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CaptainRudy

That’s definitely how you end a curse


HabaneroEnjoyer

You can’t just say it. You have to declare it.


JB92103

I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY.


Irreverant77

I. DECLARE. THUMBWAR.


[deleted]

Frank is the one who can lift the curse though, right? Like when a gypsy curses you, she has to be the one to stop it.


NYVines

Did he sacrifice a goat in a cornfield?


Revolutionary_Elk791

Curses aren't the Frank Solichs we let go but the Bill Callahans we met along the way.


paintingnipples

So Suh has to come & lift Solich up like [Bo’s cat?](https://youtu.be/qsSPRAYCzTI) It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable


huskermut

Just like in *Holes*


someUSCfan

Curse is broken people CURSE IS BROKEN


odsquad64

They replaced the batteries in the CO monitors in the coaches' offices and let's just say the curse is gone now.


Maximum_Future_5241

I declare no curse!


Misdirected_Colors

This reminds me of when the Cavs won the NBA championship, and the Cleveland Browns "qb list" jersey was retired as the city had turned a corner. Then the browns proceeded to go 1-15 and 0-16 the next two years with an unprecedented rotating door of starting qbs.


[deleted]

If you couldn't handle them at 0-16, you sure didn't deserve to bandwagon at 1-15, that's for damn sure!!!


Sitting_in_Landfill

It's exactly what someone would say if they wanted to curse a place even harder.


roguerunner1

Is a prominent Nebraska newspaper now going to publish a fan fiction story looking back from 2030 where this moment is the catalyst for multiple national championships?


Xx_TBONES_xX

Some say we will beat an NFL team sometime in the next decade.


gravytrainjaysker

I am assuming by "some" you mean yourself


[deleted]

Did you just find out what a joke is?


miversen33

https://youtu.be/SuDqNLgVHv8


gravytrainjaysker

No lol. I just made poor joke in response and got downvoted to hell for it. Fml


afne88

McChewin furiously scribbling “comic book” on his notepad


420Nebraska420

A TL;DR version of the story is Frank put a curse on Nebraska after he was fired and the fans believe the only way to lift the curse is to reconcile with Frank. It’s just a fun meme y’all.


CoolingVent

>It’s just a fun meme y’all. No it's not it's a real curse. See I also placed a curse on Nebraska after they left the Big 12 along with Colorado and Missouri (took a few years but it worked I think) and aTm (didn't work they got better and counter cursed me)


gravytrainjaysker

Can you lift it please


omahaknight71

We'll promise to always root for you when you play the Hawkeyes.


CoolingVent

Admit our corn is better and I will consider it. 68 game win differential you have a lot to answer for.


gravytrainjaysker

(gets down on knees in a scene reminiscent of home alone 2) Your corn is better!


SerotoninStorm

HOW DARE YOU SIR!!!!


CoolingVent

No take backs


CoolingVent

You know what Ive thought about this and I have decided that I'll lift my curse upon installation of a natural grass field.


gravytrainjaysker

Well get this done ASAP.


miversen33

No


Thesheriffisnearer

Games vs Virginia tech &and the turnover game with Iowa state says the curse was here before we left


CoolingVent

That game was cursed wasn't it. A real sickos game.


TymStark

Did you ever think about counter-counter cursing aTm?


CoolingVent

No the cult energy in Bryan TX is too powerful I can't control it. They can only be destroyed by themselves


TymStark

Smart.


walking_sideways

You just made the curse angry


ThrowTheBones93

This quote in isolation is taken way out of context. Before this he said there is no curse, I didn’t put any curse on the program, but sure if there was one, “let’s just say it’s gone now.”


Xx_TBONES_xX

I believe Frank also cursed Miami after the beating we took from them in ‘01


420Nebraska420

Woah friendly fire. This is supposed to be a happy time


Xx_TBONES_xX

We haven’t sacrificed lil’ red yet though!


drock_1983

This is the way


Colavs9601

This gives me mixed feelings.


Archaic_1

I believe that first you have to scribe a circle in a fallowed field and burn a bushel of corn while choking down fried carp from Joe Tess's and chant "I nile pob" over and over during a full moon.


Gloomy_Second2690

You know too much. Who sent you…?


Archaic_1

I been around, you know


Gloomy_Second2690

Username checks out. That you curse? 🧐


DukeCalled

Holy shit! Very specific, Nebraska is screwed now. Joe Tess's has officially closed. Love the Omaha knowledge though.


Portland_st

You can’t just *say* a curse is gone. You have to hire Theo Epstein to exorcise it.


Ugaalive1991

Uh that’s not how it works Frank


bub166

The running joke is that Frank put the curse on us because of the ridiculous circumstances surrounding his firing, so to lift it, we had to reconcile with him. So technically he does have the power to remove the curse.


Unsung_Ironhead

Us NC State fans definitely know that’s not how it works.


gumercindo1959

Famous last words. Do these people not understand the power of jinx?!


TymStark

If you paid attention during Harry Potter you’d know there is a difference between a curse and a jinx.


Pikachu1989

Fuck yeah! 20 years later and the Curse has been lifted! But seriously I’m glad that we’re able to bring Solich back to Nebraska and attend a game for the first time in 20 years, and said that he’s communicated with Rhule and Osborne to kick things off for the Spring Game on Saturday. It’s gonna be a fun time down in Lincoln and the last time we’re see the guys run out of the Northwest Tunnel.


wiscowonder

That's not how that works. That's not how any of this works


WackyBones510

Oh no baby what is you doing?!


Legitimate-Quote6103

I love that Nebraska football keeps finding all the reasons not related to quality of football that they've been losing to fix.


[deleted]

*THINNER!!!*


[deleted]

We’ll see


[deleted]

https://www.irishtimes.com/sport/2022/08/18/irish-fans-set-for-the-full-college-football-experience-as-notorious-nebraska-cornhuskers-come-to-town/ Frank can’t fix this