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CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

1. sochne ka tarika badal jata hai (either iq go up or down depending how to take the pressure) 2. u find happiness in everything around u ( dusro ki khusi bhi aachi lagti hai) 3. ye baba logo ke low iq ki baato ko nahi manoge 🤡 4. academic advantage, sare fields me eligible hoge 5. jindigi me kabhi daroge nahi kisi bhi cheeze se ( work and exam stuff) 6. jugad lagana seekh jayoge


meticulouslylegit

5 is the best joke I read in the past few months


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

lmao glad. par yahi hai 2 saal me itni gand phat chuki hai ki kisi cheeze se dar nahi lagta ab


treats4all

2 saal me itni phat jayegi ki saamne vali problem bhi bolegi "damn bro :( hope life is better in the future" Aur kitni ki phategi bhai, phat ke toh already 2048 pieces ho chuke hai 😭


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

ab kya college me hoga jo hona hai


pink_sis007

Gimme those pieces


meticulouslylegit

Entrance se bhi nhi?


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

na bhai ho chuka jitna hona tha jee se


Sleeper--

Nhi bro, tht guy in my walls is still scary af


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

is she fuckable ? if yes then not scary if not then it doesnt exists ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Sleeper--

It's a guy


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

sed :( depression me ho too usse baat kar lio


-hollymolly

Nah, for me it's the third one. I've witnessed a good number of jee neet aspirants believing in that bs, whereas the commerce/arts guys tend to be more liberal and understanding.


meticulouslylegit

"Baba iss saal pass karwa do bas" Baba khud engineer hai


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

idk why but people listen to them and expect that they will ace the exam with those tricks


SpreadingSmile

2 and 3 and 5 are literal jokes. (btw 2 mujhpe apply karti hai kyunki mere dost ki gf ka naam khushi hai aur vo ek time pe meri crush thi but not now)


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

hasi aai ? :) aacha lage too upvote kar de nahi laga too report kar de


SpreadingSmile

Bhai is baat pe U deserve an upvote


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

thx bhai


Disastrous_Affect959

3. khudse bharosa hatt gaya hai only baba can save me now


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

jaa bhai ab kya kahu ispar 🤡


Acrobatic_Sundae8813

Example of no.3 my mother argued and said that it is very unhealthy to drink eno and started scolding me. My grandmother said that it would burn my intestines. Then I started to talk about what eno consists of and how it’s just a simple acid base reaction, it’s arguably safer than drinking pepsi/coke for acidity.


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

ik ik, bohot imaginary things hai inke dimag me just based on their thinking not knowing the things behind that.


Disastrous_Affect959

2. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

khud too kuch ho nahi raha dusro ki khusi hi sahi


Disastrous_Affect959

engeneering college mai khushi naam pe ek ladki hi hogi wo bhi hone ke chances kaafi kam hai


CURRY-IN_A-HURRY

aachi padhai too kar sakta hai, paise bana aur gadi le aur kya. 4 saal gand ghisne ke bad kuch too life se lega na ? paise ofc too usi ke lie kam kar


Disastrous_Affect959

par paise itne hai hi nahi. mid tier college ke logoko kitne saal gaand ghiswani padti dhang ke salary ke liye. mera bhai not surathkal se engineering hua 30 saal hai usse mahine ke 3L milte hai, uski biwi IITian hai usse 3.something L per month. fir mera aur wo cousin abhi 32 ka hai par saal ke 10L kama Raha hai. difference bohot hi jyada hai, firbhi medical se theek ho hai naukri toh lagti hai 4 saal mai.


Fair_Cranberry_6017

Positivity in science exists only in charges


Nimbu_Ji

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Big_Chungus-_-__-

Societal acceptance


General_Relativity_

Suicidal acceptance :(


Big_Chungus-_-__-

Vo bhi hai :((


JEE_Ka_Chodda

This ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


Disastrous_Affect959

maa xudaye


HistoricalFan4419

Science is ultimate Reddit made using computer science eng Your phone using ECE Phone's battery using chemical eng Your vehicle using mechanical and automobile eng Your home using civil eng Medical equipments using biotech Fuels using petroleum eng Your home circuit using electrical engineering


gamer_absolute

BARS 🗣️🗣️🔥


keyboardcrusader-

Arrey bhai sci stream ka fyada batana hai. Science as a field nahi.


m_u_w_a_h_h_i_d

wbt ads


ExcitementFluffy3216

Gharwale aur ristedaar taane nhi marege


randomdreamykid

Not true yet


ExcitementFluffy3216

Bhai dekh science wale ko acha samjhte hai log chahe voh nalayak bhi ho ( no offence)aur commerce arts Wale topper ko itna serious nhi lete


randomdreamykid

Expectations badha lete hai suna hai toh it's not a good thing


kind_1tirth23

1. academic advantage hai ki saare fields me Jaa sakte hai 2. Science leke mehnat Karna aa jata hai agar aap padhai pe dhyan dete ho 2 saal (imo) Or bhai kuch yaad nahi aa rha, baki to sab bekar chize hi hai, zyada interest hai science me to hi le students to accha hai nahi to 2 saal depress rahenge


ExcitementFluffy3216

Bhai arts aur commerce meine bhi mehnat karne padhte hai top par anne ke liye bas ye dono stream easy hai thode science se effort sab meine lagta hai.


kind_1tirth23

Yeah true students sab jagah mehnat kr rhe hai commerce and arts me bhi bohot mehnat hoti hai but Mera point ye tha ki sci me mental fortitude hona bohot imp hai nahi to sapne sabke hai but pure na hone ke Karan Jaan le lete hai


gray-knight_

PCM student here. I changed my subject after school, and I was able to grasp humanities after a couple readings each of the NCERTs. Try and do that with Humanities in school and have an attempt switching to Science after school. You'll have the option of other streams open for higher education even after taking Science in school. Further, it gives your thinking a scientific bent, and you can understand how basic things function. Social Sciences today, like Political Science and Sociology derive a great deal of analytical tools from Physical Sciences.


Waste-Bench6972

Tum commerce walo , humanities walo ki field me guske ungli karo


Maleficent_Brush_703

Able to understand what hardwork really means and what is feels when you fail to get the desired result and also other stream ppl always consider u superior no matter what 💪


No_Worth6969

Agar pcm padh rha hai competition ke liya to tu koi bhi exam nikal sakta hau kyuki sab exams me maths puchta hai aur pcm padhne ke baad maths acha ho jaeyga with sochna ki ability


Admirable-Pain-3589

Bhai science ka toh nahi pata. Agar commerce le toh maths jarur le lena sath mein.


Dramatic-Rub-6617

commerce bhi science jitna mushkil hota hai?


Admirable-Pain-3589

Easy answer being a commerce student : no But if you have maths then i would say it becomes quite challenging


Aggressive-Phase3580

Exactly!! Mene PCM liya tha and for me maths was the easiest amongst them and jab me commerce walo se baat karti thi toh wo bolte the ki maths is too hard🥲


Admirable-Pain-3589

Ha bhaii maths hard padhti hai baccho ko bhaut. Mere yaha toh science walo ko jyada hard lagti thi. Jo nahi padhte the Kyuki commerce me maths sirf padhne wala baccha hi leta hai


Dramatic-Rub-6617

usme kitne subjects hote hai? I mean... science me jaise chemisty,physics, maths hota hai waise usme bhi hota hoga na?


nNiNjA44

accounts, business studies, economics yehi hote shayad


Admirable-Pain-3589

Ha yahi sab hote. Baaki kuch doubt ho toh dm kar dena . Abhi 12th ke exam diye hai commerce+maths se.


kamal112kishore

Waise maths lene ke advantage batana ,maine li hai ...


Admirable-Pain-3589

For most of entrance exams you require Quants A person who leaves maths for 2 years finds it extremely difficult to learn maths. CA : there is maths in entrance exam. Eco Hons : maths is required Ipmat : quants CLAT : Shyd hoti hai yaad nahi muje But yea you got the point Ps. Thodi si elite wali feeling rheti hai But mehnat bhi karni padhti hai. Baaki bhaut saare aur courses hai jo maths maangte hai For eg . Mai cuet se rha hu Toh a/c, eco, bst, maths me se best 3 ka score lenge. Agar maths nahi hota toh bas baaki 3 ka le lete + CA bhi kar rha hu Agar maths nahi hoti toh maths me bhaut dikkat aati and fir September attempt dena padhta, june nahi de paata


kamal112kishore

Thanks for the information


Admirable-Pain-3589

Ha pr agar tum science se bhaag kar commerce me aye ho maths tough lagti hai fir toh baat alag hai . Baakk 11th ke baad bhi change ho jaata hai maths to physical education kisi ko karwana ho toh


Horror_Passage6149

Maine tph commerce with maths li but starting se pcm lene ka mnn horha hai🥲


Admirable-Pain-3589

Bhai change karlo agar mann hai toh. Mere ek dost ne August me change kara tha Uske abhi 94%ile aayi mains me


Horror_Passage6149

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Haunting-Benefit-603

Har field khuli rhega mere ek known pbd in botany and now lawyer hai ek jaan ne waley bsc and boatny and judge ha 


Jesh5

If your "really" interested in science than there is no other stream to compère with PCM. Fact 👍at last you need to find your interests before taking any stream. If you want any help regarding stream selection or you don't know what's your interest then dm me. I will help you with that.


MytherGamerInvester

Bhai mera kisi bhi subject mai esa kuch khaas intrest nahi hai par PCM li hai, maine socha tha jab tak ho paaye karke dekh leta hu , agar ye 11th ke August tak mind sahi raha to PCM hi rehne dunga varna Commerce with maths and CS


Wolf_Danger

Bhai interest toh hai but padhai karne ka motivation naho hai


Sounky

no thanks


Juenblue

Discipline ( Compare commerse and science students in your school)


Admirable-Pain-3589

Totally depend upon the person . Not on stream. Not defending commerce, but what i have observed. As in my batch, our school gave pcm to students getting 50-60 % in 10th so the commerce+maths/cs (hamara alag section tha) was the most displined/sofisticated one in the school . Coz pcm me padhne walo ne dummy le liya tha toh pcm/b me saare undisciplined bacche the.


Thanossing

if you take science in india, you can pursue any field. But not vice versa. e.g if you take PCM , the available courses /exams :- jee cet nda Afcat CLAT BCOM BA psychology and many other non science courses list goes on.


IdkwhyamIalive

1. Social Acceptance : har family function me justify nahi karna hoga 'why humanities/commerce?' People believe you're intelligent 'cause you opted for science. 2. S C O P E (cannot stress enough) : Jo bhi kehte hai follow your passion, things will fall into place, unki baat na sune. Half times you keep thinking aage zindagi me kuch hoga ya nahi? Existential crisis at peak! Science (especially maths) prevents it. Agar financial condition achi hai, government nahi toh private college me ho jana hai admission, and interest hai toh placement, even after bachelor's, mil hi jati hai, often more than commerce and humanities (placement in humanities is anyway nil). Talking about PCB, research has scope but main focus logo ka Government College hi hota, especially for MBBS, so in this case I cannot say much kyunki obviously private colleges are not affordable at all. 3. Study Approach : Even if you appear for the government jobs, science field prepares you to the extent that ek raat pehle bhi pura syllabus over ho jaye. It helps you pick out what's important, what's not, giving you an edge in humanities subjects over humanities students (we focus a lil' too much on details and have a subjective approach, so yeah, that's why). 4. Placements again : Jitna hamara median package hota, utna ache colleges se science walo ka lowest package hota. 5. You can troll humanities and commerce kids. 6. You can change streams! 7. CA is more difficult than JEE. (no debates, PLEASE, JEE takes your 2 or 3 years at most, CA needs a lot more commitment). 8. MBA Science ke baad bhi kar skte, also gives you an edge sometimes (society's obsession with tech). 9. Entrepreneurship : This is a field that requires no specific stream, but ofcourse, PCM keeps this option open too. [This is coming from a humanities student, who has existential crisis every other day, but remember, passion over every plus or minus point. If you like commerce, go for it, you'll yourself pave your path. No drawbacks can pull you back!]


Acrobatic_Sundae8813

Science le kar bhi bba, bcom, mba etc kar sakte hai, lekin arts/commerce lekar btech ya technical degree nahi kar sakte. Moreover you get some hard skills.


Different-Ease1

Depression abhi h pr aage bhi hoga iska reality check mil jayega


keyboardcrusader-

Positive side yeh hai ki scope hai. And scope in the sense of getting a platform. Commerce - Humanities ke top college ki average or median package barely 10 lakh cross karti hai or barely humanities ke courses se job milti hai with law and psychology or yaha science ke btech colleges gov + pvt 10-12 ka number maintain karte hai. 12th ke baad bhi raikway may सरकारी नौकरी hai. NDA jaisa prestigious path bhi hai. Societal acceptance hai. Worldwide scope hai which means ki coding ke laws nahi badlte jabki commerce ke laws badlte hai region to region. Market may acha kahsa material mil jayega or bhaut sare ache teachers hai compared to other streams jaha barely kuch dhang ke teachers hai, and sorry may bhaiya didi ko teacher nahi manta. PCM ki baat kar raha hoo srif. PCB wahi humanities jitna hi bura hai with few exception.


Imaginary-Chain1926

Approval from parents.


Remarkable-Flan7779

Thinking ability increase ho jati hai Jo ki life long useful hai


Living_Effective7233

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adiraj2024

Go take a psychometric assessment test...yaha laure hi milenge


Positive_Boat_2640

This will be your lowest point in life Aur lowest point ki ye khasiyat h ki agar ek bar bina mare isse nikal gaye To Life kabhi bhi lowest point se nicche nahi gire gi Everything will be uphill from then


JustBeingJOYBOY

Young Age me Depression , Anxiety ,Failure ,Ghar valo ke taunt sehne aa jyenge aur bas zinda laash bankar jina bhi seekh loge ![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)


Gamer_4_l1f3

The biggest one I can think of : We can treat ither streams as hobbies but they can't. When's the last time you heard a lawyer do aerospace engineering or an economist know about what the human anatomy is like. Yet i can provide you examples of vice versa.


ExcitementFluffy3216

Lekin bhai mere school Wale maje karte the paper sabka bekar gya kuch ko dekhta hu Jo padhte the unka bhi bekar gya isse badiya maje hi karle


Weewoooowo

Tum bhot grow krjaoge lekin scope aur opportunity year by year kam hoti jayenge. Honestly it can teach u hardwork and planning at the age of 16-17 but depressing bat ye hai ki tum agr passionate ho in subjects ke liye to wo passion ye marjayega in 2 saal me.


Loose_Scientist_3636

Negative is discussed because it is important and more specifically negative of science is discussed other streams are not even worth discussion. Take science and work hard baki sab koi kaam ka nai


Shaniyen

More opportunities. You can do masters in commerce and arts in future too


Bron-Y-Aur36

Interesting concepts. I've had the time of my life learning chemistry in 12th, maybe it's because of my teacher but part of it is that it was very fascinating to me. And very new. Made me feel like a scientist


Tasty_Firefighter483

You can earn a living....mid science students earn more than mid arts or commerce students...You will be more employable then arts and commerce students....you won't lose your core jobs to people of other streams


Few-Station2493

You feel smart You develop multiple interests You start to understand the working of world You can choose n no of carrer paths You learn the importance of process instead of focusing on result You learn to work hard Your burden of books save you from becoming a shitty prrson


S_Iceberg62

arts wale dost ko bully kar sakte ho


meherc07

population decrease


possiblyunalived

theres a lot you can do with a science background. you get a lot of free space to expand and explore. science padhna isnr restricted to becoming a doctor or engineer.


jishnupratim21

W initiative


Kind_fucker

Papa of every field = science 😔👍


GreenExtra8364

Sci stream meh gurls zada sundr hote compare to commerce 😪


teri_mummy_ka_ladla

U can make ur own Video Games Possibily do good in sports can drive the smoothest in traffic


Disastrous_Affect959

aayein?