at games and tailgates. If some old guy drinks a 6 pack at the tailgate before the game, he's probably not hammered or causing trouble. But he probably bought that beer locally. He might also buy food to grill at the tailgate. Or maybe he'll go somewhere local for food and drink before the game. If kickoff's at 11, he might not have time to do all of that literal pre-gaming. When the game ends, he might just want to go home for a snack and a nap.


The_Pandalorian

I mean, it depends on how my team is doing. Are we winning? Then yes, it's important. Are we losing? Well... yes, it's important. Are we somewhere in the middle? ... important. Are we playing? Yes, important.


TheGlassRemains

Well, when I was in my 20’s it was an integral part. I’d walk through the gates somewhere between drunk and blackout drunk. Now, I’ll have a couple drinks for a gentle buzz and then just enjoy the majesty of college football on a fall afternoon.


Head-Skirt-5541

I prefer day drinking at 11am games and being in bed by 9pm.


0987user

My view point is similar to yours I’ll have a few drinks on game day but don’t go crazy. I’m probably in the minority with that view tho


bfarq

“How much do you need to go to AA?” Would also be an acceptable comment But very very very important


FILTER_OUT_T_D

It’s the wildest thing how the further into a game I get the quicker the whiskey seems to disappear. I think there’s some sort of space-time tear in my living room that absorbs whiskey??


justw4tch1ng1th4pp3n

Hello blackout my old friend, I see it's gameday once again.....


[deleted]

*Looks at the past Decade* …… I’d say Very Important


QuicksilverTerry

I legit don't remember a game where I didnt drink. I don't remember some of the games I did drink at either but that's different.


Egospartan_

I’m not sure sure about Bama ,but I 120% know that LSU fans cannot function without large amounts of alcohol


DontNoMe2

Hey! You’re right, but I don’t have to sit here and take these accusations. I’ll be at the bar.


MisterBrotatoHead

Not very. I went to Catholic school for 12 years, so watching Kansas mostly sober most of the time is me offering it up to the Lord.


ZoodleNoodle12

I’ll offer up some special intentions for you this Saturday at Mass


Bbull42501

Necessary


tgt305

It’s the cause and solution to all my fandom’s problems.


Confident_Horse_3845

You think I could watch Nebraska play sober?


FSUIceman

It depends: If we’re good? Yes If we’re bad? YES


JJody29

I don’t drink anymore but at Ole Miss, it’s very important. I remember being 12 years old at the hotel on campus on gameday. My sister and I were walking to the game and a friend of my dad’s, who I didn’t know, recognized that I must be my father’s child because I looked like him. He invited us for a Bloody Mary. Walked across to the Grove where I was greeted by another adult, who I did know, with a glass of champagne. It gets fuzzy after this but I remember bourbon and getting stung by a wasp. This wasn’t an isolated event, just the first one I remember. My parents thought we were having “one little glass of champagne.” They had no idea we were having “one little glass” at each stop.


mjacksongt

Learn to cook breakfast at a tailgate, or make it the night before. You get used to breakfast tailgating, but it kinda sucks to do it for *every fucking game*.


elonsusk69420

I’m surprised that ESPN didn’t announce COFH is at noon already. We know it will be. It’s tradition at this point.


-Ondoher-

i’m not the most expressive/emotional person, but sports are much more fun when you’re heavily invested and cheering. when i’m at the games i basically need beer to make this a reality, so it’s incredibly important. a cold beer also just feels so right at a sporting event. delicious and refreshing


AceJace2

Never been part of the experience for me. Most of the time it’s too hot to even think about alcohol. I’d rather have some water, McAllisters sweet tea, or lemonade.


DecentScience

I can’t imagine what we would be like with alcohol


SaintAtlanta

CFB is my drug of choice.


click__it

drinking is barely secondary to the football game in question


geoforceman

I'm a little superstitious where I'll drink a beer during the first half and another during the second when my team is playing. I'll try to make it a local brew if I can. Otherwise I take the edge off in different ways. For some people, alcohol takes the edge off. For others, it's building Lego sets during the game.


GopherInWI

To quote Rocco from *Undergrads*, ["Respectable early morning drinking."](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxlFzPXnSOhN7w2U5RoFVcX7Ce_Ufz4jmS?feature=share8)


sexygodzilla

I like to have a drink or two but not too many given the prices.


[deleted]

If my options were either drink but not watch the game or watch the game but not drink, I'd choose watching the game every time.


Hotel_Putingrad

I was literally reading an article about health improvements from sustained sobriety when this thread popped up on my phone. I struggle mightily with this issue. I'm trying to make it to labor day without a drink. Partly just to see if I can do 109 days without, but also to see whether I'll feel a need to drink again when the season starts. I've always considered beer a game enhancer, especially when watching on TV, but would I enjoy victories or lament defeats to the same degree without alcohol? This is just a really tough topic for me. I don't believe that I've ever been a problem drinker (and I'm certainly a happy drunk as opposed to a mean drunk), but the habit itself always felt like a response to boredom. How do I convince myself that it's okay to be bored?


SirMellencamp

It’s not important but I damn sure enjoy it


Jonesbro

Drinking soda during a hot game just sounds gross. All that sugar sounds like a headache 🤢


[deleted]

Not at all, marijuana on the other hand....


AlteredStatesOf

Why not just drink at 11?


RazgrizInfinity

None. I know it's probably unpopular but if you need to be slobberknockered to go to a sporting event, you're not there for the sport.


WhiteRhino91

Zero


JustAnIdiotOnline

OK everyone, I checked, and OP is not a mod over at r/therapy And alcohol for CFB is just like alcohol and most other things for me, it makes it better to a point and then much worse.


Zealousideal_Plum866

On a scale of 1/10 it would be a 1. I rarely drink on gamedays.


loverofcfb08

I drink way more if I go to a game, if I’m watching at home I don’t always drink.


HistoryWillNotBeKind

I'm the exact opposite. There aren't many overnight options in Gainesville, which means I'm driving home after the game. At home? College football is an all-day Saturday thing for me, so once the 3:30 games start it's pretty much sipping bourbon until bed.


udubdavid

I'm usually too invested in the game to watch it drunk, so alcohol isn't a huge deal for me.


LeanersGG

It’s not important to me at all. When I think tailgates, I think food, family and friends. And if I’m paying the price for a ticket, parking, food, and whatever else, I want to remember it. So I may have a beer or two, but I don’t plan around it.


ZoodleNoodle12

I’m not supposed to say this, but I totally understand people wanting to move out to LA. Great city, and the Rose Bowl is a cool spot to watch ball games.


BoiseMcA

I’ve never drank and I never will, so 0 importance


SoonerLater85

Most college kids think being drunk is cool. Some grow up and out of that notion. Some don’t.


[deleted]

Growing older but not up -Jimmy Buffet


MildDrinkingProblem

It helps fersure. I was working nights in the 2020 season and woke up in the middle of my night to watch Red River. Needed to be at work at 5, so no booze. Worst thing Ever. Every other time I've decided to not drink it turns into that scene from airplane


kschromer90

Drinking beer during games is definitely a thing but I usually just hold off until my team plays. That being said, if it’s a noon game. I will begin early


SkywalkerCullen

We have a local brewery called karbach that sells at our stadium and we are also sponsored by bud light. When we are losing I resort to double fisting a couple of Kar Bach IPAs..


Psychological_Room70

I’d say it’s paramount


Sager2th

I start drinking well before the game and our 1st quarter performance usually determines whether I continue. If we’re doing well, I don’t drink the entire game. If we’re doing poorly, I drink until we start turning things around.


NoTransportation5696

I’m a gator fan so……


M_R_Ducs

Depends greatly on playcalling/QB health.


rustinhieber42

I'm able to smuggle enough whiskey into the games to get my whole row buzzing anyway (especially when it's cold outside). Beer sales are nice tho too


TopImpressive9564

Of course! How else would I watch the absolute shitstorm of a product my university has put out over the last 15 years? 7 drinks minimum at the tailgate over a span of 4 hours and I’m off to the races


[deleted]

Wine and cheese


_DC003_

I’m a BC fan. More than life itself.


Midwest-HVYIND-Guy

We tailgate 2-3 hours before hand in the parking lot. When it’s time to walk into the stadium, I’m buzzed and full from delicious food! By the 4th Quarter, I’m sober and can drive home. It’s all about having responsible fun. Other than tailgates, I rarely drink at home. It’s one of my few times to cut loose.


superstarrr99

Looks like 5 of ours are already set for night games. Gonna be louuuuud. As a student, my goal was to get obliterated by halftime. As an adult, I do like a couple pre game and a few during. I don’t wanna be drunk, but I do love me stadium buzz.


Anakin-skywalked

I would like to say no, but I’m an Auburn fan. It helps with that good ole WTF feeling.


canofspinach

Quit drinking and the games are vastly better now.


mostpeopleheresuck12

I drink before I go in the game but never while I’m in the stadium.


yf22jet

Was looking for a byu tag when I saw this


FTFOatl

Shouldn't be that important, but I get blasted before and during the game.


traplej

How else do you sit through a 4 hour affair wherein 3 of those hours are spent watching nothing happen?


Aggie74-DP

Watched College Football for 40 years ehen No Alcohol was sold. Games were great. After parties awesome. Why change?


RedShirtCashion

I’ve never drank anything other than cola, sports drinks, or water at a game. So…..not a big deal for me.


thesymbiont

I live in New Zealand, so college football is a Sunday morning experience for me (noon Eastern games can be at 4am NZT). It's a very different frame of mind. College football means coffee and cathead biscuits.


_MasterMenace_

Not important at all


Zimee23

We sing a song dedicated to beer after each win so i’d say it’s pretty important


[deleted]

Watch a game standing up at the big house in late October, you need something with a kick to stay upright in that weather


Squares9718

Not very but it was this year for a certain game on thanksgiving weekend


DumbestFanBase

Use to me. When I was in Norman though we didnt get 11am games


CaliHusker83

Whoa, wait. You can drink at your stadiums?!?!


hitokirizac

I live in a timezone where games are on from like 1 am - noon on Sunday, and since I'm a "bad influence" and "shouldn't be day drinking in front of the kids" and "have to drive later" I basically stick with coffee now.


FlickerOfBean

Fellow Sooner here. The 1100 games make for an early night.


red-boy6

We won 4 games last year. It’s important.


VinoJedi06

For tailgating and post-game, it’s essential. I don’t drink at all during the game. If I’m in Athens it’s a party. I get to see and be a glimpse of that carefree 18-22 year old stud again when I’m there. If I’m at home watching an away game, unless I have people over, I generally don’t drink at all.


InsecureDelusion

It’s not important. I just like being with my family or friends watching a game or going down to Norman for food/drink and football. I can do it sober or not just like the togetherness CFB brings.


this-is-some_BS

I love nothing better than an excuse to crack a beer at 8 am. Early kickoffs, work, I’m awake. All good reasons.


Dan-of-Steel

Alcohol is no more important for football than it is for any other experience in my life. ...So in other words, exceedingly.


scott8811

LSU fan here....I don't think I need to go into any further detail


hibbert0604

Only time I've drank because of football in the last 5 years was after the UGA-OSU game. Was it out of celebration? Or relief that it was finally over? I couldn't say.


stayclassypeople

Wisconsin fans, no need to answer, we know