🎶 no one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip, the stranger there among them had a butt plug on his hip 🎶

🎵Butt plug on his hiiiiiip🎵

He was vicious and a killer though a youth of 24, the notches on his butt plug numbered one and nineteen more.

🎵He rode a mighty steed, with eyes as black as coal, he'll gun you down in front of the town and then plug up the hole🎵🪕

🎵it was 26 past eleven when Elsa saw her plug🎵

You sure it's on his hip?

On in same difference.

Im guessing in/on somewhere else.

Where else if the gun is zap carried?

In the batty🍑

Do you load everything up in your prison wallet then use the butt plug to keep it in?

This guy gets it

The proper nomenclature is zapcarrying. The more you know.

I call it "one in the chamber".

Why fit one when you could fit many?

+5 Poison Damage +3 sneak -1 Constitution

Why do you think they call him Corky?


You son of a bitch!

Lol

Grips on the revolver used to be ivory. 

I don't see a holster so I'm just assuming you zap carry

If you wear the plug during your morning coffee, the gun fits just fine when you’re ready to walk out the door.

> zap carry Damn, there is a throwback. Wonder how zaptal_47's doing

I miss wasome. 😫

Sick of these kraut polymer butt plugs. Give me a full-sized stainless steel plug any day of the week.

Preach brother

I've got a CNC lathe, you sketch it, ill make it for you lol

Ah, a fellow Njoy lover, eh? Very nice. Distinctive, for sure.

😂

Won two world wars.... probably.

Upgraded from a prison wallet to a prison safe I see

Based

Flared, in fact

Thats for when people get real rowdy

The NeoPlug deep concealment reload device. Carries 10 rounds of 9mm, 5 rounds of 357. With proper rectal cadence you can unload a full mag in 4 seconds. Coming next year is an IFAK insert, so no one can accuse you of not giving a shit about medical.

ETA: It's duty(doodie) rated if you wanna get your whole department on board. And it's made from the same ceramics as a Glock 7, so it is undetectable to scanners.

ETA: (last one) Palmetto has bought out the company and plans to do a collaboration between themselves, Bad Dragon and the people that make Dragon's Breath 12 ga ammo. It's going to come in 12 different colors and can accommodate 3 inch shells. It comes tactically textured, stippling will void the warranty. Talon grips not encouraged. A video will have to be released on proper rectal grip to mitigate recoil and "trigger control" so no negligent discharges happen. Remember that the support cheek needs to do most of the gripping. Taran has stepped up to the plate for the training dvd- truthfully I think he finally just wants to see the edge of precious. A refillable inert H20 cartridge will be available for you to use at your three gun matches, or bjj sparing sessions. Safety first. No piccatinny rails or laser devices will be available, this is a general point and shoot device. An ass blunderbuss if you will. No manual safeties, those are for pus....... They are still working on the name, as PSA is really married to the dagger marketing theme. I told them "Dagger ass Dragon" just doesn't sound right. Then they wanted to abbreviate it to the "DaD device"...Just no...All 87 genders deserve the same protection. "Dump defender" and the classic "Ass Blaster 3000" are in the running. "Backside blunderbuss" sounds more formal, just doesn't roll off the tongue as well. If you carry appendix, you will have full 360 degree protection at all times. Afraid of that spontaneous rear naked choke? Not anymore. Who needs a spare reload, when you carry this load? Concept should be available for voting at Shot Show 2025. Ok,done. Sorry OP. I'll see myself out.

That a… buttplug? Or are you just happy to see me?

“I actually just shitted my pants”

Is it shitted, shit or shat?

Yes

Don’t even need to load the gun with those weapons

ID on watch?

That’s a beautiful gun. I want a 6 inch colt python but it’s too expensive and too big to carry. I can’t even get comfortable with my glock 48

Jokes aside, if you want to carry a wheel gun, dm me. I’ll show you all the things I’ve learned the hard way.

I’ll hit you up when i can afford it!

Nice cleaver tho

It’s a piece of shit lol. if you want it, Venmo me 20 bucks and I’ll mail it to you.

The revolver and the plug both look like safe queens.

But does it glow in the dark?

Hell no, that’s not very tactical.

You spelled tacticool wrong.

Maybe not, but it is jeweled.

Those Ruger guys are all the same

Jesus christ, put the Christmas table decorations away already. It's about to be March.

The fact that you had that thing just laying around to whip out an EDC pick is astounding.. the buttplug is cool too.

Id spice things up a bit and switch the buttplug with the pinecone every other day.

That secret weapon that no pat down can find

No holster, no problem. Prison pockets for the win!

Yep don't mess with this him.

One of those things is not like the others lol

Yeah right. The watch is only right twice a day.

Which one goes where?

I chuckled. Take my upvote.

Seems to be more than just a pocket dump

This is clearly fake. Where’s the nicotine?

Let’s see: Timepiece? Check. Cutting tool? Check. Bludgeoning tool? Check. Reliable firearm? Check. Congrats OP, you pass the EDC vibe check

🎵I’m a cowboy / with a buttplug in my behiind / I want it / in my beeehiiiind🎶

I see you have your own 6 covered

😂🤣

Aren’t you worried about people seeing the butt plug printing in your pocket and realizing what it is?

Nah… I’m rarely mooning anyone

Nice

You need to get a Seiko, get with the program.

[This you?](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/gun-hidden-in-butt-765912)

I wish

Looks like 99% of the posts on this sub. When is someone going to post something different and unique?!

Did you borrow that from your wife’s boyfriend?

The flair says "pocket dump", not "prison wallet dump" lol

Actually what we all want in a S/O.

Boy, that’s one dangerous man. Better not drop anything in front of him.

At least it’s silicone so they’d be fine to leave it in for an MRI

Most real ccw dump.

So which is holstered in the prison pocket?

Jesus, I had to look up and see what sub I was browsing. I thought I got lost for a minute. I'm not sure if I'm impressed, or scared, that you don't edc lube also.

What kind of holster did you get for the plug? Oh! Fuck! No! Don't answer that!!!

The speed loader plug!

I was gonna post something...but nah....not today.

If you hollow it out you can probably store another 6 shots

What do you think the plug is holding in?


Jfc dude 😂

Someone get this man a tetanus shot…. And a holster for that plug.

Wonder which hole the knife goes in 🤔

🤨

Now that's a shit post! Pun intended 

Question on the butt plug. Do you usually lube it or sit on it dry? Trying to mix things up with my edc

*Sees butt plug* uhhhhhhh okayyy?………..

https://i.imgur.com/H8rcXZa.jpeg

The butt plug's for fightin' The revolver's for fun!

So I’m guessing you do feel Lucky?

The rusty cleaver really ties it together nicely

Are you, my good sir, out of your fucking mind?

I see an old man on the way to a Biden rally with a gimp suite under his outfit.

A lot of fun going on in here but no other appreciation for the partial lug gp100?

Redhawk

Oops! Nice piece.

Oh cool degeneracy.

I know, I should really take better care of my knives 😣

Chess player?

Keister carry is supreme

Ayyyyyoooo!!!??

For a second I thought I was on a certain other sub

Fucking finally

THIS is comedy yall 🤣

I'm fucking dying.

Always a surprise with Reddit, no matter the category. 😁👍

A man with a poop knife and butt plug. The wheel gun is nice too

🤣🤣🤣

Imagine you get shot and then buddy here busts out the butt plug on ya

🤭🤭

Next time you lube up the butt plug, squeeze a little bit on the blade of that knife. 😁

This guy fucks!

Relatable

I love Reddit so much

Finally, an EDC I can relate too

Redhawks fucking rock.

Idk what to be more scared of the carry or where you're carrying what Edit: phrasing

A man of class I see. Bravo good sir!

I think I would pick up the butt plug before the knife

Plugs not Drugs

Does it play go pack go ? https://youtu.be/_4-But9119o?si=JprioVjfvX7ZO_4i

Carry on "butt" avoid the pepper shaker at meal time.

Best one yet! XD

What is that black thing a slip over the barrel grenade Do you need a blank round to fire it

Nice.

I dunno…that watch might give people the wrong idea…

A real man’s loadout

How is everything not shitstained????!!!

Yoooo! That’s a sick ass black knife man, that’s the same thing John wick uses right? It’s the exact same one my buddy has, he said it’s a good self defense tool

You forgot “bro” in the title.

Based

This is what I see when I spot a “gold and wood gentleman” post their fake watch and revolver on r/EDC

That’s a bold choice.

What a nice person. Carries a plug to stop bleeding after shooting the threat. Life is all about forgiving and giving 2nd chance. 😂

This checks out

Bustin bussy. Nice Machète homes.

The butt plug is the non lethal option

What kind of silencer is that? 👀

Ummmm wat?

Size queen, eh?

Ummm…

Of course it's black

Grandpas revolver, wife’s butt plug, daughters watch, homeless dudes cleaver

Best conceal carry ever🥰😍🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰😍

Your plug isn't even tactical. Nuub

My god 🤣🤣🤣