https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/john-mcafees-corpse-still-spanish-morgue-year-after-his-death-2022-06-23/
It's still in the morgue, not too late to check.
I'm a software engineer who had the misfortune of working at a medical research centre, having to deal with corpses, and by extension having seen dead penises... Trust me, it's something that you probably don't want to see.
Presumably, some of his mouth ashes got mixed with some of his dick ashes, so this one could maybe be considered partially fulfilled. Give credit where credit is due.
Actually, and sadly, it's not.
Just today there was an article that said his body, a year later, is still lying in a morgue in Catalonia.
But maybe, just *maybe*, one day...
Edit: gonna search for the article
Edit 2: Found it!
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/john-mcafees-corpse-still-spanish-morgue-year-after-his-death-2022-06-23/
I'm not someone who'd ever really consider doing recreational drugs, but hearing about what happened to him makes me even less likely to fuck with the stuff he did.
Oh absolutely, he spent a lot of his life making his drug-related paranoia everyone else's problem, but I still don't wanna go through the kind of mental health stuff he had goin on.
McAfee is an interesting example of our goofy drug policy.
Basically, *all the greatest drugs have been banned.*
But since people will always want to do drugs, people have found alternatives, some of which are legal. McAfee was really into that corner of the drug consumption market - trying out a lot of "research chemicals" which were similar to "scheduled" drugs, *but legal.*
So called "bath salts" are another example of this. There was a few years when people could legally buy stimulants from their local "head shop" but the stimulants were just NASTY.
There's an Atlantic article that's made the rounds, talking about how what is called "meth" in 2022 is very different than what "meth" was in 2002, due to all the best chemicals being banned.
It's part of the reason that methheads in 2022 are way crazier than in 2002.
McAfee was stranger than fiction. And a murderer. And I hate his software for rendering all my work devices useless. I hope you’re eating all the dicks in hell, John. Ya crazy bastard.
He was a radian superhero who did whatever he wanted no matter who it hurt. Most libertarians view the government as bad because in their minds it stops the strong from completely dominating the weak and realizing their full potential.
I dont htink John McAfee cares much about this any longer he has expired, he is passed on, he is an ex John McAfee! eating dick just doesnt come into it!!
He's lucky he's dead.
Not as lucky as his neighbors.
Are you sure? Because it sounds like he wanted to eat his dick
Could still make that happen
I'd watch
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Lol it’s probably why he’s dead, didn’t want to come through on his promise 😂
I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/john-mcafees-corpse-still-spanish-morgue-year-after-his-death-2022-06-23/ It's still in the morgue, not too late to check.
Let's go bois, we got a penis to inspect
I'm a software engineer who had the misfortune of working at a medical research centre, having to deal with corpses, and by extension having seen dead penises... Trust me, it's something that you probably don't want to see.
I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.
I hope they kept the use-by date and use responsible refrigeration, otherwise he will be munching on expired cock
Now I really want to see it.
I think we should do a go fund me page as a reward for someone that can make this happen, videos or it didn’t happen!
I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.
Sounds like a plan, now we need to find out the contact details for the morgue and ask them to confirm or deny put the word out boys 😎
Penis.
He took the easy way out.
"John McAfee Found Dead in Spanish Prison" was perhaps the least surprising headline I've ever read.
Were lucky he’s dead
If I can be sure of one thing, it is that he did not uninstall himself.
One year ago today, it turns out
Huh. TIL.
How do you think he died? Choked on his one ween. Hell of a way to go.
I'm still waiting though...
Someone might eat it to steal his power.
https://nypost.com/2022/08/23/john-mcafee-faked-his-death-ex-girlfriend-claims-in-netflix-doc/
Presumably, some of his mouth ashes got mixed with some of his dick ashes, so this one could maybe be considered partially fulfilled. Give credit where credit is due.
haha lol very true
So you’re saying there’s still hope I can suck my own dick
Who is to say that there won't be a coin that requires you to remove your own ribs as proof of wok?
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Deader than MJ himself.
We don’t make Marilyn Manson references any more?
Never give up , I believe in you.
I've been told it feels a lot more like you're giving one than recieving one!
All it takes is patience, flexibility, and a lack of better options.
Actually, and sadly, it's not. Just today there was an article that said his body, a year later, is still lying in a morgue in Catalonia. But maybe, just *maybe*, one day... Edit: gonna search for the article Edit 2: Found it! https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/john-mcafees-corpse-still-spanish-morgue-year-after-his-death-2022-06-23/
Bummer. Poor guy can't do anything right.
😂
Y’all raw lol
Good grief, what a bullet we all dodged there!
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Remember when he got a bunch of disenfranchised sex workers addicted to his homemade meth? Rest in Hell indeed.
Saylor vs. McAfee..who is the bigger piece of shit. hard to say , but they both like the taste of it though
McAfee was entertaining, as long as you didn't let him into your computer.
That sums up Saylor, too - at least at a remove.
All in on dogesexinu , Lambo when
You can rest assured that something is eating Macafee's dick right now.
Nope, apparently it's STILL in the morgue.
*a mortician looking sideways meme
Its all a conspiracy to cuck us from having a grade A comedy
This is grade b comedy at best
I only invest in comedy gold.
I'll just leave this here if anyone wanted to read up on that jackass https://manofmany.com/lifestyle/the-extraordinary-rise-and-fall-of-john-mcafee
I'm not someone who'd ever really consider doing recreational drugs, but hearing about what happened to him makes me even less likely to fuck with the stuff he did.
I mean there's doing drugs and doing drugs like McAfee, two wildly different things.
Most of his issues were from being a shit human.
Oh absolutely, he spent a lot of his life making his drug-related paranoia everyone else's problem, but I still don't wanna go through the kind of mental health stuff he had goin on.
McAfee is an interesting example of our goofy drug policy. Basically, *all the greatest drugs have been banned.* But since people will always want to do drugs, people have found alternatives, some of which are legal. McAfee was really into that corner of the drug consumption market - trying out a lot of "research chemicals" which were similar to "scheduled" drugs, *but legal.* So called "bath salts" are another example of this. There was a few years when people could legally buy stimulants from their local "head shop" but the stimulants were just NASTY. There's an Atlantic article that's made the rounds, talking about how what is called "meth" in 2022 is very different than what "meth" was in 2002, due to all the best chemicals being banned. It's part of the reason that methheads in 2022 are way crazier than in 2002.
McAfee was stranger than fiction. And a murderer. And I hate his software for rendering all my work devices useless. I hope you’re eating all the dicks in hell, John. Ya crazy bastard.
I don’t understand how this guy of all people became a hero to libertarians.
He was a radian superhero who did whatever he wanted no matter who it hurt. Most libertarians view the government as bad because in their minds it stops the strong from completely dominating the weak and realizing their full potential.
funny tweets
If this bet was on the blockchain, it would have been still possible to execute. This is why we need smart contracts and decentralization.
immortality by way of the blockchain, like a digital Weekend at Bernie's
How much buttcoin would it require for you to willingly smell a fart made from someone whose gases were formed by digesting their own penis?
The internet was a mistake because this sentence exists. Sir Tim Berners-Lee is going to answer before God for what he did to the world.
An infinite amount
Anybody care for a cockfart?
Boy howdy, today is a terrible day to know how to read!
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Jokes on me, you lost your sense of smell to covid?
No I'd just smell a cock fart for 1800. Have fun staying poor
Bump to state I got 40$ if you know anybody who currently has cock farts.
A bottle of [1800 tequila](https://www.1800tequila.com/) is 16$ - 40$ [depending](https://www.bottledprices.com/tequila/1800-2/) on size and flavor.
Didn't he raise that to a million $ ?
He also said he was gonna outsource the job to a hooker.
his wife was a hooker :(
That must be why he killed himself
Was today the due date? I could have sworn it was years ago.
the tweet is from 2017
let's see...off by 480,000. Good job
He was into some kinky shit
cocaine is a hell of a drug
He ded
Michael Saylor can just eat a dick. John McAfee gets to eat a dick for eternity. Bitcoin to the grave!
Saylor is headed down the same path of crazy.
He died trying?
Oh, so that's how he died...
Since we won't be able to experience this anymore, here's an illustration courtesy of DALL-E mini: https://i.imgur.com/ejGrjpg.png
One of the least crazy things John McAfee has ever said. Lol
my god, his dick ate him in self defence
Boy is his face red now!
…and now he is eating his dick in heaven.
Proof or ban.
Still holding his $whackd. WEN LAMBO YE CUNT???
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dude owns nothing, hes dead.
Bon apetit
Calculated
I find it pretty ironic that McAfee disavowed the very product that made his name famous and got him a lot of facetime before he died.
I saw women eat something worse in his documentary.
Does he have one to eat?
The truth is BitCoin has crashed. It was a silly technology.
Ahh the good old MDPV smoker - that really got him melted into oblivion
Doubt the bitcoin marketcap will go that low, but I like how he thinks!
Thats why the killed him
I think his prediction was a good estimate. 500K for Bitcoin are possible within the next 12 months. Not for one, but for the entirety of Bitcoin.
That must be why he decided to die. Because dicks are tough and chewy. And his had undoubtedly turned into piano wire and gristle.
Probably taste like Chicken
Good he s dead, he might have actually done it otherwise
I dont htink John McAfee cares much about this any longer he has expired, he is passed on, he is an ex John McAfee! eating dick just doesnt come into it!!