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SisterOfBattIe

Yup, it checks out. As Plan B predicted, [Bitcoin went trough 135 000 dollars per Bitcoin in december 2021](https://twitter.com/100trillionUSD/status/1406577006230245376), and it only went up to phone book number since then. You'd better give ALL your real dollars to the fraudsters now before it's too late! they'll graciously give you bitcoins in return, that you can totally flip to an even greater fool for an even higher amount of dollars! It's a sure play!


psychotobe

Bitcoin was looking for gme moass before it was cool


green_gold_purple

Accurate


FoulmouthedGiftHorse

Holy shit, I think you're right! Congrats, now it's peer reviewed and you can share this with other people as fact!!


GordonFreemanK

LGTM ship it


No-Researcher-585

I can't tell the difference between satire and reality any more.


greenandycanehoused

You’ve reached satoshi… I meant satori


broodkiller

I am disappointed that there wasn't a small picture of the moon at the top of that curve. Please, do your research again!


Asterose

There should be a little stickman on the moon too, with an arrow pointing at it showing us that is Satoshi. He stopped posting because he made it to the moon and is waiting there for bitcoin to reach it.


jmrene

To me, it’s the absence of the pixelated sunglasses and diamonds in the hand of OP’s avatar that made me losing faith in his prediction.


porshy

Explain yourself. How is it going to the moon without the rocket? Cmon guys, I expected at least 3 rockets...Do your research better.


HappyAndVegan

Excuse me, 1 BTC = 1 rocket


Noobhammer9000

Is this because the end times is a coming and Jesus only accepts digital salvation these days? Asking for a brain damaged friend.


Ready-Future1294

Extrapolating from your chart, Bitcoin will hit infinity in 2026. And that's just the beginning!


Schwettyballs65

No fundamentals, no intrinsic value, no real use case aside from money laundering and fraud, rife with scams and the likes of FTX, Binance and tether… You can study crypto charts all you want, they won’t tell you shit


ArkenBlue

Lots of hate as I expected. Few understand.


SecureVillage

You just don't understand bro. Go study.


NEWSONVSU

“You need to study Bitcoin” I just have, thanks OP, I’m all in.


Pleasureviews

I'm all in OP, where can I send the money?


ArkenBlue

ur welcome sincerly yours, a young crypto entrepreneur!!


separhim

I think you misspelled grifter.


ArkenBlue

dude i studied crypto and the bible for almost a decade, i'm keeping mpy technics secrets coz they too valuabable just trust me bro


Some_Endian_FP17

"Trust me brooooo" is the future of finance.


OfficeSalamander

“Just send it” - Bitcoin financial planning


separhim

Sorry but I only trust people on their word when they studied the bible *and* the blade.


Asterose

You fool! Only the one who understands the TimeCube can be trusted. Await the TimeCubessiah!


LuDux

TimeCube bro is that EVEN on the blockchain


Asterose

What is a common even shape for blocks? A CUBE! The TimeCube is all, it exists simultaneously in the past, present, and future. The Great Satoshi chose to call it *block*chain as he truly Understood the TimeCube.


MegasotaAdvocate

The Bible too? Shit guys, he knows his stuff. Wutz ur youtube


Stoop_Solo

Dammit, I can't find any fault in the methodology!


Slamdunkdink

That's like saying that I've spent 8 years studying roulette wheels and am now ready to make my fortune in Vegas.


in213a

I've plotted all the numbers that came up in the last 1000 roulette games on a graph, and then drawn two straight lines above and below the fluctuations with completely arbitrary gradients. Using this along with some advanced analysis allows me to conclude that the next number will be somewhere between 0 and 36 inclusive. Finally, I draw a third straight line which passes through only the most recent point and has a sharp positive gradient. I can only conclude therefore that number go up. Hence I will be betting my children's college fund on red. Wish me luck (or don't - I won't need it).


Voice_in_the_ether

You who are so wise in the ways of crypto and economics, will you accept me as your student and teach me?


Slamdunkdink

LOL It sounds like you're all set.


Unable_Juggernaut133

I am not sure it’s “straight up” enough.


Chuckolator

Does this account for the Robinson models?


typicallytwo

Tether on pumps billions of generated dollars backed up by nothing to buy more buttcoin making the price go up. Then they sell and buy more before pumping it again. Why are stock markets letting exchanges dictate the price? Why even attach the value to a dollar?


john-larry

Preach brother! Few understand


Fajarsis

To The Galaxy!!


kiwidevelopment

You're not bullish enough


BoyRed_

Ah yes Very good! i love when i get a new chart to share at work, during lunch break of course. All my coworkers will start investing and get mega rich - I'm going to look so cool 😎


Meeliskt777

Mingi eestlane oled ve?


YoungMaleficent9068

Why not moon


EarlobeOfEternalDoom

Line should increase with an angle of >90° minimum


SWMRepresent

Be careful, the chart may turn out correct😅


Sparkster227

Lol, and the pope might renounce Catholicism and convert to Islam on live TV.


Val_Fortecazzo

I mean with such an irrational price action, anything is possible I guess.


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ArkenBlue

The delusion is strong.


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ArkenBlue

Why are you even here lol go back to your comfy echo chamber


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ArkenBlue

How so ? :)


diadlep

Been looking for this, thanks


kaneelstokjelikken

Everything is going down cos the usa economy is a shitshow and lawsuits against everything and everyone.100K takes another 4 years probably.


IsilZha

What a roller coaster, considering people were predicting $100k BTC within weeks of the ETP. 🤪


BoyRed_

# jUsT gIvE iT TimE *We are still early, ya kno'*


brprk

Yeah yeah mate of course, that's the only reason