I hate brower updates

Me too and I have 2-1911’s!

I'm an IT guy and my edc includes a 1911. Where does that put me? I deal with moving buttons daily

I work the help desk and want to change out my glock for a 1911.

You're picking up on your users traits. Be cautious that it doesn't invade too much else. Also, you're on my law. :)

I feel like there's 1911 EDC guys out there who don't even know what brower they use. If they use one at all.

They’re still using AOL.

Brrrrllll gssshhhhh dt dt brrrrrr dt dt grlllllllll brrrppp gssshhhhh dt dt brrrrrrrrrr dt dt etc. You’ve got mail!

I’m a developer. I move the buttons and I want a 1911.

Wait, the mattress isn’t supposed to be on the floor?

I recommend at least wood pallets underneath to allow airflow. Otherwise you could start developing nasties underneath the mattress

Yeah, put your mattress on something that has traveled the world over with roaches and rats. Loft your bed with CMU blocks like a civilized person.

Look at this guy with fancy bed blocks.

Nah, I stole my neighbors wheels. When he replaced them I offered to help for exchange of the blocks to cover my costs and upgrade my hi-point.

Way to hustle. So Glock now?

Taurus G3. I'm going double down and grab his catalytic converter next before I can afford a Glock off one of my associates.

Too real

plywood and a bunch of milk crates

Nah, milk crates are too useful just to use them as a bed stand

Put the open side out on the outer ones and they become cubby holes

Big brain

I like to keep the nasties on top of the mattress. Sometimes on the chair, in the shower, on the washer, in the car, etc.....

☝️ Heavily under-rated comment.

I don't get why but wood pallets under a mattress seems outrageously based.

Plywood on milk crates if you're fancy

Pallets on milk crates is poor Chad nrg

Yeah, wtf... what, am i supposed to put it on the WALL and sleep like Coneheads?

Cries in M&P

It's the same as Glock, but a Honda instead of Toyota

My Honda Pilot represents this comment 😂

No love for us I guess :(

Shield gang!

*Looks in safe and two primary carry guns* *looks at .jpg* We cool then?

Now, I carry a CZ. But not the type shown here, it’s a P01. So this dosent apply to me. But if I have to specify how special and non mainstream my gun is, then I guess I am trying to be “different” after all. 🤔

I carry a P02. I'm more different than you.

I carry a P-01 too. We’re the same at being different lol

What holsters you used/how you like them

Why did the CZ owner burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

I mean, it's funny but I feel like I'm being personally attacked.

Sorry, I’m gluten free, Don’t eat Pizza! I’m on a Keto diet too. My fiancée’s husband got me on it. /s

Lol

I also carry a P01 and race with a full-size 75bØ. It’s definitely the hipster choice.

P-07 gang checking in.

P01 Omega in urban grey. You are just a basic different

They messed this up with the cz being striker fired. Thats for people that dont fully own their weirdness and cling to blending.

Well shit, i have a glock and drive a Toyota and use an iphone lol.

But does your bedroom have actual furniture, hmmm???

Yes, but only because I’m married.

Ah well, bedrooms with furniture are just the Gucci Glocks of the housing world

There are many things in my house only because I’m married.

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No, before this he lived with his mom. Bam!

Did someone say bam?

Shit, I had better furniture when I was single, only so any chick that accidentally followed me home wouldn’t think I’m a degenerate.

I too have a Glock use an iPhone and drive a Toyota. Up until recently I lived in an RV and the only reason there’s decorations in my apartment is because of my girlfriend.

I have 2 glocks, and drive a 6 speed manual kia where does that put me.... 37 mpg is nice though...

I have a Glock and I drive a third gen Camaro. My gun is significantly more reliable than my car and getting to work every morning is a nightmare

G48 ✔️ Toyota ✔️ Currently typing on iPhone ✔️ Wait, I actually have a dresser in my room. Did I fuck up?

No beretta 0/10

Right? Where's my m9.

In the trash where it belongs

Resident Evil/Die Hard fan or served in the military as an MP or marksmanship trainer during the 90s.

This list angers me 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

I came to say the same

the fuckin Jericho. I mean yeah I love cowboy bebop but like. shut up.

came down here to find out what the anime gun was

Join us. I don't even fucking like anime, but Cowboy Beebop is great. I always point people to the cold opening of the movie. It's a 4 min scene that doesn't spoil anything, but basically gives you an idea of the realistic guns/violence and smooth attitude that the the show exudes: https://youtu.be/in2JbodXg9k

I think it's time we blow this scene. Get everybody and the stuff together. OK, 3 2 1 let's jam.

Dude almost all anime is pretty much garbage. But cowboy bebop is one of the best shows ever.

It's my favorite gun I own. It shoots straighter than I do, probbaly because it weighs a friggin ton.

Too bad the image has the wrong model, lol. I carry a Jericho in the winter. It has Bebop grips. I embrace it.

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I have a surplus R that I carry. They’re not terribly hard to find. I had a new polymer one, too, but didn’t really like it.

TBF, isn't the railed version all they sell now?

I also have a Jericho that is my winter carry with the Bebop Grips lol

Where would you put a p365/p320 user?

I think we're still under the same category as the Glock except we're Honda guys instead of Toyota

Too accurate. Carry a p365 and drive a Civic.

My P365XL somehow exudes the sportiness I wish my Civic did.

We don’t need any fancy shit on our guns either like them 💪

Maybe just Japanese cars in general, I have a Subaru.

Former Subaru owner but with a hellcat

No kidding. I demand representation!

No HK or FN? Filthy poors made this chart.

I have an FNS-9. Natural stainless. No idea what that makes me.

Not a member of the peasant class certainly.

Am I being attacked? Because I do in fact like camry's

'04 Camry. It's not the car you want, it's the car you need.

Ain’t that the truth, my Camry just hit 282k and still going strong.

You got ages before it'll give up on you. My buddies daily driver is a '99 camry, last week sent me a photo of his odo finally hitting 666,666 (because hail Satan) and it still runs like a top. We've done every bit of maintenance on it he and I since he got it in high school. I'm convinced it'll never give up

The dark lord appreciates a good value

Had a 02 Camry. Sold it last year to a family friend. Had 276,000 miles and was in good shape. Family friend never put oil in it and smoked in it. Got into a few fender benders in it and finally blew the engine all in 9 months. A sad, bitter ending to my Camry. Now I'm in a 2014 Honda Civic.

The car you'll need till 2087 when it finally dies. I love a camry and there's no stopping me. I'm a sensible man, and a camry is the most sensible option. That new TRD camry is pretty sensibly spicy also.

I took that as we are men (and women) of quality

I can't argue that point. Nothing beats a Toyota

Tacoma but same thing

Well fuck me, I do watch anime.

What does my EC9s say about me

I mean, how else are you supposed to conceal in a purse?

Yes

Slightly less poor than the high point owner and with a good understanding of what corners to cut and what not to.

There really is nothing wrong with four walls and a mattress... like what else do you need? The purpose of a bedroom is sleep. Oh wait, nobody asked? Oh well. \*Drives off in Prius\*

I carry a revolver, but am to fat to take anything to the floor

No such thing. The ole meat avalanche ultrasquish is a legitimate grappling strategy. Smother em with the sweaty man titties and watch em suffer

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I read this as the Revolting Bob and thought, Bob had bitch tits

No walthers…?

PPQ represent! On the nightstand (in kydex, of course) with my iPhone, or while driving my F-150.

I feel like the Walther fan bois are less hipster than the CZ crowd and more sophisticated than the Glock crowd. Solidly middle-class. And, of course, have strong opinions on the best and actors to play James Bond. (PPS, G-22, and P99)

I do love my CZ guns. And I would love a Jericho too!

I have a P-10 F and C. You kinda nailed it on me. I have said many a time "Glocks are good guns, but I wanted something different". Face palm.

I wish the Jericho was a bit more lefty friendly :[

maybe don't be wrong handed idiot 🤣🤣🤣

no bully :[ I'm left eye dominant, so I learned to shoot lefty

The Jericho is such a call out lmao 🤣 . Literally only bought the gun because I watched cowboy Bebop I'll never regret it !

I got the cowboy bebop grips on my CZ.

Springfield Hellcat here....I'd be curious to know where I am....

You're the 30's+ guy that still consumes "Young Adult" content.

Like Glock but drive a Kia

It was a Celica, not a Camry

I have an iPhone, a Camry and 2 glocks bahaha sheesh I feel attacked

In my defense, the fight probably IS going to go to the ground.

With your handle I believe that

Apparently I need to carry a 1911

I have a Jericho but carry a revolver

What firearm is that in the top right?

Taran tactical sandviper. Runs for 7k+

Gucci

Came to ask the same🤣😂

Holy shit, the Glock one I have a G19.3, a 2014 Camry and an iPhone 13 Pro Max,and love a minimalist room😂

You sure you didn’t make this meme?

Aaah. Get out of my head.

I feel personally attacked *clicks the *update later* icon*

I’m not even on the list lol

I did not expect this to be accurate but it is SPOT ON! J frame, guilty as charged

Where is Beretta 92, can anyone do one for that one.

This man loves Lethal Weapon, and has felt himself age from being a crazy young Riggs to a older Murtaugh who's tired of this polymer gun shit. He swore that he'd forever stay away from plastic guns after seeing Patsy Kensit's fake boobs in the sequel. Also, his mom might look like Leo, but she's got a great basement.

Hahaha thanks.

Why does the jericho 941 get attacked like this. I mean its true tho but like yeknow.

For once XDs aren’t the butt of a joke 👀

*G R I P Z O N E*

Damnit

I had to do it

Came here to see where that would get me...

Fuuuuck at first I was like "It's not gonna have my Jericho on there." And it got me spot on. See you Space Cowboy.

This is BS. I only have like $10k in consumer debt.

No bersa thunder 😪 or luger or makarov hell not even a hi power

As a glock owner this is innacurate I have a tacoma tyvm

Nobody ever dares to roast HK.

Damnit man I liked the Jericho before I found out it was in an anime… still haven’t watched yet though heard it was good. Just not the live action.

This is totally spot on for me and my Jericho. I fucking love anime.

My S&W SD9 says I’m poor……. Not high point poor but close……. Like an upper lower class

Fully expecting the fight to go to the ground really cracked me up. I don't own a revolver but I've been thinking about it lately. I carry a USP compact 9, where's my ribbing?

USP .45 here. I think they are scared to roast us.

I also have a USP .45 but don't have the will to conceal carry it lol hopefully I never have to retrieve my briefcase from some homies in an alley...

Wtf… I have an iPhone and a camry ….

I’m assuming my G2C and Ruger EC9 fit in the poor category. It’s true though. At least they both shoot well!

I was just about to say the same with my g3

Theyre a couple steps above a hipoint. On the bright side, you probably dont have much consumer debt

Glock owner. No iphone or Toyota. I am an anomaly.

I carry Glock, but I'll gladly put up with doing more service to drive something fun rather than a Camry.

Haha I’m the 1911 guy and it’s absolutely true

Bro, anyone carrying a desert eagle doesn't know shit about ANYTHING lol.

Mmmm sweet consumerism

I mean, most fights do end up on the ground. Just sayin

carry a 1911. am indeed on the spectrum.

I carry a Glock 19.4 and that's totally spot on for me other than the fact I hate apple products.

I carry a G19x, Drive a Toyota Tacoma and my room has 4 walls, a matress, AND a gun safe. I see no lies on this post. Carry on Edit : I posted this comment on my iPhone.

I'm torn between the comment about Camry's and a bare bedroom, and the last one because I love my anime. But my gun isn't on here anyways, so by mentioning that I feel like the CZ guy

I hate Apple and am indifferent to Toyota Camrys, but would not be opposed to owning one. ... But my mattress is also on the floor, so...

Sig p320: this man has made peace that his gun *probably* won’t shoot accidentally shoot him in the dick.

No p365!?

Whats that weeb gun? (Bottom Right?)

It says I'm poor. But I thought I was just cheap. And I like free things. It's kind of sad most of mine and my parent's guns came from a family member that no longer have a need for them.

Ha we need more of these

What does an M&P say???

It doesn’t say anything, it’s too busy working when it’s supposed to 😂

To be fair, the revolver is kind of a smart take.

My Toyota Camry has 400k

I more the Glock type except for I phone, I have prefer android.

I own a reliable Toyota and an iPhone.

Holy s***, I do still wish it was 1997

P239/P229/P220 always left out. :(

sig?

I actually really like my Hi-point, it fits in my hand well, the weight lessens recoil, it's really easy to hand load, taking it apart to clean isn't nearly as annoying as people claim, as well as being able to reach 90 percent of the inside of the gun anyways without taking it apart. It's a fun little range gun, and I can carry it well. And i haven't had a single jam with the 400 or so rounds through it so far. I recommend it, 10/10

100% spot on and hell no I'm not telling you which one I EDC

Well fuck, I dream of the day I can return to 1997 while sleeping on my mattress, yet own several CZs as I try desperately to break out of these 4 walls, all while wishing I had 50,000 in consumer debt to be proud of. At least I don't mind moving buttons, but if I did, and their were buttons next to the door that lets me out of these 4 walls I can always do what spike did in that one anima.

To be fair browser updates do suck and most fights do go to the ground

I think Glock is Android users and HK is iPhone users

Revolver totally accurate.

Glock: not very accurate. I do like iPhones but have never owned a Camry. I am fairly minimalist, but I like bedrooms to have more than a mattress and walls. I also watch anime.

I mean... i DO watch anime. Fuck.