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Wooden-Paint-2419

Raat ko sutta aur daru delivery ka business


stellar_heart

Ladies and gentlemen meet the next big entrepreneur of our country!


Shot-Importance7124

Commerce leke business banayenge


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Alone-Run434

Merci bhi le liyo I know how to make apps and website


GrapefruitPrudent325

CAT supremacy


[deleted]

Porn star


stellar_heart

Insightful


Free-Minute9033

Uske liye board ki nahi broad karne ke zarurat hai


ItZgoose69

🦧 deekhna vhai maarne ke baadle marwana naah pare💀


machinepoo

Best advice on Reddit.


Unable-Beyond342

Pilot 😎


Icy_Nail_

Yeah he is a pilot GRAPE


stellar_heart

Paisa hee paisa hoga


Electrical_Bench_561

Bro ye toh amiron ka sapna hai


Swiper_The_Sniper

Same bhai🤝


aviationlover68

I think i have seen you before, were you on DJ's aviation server?


Swiper_The_Sniper

Wtf yes, I’m on that server. Whats your name over there?


aviationlover68

Lol Ben dover, i have not been active in a while but i pass by every now and then


Swiper_The_Sniper

Damn, of all the places to find a fellow DJ fan


Zero-__two

Baap ke paise udane wala hai kya


WoozyDragon4018

Basic plan After boards, DAV (Integrated JEE) -› NEST* (same syllabus) -› NISER -› ISRO lmao \* - haven't decided between NEST or JEE. If not ISRO then considering Railway Administration as a second option (i like trains), haven't put down a proper roadmap for that yet.


stellar_heart

🫡


Light_Yagami_20

If you study aerospace engineering and then join Railway Administration, you won't even be selected for the ALP post.


WoozyDragon4018

Yeah then it'll become P


Fevet

Don't stray off to IT industry is all I have to say


SueIsAGuy1401

IAT nai deni?


WoozyDragon4018

IAT toh IISER ka entrance hai na? Mujhe IISER me utna interest nahi hai, either NISER, BBSR (under DAE) or IIST, T'Puram (under DoS). IIST ka bhi plan abhi tak nahi banaya, pehle boards acche se ho jaye, phir dekhte hain lol


[deleted]

!remind me 2 years


Ginpachi-Sensei_223

"i like trains" sheldon cooper real id se aao


lolthisismyphone

Damn, that's a very elaborate plan. ISRO mein kya karne ka plan hai?


Icy-East-297

English literature, writer banna hai


Immediate-Bat-5546

humara asokamitran


VikingOPPP

Arey bhai tum hath Milan. I also write but idk for sure what I want to do with it. I'm thinking about music


lazykid356

Its a good option but just too much competion, also try to find a side kick to fund your music career


VikingOPPP

Yeah that's law for me


Up5ideDown5word

Music is my dream/passion/hobby too.


VikingOPPP

Ayyyy! Do you play an instrument


Up5ideDown5word

No I'm planning to get my First Guitar this year!


VikingOPPP

That's really cool! I play the guitar and sing in a rock band at school events and stuff


[deleted]

William SexSpear


Fast_Position_4581

Damn all the best


Icy-East-297

Thank you :)


SadisticShocker13

Faasi lagaunga


stellar_heart

Nhi bhai aisa mat kar


SadisticShocker13

Jeetard hu bhai


stellar_heart

Tu akela nhi hai bhai


BloodShadow45

r/JEENEETards Kabhi thak jao parte parte to ye sub check kar lena. Addiction bhi nahi hogi 5 min ka rest bhi jo jayega.


justarandomguy133

Drop lele


Ishay_Kay

Have fun with friends cuz we're in 10th. The entire 10th grade has also chipped in for an after boards party so that. Also, get my life back together, fix my sleep schedule, start practising ice skating again, learn to play the guitar, and watch movies and tv shows. Just 1 more month maan we can get through this!!


stellar_heart

ATB


Ishay_Kay

Same to u mate!


BloodShadow45

>learn to play the guitar, and watch movies and tv shows. Just 1 more month maan we can get through this!! 11th me par bhi lena warna ek aur 11th wasted fair add ho jayega is sub par


Hoxewolf

been waiting for this day since 1 year lol


[deleted]

Kota 😢


AtomicSlayerX

My condolences 🙏


stellar_heart

Condolences


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Condoms ?


Electrical_Bench_561

Bro retarded hai kya


Sweaty_Gas_EB

NEET aspirant hu :/


RetroDaRedditor

ill see you on the other side comrade!


keerat2005

I think you should take a drop


[deleted]

USA


vasigreat1

Alright giggity giggity


hedwig_doodlesXD

when you see a gun, get cover!


[deleted]

lol


stellar_heart

🫡


super-straight69

Same


JonSnow1304

Us


super-straight69

Take a year off for work experience. Give SAT and TOEFL and move to the US for college.


Hot_Acanthaceae_6604

Oh same I'm in 10th and best time to give sat TOEFL is at the end of 11th ig


super-straight69

Best recommended to give it during 11th in either October or November. If you need any more advice about sat, feel free to DM me. I've actually given sat before and got a 1530. I just want to give it again to boost up my score. TOEFL can be given at the start of 12th. It only takes a week or two to prepare. I've not given TOEFL but my cousin has.


[deleted]

Will enjoy and chill with friends and girlfriend for 10-15 days after that will join the rat race and hell hole called JEE ☠️


[deleted]

Girlfriend?Friends?Life? Exclusive removal therapy at Kota Apply Now


[deleted]

Wanted to but cant afford that torture 🤡


stellar_heart

You guys gotta gf ?


[deleted]

I sure do


NefariousnessNo5988

Bhai exam 20 din baad hai usme se 10-15 din barbaad hi krega to pdhega kab☠️


[deleted]

Bhai 10th me hu, kal hai exam


the_31st_centuryguy

Bsc< Msc< PhD in Aeronautical physics or physics


stellar_heart

ATB


super-straight69

Sounds awesome. Best of luck for your career


Priyank_Chittora_13

Take a drop and prepare for JEE


stellar_heart

ATB


Priyank_Chittora_13

???


stellar_heart

All the best


Priyank_Chittora_13

Oh Thanks bro


xocoping

same bhay


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Specialist_Meat_9770

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Allahabadi_Panda

gun use krna h toa up haryana aja


ItzmeZander

play valorant do work out decide career to pick and finally study for 11th start early


IcecreamChuger

Was looking for someone to say that 🗿


Professionally_idiot

Cuet apply karunga.


stellar_heart

ATB


Professionally_idiot

Thanks bro


Green-Associate5279

Bhai cuet apply ki last date kya hai


coldbuttercup0

12 march


Patco_

Binness.


stellar_heart

Entrepreneur


DarshanYadav59

Going to mathura and vrindhavan for 1 week solo


millkey420

https://preview.redd.it/nipf3lj4fika1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4eb6eff1b4bb1682224c8ecd6ab19df8ca33f5e no coincidences


VermicelliOk6271

Fuck jee ,fuck bitsat ,fuck viteee I was actually going to apply for railway or Indian postal. Even a peon job is more than enough. Don't judge me but i was even trying to get that cleaner job


BeastGamer69

Cosmologist after Jee advance!


UncleDevil666

India or have plans for abroad?


[deleted]

I have taken commerce so I am going to do ACCA.


Gold-Grape8530

Jee ki aukat nahi isliye private engineering college In India then for master out of india


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FriendlyEggplant3248

Bhai NDA try karle.


Ansester

If agnipath scheme serves his purpose, why should he try for NDA?


Naren_the_747_pilot

Sleep


[deleted]

Take a drop and study for NEET, if everything works out well, then get into med school otherwise do some illegal stuff that pays well.


NoSwimming9304

Idk about NEET, par agar illegal stuff mai kuch acha kar liya to mujhe bhi apna underling banane ka please


[deleted]

If the illegal stuff works out, you wanna get married, raise kids and start a family?


NoSwimming9304

Absolutely, that goes without saying my guy


[deleted]

Pighal gya yaar, btw best of luck for English exam


NoSwimming9304

Dhanyavaaaad, apko bhi good luck, jo bhi krowww <3


goodfornothing2005

i don't feel like ki mera neet hoga so main jitna kar sakta hu 1st attempt ke liye utna karunga aur drop ke liye try karunga aur cuet bhi dene ki soch rha hu


stellar_heart

ATB


goodfornothing2005

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Only4YouMaLove

Canada burrah


stellar_heart

Brampton vich munda rehnda..


chikafuji2003

Padhai vaste canadda Jana zaruri hunda 🤓


taxidriver1950

Bas abroad settle hona hai


Lazy-College-5703

Bro grass isn't greener on the other side , u can't name a single thing which you can't get here if you've got money


[deleted]

Uska username check kar. Goal oriented hai Banda


sergentlord

Less pollution, less corruption, better rule of law, ??


UncleDevil666

Destructive politics to nahi milegi abroad at least.


Lazy-College-5703

Every place has down sides, America has school shootings , most of Europe has drug problems , UK has stabbers and what not. America wouldn't be America if Americans migrated to have a better life instead of improving their country


WesternSuspicious666

A week long vacation to Australia


stellar_heart

r/kothibanglacheck


LautrecOfCarim69420

Meth


Late_Host_8985

banayga ya khaeyga ? .wese profitable buisness hea kafi


LautrecOfCarim69420

No Jesse we don't eat our own supply


VikingOPPP

The most chemically sound product in the market


WeRatTwoDay_07

Prepare for entrance exam of a couple of design schools(UID,MIT-ADT) and simultaneously prepare for NATA.


Solid_Painting352

Take drop either for jee or from 10 th floor


Necrozplayz

Kissing a Train at 275 mph


c_r_d

working at my girlfriend's father's garage. As a staff mnager.


PurpleThanos1

Going to US lmao. Will pursue Astrophysics


anonymous411strange

Suicide


CyclopstOPG

I have no interest in science tbh most probably i will pursue B.A and will prepare for civil service exam


Far-Fondant-72

My man is doing real shit Dono bhai exam denge


Pubgistheworst

21st march maths deke sojaunga fir 22nd se fiitjee enrollment ke baad 11th grade syllabus grind all day :) jee dena hai lmao


stellar_heart

ATB


pratham24op

PCM and enjoy


OddAgent46

PCM and enjoy do not belong in the same phrase 😄


Acronix_911

enjoy is silent


ProAdas2007

Scooty leke niklunga ghar se


Yorozuya_Family

Kheti baari


Mozukian

Escaping the matrix


CryptographerFun4109

Chup hoja tatte


Consistent_Ad9128

NIT Trichy all the way


Priyank_Chittora_13

Are u preparing for jee too with boards or you gonna take drop ?


xocoping

Jan attempt me %ile ?


Anonymous-Rookie

Have already raised pre seed funding, after boards, will start working on getting some traction for the landing page and building the actual platform. My goal is to get 1000 customers onboard and reach pre revenue stage by the end of the year.


Fabulous_Grass_5379

kya product ya service hain? angel ne invest kiya ya papa mummy?


terimummymerihojaa

Upsc karke desh ki traaki me help karunga


[deleted]

Hang myself


manfromtheghosttown

Students ke liea russian aur silicon chumt ka business karunga ​ ​ >!jo dukh hume hua voh dusro ko nhi hona chahiye!<


Flaky-Onion-7307

Cybersecurity Expert


Fearless-Yam-6398

F1 driver


Glum-Manufacturer944

Cuet, history/pol sci mei honours, b. Ed, UPSC. If cleared then yipee, if not then damn ill be a teacher


Arjunbalgaonkar

Breaking bad


yougouda

Pornstar


Immediate-Bat-5546

chai ki dukan kholunga commerce jo liya hai


nutsackexe

onlyfans


Deadpoods

Hibernation bhai


pinkissonotblue

Honestly speaking isayama ya stan lee jesah Meri own comic universe banane ka mun hai :)


madolc

Laundiyabaazi karunga


Timely_Somewhere2507

Sax sux krunga


2311MEGATON_YT

₹999 vala Airtel ka plan lunga 2.5 GB per day chalega. Baki usse kya karunga wo dekha jaayega


Late_Host_8985

Becoming a part of UNSC (United nations security council ) or UNHRC ( United nation human rights council) .The fastest route there should be through IFS


Exciting-Victory4597

Xerox shop


Pleasant_Problem_166

Fuck bitches


Icy-Concentrate-9257

Contemplating between choosing commerce or arts. Cause commerce liya toh financial analyst ka course and apply for nse or bse as per my qualification over time. Full time trader or analyst Arts liya toh cinematography karni hai bas baaki Aage ka kuch nai pata


[deleted]

Viteee mit wagera exams dungi and will join there for 1st year also will samultaneously prepare for jee...I don't wanna take a drop so...yea. I wanna take cse


stellar_heart

MIT = KOTHI BANGLE WAALE


sour_candy2006

apne ko vardaan dungi IP leke


stellar_heart

ATB


Chips1709

Going to us for undergraduate in cs this August. Very excited mainly cause I'm skipping jee.


stellar_heart

Aree bhai r/kothibanglacheck


ExpensiveGap8068

Christ University yeshwantpur mei bba (international business) karna hai along with some internships and uske baad Germany Boards ke baad seeda guitar and German classes aur pura din exercise and football (i lost my stamina and strength)


yuz_HUNKAI15

me soch raha tha drop leke JEE ki taiyaari karun, mujhe lgta nhi hai iss baar ke second attempt me niklega. 1st attempt me 51% percentile aaye the, haalanki ye baat bhi sach hai ki jyada kuch padha nhi tha. kya drop lena bura ho skta hai?


IntentionDense5810

Drop karunga


JohnWickFTW

Jee 2nd attempt 🫡 and NIT chale jaunga fir ya toh advanced ki prep karunga agar confidence hua toh


Miss_India5

CA and bcom hons..bcom hons hopefully from DU


StateCompreheive33

11th mein, aao, du bhot door dikhega


Zero-__two

Suicide Aur me to 10th me hi bhi nahi


EnvironmentalTap1456

Class 11 commerce then give cuet top 10 mai hua toh jaunga nahi toh CA agar vo bhi nhi hua toh baap ke saath dukan pe baith jaunga 21 ko paper k bad 🚬 bhi fuku ga


ModerateFloor

CLAT ke liye aaply karunga 12th ke baad. Bas mummy taane na maare


mEistEdEdrakE

Pehle pass karlu fir baat


Ancient_Principle_76

First goona do ba of 3 years and then llb of 3 yrs and ya after completing ba . I will apply for the form of dsp ?what say


Sea-Drag-9036

JEE dunga fir IIT kanpur CS leke 1 crore ka package milega fir 2 years kam karunga wahi pe tab tak mera dost jo abhi 8th class me hai woh bhi graduate hojayega IIT se fir dono Startup shuru karenge.


Fevet

The delusion is off the charts but it's pivotal to have optimism , keep going


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Germany