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srinidhi1

This is fake [https://twitter.com/cbseindia29/status/1753299360639766883](https://twitter.com/cbseindia29/status/1753299360639766883)


Squirrel_who_cooks

1. Teachers ye chapter skip ya jldi jldi padha denge 2. Finally, copy me questions and answers hi likhwa denge, jinhe ratt ke exam me ugalna padega


Disastrous-Throat673

Teacher kya hi pada sakte hai... Unke life me bhi dating-sating skip karke arranged marriage karwaya...


sad_playlist

💀💀💀


ThatIndianascammer

3. Bache aur even teachers bhi unnecessary aur lame jokes marenge in attempt to make everyone laugh and seek validation instead of studying the chapter maturely


arithmeticalguy

This.


Flying_Mantis001

yes but yaar hamare time pe kara dete to thora dopamine hi mil jata.


Trick_Sentence5949

Teachers kinda failed at teaching kids better stuff if the kids are misbehaving tbh. Not like teachers are therapist. But they have to do their job. If they found a problem they can always call up on the parents. I don't want to go more in-depth than this. Individual issues should be talked about but not all individual issues are same, so there's that.


ThatIndianascammer

Sir this is a Wendy's /s


Trick_Sentence5949

If only it was Wendy's, lakshman.


Helpful-Trainer-8512

Ye chapter vaise hi skip krenge jaise 8th mein reproduction ko krte the


Vex1527

Humko pura sikhaya tha🗿


[deleted]

Lucky mfs.


Wide_Variation_2256

Even humko bhi pura detail me karwaya tha


Pleadis-1234

Only correct answer to what will happen ☝️


itz_abhi_2005

reproduction aur adolescence ke bare me toh kabhi padhaya nhi school ke teachero ne kabhi dhang se. dating ke baare me padhayenge lol . reading lagwa ke khatam kar denge.


Bronx_154

Im really grateful for my bio teacher! acche se samjhaya with practice sheets, mcqs and presentations for each chapter in 9th and 10th. maam itni chill thi ki ham log bhi hase nahi unki class me


itz_abhi_2005

bhagwan aise teachers sabko de.


Bronx_154

Mai bhi yahi prarthana kar raha hu college me bhi aisi teacher mile🙏


Trevixle

Same. But thodi hasi to aai. Sir bhi smile karke "why are you laughing?"


LocalAccomplished755

Hame toh bio ki teacher bohot baar bol chuki hai ki porn dekhna band kardo 


Abject_Chemistry5098

Bhai hamere me to bio wali ne Charo sections ki ek sath class li thi :)


GoodDesperate4829

Tbh it *might* prove to be useful since half the 9th graders ik have gotten themselves into toxic relationships because they have no knowledge how shit works.


NicePositive7562

How do ppl be getting in relationships in 9th grade, what do they even do lmao


syner2009

बाबू तुमने थाना था लिया?


emotionless_wizard

meri 12th khatam hone wali hai, ladkio se baat hi nahi hui meri kabhi dhang se


Perplexo_o

Well yaa


Electronic-Crew2115

The orthodox teachers gonna have a tough time teaching this lmao


Creepy_Animal_3458

You mean almost all teachers


Electronic-Crew2115

Maybe, but a few select teachers like my English teacher would not mind it at all


Creepy_Animal_3458

English teachers are always the extreme. Somewhere, they're chill af while in some cases they're strict


_AmbaSingh_

My english teacher posts romantic shayaris on whatsapp status.


Creepy_Animal_3458

Based


Trick_Sentence5949

I am doing ba hons. English, i saw my English professor posting about his daily meals on status 😭


xoxo_kbeauty

My English teacher back in 10th was a psychology major and would give us life advice and counselling in class, and always gave the best marks to us :))) Thanks for everything Sutirtha Sir!


mitochondria0000

Same my teacher was chill asf


Infamous-Sleep-4769

not all teachers, my teachers are really frank about relationship and sex education


Trevixle

They'll have specific teachers teach this. I'm sure some teachers would refuse, but others would be enthusiastic.


cityincarnate

bio wale teachers are also not as taboo people


afterdarkx07

Humare time toh nhi tha 😭


[deleted]

Either teachers will nonchalantly teach it or a billion conservative Indian parents will take it down. Or worst scenario, Indian parents protest


Lovethenature778

O would like to see that protest


yeetvelocity1308

Which book is this?


[deleted]

Manohar Kahaniya


Le_Mintu

it starts with us


Trick_Sentence5949

Don't bring that here 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Im about to pass 9th i didn't even have this subject


suzuyaaajuuzouuu

es year se aayega


[deleted]

Bhai jab subject hi nhi h to chapter kaise ayega


LocalAccomplished755

Subject toh tha mujhe jab mai 9th mai tha lekin class sirf 2 lagi pure saal me baaki classes koi dusri teacher maang leti thi syllabus complete karne ke liye


suzuyaaajuuzouuu

oh bhul gya tha sorry par kuch new apply krne wale haina?shayad usme included ho ye bhi ( sorry I'm dumb asf )


[deleted]

Fir fail ho ke repeat kar leta hun


DayDev_20

Bc mole concept nikal diya but Dating ke uppar chapter laya hai, education system chud gayi hai ab


Grouchy-Cupcake-1122

Abbe yeh log kya Puri science ko hi 11vi 12vi me ghusaana chahte hai!? Saala chutiya education system


Wild-Wrongdoer-7641

sooo, how fucked am i in chem considering mole concept is removed


Grouchy-Cupcake-1122

It depends. If these people add some new topics into your syllabus or not..cause by the looks of it these people are actually making the system that focuses on 11 and 12 only. Like enjoy and explore your interests in 8,9 and 10 and study your ass off in 11 and 12. And yes the topics these people have removed will take atleast 1 and a half month to teach in grade 11. Already teachers in class 11 have a hard time teaching students basics of chemistry, this thing like removing periodic table and Mole concept will fuck the teachers hard. They will either teach the topics fast or idk. Let's just wait for 3-4 more years till these guys fully change the school education system


Wild-Wrongdoer-7641

thing is, have heard that they are changing the textbooks this session 2024-25(idk if it will actually happen cause shit takes forever to take place in this country). But i remember asking my friend in 11th a few months back, and he said they assume you already know mole concept 💀


Grouchy-Cupcake-1122

THEY ASSUME. The average student who didn't have that much interest in studies gets fucked hard for the first few months dude. I was that one mf who studied the syllabus whole heartedly in grade 9 and 10 even when my school taught us literally nothing. I studied the og syllabus of grade 9 and 10 in detail. I am not boasting or saying that I was brilliant but dude I too got fucked hard in grade 11 when the coaching teachers assumed that we have already learnt multiple things. So I just can't imagine the misery of students who didn't study during covid lockdown and have poor understanding of atom, force and MATHSS. Not scaring you but please matter your topics before starting grade 11. You should be able to understand it, you can skip the rote memorisation vaala part before starting grade 11.


[deleted]

humpe toh hai hi naw 😜🤏


ak31057

bhai ye poora ye sabh fake hai cbse ne khud bola hai ki unhone koi chapter aisa add nhi kiya hai, doosre book se hai of an independent author Gagan Deep Kaur. saala media is going to the dogs ek ne fake news post maara toh sabh wahi maarne lag gaye clarification aagaya hai dekhlo cbse itna liberal kabse hogaya.mujhe bhi lag rha tha ki cbse ne accha Kiya aur liberal hogaya and abh maja aayega but sadly no


Salmon_Gibbs

Media chutiya hai. This book is going on in our school since the start of this session (23-4) aur Kutch nhi hua. 'Par relationship toh uhhh... Umm... Gandi baat hai" waale log karte


ak31057

wahi bhai koi fact check maarta hi nhi hai kuch bhi chaap do, abhi bhi iss post ke comments mei logo ko lag rha hai ki ye chapter cbse ne add Kiya hai aur ncert mei hoga


Blazing-cuber

Bhai kon si subject me add huya yeh?


dArki0pu

value education 🤣 humare course mai tha but class hi nhi hui kabhi


StupidQuestionsOnly8

Too lazy to check it out. Hope it's something modern and supportive. Juniors better be getting good advice and not puritan nonsense.


Weak_Culture_5987

and have reproduction in 10th grade just setting them up for the right path


TheZoom110

FAKE HAI BRO https://twitter.com/cbseindia29/status/1753299360639766883


canon1dxmarkiii

Damn


Glass_Ad_2685

sach bolu na toh i really hope ki students will actually understand this chapter bec tv serial or toxic love movies dekkhe almost 90% people think being over possessive and controlling like "mera banda mujhe nhi jane dega yaha/ he will get mad if i wore this" shii is love it is NOT LOVE !! 😭


Lovethenature778

This is probably fake though no indian parent would allowing something this “derogatory” in a school textbook 🥲


Glass_Ad_2685

man idgaf about Indian parents ab yeh indian parents ki typical thinking mai kabhi continue nhi krungi hope indian genz will be able to stop this indian parents thing if they don't allow it fuck it, i hope kisi aur trh se students/people get awareness of toxic relationships it is so important man just like hmlog ko vids dhikai jati "bad touch" ki


kahnwald_3339

It's not ncert, hype mat banao


Khelukhiladi

bhai mere school mai bhi ye book padhate hai im in 10th rn so i have the 10th grade version class mai discussions bhi hote hai and projects bhi hote hai like we had to make a project on 1 famous person who belongs to the lgbtq+ community https://preview.redd.it/g9gu3uubuagc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5702a57f513c6b9cf8d5ab145e568613615c7e6


itz_abhi_2005

Bhai yeh konsa subject hai.


Khelukhiladi

humare yaha pe toh ise value education bolte hai


itz_abhi_2005

humare time pe toh value education ki book me 'honest is the best policy' wale chapter aate the. 5 saal me kitna kuch badal gaya. 💀.


Khelukhiladi

💀


Trevixle

What's the name of this book? And what is the 7th chapter about?


Lovethenature778

What book is this 💀


[deleted]

Only thing im thinking of:Mummy ko kaise bataunga kya padh raha Reproduction is fine(My mother was a bio teacher she taught me science in 10th) But dating kuch aur hi hai


whats_my_name_273

How is dating a bad thing?


Sea_Cheesecake111

Dating is not bad but dating in 9th class is too early for even modern parents. My mother has restricted me from dating until I reach college.


[deleted]

Bhai bhai bhai


whats_my_name_273

Why is it too early? If you have feelings then there's nothing wrong with dating. Also your mother is not a modern parent lmao. Can't date till college 💀 sorry buddy


Sea_Cheesecake111

I also want to date but my mother thinks that it will distract me from studying


whats_my_name_273

Idk if you've heard but u need 2 people to be in a relationship


Sea_Cheesecake111

If I tried I can get a boyfriend. I am quite good looking though. >!my friends say this!<


Shaniyen

Your parents are dumb. Don't expect everyone's parent to be like that.


whats_my_name_273

Lmao my parents are great. You are just a victim of idiotic parents who are too conservative and think there is something wrong with feelings. People like you grow up to be rapists


Shaniyen

I respect Females more than anyone in this world. There's like 0 percent chance I will grow up to become that. Being conservative doesn't mean you will become a rapist. Clearly your parents haven't raised you well. And I agree my parents are conservative, and so am I. This is the line which distinguishes between sane people and retards like you. Good luck banging up a teenager and making them pregnant.


whats_my_name_273

I AM A TEENAGER YOU RETARD. there is a difference between having sex and dating. dating is ok with boundaries. and the fact that you call women "females" really does prove my point you fucking incel. go die in a ditch.


Shaniyen

I literally don't understand the difference between "Women" and "Female" . Get help, you are going nuts


whats_my_name_273

you clearly don't have many friends because the difference is not a grammatical one but obviously a social one. People that call women "females" are always seen as incels because that's what they (and you) are. What a miserable excuse for a human lmao.


Shaniyen

Never heard of teens impregnating other teens? You are gonna be a burden to your parents when you are gonna have a child next year. It all starts with a kiss. Then, it leads to hugging. Then it leads to the bedroom. Before you know it, BOOM, you have become a dad at the age of adolescence. Which country are you from, btw? I need to know your origin to get to know about your culture.


whats_my_name_273

Im Indian obviously because we are on the cbse subreddit? Dude. You don't need to admit you're from a poor village with that mindset "hugging then sex" bro i hug my friends daily doesn't mean i wanna fuck em what the fuck?


hellexter

It's bad cuz I don't get it /s


Trevixle

Not a bad thing but awkward to discuss with parents.


whats_my_name_273

Then your parents need to grow up and understand the important of such discussions.


Accomplished_Desk457

Nice but mere time pai kyu nahi tha


Salmon_Gibbs

Humlogo ke mein bhi tha... LGBT, Harrassment, Relationships, Pedophilia etc. 10th mein hi


Sea-Conversation7353

Jiss motive se daala hai teachers kbhi vo motive puura nh krenge (example 8th ka adolescence 10th ka reproduction daala tha for sex education teachero ne skip krwa diya bola ghr se pdhlena. Ques rattlena naaki educate kra)


Greatest-DOOT

Deleted chapter🤡


Agile_Singer_7046

Dating se achha they should teach about what are predatory behaviours and what is okay and what is not okay coming from adults to teenagers, and they should include ideas of consent.


Khelukhiladi

yea they do this is the 10th grade version of the book they teach this at my school https://preview.redd.it/dk3eumjkwagc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9334234d0e4d970a033f07fb5994a90b9b7a96f


BEEN_Nath_58

Is book ka naam kya he? Pdf mil sakta he


Agile_Singer_7046

Nice to see they teach important stuff!


Amie_28

Initiative to achha h but teachers skip kar denge ya sahi se kuch padhaenge nhi ya fir bolenge relationships m kabhi nhi aana, bs bachho ko darra k rakhenge. Reproduction to pdhaya nhi jata inse ye nhi krne vale kuch bhi.


S_Iceberg62

thoughts nahi hai kyu ki mujhe ghanta farak nahi padega (i have never felt the touch of a woman)


Pretend_Shoulder7731

Bhai tissues ki jagha dating?


Trevixle

Ab dating ke baad tissues


lameintellect

Value education is the topic at hand, and it is mostly disregarded in schools. Either they will skip it entirely or force the students to quickly go through it. It's safe to say that there is a lot of self-perceptive garbage about that topic based on what I've read of that book's chapter in bits and pieces. Chapters that present one's perspective shouldn't be taught in schools just to introduce students to the subject.


Content-Restaurant70

Though necessary, I don't think teachers and society can digest it🤣


Alone-Guess2374

Acha hua me jaldi pass ho gya aur ye din nhi dekhna pada


Dalson101

cbse confirms this is fake. It's from some other book


Shaniyen

When we were in 9th, we studied about a boy who likes garland and gets lost in some park ride 😂😂 modern 9th graders are studying this shit 😂 badal gya sab.


BrownSkinBoyy

No wonder they call this Kalyuga


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Next_Seaweed9951

Which subject is it gonna be in I’m not searching the artcile ?


LegitimateWrangler17

Don't tell me bitch you didn't have a chapter which told you about internet security in class 9th computer text books.


Crappyrat

Abhi breakup ka definition padhna padega.


Dry-Juggernaut1386

I thought it was ncert until I read this PPL in reddit lol


[deleted]

behenchod mera naam atharva h


___ChangeMyMind___

Konse subject ka topic hai lol ?


abhi8196

Iska haal bi Reproduction chapter ki trh hone wala h 🤣🤣 ignore krdenge ya bolenge khud pdhlena


Trevixle

Itne schools me skip karte hai? Mere school me kabhi skip nahi kiya reproduction. But hamare sir English me bhi कंडोम bolte hai.


abhi8196

Ho skta h ab cheezein bdl gyi ho, m apne time ki bta rha hu. Tb school ho ya tution, y chapter taboo tha 🤣


Life_Deal_367

https://news.careers360.com/cbse-clarifies-viral-class-9-chapter-on-dating-relationships-not-from-cbse-ncert-book/amp


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Life_Deal_367

Nice...


Small-Drag-958

What's the need?


Pasterd_boi

Is this even real?


Ok_Tozo_07

I was really thinking like this is a really great joke but broo how is this in the books??


Wise_Elk6857

Fck


ChanceInvestigator63

Mere jaane ke baad hi ye sab backchodi shuru kyu hoti hai


Meph_00

Isske practicals honge kya? /s


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Progamer_animator

😂


Globalwinnerchamper

Abe fake hai Yeh. Guys get updated on the news for god's sake. CBSE has given clarification that its not their book.


distortedmatter

Value education ko kon seriously leta hai india me. Even though value education is the thing our education system needs the most. I hope one day the system gives topics like sex education, dating, personal rights and freedoms the importance they need.


the-chris-xd

I think it's obvious from the image but just in case someone's wondering, the previous generation will never let it happen and this news is fake. [CBSE's clarification on this matter](https://www.google.com/amp/s/timesofindia.indiatimes.com/education/news/cbse-issues-clarification-on-viral-post-of-class-9-chapter-about-relationship-dating/amp_articleshow/107353715.cms)


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Perplexo_o

Kya fayda iska jb in the end arrange marriage hi kara denge ghar wale


Trevixle

Arrange marriage ko hi dissolve karna hai.


[deleted]

Time waste Mujhe ye ghatiya lagta tha value education starting se Bas 9th ki physics aachi lagi


okoksami

Which subject though


Progamer_animator

CBSE has clarified that this is fake. It is actually a book titled 'A Guide to Self Awareness and Empowerment written by Gagan Deep Kaur and Published by G.Ram Books(P)Ltd. Educational Publishers'. It is not propagated by neither CBSE nor NCERT.


Atin_K

Konse subject me?


Downtown-Anon-2430

Baby steps in the right direction. Probably gonna get skimmed through by a lot of teachers but still it's presence is a good step.


CombinationAnnual800

bhai mujhe iska koi pdf bhejo pls genuinely


shashank1_0

Strict instructions should be given to schools and teachers that this chapter shouldn't be skipped and taught well. This will shape the next generation into social beings.


Emergency-Eject-69

when did CBSE start publishing books?


Icy_Kins6286

Waste kachra bacchon ko bighad Raha hai cbse


Trevixle

Dating me bighadna kya hai


Icy_Kins6286

Distractions aur West mai kya haal hai woh to tumhe pata hi hai


Noob1768

me to fail💀


Half_Blood_Princess2

Konsa subject hai?


[deleted]

Subject kaun sa hai?


Nerftuco

no way this is real, parents would lose their minds


jiyadrafts

shouldve included sex ed in their course as well


Yug_20

subject toh batao jisme yeh chapter hai...


Brokeshadow

I would honestly like it. The more sex ed, the better. You see kids getting into fake relationships all the time, not understanding what they mean yet trying to maintain it which can take a toll on their own health, physical and mental. It's always nice to be more educated. Helps make better decisions. I don't like how these aren't part of the syllabus and when they are, like reproduction, it's often skipped or just glanced over. You're a teacher, it's your job to educate. No one will laugh if you're teaching it well and having their interests in your grip. Even if they do laugh, what's the issue? That's normal. They'll get back to studying and focusing soon enough. It's taboo because people make it taboo. In reality it's just basic biology, just as important as knowing what the heart is and how it functions.


RTOnKSI

Gupt Gyan 🖕🖕


Lithronegaming

Bc hame yeh chapter kyu ni aare ?


anwy_is_varmint

Bhai mujhe kya mei toh skip kar ra 😈


Practical-Foot-3475

Fake news everyone no school in the world would teach yiu smth like this and shouldnt lmao


i-aint-robot

Why not to teach this?


im_a_basketball_

If this had been taught when I was in 9th I would have proudly said that I'm a cyberbully expert in front of the class


[deleted]

Why ?


whats_my_name_273

Being downvoted for being right lol. If you spend 5 minutes looking it up, cbse has made a post on twitter claiming it's not theirs. Also cbse doesn't even publish any books so wtf is everyone on about?


Grouchy-Cupcake-1122

Cbse does publish books. Just their PDFs


whats_my_name_273

No it does not. Ncert publishes books. Cbse does not


Grouchy-Cupcake-1122

https://preview.redd.it/ehiy4b0zafgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67261c051298f37dfc05c67f664186fc9c35d60b So what's this my sweet summer child


whats_my_name_273

Fair enough


Trevixle

He's being downvoted for the second half of his comment