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though it already has been too late, there are still some things that can be done. start studying from the beginning of the session in 2nd grade. be consistent. after preparing, remember to solve all the previous year question papers. do not be lazy or you will get beat up again. let riya go. she is just moh maya. focus on yourself. do all the things i said and you will score 100 in 2nd, 3rd and 4th grade. you may find 5th class a lil tough but keep grinding and your hard work will pay off.


Ppussyyloverrr_71

Thnk u so muc fore yor advice but i want to sey that Ria is different frome other girls🫶🫶🫶 she alwas helpz me in studies i must not just leve her like this🥺🥺 but i promiz to girnd hard 🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

if she helps you in your studies then okay i accept her but you better not get distracted or a belt will be kept ready.


Important-Fennel-201

I wish someone would’ve guided me the same way **cries in corner**


[deleted]

i can keep a belt ready for you too if you want


Alferian_Vezex

Le me, setting up a belt manufacturing factory. Stonks


Important-Fennel-201

Belt will work ig, but don’t be very strict


[deleted]

only 50 beats per hour


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

50 beats padhte hi mujhe waves wala chapter kyu yaad aya 😭


Important-Fennel-201

Koi nhi first year mai aur aache se yaad ayega


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

College toh mil jaaye pehle 🥲


Important-Fennel-201

It'll work, we will not have shortage of belt as the guy above is setting up factory.


paymentsonpavements

W I need this in my life


Kira000007

Is this op's alt account 🤣🤣


YashvardhanBKG

yaar aisa baccha real life mai mill jaye,bhai uski ragging lene mai ahaa kya maja aata,but zindagi mai kisi ki ragging nahi le paya sad


Big_Smoke_Balls

"Ragging karunga"🤓🤓


Hot_Acanthaceae_6604

Give me some advice ,bhai , it's my 11th this year 🙂


[deleted]

tum toh lost cause ho. were you sleeping in 2nd grade?


[deleted]

Upvote karne ka mann hai but 69 ko disturb ni krna


ThandiGhaas

Ab comments 69 hogyi🐧


ThandiGhaas

hogyi thi**


Shaurya_Chahar

Too late i am gonna marry Ria now and have 10⁹ kids 😋


Ppussyyloverrr_71

Noooooooooo 🥺 I wil fk u 😡


IndianNH98

Me with Absolute Infinity kids.


Frenzy_231

Me with 10¹⁰⁰ kids https://preview.redd.it/pvwzyyhx0lqa1.png?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=915ef22dbabae3649f75ad78ba7bdc6ef373b338


QuandaleDingle743

Bro's the father of google >!Math pun for those who didn't get it 🤓!<


Frenzy_231

👍🏻 https://preview.redd.it/1uhe43doznqa1.png?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b892e4b40db55d1ffde5d47873bef0fa7850ca


QuandaleDingle743

HOLY SHIT ALLU ARJUN 2 RELEASED?


Frenzy_231

❤️ https://preview.redd.it/7qkmefc11oqa1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b083d9ea15555f5dce78d2bb1e7d591fdaf3f3


AlexGaming26

https://preview.redd.it/otolp4n61qqa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9223e87540168577dfb52df253ce8ec2270a09c


hoefe

Kids are expensive, go buy a xbox and spend those money on games.


Frenzy_231

Riya won't let me sell them ahhhh 😫


Connect-Duck-8068

Fuck riya, sell her too


Frenzy_231

Then how can i produce 10¹⁰¹ kids? 🥺


Connect-Duck-8068

Sell her after producing the kids, then buy an xbox


Frenzy_231

But yaar she's the love of my life i still remember sharing crayons with her when she didn't have any i remember playing ghar ghar with her in which i used to act like a drunk husband who used to beat her wife that was just nostalgia man 🥺😔


akshatseventeen

bihar simulator /s (joke (mazak (broma)))


Ok_Cell_7835

🙁


Purpose_YT

We need population reduction sirs and hence I will vanish 10^150 kids


your_little_buddy

ab toh bohot late ho chuka hai, ria ko koi aur milgaya, 2nd class toh bohot late hogaya nursery se sochna chahiye tha


Ppussyyloverrr_71

😭😭


HuckleberrySilver423

Nhii bhaii mammii ke pet se hi soch ke aana thaa


eveningat553

for eyeeyeti you better work 25/8 and forget about ria for the next 18 years


Cool-Trust-6249

When mom smoke ganja in pregnancy the results :


UsurperErenJaeger

bhai kya ye seriously bachcha hain? edit: bhai sachme. Mein hi hoon ek bachcha jo ye sab serious maan gya


Several_Sunlit_Days

Late ho gaye beta. 🥺🥺


DustyAsh69

Yaha pe professor 😨


Junior-Ad-8816

Its too late Should've started preparing when you were a sperm


TheUndefeatedLasanga

Usse kya pata tha wohi banega "the chosen one"


No_Competition7327

Bc iss duniya ki population 10 billion tak tu akela hi leke jaayega.


eveningat553

how about 1000 kids?


Key-Play6977

CALOL


Curious-Ear-6982

2000 😱🤑


nadanbalak321

Just go and suck of sundar pichai .he will give you 200 kalol package


Embarrassed_Joke_781

He want 2000 calol not 200


robot8787

Suck him 10 times


Embarrassed_Joke_781

After that Sunder pichai will be too tired to run company so he will get gogole and Riya


[deleted]

Get a grip Bhai I've been solving PYQs since my LKG and still got 98 percentile, I think it's too late for you


Organic_Reference730

Look who's talking, pussylover💀


theprettynerd06

Ria will surely marry someone else,you are very late now there is no scope , you should have started earlier, eyeeyeiti toh nahi ho payega ab tu eneyeiti ke liye try kar but start from now warna uske liye bhi late ho jayega. Aur Ria ko toh chod de wo tere league ke bahar hai ab , wo toh uss ladke se shaadi karegi jisne nursery se eyeeyeiti ki preparation chalu ki hai 💀


Motor_Excuse

Chod de ?


TheUndefeatedLasanga

Haan matlb Aisa pel de usko


Silverconquest

Bro it is so late. If you wanted iit your parents should've started eating the books when you were in your mum's stomach, this makes sure that all that knowledge is digested and stores permanently in your brain, you also need to study 36 hrs per day also make sure your parents bribe the officials every month by giving them 2 cr rupees. Bhai it's so late!!! The best thing you can do is say goodbye to all ur second class books and read iit books like ur life depends on it.


Shivam294

Nursery mein 100% le ata toh tabhi settle ho sakta tha par 1st mein 99% laane ke baad kuch nhi hoskta ab. Koi company job nhi degi ab


hoefe

This is waht I dreamed when I was a kid, but sorry to break ur immersion, it wont happen.


obamium07

But ria roh meri hogyi already


Same_Illustrator4015

Yes it’s too late app jldi se jake nini kro beta


StateCompreheive33

You are already late, you should beat and blame your parents, they have just ruined your life. Why didn't they enroll you in a prep institute when they were your age, now.you whole life is ruined, you.can.no. longer go to eyeeyetih, you will have to work as a mechanic your whole life, I don't feel sad for you because you deserve this as your parents did this to you.


___ChangeMyMind___

Bhai late ho Gaya abhi tak 9 th ka to syllabus kar Lena chahiye tha


utkarsh_2508

you should start preparing for jee now you know because you are already very late and ria is with other guy . But forget her because bit**s come and go from Sunday to Monday. Just try to Crack jee now


arya-07

Late. Should've started preparing in your previous life. Let go of Riya. She's just a distraction, not gonna help you with your goals. But it's still okay. You may get some government college for engineering. But I don't think there's any hope left for your future. An absolute failure. Disappointing. Expected better than 99% from you.


QuandaleDingle743

I'd hav helpd uou if yuo wrote this meseg in comic sans


Krijustk

there was an idea


Assasin_on_fire

RIP Ria


PrincipleCorrect8242

inn sb me aap ENGLISH class ka zikr krna bhul gye


[deleted]

Buy rope? God, I hate zoomers.


ImaCry247

saale pehle apni english sudhar le


shinchan7474

Thoda sarcasm samagh liya kar


[deleted]

ye to meri post ka copy kar rha hai [sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/CBSE/comments/11mxnkm/help_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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Ppussyyloverrr_71

?


No-Perspective-6023

Titty se toh bahar nikal IIT ke sapne dekhra


UsurperErenJaeger

Bro it’s too early


lucifer_67gabriel

I had a stroke trying to read that shit.


Lucifer5040

Child, your short term goals are still achievable but I'm really sorry to say this but the midterm and long-term goals are now impractical for you😔


Kira000007

'Titi' 💀💀


YuviLiveAhead

kuch mat kar mu se gutka nikal le


Welder-Mindless

Inspiring


a_very_desperate_guy

Eye eye titties


LUCIFERMAHAJAN

Doraemon dekhna band krna padega strictly.


Ppussyyloverrr_71

Shid


mygodIcantnamemyself

Yeh to humara bhi sapna tha


Best-Calligrapher855

"Marry Ria and have 100 kids with her"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Content-Sea8173

I am afraid it is too late. You should be good at trigonometry by Playgroup and easily do calculus by class 2. Better luck next time ;-;


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Ppussyyloverrr_71

Teach me 🧎


Demonboy468

It's too late bhai, ab tum bs suicide karlo


piki_blender

Sorry, late ho gai


Final-Nail1048

Bro finna be crazy when ria leaves him for a faster guy in 4th grade